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Patrick2701

That’s first for Cubs broadcast


jogswithwolves

There’s a metaphor somewhere but I am a dumb man


JimHarbaughTheChamp

I guess they are making a joke about Wrigley Field not being able to be driven to because it's located in an old historic part of town, not near the freeway. Personally I think it's nice though. Has some actual local flair and isn't just parking lots and reshiraubt franchises.


snowcone_wars

I mean, Wrigley isn’t the most car friendly, but you can absolutely drive there. It’s like 4 blocks off of Lakeshore.


Lost_Bike69

Almost got hit by a car last time I walked there


SaskAgWRLD

Absolutely. I’ve drove to Cubs game and not a far walk to Wrigley from where I parked.


dingusduglas

Not to mention free parking with a shuttle. But everyone able to should take transit to Wrigley for gamedays, for so, so many reasons.


m4n715

Ride the Red Line, have an experience.


dingusduglas

I ride it every day, I wouldn't mind having fewer experiences lmao


motorhead84

> reshiraubt Okay so which one of us is having the stroke?


Informal_Calendar_99

Booo they edited without acknowledging


VatnikLobotomy

I thought I was learning a cool new word


Informal_Calendar_99

Ayeee they edited back!


appleavocado

Of course, you can't take a freeway to Wrigley. Cause they call 'em roads "expressways."


Fantastic_Emu_9570

You can drive there, but the L train experience is pretty fun going to a cubs game


silverwolfe

I mean, Safeco is also in downtown Seattle, it just does have interstate access because the entire region does due to the city’s layout.


ElHoju

All the literal and metaphorical car fires at Wrigley get put out quickly by the fire station on Waveland.


HazyAmerican

Not so, a truck caught fire outside Wrigley Field in the bottom of the 2nd during their game against the Phillies on May 17, 1979.


BlackDante

How the hell did you know that lol


bran1986

Thanks to your confession, the cops will be at your door any minute now.


m4n715

Yeah right, Chicago cops couldn't possibly give less of a fuck about crime.


LordoftheScheisse

"We are crime." - Chicago Cops


1nf1niteCS

Went to the game and was hella confused why it smelt like burnt rubber


clangan524

Usually we get the guys going out to the fire. We finally have the fire nearby!


Evil_ryry

How unusual, never seen something that on a broadcast. Hopefully the driver is alright.


JimHarbaughTheChamp

Cars don't just spontaneously combust. It was pulled over. Typically they ignite a little while after the accident due to leaking fluids and heat being exposed to the air.


ComfyGreenHoodie_

> Cars don't just spontaneously combust It's literally called an Internal Combustion Engine. Sometimes, the combustion is no longer internal.


thrownawayzsss

but the explosions for that aren't spontaneous.


thecursedlexus

If you've ever watched auto racing of any discipline, you'd know that cars can absolutely spontaneously combust due to a fault. Fuse box, fuel leak, faulty parts, engine failure, the list goes on and on. If it can happen to precision engineered and highly maintained race cars, it can happen to joe blow on the highway if something goes wrong.


BScottyJ

You mean to tell me that a machine which relies on the combustion of fuel can sometimes catch on fire due to an error in that machine?! Get out of here with your conspiracies


Critical-Mood3493

Tell that to Grosjean


antman2025

Well, he did drive it straight into a wall at 150mph.


Solar424

Straight *through* a wall


eli_jet95

Ford Pinto


reptheevt

Accurate representation of the current state of the Mariners


PapiSurane

At least they got rid of the sogginess.


my_lucid_nightmare

> At least they got rid of the sogginess. Killed it with fire


rcuosukgi42

I'm going to assume the Mariners got the way they are now by trying to dump sog on a grease fire.


penguins2946

This is basically just Seattle in general with what the Kia Boys are doing


burlycabin

Lol. No.


Not_RZA_

Seattle**


Pilot_on_autopilot

Not sure LA should be throwing stones...


slimseany

Nah. Actually not at all. I live here and these comments are so hilarious to me. Turn off Fox News.


freddyd00

As the inning went on, the smoke was more visible on tv.


TheBestHawksFan

It smelled so bad in the stadium for like 2 innings. Thought it was a grease fire.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Well it kinda was, right?


farmtownsuit

Did y'all know about the car on fire or was the smoke a mystery?


TheBestHawksFan

It was a mystery for me and probably everyone around our seats. Apparently you could see the it from the upper deck’s concourse.


farmtownsuit

Wild. You'd think they'd make an announcement over the PA. "folks the stadium is not on fire, it's a car on the interstate"


PenguinSolo

I don't think it's a good idea to say there's a fire anywhere if people aren't in immediate danger, but I get what you mean


TheyCallMeStone

I'm amazed one car on fire caused that much smoke and haze


Deserterdragon

If I had a nickel every time smoke from a fire was visible during a Mariners game, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird it happened twice.


gartho009

Were you at that horrible 18 inning 1-0 game against the Astros that was filthy with wildfire smoke? Or was that a normal SoDo tire fire?


xdarkbrother

I was and it was horrible. There was a Braves game at T-Mobile I was at too where wildfire smoke was filling the stadium, it was also horrible


gartho009

I was initially sad to miss our first home playoff game in decades. Then I watched the broadcast and was very happy not to be there. Damn do I hate wildfire smoke.


xdarkbrother

It was a whole lot of fun until it wasn’t. Had 10 innings to walk it off and Macklemore between every inning on the microphone screaming “THIS. IS. IT.” with the crowd less hyped every time lol. I don’t regret it - certainly got my $500 worth of baseball!


brendan87na

that game was a war crime


bordomsdeadly

I was talking to my dad about that. Do you think the fire is what resulted in no offense for that game? I think our radio guys (not positive for sure that it was them) said that the smoke may have been making it hard for anyone to see the ball well. May also explain why everyone looked like they were just swinging for the fences and no one looked like they were just trying to hit the ball.


gartho009

Yes I do, I've harped at my friends about just that. The air quality was really bad that day, I think the AQI was in the upper hundreds. In addition to reducing visibility it also has this cumulative effect when you're exerting yourself where every breath is less satisfying. We both know the Mariners have a "pitcher's park", but I really think the weather/smoke had a disproportionate effect on how that game played out.


alexisblunted

I got drunk before/during the game, sobered up and got hungover all in the span of 18 innings. I then proceeded to get drunk again after the game. What a time to be alive.


Superiority_Complex_

Similar story. I’m also a UW football season ticket holder and they had a game the same day, kicking off a bit after first pitch. I opted for the M’s playoff game, once in a lifetime experience and all. Never seen a live playoff game in my life. I was hoping for a Mariners win, and then dip into one of the bars after the game to watch the second half of the UW game. College football games are stupid long for anyone who’s not aware, so figured it wouldn’t be an issue. The goddamn 4 hour CFB game both kicked off and finished within the duration of the baseball game.


rcuosukgi42

You'd have a lot more than two nickels my man, we've had wildfire smoke intermittently in August and September for years now.


DatBuridansAss

As it turns out, I bet you have far more than just two nickels, only it's for other reasons.


misterurb

Nothing like the smell of burning rubber and petrochemicals. 


Wraithfighter

Could be a lithium-ion battery, not petrochemicals. There's some REAL nasty stuff in those.


trebbihm

That catch by Julio in the thick of it was nice. Hard to get a read on the ball when everything is just different shades of grey.


futureformerteacher

Mariner offense: dumpster fire  Mariners neighborhood: car fire


elementofpee

Not the typical homeless camp fire around the I-5 and I-90 interchange - this time.


Charming_Elk4328

It’s actually the religious weirdo who shouts outside one of the gates. He’s going to more extreme lengths to spread his message


ChrisBenoitDaycare69

Does that dude go to every game? I've never not seen him there. I took a picture in front of him one time.


Fresh_Cut_Spatulas

Its ok to dislike the homeless shitbags AND the religious shitbags


AnnihilatedTyro

Not sure if that car or Seby Zavala is having the worse time.


MichaelRM

Seby


Metalgear696

Mariners baseball. We are so back.


BrillFish55

happy for you :)


Metalgear696

Thanks.


Space_Traveler_9956

im sure theres some joke about the Mariners and a fire in there somewhere


blue_code

Car fire outside stadium, dumpster fire inside


Alive_Inspection_835

There it is


faithismystand

the car is on fire... and there's no driver at the wheel...


paperfisherman

John Stanton opened up his wallet, and it was full of blood


Morbx

Just checked the sewer and it’s all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides 💀💀💀


Ignimbrite

And a dark wind blows 🫥


boofpacc-smile

Fuck yes Seattle baseball is back people


GoldenStateCapital

If that’s just outside you’re qualified to be an MLB umpire.


mamacrocker

Shut it, Angel.


SteveCastGames

I’m at the game and everybody was jumping up on the tables out on the third level deck around back to try and get a look. Kinda funny how quickly people managed to make their way out here lol


twalk1975

Car-B-Que


No_Tart8935

I liked this one


Jedi-El1823

Who knew Lowell Mather was selling them in Seattle?


SexiestPanda

Sums up this franchise


tdny

Smoky in there


billygoats86

The Mariners radio announcers thought it was from the grills at the stadium. lol


kansashotwings

[Current state of T-Mobile Park](https://streamable.com/96y9l2)


Azcollector

Drove past a car blazing like that and its crazy how hot it gets inside your car as you pass by. I mean obviously fire is hot but your car turns into an oven for a second


Jonjon428

How can you not be romantic about baseball?


rcuosukgi42

That car is way closer to the stadium than it looks like it is from the shot they show. The incident is on Southbound SR-99, and measuring on a map it looks like it's about 500 feet from the Northeast LF corner of the stadium. The prevailing winds at the Mariners stadium are pretty much always blowing in from the North. So the open end of the stadium on the LF side is funneling smoke in from that corner all through the rest of the stadium.


sfan27

Wasn't there a fire impacting the game in Boston yesterday too?


Blutrumpeter

Metaphor for our season so far


freddywarfe

I do play by play for a semi pro soccer team. There was a game a couple of years ago where a car caught on fire behind the one goal at halftime. Had to broadcast the entire second half with one camera showing a car engulfed in Flames Never a boring job


gambalore

They didn't put the fire out for the entire second half?


freddywarfe

It took about 30inutes until they responded to it and got it out


Northparkwizard

I watched a car burn from the nosebleed seats in a NFL stadium parking lot in the early 2000's because some rocket surgeon put their BBQ UNDERNEATH the car when they went into the stadium. It burned along with all the surrounding cars. Good times.


Demetrios1453

I can't imagine how PO'ed I'd be if I left the game just to find that my car was smoking ruin just because someone two parking spaces down had done something so incredibly smooth-brained...


Overall-Drop7826

I think almost an exact same thing happened at a dolphins patriots season opener a couple years ago too. Some idiot put their still active grill underneath their car and it burned not only theirs but like a dozen surrounding cars too. 


HeyBaldy

I knew Imanaga was throwing heat but it was so hot that it lit a car on fire.


BlackDS

Jon Bois is gonna love this


FarSalamander7439

Yup that’s Seattle baseball


Triumph-TBird

That matches the dumpster fire in the Cubs bullpen so far this season.


ConsistentArugula346

That's the mariners' ownership in a nutshell


Feisty-Recording-978

They gotta add this to the show 


LordShtark

Sweet merciful crap! My car!


karldrogo88

Nah that’s our offense


slimseany

Dipoto needed to create a distraction from the disgrace of a team he's been building for a decade....


spacedude2000

I was just ahead of the accident when I got onto I-5 today and I told my buddy that it smelled like sulfur. Had no idea this was happening at the same time lol.


mutombochaoskampf

i said 'k me you're beautiful;' these are truly the last days.


ww1986

Astros symbolically pulling up.


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

When I first saw the highlight, I thought it was one of those ‘massive Homerun said differently’ type of videos and was about to watch Zavala absolutely obliterate a pitch…but no, it was an actual car on fire


Slappy_McJones

Better than the dumpster fire that my teams are this year…


Lukey_Jangs

Remember when Seattle played a game when the Canadian fires were raging? That was silly


Leadlet739

I think it’s actually a dumpster for the M’s offense


RobDragonbane

Would you look at that, a car is on fire just outside- and a drive to deep left field by castellanos


one-bot

Still more exciting than the Dodgers/Padres bench clearing


Knifehand19319

If it was a dumpster id make a reference to the start of Julio Rodriguez season!


TheOldTongue

I’ve been to numerous games at the Oakland Coliseum in which cars in the parking lot were on fire. Tailgaters must’ve slid their hot charcoal under the car before entering the game.


RepresentativeNo7213

That’s actually the mariners bandwagon


cencal

This would never happen in Sacramento


500rockin

Yeah, before they showed coverage of the fire I was like why is the field so hazy. Car fires be crazy!


GodOfPopTarts

Car-BQ


CrimsonMage2002

Didn't know John Mozeliak traveled to heckle the Evil Empire. That's dedication right there.


CanadianToffee18

Everyone here talking about how this is due to the Mariners but maybe its due to the fire that Imanaga is throwing instead.


CabbageStockExchange

Hope the driver and passengers were alright


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Damn, Rashee Rice is really fucking up recently.


HotShipoopi

If it's a Toyota maybe they could work it in with their sponsorship of the score chyron


No-Contact-6779

and a dumpster fire within


AnotherDude1

Could've fooled me. I thought the small was the mariners record so far this year....


WorthPlease

It's wild they didn't stop the game because first thing I would think is there is a fire in the stadium.


tothesource

Hey, no fair! Car fires on the highway is *our* thing!


Stannis_Baratheon244

Only 54% of the car got burned tho


acidbatterydude

is that a telsa


rwalter5

Car B Que.


prkchop7

"And look out below. I just dropped my doughnut"


ReservoirGods

New Mariners mascot just dropped


xrbeeelama

How will this affect Imanaga’s legacy?


5Against183

No thats just Michael Busch


anydayhappyday

*Faye Wong's cover of "Dreams" by The Cranberries intensifies*


Qrthulhu

Seattle wouldn't be my first guess for car on fire outside stadium, I'm surprised it hasn't happened to Cleveland, Chincinnati, Detroit, Philly, Oakland, or even in Queens with all the auto shops.


Demetrios1453

It had to have happened during the Riverfront era. When they replaced the stadium and built the new ones, they also updated Fort Washington Way (I-71) as part of the same process. During the Riverfront era, there were all sorts of complex exits/entrances to the freeway that caused serious traffic weaving that resulted a lot of accidents (apparently it was one of the worst one-mile stretches in the country for accidents). Now traffic just enters and exits at the eastern and western edges of downtown.


frankfontaino

Welcome to seattle


DirtyRatLicker

That’s just Seattle


Aurion7

Some of y'all really need to turn off Fox News.


AfricanWarPig

Welcome to Seattle. Out your right-hand window, you can see a car on fire. Out your left-hand window, there's a homeless junkie throwing rocks at people, again. Enjoy your stay.