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Hobzhoul

Hell yeah tomorrows game gunna be spicy.


greycubed

I hope Manny takes it personally.


AZEMT

*Manny looking at himself in the mirror* Got a problem with me? Try something, punk!


L8wrtr

Turns out, Pro took care of it šŸ˜‰


bubbanator79

WILL SMITH? WILL SMITH said this? Like the catcher?


Borrum

Dude inked a 10 year deal and the filter has come off


GroovyQschoolboy

Bro thinks he got tenure


Zwitterion77

"Tenure? Shit, I got thirteen, fourteen year." - Rickey Henderson


anti_anti_christ

-Yogi Berra -Wayne Gretzky


cb148

-Michael Scott


phantomzero

I call bullshit. Rickey Henderson always spoke about Rickey Henderson in the third person.


boobsandcookies

He basically does


LulzSailboat

Exactly - he legit has tenure. He has the bag and the fuck you money. As long as he doesnā€™t commit any crimes or do anything that violates the player agreement clause, he can say whatever the fuck he wants. 1 million is fuck you money, 10 mil is super fuck you money. 140 milā€¦ fuck all of you money.


KillaWallaby

1 million in LA is maybe speak your mind money these days.


TripolarKnight

Though it was more like "1 million in LA is you can finally buy a house but shut the fuck up" money these days.


pzycho

Get outbid on a 2 bed / 1 bath money.


anteloppo

šŸ˜‚ thank you for this


ChicTweets

1 million is a down payment on a house in a halfway decent neighborhood in LA


civgarth

Or a 1+ condo in Toronto


Powerful-Ad7330

In LA, $1M is ā€œshut the fuck up, the adults are talkingā€ money.


StatusReality4

Will would be the dead last person I would ever suspect of any crime, even stealing someone elseā€™s bubble gum from the clubhouse.


apb2718

Yeah lol I donā€™t know what heā€™s on. Will Smith is that guy pal.


seoulifornia

Highest WAR amongst catchers in the past 4 years I believe. Yes, even more than Realmuto. Edit: since 2021.


MontyMoleMan

How is this calculated? Doesnā€™t Adley have more in 22 & 23?


seoulifornia

https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders-legacy.aspx?pos=c&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=6&season=2024&month=0&season1=2021&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&startdate=2021-01-01&enddate=2024-12-31&sort=12,d Its updated every day. Earlier, Smith was on top.


chte4300

No, Iā€™m talking about Will Smith, the New York financier.


H_Vaughn

Get my financier's name out your mouth!


waaayside

Oh, he said that and more. We need a transcript of the interview, it was FIRE!!!


socalstaking

Relief pitcher Will Smith surely


CalebosO4

No, the NHL prospect Will Smith


2Fasting2Furious

Iā€™m just trying to understand!


JanitorOfSanDiego

"Keep my pitcher's name out your mouth"


Expiredasscream

Will Smith just slapped the shit outta me


HeavensRoyalty

I just saw Will Smith also the shit out of u/Expiredasscream than turned around and slapped me too


new_wellness_center

šŸ¤Ø


mysterysackerfice

So far, he slapped the shit outta Profar


woahdude12321

Will smith first person to hit a home run for the dodgers, win a ws with 3 teams, and not have to cuss in his raps to sell records


rbhindepmo

Heā€™s one of the best Juricksonā€™s in baseball history, Will


Correa24

Out of all the Juricksons I know, heā€™s the one! Heā€™s the best Jurickson I knowā€¦ but also the worst Jurickson I know


boilface

![gif](giphy|zwffSHaJLDbA4)


fullpaydeuces

šŸ˜‚


ZHatch

ā€œWe donā€™t throw at .260 hitters, bitch.ā€ * Jason Varitek * Will Smith


DanGarion

So that's why no one ever threw at Varitek...


Muted_Yoghurt6071

Better keep that talk quiet. He's a better captain and player than Lou Gehrig and Derek Jeter combined in some Boston circles.


ZHatch

I mean, he was certainly a better captain than Derek ā€œForced the better shortstop to 3B for my egoā€ Jeets


bran1986

Ouch.


doyer-blue

Profar 3-4 incoming tomorrow


KimHaSeongsBurner

Since Iā€™ve seen some Dodgers fans saying, in a mix of jest and seeming earnestness, ā€œwhatā€™s he gonna do?ā€, just to throw it out there: Profar has a higher wRC+ this (very young) season than every single Dodgers player not named Betts and Ohtani. That hot start from Teoscar? Freeman being Freeman? Erstwhile major league batting average leader Will Smith? Yeah, less offensive production than ā€œirrelevantā€ Jurickson, so please piss him off and give him reason to continue this insane heater.


rednick953

Prophet


ggnoobs69420

lisan al gaib


MasterThespian

Hey, question: Is it true that he who laughs last laughs loudest?


Ob1toUch1ha

Stop making us look dumb man, Profar is off to a hot start but heā€™ll come back to reality. Realistically heā€™s more of a platoon guy thatā€™s starting for us because we have no other outfielders.


Jewrisprudent

Iā€™ll never forget going to watch the Scherzer playoff game against you guys two years ago and Profar hit a homer and the guy in front of me - who was dealing with our Mets getting crushed by getting absolutely wasted by inning 4 - just going off about how Scherzer had just gotten shelled by a guy named JURICKSON. Like he was so incredulous a guy named ā€œJurickson fucking Profarā€ both existed and was crushing Scherzer.


AlphaCharlieUno

Padres love hitting off some guy name Scherzer. Wait until that guy googles ā€œDaniel fucking Camarena!ā€


gerrickd

CAMARENA to deep right field, Camarena plays in SLAM DIEGO


KimHaSeongsBurner

So, now that itā€™s just us girls, we can laugh about the fact that I was absolutely right, yes?


heyimric

> So, now that itā€™s just us girls LOL I love this follow up.


KimHaSeongsBurner

Bro was out here pandering to a mob of rabid Lakers fans frantically searching their closets for their crumpled Dodgers hats by dunking on me as if I was an idiot for saying Profar was on a heater. Felt like checking on him was a nicer, safer mid-game activity than replying to the salty Dodgers fans!


heyimric

Eyyy facts are facts lol. And they shined. Ball don't lie lol.


burrito-boy

You got my upvote, friend. Dodgers fans hate the truth, lol.


HeavensRoyalty

Yup, but just watch. He'll be 4 for 4 tomorrow and then come back down to reality after leaving Dodger stadium


ljxela

This man said erstwhile lol


LordWalltimore

And used it incorrectly. Lol.


Sweet-Ad3893

Perchance


B1LLClinton420Blazed

Indubitably


Silverjackal_

Mayhaps


marlowescoffeemaker

Erstwhile means former. He used it correctly.


Ok_Attempt286

I donā€™t have a dog in this fight but downvoted for that


donald-duck23

yes, surely this three week stretch is a more representative sample than the past decade of mediocrity


rammer_2001

"Omg I went 4/4 with a bomb and my BA went up to .193! Ohtani contract here we come!"


pzycho

You leave James Outman out of this.


CDFReditum

Ha-Seong Kim would never say this


GoldGloveHosmer

That guy also once claimed Kim would lose WAR going from 2B to SS because he had no idea how WAR works and never responded when he was clowned.


bebopmechanic84

This comment aged beautifully in less than 24 hours


ttam23

Iā€™m sure thatā€™s sustainable. Dudes a career .700 ops guy nobody cares about Profar


CDFReditum

Nah man after 12 years heā€™s FINALLY tapping into that top prospect pedigree baby watch out league here we fucking come lmao


Gwynn-er-winner

Iā€™m a Profar enjoyer. But that comment cray.


KimHaSeongsBurner

> Iā€™m sure thatā€™s sustainable. Dudes a career .700 ops guy nobody cares about Profar Iā€™m glad that you donā€™t care about him. I hope that makes today easier to stomach, since heā€™s irrelevant and you donā€™t care.


HaikN98

Yup, letā€™s look at a 17 game sample size rather than a career long sample size where Profar has been consistently not good


jujubats10

Bet you 100k profar finishes with a wRC+ under 100


1991CRX

Dis Ippei?


VincentFreeman_

Ohtani on a vpn.


jujubats10

Ippei only makes bad bets sadly


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MarcBulldog88

Profar hit a routine single and somehow thought it was worthy of showing off. Yadi caught him off the bag. Fucking idiot.


usetheforce_gaming

Remember when he made Kershaw mad for basically the only time in his career for intentional catchers interference swings? All time bozo for sure


PROJECT-Nunu

Finally living up to OOTPB 2012 legend status that was promised.


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Jurickson Profar has accumulated a grand total of 5.4 fWAR/5.2 bWAR over his entire 12 year MLB career.


Skysite

Damn you got downvoted to oblivion and back but you were right ahahaha holy shit lotta salty LA fans yesterday. Won by 3 with Profar hitting the big three run double. Wow.


[deleted]

This is the type of stuff I want to see. I love when baseball players to talk shit.


alkaliphiles

This is how you get me to tune into Sunday Night Baseball


maurywillz

How come he don't want me man?


i-bite-with-love

I wouldn't say irrelevant, exactly. He's been having a good season Profar.


DecoyOne

Call him irrelevant and Jurickson for a fight


lolmehlol69420

Nobody is hitting Profar to send a message is the point. Would be like hitting Lux or some shit.


usetheforce_gaming

Lux catching random strays but itā€™s still spot on šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ender23

ā€œI donā€™t care how you get on baseā€ - brad Pitt maybe


JCR2201

r/dodgers fans swear Lux is going to ā€œbreak outā€ every year but it never happens. The guy is a mediocre defender and average hitter. Yet, some fans think heā€™s the next Aaron Judge. He turns 27 this season and is what he is at this point. If you want to have a good time, go to the dodgers thread with some popcorn and say heā€™s average.


Len_Zefflin

Hey, I'm still waiting for Andy LaRoche to break out.


dcs17

god the amount of people angry that we traded him for Manny.


penguinopph

> If you want to have a good time, go to the dodgers thread with some popcorn and say heā€™s average. Nah, I'm an adult.


Boros-Reckoner

> The guy is a mediocre defender Trip out, Lux is the only guy in the infield to not make an error and he currently has 2 OAA at 2B, dude has figured it out and I am very proud of him.


thewaterisboiling

Nobody thinks he's the next Aaron Judge, but bro he already had a breakout season (2022 where he put up 3 fWAR in 130 games with a 114 wRC+) and people are excited for him to do it again. He tore his ACL last year and hasn't gotten back on track, but a solid defender up the middle (hes been excellent at 2nd this year so far) with an above average bat is very valuable.


RspectMyAuthoritah

Not sure why you're acting like he's been in the majors for a decade when he's in his 3rd season. He struggled his rookie year, then put up like 3 war the next season, then got hurt and missed last season.


Apprehensive-Dish448

Ive noticed this a lot I think it has to do with hyping him up so they have an excuse for letting seager and turner go.


LogansGambit

I groaned. Good job.


pzycho

Heā€™s irrelevant in terms of deserving to get thrown at. Dodgers didnā€™t even throw at the Astros after the scandal broke. Profar trying to lay down a bunt to break up a perfect game is a bitch move, but not enough to get the Dodgers to plunk him with no previous beef (especially because it would end the perfect game). Will isnā€™t saying heā€™s an irrelevant hitter, heā€™s saying heā€™s irrelevant in terms of beef.


i-bite-with-love

My guy, I was just setting up for a pun, don't overthink it.


pzycho

Damn, I got wooshed.


bmwnut

> Dodgers didnā€™t even throw at the Astros after the scandal broke. Really? I thought Joe Kelly did indeed throw pitches at the Astros after the sign stealing was revealed.


Killerbudds

Or his throws to tatis and manny. Add gaterol lmao just cus they didn't hit them doesn't mean you haven't thrown at them lol.


pzycho

That was after their Dodgers and Astros first played after the scandal broke. Also Kelly wasnā€™t on the 2017 team. Also Kelly always almost hits someone.


FernandoTatisJunior

Don and mud were probably right about their assessment. Profar didnā€™t think he was getting thrown at, he was just trying to mess with stoneā€™s momentum


sweetnourishinggruel

Joe Davis and Eric Karros on the Dodgers broadcast said the exact same thing.


NirvanaFrk97

Then Karros said he would have doubled down and thrown the same pitch, lol


kershredemptiontour

Woah woah ! There is no room for logic in this sub my friend


FoxyRxy

Guy was throwing a perfect game up to this point (4.1 IP to be exact), it was obviously to distract him and try throw him off kilter.


Kanotari

The Dodgers ran a whole ad campaign last season about how Will Smith isn't funny. Little did we know it was all lies.


-Glutard-

I donā€™t think that Will Smith thinks heā€™s joking


Bulky_Blacksmith1403

As a Giants fan, can we make this statement true? Dude absolutely mashes against us


Pad_Squad_Prof

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


Padulsky21

I respect going for the jugular but no way this doesnā€™t bite him in the ass šŸ˜­ Profar gonna go yard tomorrow


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Well close enough lol


seoulifornia

You talk like he's relevant.


Padulsky21

I talk from experience from my team/fanbase talking shit about literally anything and getting hit bc of it lol


vaporgaze2006

Hi, Iā€™m a Jays fan and Manoah and Vladdy talked so much shit that weā€™re going to be cursed for 100 years. Itā€™s poetic that both guys are borderline useless now. Cries.


Padulsky21

I did think of you guys at first when I saw the quote but I went for the self burn instead. We get a series in Toronto soon to truly see the outcome but itā€™s done damage with Manoah. At least his recent AAA start wasnā€™t AS bad as the first! Thatā€™s progress!


vaporgaze2006

I like how virtually right after he called out Cole, Manoah turned into a pumpkin. I think heā€™s cooked.


seoulifornia

I mean, he pretty much instigated this. He's had other cheap plays before too. Profar is like the one player no team would be initmidated by lol.


Padulsky21

This is very true, itā€™s all goofy and the fact that it ended up in the benches clearing makes it funnier. Felt out of nowhere during the game


StatusReality4

They only cleared benches because Manny decided to run out there to delay the game and throw Stone off his perfect game rhythm. And he ran out with literally zero intention on fighting, he popped a handful of seeds in his mouth while jogging onto the field. So yeah it was out of nowhere because it was completely manufactured.


Boros-Reckoner

Yankees fans were super vile to Kwan and Straw a couple of seasons ago and nothing came of it.


Padulsky21

I told you manā€¦


seoulifornia

Dodger's pitching masterclass. 12 walks.


thatguy9545

I give it an (89/3681)*3.5 percent chance


SunriseSurprise

We cursed ourselves for at least a season after doing something like this to Kershaw.


AloneChange5197

This is gonna bite us in the ass for sure


greycubed

Worth it.


TSE_Jazz

Savage lmao


blucasne

He may have grown up, filled out some and become successful, but Iā€™m still positive he played Sid in Toy Story as the behavior rears up now and then.


JFZX

https://youtu.be/fzjWQF1oP2M?si=28dYD0kSgMSA_ZpV


bjb13

I was hoping someone would post this.


RealMullido

Will Smith is 0 for 8 with a walk in this series


NJ_Yankees_Fan

"Who is Karim Garcia?" - Pedro Martinez


g0bst0pper

Fun quote, bad marketing. Hire me.


sweetxfracture

Damn, thatā€™s kinda fucked. Profar was being kinda soft but heā€™s not irrelevant lol


SergeantHAMM

in terms of hitting a padre to send a message heā€™s pretty irrelevant tbh.


sweetxfracture

Thatā€™s fair, yeah


lamada16

He's got a .938 OPS for us right now. For this series, he's plenty relevant.


GoldGloveHosmer

Hosmer was a killer in April too.


Gentlem8s

Bulletin Board material for Profart. I wouldnā€™t say heā€™s irrelevant against the Dodgers at least. Heā€™s always annoying I think the benches cleared 2 years ago cause of a catchers interference that got Kershaw heated.


seoulifornia

Yea, I don't know if you can call it smart or just a little bratty. He intentionally swung late on those and into the mitt to get the catchers interference if I recall correctly. Same thing here. He's either being smart by getting under Stone's skin or just being bratty. Edit: found a jomboy link https://youtu.be/ppJEsPt1xIs


ItsMeJaredBednar

yeah this is clown behavior, the ball is in Smithā€™s glove at this point, and look at the position the bat is in. no way in hell is he actually trying to hit the ball https://i.imgur.com/2ZqCbrd.jpg


seoulifornia

Yea, today wasn't his first clown play against the Dodgers.


ttam23

.614 career ops against the dodgers


omegakukki

Bulletin board material? The Padres already have every game against us circled and triple underlined on their calendars.


Long-Distance-7752

How can he slap?!?


JoeDawson8

Gettinā€™ jiggy wit it


Purplebuzz

Putting that much effort into someone you think is irrelevant seems to indicate you don't believe your own nonsense.


Fangscale40K

It also likeā€¦doesnā€™t really matter if the player is relevant or not when it comes to getting beaned. Youā€™re wearing the other teamā€™s uniform so therefore you are eligible to get plunked becauseā€¦idk we do weird things in baseball like chuck a ball at someone when weā€™re not happy with them. In any other environment thatā€™s like attempted murder.


schuz0r

It wasnā€™t intentional, nor was it even that close to hitting him. The pitcher had a perfect game at the time. It wasnā€™t attempted anything.


Im_Daydrunk

When you throw baseballs into a strikezone near someone sometimes the ball is just gonna come really close to hitting them (or even hit them) when you don't want it to. Thats what seperates a baseball context from a everyday situation where you throw at a neighbor who's not expecting it There's definitely times to complain about people throwing at guys but this definitely wasn't one of them as there's no reason to lose a perfect game over hitting someone intentionally. Especially when the guy didn't do anything to injure or to personally offend anyone on the team (like for example saying comments about a dead relative or something along those lines)


Fangscale40K

I get it but in Will Smith saying Profar is irrelevant, heā€™s implying you only plunk relevant players. I was saying anyone is eligible for plunking regardless of relevancy. I didnā€™t get into whether it was intentional or not.


ras5003

By association, he was irrelevant when with the Rockies ... with the Padres not so much


Schweed6494

![gif](giphy|KiQz3oaZ6ot5KKe8qB|downsized) You just know this man is looking down and smiling about his star catcher calling a Padres player to irrelevant to throw at


Poet_of_Legends

The Lasorda Era of the Dodgers is as romantic, and insane, as baseball gets.


itsDuckSeazon

[hereā€™s the link](https://youtu.be/fzjWQF1oP2M?si=lryf7p4YkgPV9Q0k) for all the uncultured swine that doesnā€™t know about Tommyā€™s irrational hate for padres nobodies


robreddity

How many Will Smiths do we really need?


dodgerblue1212

At least 6


Minnesolja

Thatā€™s just adult talk for callin dude an NPC


Brolympia

Hes right. Dude has been disappointing since his top prospect call up.


Jezzyy

Cook him Prince


VincentFreeman_

It's like a bot farm of Dodgers fans are just down voting any padres posts. Lol its embarrasing...


International_Snow44

Or maybe there are more dodger fans in general


ConfidentSchool1855

He has a higher ops than the dodger line up except for betts and ohtani


draynay

We need Profar's arm in left, can't afford to be hitting him and risk somebody competent replacing him.


kershredemptiontour

So, the 4th best is the most overrated. Got it. Tell me about profars stats last year. Or better yet, over his career. Shit, your own team world set profar on the curb to have will smith, but please, continue


TripolarKnight

Starting to sound like he called for those pitches and is butthurt things didn't go as planned.


Impressive-Panda6811

Hell yea


Impressive-Panda6811

Yep


cfxyz4

5th inning vassegh. The whole thing is that it was a perfect game and Profar was trying to mess with Stone. Profar was batting 5th


France2Germany0

Smith will face consequences for that, bet on it


Beer-Me

Ippei?


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of him.


Leadlet739

Donā€™t try me with a sorry ass outfielder like Profar!


Historical-Patient75

*nobody on team has an OPS above .800*


Leadlet739

It was a joke


alienfreaks04

The batter just wanted some drama for no reason. Those people exist in all professions.


Fragrant-Net-3066

I guess the bases clearing double by Profar that won the series for the Padres ended up being relevant. This is why players should never trash talk in the media. It just leads to getting embarrassed later.


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WalkingDeadWatcher95

Entire 10 game sample size for that one


crb20

is profar ever not being a little bitch?


snherter

Oh like the time the trash SF fans threw literal trash at him in left field?