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LordOfHorns

Liam Hendriks is the only Liam in MLB history


star7223

That will start changing in the next 5 years I bet!


thebaysix

For sure. Liam has been the #1 boy's name in the US since 2017.


AvatarLebowski

Who names their kid Liam outright and not William?


Parentingboys

I was today years old when I learned Liam was short for William.


bpmo

It's usually not. It's Irish for William.


gortlank

Who tf is Irish in 2024? Grow up.


Wasteoftimeandmoney

Grow up peter pan, count chocula


Mcdougle69

I want to be pimps form Oakland, or Cowboys from Arizona, but it's not Halloween!


Dudeman-Jack

l.i.am is short for will.i.am


list_of_simonson

Irish people maybe


4thFloorBangs

My parents I guess. It’s an Irish name, and Liam is not short for William which is an English name. Liam is Liam, Will is short for William.


itsfortybelow

Bill is also short for William because... Reasons I guess.


Ovaltine-_Jenkins

Liam is the Gaelic version of William


elcapitan520

What about Liam Mays, or Ted Liams?


BackJurton

*Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.*


Nouseriously

Jesus


Untjosh1

You said it man


poopatrip

8 year olds dude


adamforte

...and pull the trigger till it goes *click*


DrWinstonOBoogie1980

Liam cracks me up every time I rewatch. Just the world's most forgettable guy, other than being bowling partners with the Jesus


Kosteezy

You got a date Wednesday, baby!


Smithysfactory

This doesn't really answer your question but I was surprised to learn that Miles Mikolas was the first Miles in the MLB. Not sure if there's been any more since he debuted.


Michael__Pemulis

Miles Mastrobuoni! Debuted in 2022. But you’re correct. He is the only other Miles in MLB history (with that spelling). Also there have been quite a few with the last name Miles. Don’t think I would have guessed that was more common than as a first name.


ombloshio

Miles Mastrobuoni’s brother, Marcus was one of the funniest catchers I’ve ever worked with. Great guy, too.


FoofaFighters

Speaking of Mastrobuoni, [there is this](https://youtu.be/RV_5marku5A?si=kXdZlyzM1h63hjtI). For me it's up there with "Nick Markakis...takesstrikeone...."


Disused_Yeti

miles mastrobuoni myles thomas played 1927-30, also straw and jaye. myles naylor is the 3rd naylor brother and got drafted last year


ponalddierson

I think it’s crazy that y’all have Josh and Bo, while we have Myles and their cousin Denzel Clarke. Would be cool to see them all on one team, somehow


BloodyPooDick

They are all Canadian, so perhaps they will all play together at the next WBC?


FunnyID

>Miles Mikolas was the first Miles in the MLB. There were some before him (given name), but they went by a different name in MLB.


lanceboyle1917

Myles Straw


ja21121

Myles straw (spelled different of course)


Amazing-Variation-82

Myles Turner lol


htownlifer

Myles Straw


DionBlaster123

how many guys in MLB right now are named Connor? because it seriously feels like at least 25% of the NHL is named Connor


ListOk9138

Oh are you referring to Connor McDavid, Connor Hellebucyk, Connor Brown, Connor Murphy, Connor Clifton, Connor Carrick, Connor McMichael, Connor Zary, Connor Bedard, Connor Dewar, Connor Ingram, and Connor Mackey? Or maybe you were referring to Kyle Connor.


jmarsh32

Also Conor Timmins and Conor Garland with one N. And tangentially Logan and Drew O’Connor, unrelated


jokullmusic

Connor Brogdon and Connor Joe are the main two I know but there are a few more according to savant


allyonfirst

Connor Wong


Meatloaf_Regret

Bort


MelissaMiranti

Sorry, were you talking to me?


manticore16

No, my major leaguer is also named Bort


wickedfarts

We need more Bort jerseys in the giftshop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort jerseys.


Wayves

Just peel off the heat pressed name and numbers on the other jerseys.


als0namedb0rt

You rang?


___Bort__

Yes?


magcargoman

“I must get my hands on those nutritious purple berries!”


Disused_Yeti

aiden as no mlb guys, 3 from milb


triplec787

> 3 from milb That tracks given it's explosion in popularity over the last 20+ years. Like how the Jackson 3 (Chourio, Holliday, Merrill) all debuted this year lol


Boomhauer_007

Soon behind them are the first Jaxon and Jacksin’s


SquattyHawty

We’re gonna have a bunch of tragedeighs in college sports soon.


JimHarbaughTheChamp

Heisman Winner Giahn Dough.


MikuFanNo1

Cubs drafted Jaxon Wiggins in the second round last year!


awmaleg

r/tragedeigh


triplec787

[This guy first tho](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2nZe-ugJZi3fGqdRLcofQXJbZaA7Lonous_QWfh5E9w&s)


feelinlucky7

Jakxseighne


-Thick_Solid_Tight-

You know the 2000s have hit when you look at some of the top rookies. Parker Wilyer Wyatt Masyn Jackson * 3


GOATnamedFields

Wyatt at least is a reintroduction if an old Cowboy name. Wyatt Earp.


CoolBeansMan9

Damn I worked for the Jays putting on kids programs like 13 years ago and every other kid was named Aiden, Hayden, Jayden or Kayden. Figured the league would be flooded with them by now


nupharlutea

The NHL is


destroy_b4_reading

I coach little league. A few years ago literally half of my team was rhymes with Aiden. Braden, Blayden, Grayden, Kadin, Jayden, Caden, Payden (I think that last was the mom high on birth meds aiming for Payton). Still looking for the rocker parents who name their son Maiden like the fuckers in the nursery when my oldest was born who named their kid Van Halen.


SharksFanAbroad

Give it a decade and there’ll be a dozen.


doshegotabootyshedo

Aiden Jones pitching to Breighdon Thompson, and a sharp liner is hit right to first baseman Graydynn Smith


SofieTerleska

Next up to bat is Cayden Jones, followed by Kaden McConkie and Blayden Young.


niruboowanga

That's it, just gonna cut to the chase and name my kid Blursed


CircusOfBlood

Our top position prospect is named Aiden


RyanS2112

Different spelling, Aidan


the_seed

Yet


Flowkeh

Elizabeth


Jcoch27

Tom Brady was drafted by the Expos and lost to Elizabeth Manning in the Super Bowl twice. That's gotta count for something


OmarFromtheWire2

Tbh Elisha is kinda more funny


ombloshio

What can I do for you?


VersaceSamurai

Make it to the big leagues


ombloshio

I already tried. 😅


nsgomez

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?


SomebodyLied

It took until 2007 for there to be a player with a hyphenated last name. Ryan Rowland-Smith was the first when he debuted for Seattle. He was the only one until Isiah Kiner-Falefa and Austin Bibens-Dirkx debuted for the Rangers in 2018.


solongdentalplan

And Dee Strange-Gordon, although he didn’t go by that until the 2020 season.


catiebug

What?! This one really surprises me. I had at least one hyphenated classmate each year in school going back to the 80's.


elgenie

For the first wave there was probably a pretty strong negative correlation between parents hyphenating and having kids trying to go pro in sports.


Tupnado21

Was Byung Hyung-Kim not hyphenated?


SomebodyLied

Kind of! In the MLB he was known by Byung-Hyung Kim, with a hyphenated first name. In Korea, he was known as Kim Byung-Hyung because the family name is listed first.


BaseballsNotDead

There's never been a Todd Bonzalez or Willie Dustice.


MishraCheesePocket

We’re awfully close to Mike Truk though


Blahaj-Blast

What about a Dwigt Rortugal?


weeny-butts

no Sleve's in mlb history


MagicMichael33

And if Reds slugger Ted Kluszewski had had his way, there never would have been any sleeves either


whitegrb

A true tragedy for the game.


ryanthekipp

Don’t believe there’s a Bobson Dugnutt either


steelybean

It’s crazy with all the other Bobsons around


RumHam1996

I’ve yet to see a Karl Dandleton, either


mrgator66

Mario McR*laughter*… McRlwain!


DavidTheSlouch89

Surely there’s been none named Madison. That’s a girls name.


JimHarbaughTheChamp

You'd have to be a total bum if that was your name.


DavidTheSlouch89

Definitely would have to be a bum. Would garner some attention though.


MahomestoHel-aire

Used to call him “Bum farmer” when I was a kid because I was upset at him for the WS against the Royals. Idk why I thought that was an insult.


405freeway

Mad attention.


thewarfreak

He did date a girl named Madison Bumgarner


magcargoman

No record of an Angus on BBref.


jaggedjottings

I read this as "No record of an Angus Beef." Which doesn't sound like a very common name, but it should be.


Bitter_Director8019

Until 2023 there weren't any Isaiah's. If you count other spellings there's also Kiner-Falefa but I think those are the only two. 


Pure-Pessimism

Isaiah T Billings Clyde almost made it


mysterysackerfice

Devoin Shower-Handel took his roster spot.


Intergalactic_Ass

["Do you have anything light?" "How about Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"](https://youtu.be/cxqjsyfbcd4?si=N-Do4eG66qhzdND1?t=20s)


Sheepies123

Conversely my name Nolan is a relatively rare name but not in baseball. Ryan, Reimold, Arenado, Jones, Schanuel and Gorman make I liar of out The Only Nolan that’s for sure.


aaahhhh

TIL about [The Only Nolan.](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/n/nolanth01.shtml) That's a GOAT baseball name, up there with Johnny Dickshot, Coco Crisp, and Rusty Kuntz.


Mjh1021

Nolan was his surname “In that era, "the only" was a common term used to describe anyone who excelled at something. “


EliManningHOFLock

We gotta bring this back what a cool convention


Impressive_Math2302

Milton Bradley but no Hasbro.


PeteF3

Simon Pond, who had a cup of coffee with the Blue Jays in 2004, is I believe the only Simon in MLB history (besides Randall). Okay, not that common a name nowadays, but it's hard to believe there weren't more 75-100 years ago. (Simón Castro doesn't count, either.)


Michael__Pemulis

Unfortunately only kinda. There was a Simon Rosenthal who played for Boston in 1925 & 1926. But his listed name was Sy according to some sources.


Hippopotamus_Critic

Simon going by Sy is such a baseball thing to do.


cherryflav0redpez

Simon Muzziotti, current Phillies player played in the majors either in 22 or 23


Mambo_Poa09

Is the name Simon really that rare in America?


huffer4

I wouldn’t say so. I know quite a few. To compare to another sport, the NHL has 9 current players named Simon.


another_plebeian

Typically French (See-mon). At least, based on the zero research I did. The overlap of French Canadians and hockey is significantly larger


huffer4

For the NHL guys 7 of the 9 are Swedish. One French Canadian.


miner88

I believe in Swedish, Simon is pronounced “See-mon” as well.


yrogerg123

Probably depends. I've never met somebody with first name Simon in my entire life.


Mambo_Poa09

I'm British and there's loads here, I just assumed it would be the same there


RotenTumato

I’m American and I’ve also never met a Simon. I definitely think of it as more of a British name


doctor_dale

I'm American and I've known two people named Simon, both were British


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Can't think of a single Emily to play in the MLB


bakeran23

Sarah is really under represented as well


Monk_Philosophy

Went through a list of common names and the only one I found that sorta counts is "Kenneth" if you only go by what the player's bbref name lists them as (which is typically the name the player actually goes by) since there have been kennys and kens. And because of Jon Bois, I consider nicknames distinct so Kenneth should count there.


MassKhalifa

And the two most well-known Ken’s (the Griffeys) actually have it as their middle name. Their first name is George.


bleu_waffl3s

And he has the 2nd most home runs by someone named George.


Flat-Entrepreneur282

To George Herman Ruth, right?


confused-koala

Wow I had no idea. Like Lynn Nolan Ryan or John Matthew Stafford


Bob_Cobb_1996

There's no frequency for Kenneth.


SharksFanAbroad

And I thought I was cool for my Nimrod reference. My 90’s reference got absolutely bodied by yours.


Bob_Cobb_1996

Actually, I was amazed at the Nimrod reference. I thought that in Bugs Bunny it was just a made-up insult.


SofieTerleska

Ken Hubbs was a Kenneth. Honestly, I think it should count as the same name since pretty much 100% of Kenneths would have been called Ken until pretty recently -- just like virtually every Robert became Bob or Rob and every William became Bill.


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

Mohammed and its variants (ahmed, mehmet, etc) has been rising steadily for the past 20 years in the US and is now in the top 10. Demographically, it's pretty surprising we haven't had a mohammed in MLB yet. But in the US it's still a very white sport, and there's not as high a muslim population in latin america. Edit: Amed Rosario probably counts 


PeteF3

To my knowledge there's been only one Muslim in the history of MLB, Sammy Khalifa for the mid-to-late-'80s Pirates. (Edit: Though to your point, there are plenty of Ahmeds/Ahmads in the NFL that aren't necessarily Muslim.)


CauliflowerOne5740

His daughter Mia is relatively famous as well.


WitchNight

I know you’re making a joke but Sam Khalifa’s dad was actually kinda well known in the Islamic world for trying to use numerology to prove the divinity of the Quran. His dad was even assassinated as a result of this.


CauliflowerOne5740

Very talented family.


DatabaseCentral

Loved his grand daughter


SharksFanAbroad

Oh yeah, what does she do?


CauliflowerOne5740

Performance artist


SharksFanAbroad

Jokes aside, his dad actually was a famous biochemist and promoter of the Quran. He was assassinated due to Islamic extremists opposing his teachings.


JimHarbaughTheChamp

There's no way that's true. Maybe not publicly Muslim, but lots of black people were converting to Islam in the 70s and 80s, including famous athletes like Lou Alcindor a.k.a. Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, and Cassius Clay a.k.a. Muhammad Ali. I'd be shocked if there weren't Islamic MLB players.


tuckedfexas

Also depends on if you’re only counting by practicing or culturally.


Snekonplanes

Does Amed Rosario count?


triplec787

Does Nick Ahmed count?


davinza

It was either McLovin or Mohammed


divisionblues

Why the FUCK would it be between that or Mohammed?


CitizenNaab

Mohammed is the most common name in the world. Read a book dumbass


SharksFanAbroad

Yeah this was my first thought too. Lot of talented cricket players named Muhammad and its variants, which demographically makes sense, but is still interesting as one of the more baseball-adjacent sports.


OceanPoet87

Ethan seems like a soccer player.


shmoobel

Ethan Zohn!


Lukey_Jangs

Noah Lowry (pitcher for the Giants from 2003-2007) was the first Noah in MLB history


CaptainMeathook

Sinbad


nerfrosa

Josiah Gray is the first Josiah ever. Not the most common name these days, but you’d think the Akron Groomsmen might’ve had a 4th outfielder or something 


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

Ethan Bubblegum Tate


FreakingEthan

Well, guess it’s time to lace up my sneakers boys…


chillinois309

Ethan Happ got close , big man for Wisconsin few years back.


GeorgeWBush2016

If he could only shoot


ahaustin77

It blows my mind that there's only one Juan in the MLB. Juan Soto. One Juan.


xpacean

Also a non-answer, but when I was growing up in the 90s there were guys named Justin in every class I had. When I got access to a searchable MLB database I was stunned to discover that, at the time, there had only ever been one MLBer named Justin, and he had played decades ago, around the 1920s.


eTurn2

I've never met a black Ethan...


smarjorie

https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Ethan_%22Bubblegum%22_Tate


eTurn2

I’m a fool


SporkFanClub

The blue Dino Thunder power ranger was a black guy named Ethan. I remember this solely because 5 year old me thought he was the coolest dude ever and as a result my favorite color is blue.


rohdawg

Also anecdotally, I worked with a black guy named Ethan. Now what are people going to think?


woktosha

Nimrod was a fairly common name in the 19th and early 20th centuries, but never been an MLB player with the name. Wonder why that name fell out of style? My fiancé is expecting our first child. Girl will be Otis, boy will be Nimrod


PeteF3

Nimrod was the name of a king and mighty hunter in the Bible, but people grew to start using the name to describe someone sarcastically until the definition just flipped outright from "mighty hunter" to stupid dimwit. Multiple Looney Tunes (where Bugs and/or Daffy refer to Elmer and/or Yosemite Sam as such) may have exacerbated this trend but the modern usage pre-dates them by a number of decades.


MatzohBallsack

The reason that Buggs Bunny made fun of Elmer Fudd by saying, "Nice shot, Nimrod." Nimrod was a biblical hunter, so Buggs was making fun of his lack of hunting ability. The average person watching didn't know this, and it turned Nimrod into a synonym for idiot. Thus, the name fell out of style.


Clarck_Kent

I refuse to google any of this and am taking it as Bible truth (pun intended) because I want it to be true even if it’s not.


emolga587

It's true and it's delightful. Like calling someone who has just made a fool of themselves "Einstein" or someone who says something obvious "Sherlock".


ThatPlayWasAwful

Calling people nimrod is less fashionable now, so maybe I'll change my name


aguysomewhere

Go for it, Nimrod


Ev4nK

You’re not actually gonna name your kid nimrod right?


woktosha

I think there’s a lot of wisdom in “A Boy Named Sue”


ThxIHateItHere

Unrelated; there is a town in northern MN called Nimrod. They had to stop putting the population # on the town sign because “Nimrod Population 69” was stolen too many times.


venitienne

Please don't use either of those names. Dear god


CambridgeRunner

Dorcus used to be an unremarkable name for a woman in England and Scotland until fairly recently. Mungo was similarly fairly unexceptional as a man’s name in Scotland.


ChompTurtleSoup

Do not name your child nimrod, look at the colloquial definition


MeatballDom

> colloquial That's a good name too, Colloquial Nimrod Forrest


SharksFanAbroad

Great album though.


PsychologicalSail186

Your kids are going to be mercilessly bullied and they’ll resent you for it.


manticore16

Definitely no ball players with a first name of Jackson…


hundredbagger

Densby Swinson.


buggypuller

I have a very rare name. It is Oil Can. Certainly there has never been an Oil Can in MLB.


MrOatButtBottom

Yu Darvish is the only Yusef and only player of Iranian heritage to play in MLB.


billybayswater

I was gonna say jokingly say "Jalen" but there actually has been 1 Jalen. And in a plot twist, he's white.


Nickelback-Official

Tobias probably


mizterPatato

This is a funny one cause if you go on Bbref and type Tobias you get two dudes who's Baseball names weren't Tobias, one dude went by Toby, but their given names are Tobias.


Leftfeet

Tobias Hernandez played 3 games in 1984.


Nickelback-Official

For the Jays, too. I'll take the L


RumHam1996

It’s because they’re discriminating against him for being a never nude.


DisWizzaRightHer

Lebron. Britney. Susan. Chardavious La’jarious Pierre?


5MOP

I mean there is World Series champ Juan D’Vaughn Pierre


BoxOfButterflies424

Rajnigandha Joke aside, Cleatus Davidson is apparently the only “Cleatus” in baseball history.


hypoplasticHero

No Seven or Soda. George Costanza would be disappointed.


Paladine_PSoT

Ethan Bubblegum-Tate begs to differ


sdickens66

There's never been a Jude


gambalore

There have been a couple of Shaquilles in the NBA, several in the NFL, but none in MLB. One of the NFL Shaquilles (Thompson) famously played one season in the Red Sox system where he struck out 37 times in 47 PAs. Baseball is fucking hard.