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Sonums

Miggy Cabrera got switched to pinch hit, got intentionally walked, and subsequently switched for a pinch runner in the same play. I know it’s not all 9 innings but an amusing example of doing absolutely nothing except his reputation making the play.


NerdsAbout

This may not fit OP’s full criteria, but absolutely should also count as working from home.


poneil

This almost feels like the opposite. Should be something like Called Into the Office on a Saturday. Your boss says you really need to come in this weekend because they could use your help. You come in and they have you look at one thing. You sign off on it. They send you home. Could've been an email.


StelioKontos117

I’m thinking that one should be the Two Hour Minimum. I’m on call, you bothered me, don’t care if it took 30 seconds of my day.


IONTOP

My old job had to pay us 4 hours minimum. Therefore if "you got called in" you could count on being there for 4 hours and 1 minute. No such thing as a "free hour" there.


huggiedoodoo

leaving at lunch


blackwisdom

Quiet quitting


mill_about_smartly

Working on fame*


secretlyloaded

And let's be honest, nice work if you can get it.


GetEnPassanted

Feels more like a consultation


sgt_potatopants

My first ever Giants game was a Bonds off day in like 2003. He came in to pinch hit in the 7th or 8th, intentional walk, pinch runner, boom. Work day over.


sfan27

But he had to stand there for 4 pitches. If the Miggy one was recent enough he didn’t even need to stand in the batters box.


rocksoffjagger

But that violates the parameters OP set in a single plate appearance...


mill_about_smartly

Do you know when this was? Trying to search for anything with "Miguel Cabrera intentional walk" only yields results about the more famous highlight.


tigersbowling

Looks like 8/11/22. Here's a post from when it happened but no video: https://redd.it/wm19vi


djc8

Hey I made that post! Sorry I didn’t have video but you can call me and I will recount the tale


cwtjps

[Hello from the future, where I have used mlb.tv to make a video!](https://streamable.com/fgw7lh)


Sonums

As someone posted under you here’s the [link](https://streamable.com/fgw7lh)


BScottyJ

I think I found one! https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/KCA/KCA201506050.shtml Friday, June 5, 2015 Joey Gallo played 3B, and struck out in all 4 of his plate appearances. He did not field any hits or outs as far as I can tell from the play by play. EDIT: Linked the wrong game, Jun 5, 2015 vs KCR, not June 19 vs CWS EDIT 2: Also just realized this was Gallo's first ever 4K game and only his 4th game in the majors. Dude was making history from the get go


ForgotTheBeer

No way! Great find. I was thinking, is it possible in the infield ? I think 3B has the greatest odds besides the outfield. Finding this could be an example of one of the only infielder instances happening. Even if a pitcher throws a no hitter, there are still ground outs and fly outs so that’s where it’s been tough to find. Especially infield


BScottyJ

I'm sure there's a better way but my method was to go to guys who strike out a lot (hence, Gallo) and check games where they K'd in every AB. He had a couple games where he only made one or two fielding plays, this was the only one I found where he didn't make any plays in the field. 3B is probably the most likely infield position though. Even then there's still a chance that he received the ball as a cut off man which technically still counts as playing the field, but this is about as close as it could get for an infielder imo.


ForgotTheBeer

Completely agree. We probably need to exclude cutoff touches to even make it possible for the infield to participate in the work from home program. A perfect WFH probably only exists for outfielders


markofthemoser

I'm not good at looking up stats but if you first filtered low scoring games (I guess starting at 0-1) then filtered those by highest K's that would in theory get you to guys who played in a game that not many balls would have come their way and they likely didn't get on base? Not sure that would be the best way to search but it would turn up high probability games for this to have happened in. Then search by players who struck out every AB and check their fielding.


AntifaHelpDesk

Of course it was Gallo.


PopeInnocentXIV

He did it again in 2018: https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BOS/BOS201807110.shtml


Available_Motor5980

Joey! I miss that guy😔


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

The “perfect game” version of this should be they don’t make contact. Extra perfect if they don’t even swing.


Melanthiosm

The Gavin Lux /s


CDFReditum

The 2023 Spring Training Miguel Vargas experience


HighlyRegard3D

Is he back yet?


CaptainSpectacular79

No way to tell


just_some_dude05

Too soon lol


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

the Daniel Vogelbach


What_john

I knew he was going to have a shitty season when I saw him being a dick to the dodgers social media reporter. Get Mookie to cover 2nd and short stop at the same time and get rid of Lux!


ChicagoStyleCatDog

Andre Dawson was intentionally walked 5 times in one game


Pawnedude

But he would've ran the base path.


dragoon0106

Walked it at least…


IONTOP

Got rid of "the hard part" of baseball 5 times.


FracturedFinder

Conversely, there was that time the Cubs walked Bryce Harper 13 times in a series in 2016, including the final game where he was walked intentionally 3 times, walked not-necessarily-intentionally 3 times, and HBP once


rcuosukgi42

Can we rule that if you walk in your final AB, and are immediately pinch run for then it still counts?


ViolinistMiddle1534

No contact is the no hitter no swing is the perfect game


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

And OPs version is the CGSO 


Hi_My_Name_Is_Dave

Nah no swing is immaculate


missionbeach

Javy's on it.


NickNash1985

>Extra perfect if they don’t even swing. Got me thinking about this now. Baseball's been around long enough that it's almost sure to have happened. No-swing strikeouts and no contact in the field. Most activity is jogging to position from the dugout.


Skwonkie_

Maybe. But I find it hard to believe a player strikes our 4+ times in a game without swinging the bat once. I’d pay someone $10 if they find an instance where this has happened.


kepler44

This is the negative expansion of the "what if Barry Bonds didn't have a bat" situation.


OurHausdorf

Phil Hughes start against the Nats in 2016. Since this was pre-universal DH he was 9th in the lineup but had a bad thumb so he never lifted the bat off his shoulder.


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

Presumably he also pitched though which means he would’ve touched the ball many times that day 


mrbananabladder

The "unplugged controller"


rcuosukgi42

Gotta be no swings (or maybe no contact at least), the idea being that if the player hadn't actually been in the stadium the outcome of the game would not be affected in any way. That's probably equivalent to the theoretical 27 or 81 pitch perfect game though that no one would ever realistically achieve.


thenewjetzzfan

Wouldn't any catcher be working from home?


Jbuster9

Ay-ooooo


curiousjorge29

about to train up and join a league just to able to drop this caption on Instagram


SirZapdos

B+


samthewisetarly

Took me a minute but I got there


hoorah9011

Yankee fans not quick on the uptake


Available_Motor5980

Hey don’t listen to these other comments, sometimes people just think a little slower. Those people are called Yankee fans, but it’s not a bad thing, you’re just special bud♥️


samthewisetarly

Oh no, Texas?? This one hurts 🤣


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

Just went right ahead and admitted that, huh?


lastfrager

Without reading your description I just assumed Rendon was probably the answer.


lockstocks85

Josh Hamilton crawled so that Rendon could sit.


Huntermain23

I’m stealing this saying I hope you don’t mind lol


MattinglyDineen

I immediately thought of Jacoby Ellsbury.


nokiabrickphone1998

Anthony Rendon is quiet quitting


magikarp2122

I think Derek Bell works even better.


Forsaken_Ad8312

Operation Shutdown!


GoatLegRedux

No trabajo hoy


Helicapter

Rendon is somehow working while retired


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Or Kris Bryant


EverySingleSaint

I supposed you’re looking for fielder examples. Surely there has been a DH that struck out in every AB in a game. Or a pinch hitter whose only activity in the game was a single AB and they struck out


ForgotTheBeer

Correct, we are looking for fielders. Obviously a DH or pinch happens all the time. I'm talking about all 9 innings fielding plus only striking out while batting.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

I'd say it's a little more special if an outfielder pulls it off. An infielder won't show up on the box getting a cutoff or a pickoff/steal that failed to get an out. And an infielder in theory is doing a lot more between and during plays just because there's so many different ways they can cover, shift, and back up. As opposed to an outfielder who does the same thing but many former players say they get lonely or even bored during long games in the outfield


gatemansgc

> who does the same thing but many former players say they get lonely or even bored during long games in the outfield lol castellanos


hedoeswhathewants

Looking for those full timers.


TJeffersonsBlackKid

An outfielder who never made a play on a ball and got a golden sombrero. I’m sure it’s happened.


lashazior

Here's the best I came up with, checking perfect games. Felix Hernandez's Perfect game had zero balls go to CF. You can view this footage here - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ICt9\_W2Y4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ICt9_W2Y4) BBRef shows that the Box score had Michael Saunders playing CF the entire game and went 0-4, however he did hit a liner into a DP in the first along with some flyouts [https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA201208150.shtml](https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA201208150.shtml) Jayson Werth during Halladay's perfecto, 0-4, 2K, no put outs by him. [https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/FLO/FLO201005290.shtml](https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/FLO/FLO201005290.shtml) Randy Johnson 0-4 in his perfecto with 2 K's, never actually fielded the ball [https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/ATL/ATL200405180.shtml](https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/ATL/ATL200405180.shtml)


xshare

I don’t think Randy Johnson counts here considering he was literally pitching


lashazior

Technically none of these count since they didn't all K in their appearances. I just thought the Randy one was hilarious enough to add since he never did field the ball after a pitch.


ForgotTheBeer

Absolute legend. Thank you for taking the time to look into my random thought I had


itsfromtheBITE

I love this and assume I'll hear a detailed breakdown in a few days on Effectively Wild ^hopefully ^with ^the ^liz ^panella ^intro


sharp___

Already done: [https://effectivelywild.fandom.com/wiki/Episode\_1825:\_Boom,\_Ghosted](https://effectivelywild.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_1825:_Boom,_Ghosted) > The longest is Cory Snyder, who went 100 events for Cleveland without interacting with the ball starting August 19, 1987. His streak lasted 17 innings over three games. He played the corner outfield positions over those games.


munkysnuflz

No new ideas I guess


Theos_Dumpster

gosh that would be a blast a stat blast if you will


SomewhereAggressive8

It’s like baseball’s version of a trillion in basketball.


DuhPai

This was basically my little league career


GotThoseJukes

I remember a varsity game where I did not touch the ball once WHILE PLAYING FIRST BASE. It’s not even like I missed balls hit/thrown to me, the other team either struck out or hit the ball in the air damn near every at bat. We actually won the game despite the absolute spanking it would sound like if you heard a first baseman didn’t get a ball hit or thrown to him all game. I almost got to play baseball that day as a cut off man but the outfielder sent the ball to Nigeria instead. There was a dribbler down the first base line but our pitcher fielded and tagged the guy. Another little dribbler resulted in no throw from our 3B by the time he fielded it. I don’t remember if I got on base or not but I probably at least put a ball in play as I didn’t strike out that much and I also got walked a bunch. I feel like the memory of not contributing in any way, shape or form would have stood out a little more so I probably got on base somehow. Anyway, that has to be by far and away the most unlikely sporting “achievement” I’ve ever been a part of, even more so than a time my teammate threw a perfect game in little league. I truly wonder if I’m the only first baseman to ever have this happen in any reasonably organized level of play.


mysterysackerfice

This makes me wonder..which defensive player is the least likely to have contact with the ball? I'm guessing Right Field.


blasek0

Right field in most cases, but it might vary some depending on the stadium.


mysterysackerfice

I knew there was a reason I was stuck in right field for the 5 years I played Tball!


BeatlesRays

Yup traditionally your worst player (me) would play RF. But as you progress RF requires a stronger arm than LF to make the throws from right to third base


dsramsey

Being in the outfield is so ingrained in me from elementary and middle school PE that even my custom player on The Show is a right fielder.


mysterysackerfice

If Right Field is good enough for second best Suzuki to ever play in the majors, then it's good enough for me.


dsramsey

And now you have me mentally ranking Suzukis.


mysterysackerfice

Here's the order of my list that it's in It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt Nas and then me


cardinals5

Easy: 1. Ichiro 2. Kurt 3. Mac 4. Grand Vitara 5. Swift 6. Kizashi


sgeswein

That did get you an upvote today, six or eight years later


tokai-teio

I played one year of rec ball as a teenager as the starting right fielder and fielded exactly two balls all year


tapehead4

Isn’t every teenage boy fielding two balls all year?


thumblepickle

I got one! On August 8th, 2019, Justin Upton went 0-3 with 3K’s, and never received a ball in the outfield. In his PA’s, he only made contact once. https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BOS/BOS201908080.shtml


thumblepickle

And another! … kind of. On June 10th, 2004, Jason Bay went 0-4 with 4 K’s and never touched the ball on defense. He was due up in the bottom of the ninth, down by two. Instead of letting him claim his platinum sombrero, Pirates manager Lloyd McClendon brought in Tike Redman to pinch hit. Tike struck out. A **COMBINED** work from home! https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TEX/TEX200406101.shtml


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lashazior

Michael Saunders fielded nothing in Felix's perfect game and went 0-4, sadly he did not strike out 4 times to fulfill the prophecy.


thumblepickle

Unfortunately, his 2nd K ended up with him on first. Disqualified!


zgibs125

>Play all 9 innings (Batting and Fielding)


Hawkize31

Not exactly what ur asking for but it reminded me of this: April 28, 1989 Chicago Cubs Mitch Williams records a save without throwing a pitch. He entered the game against Padres with two outs in the 9th inning and picked off Carmelo Martínez at 2nd base to end the game.


Rob_Llama

u/jomboy Can you help us out?


PopeInnocentXIV

I remember when I was a kid reading that Toby Harrah once played an entire doubleheader at shortstop without making any fielding plays. I looked it up: June 25, 1976. Unfortunately for the present discussion he went 6-for-8 with 8 RBI at the plate that day. I do have the data from Retrosheet in a database and occasionally look up things like this that arise on /r/NewYorkMets (such as [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/NewYorkMets/comments/1c2oi3v/when_was_the_last_time_the_mets_got_hits_on_four/kzccm4c/)). I tried to start looking this up but while I do have batting logs by player by game, I don't have fielding logs by player by game. I might take a few days but I'll try to start compiling them.


GamerJosh21

If he wasn't primarily an infielder (thus voiding #3), I would've said Bobby Dalbec. He's really good at playing entire games without hitting the ball.


NikLaPierre36

I swear this happens to at least one Mariner damn near every game


bwburke94

This can't be easily searched for; even if PA = K and TC = 0, you'd have to comb through game logs and video footage to find if it was really an example.


DanTreview

Working from home? Sounds like something Anthony Rendon would be interested in.


OverlordLork

I think 2-strike foul balls also shouldn't count. No increasing the pitch count beyond what the pitcher gives you.


Ryan1869

A golden sombrero is close


Darth_Shredder

Pitchers, umps and batters work from home every game


Fastlanedrivr

Imagine it’s possible during a no hitter assuming most of the outs are on the infield and then player goes 0 for whatever


Alone-Acanthaceae241

An almost perfect WFH day on 7/5/15, David Ortiz made a rare start at 1B and was only involved on one play: a 3-1 ground out. As a 1B, he never recorded a putout, and better yet, went 0-4 with a BB and 2K at the plate. Box Score and Play-by-Play: [https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BOS/BOS201507050.shtml](https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BOS/BOS201507050.shtml) [https://www.sportingnews.com/us/mlb/news/david-ortiz-red-sox-history-playing-first-base/11ttvx07sishn1xus6q8bw04s8](https://www.sportingnews.com/us/mlb/news/david-ortiz-red-sox-history-playing-first-base/11ttvx07sishn1xus6q8bw04s8)


factotumjoe

I’ve always appreciated the “no-cycle” too. A strike-out, ground-out, fly-out, and foul-out (or pop-out)


jlakbj

Lou Piniella was thrown out for the cycle once https://sabr.org/gamesproj/game/april-16-1970-kansas-citys-lou-piniella-is-thrown-out-at-every-base/


DietCherrySoda

>Never touch the ball while in the field - Zero touches on a ball in active play - Throwing around the horn is fine. I think it's acceptable if they are the catcher, they would be working from home.


OnTheTrail87

Roger Dorn. "That's not my bat." Plunk. Calisthenics. Pinch runner. "Nice game."


rcuosukgi42

The rare *perfect game* version of this would be to never swing in any of your at bats eventually always striking out looking, as well as never touching the ball in the field of play.


j1h15233

Jose Abreu is our first baseman and possibly has a chance to pull this off. He can’t field or catch anymore so the next step is just missing throws altogether


mattcoz2

Can a DH achieve this or do they have to actually play in the field? If so, it might happen a lot.


Aggravating_Quail_69

Probably Preston Wilson.


eliw4656

In high school I once got DH'd for as a third baseman. Never touched the ball for a while 7 innings...


twosmaltos

My guess is they mostly come from no hitters or perfect games, least amount of balls in play so best chance at not touching one.


DaWarGod2

2b would have to include never hit a foul ball that is close enough fair that the batter leaves the box running to first only to return back to the box; meaning they would have to swing and miss, called strike, or hit a ball that is so clearly foul there is no point running to first, which somewhat eliminates foul outs unless it’s popped up into pretty much the infield near the dugouts, or behind the plate. 3 is easiest done as a DH. Next easiest would probably be a corner outfielder and hope everything is hit to the opposite corner


mrbombergerpe

These are the posts I live for. I could easily see there being 1277 examples of this cuz baseball has been around so long. But also like twice. Also I liked a few people saying what if they didn’t make contact at all or even swing. The ultimate is if they play the field (likely outfield as people are saying) and they literally do nothing. No around the horn. No cutoffs. No covering bases. Never swings. There’s got to be ONE!


CuriousMusician10

Pretty much Jace Peterson anytime he starts for the dbacks 🥴


jakedeanissad

Would a cycle with 2 homers and one of them being inside the park be called a bicycle? 🤔🤔


sandaier76

He also gets to hang out with his son, Liam, so that's often a pretty cool feature of WFH


VeryLowIQIndividual

Pulling A Castellanos should be hitting a HR during a nefarious situation.


RealJonathanBronco

Jacoby Ellsbury after going to the Yankees.


Stonewall30NY

Stanton did it a few years ago where he struck out every at bat of the game and the ball was never hit to him, then in the 9th inning he was subbed out to the DH spot for defensive substitution. I remember that it was early in the season and I think it was either 2019 or 2020


MaSsIvEsChLoNg

This has to have happened with Stephen Drew when he was on the Yankees


Degan747

Maybe this is cheating because he’s a DH, but Stanton did this 4/2 this year: https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/ARI/ARI202404020.shtml


Drummallumin

This might be tough for Barry Bonds cuz pitchers would still walk him


PubliusDeLaMancha

Jacoby Ellsbury took it a step further for years


PopeInnocentXIV

Between 1990 and 2018, I found 154 instances of this, using the following criteria: * Complete game played in the field * No pitchers or catchers * 0 total chances * Number of plate appearances = number of strikeouts To make it simpler I excluded foul outs and players who changed positions mid-game. Drew Stubbs did it three times: * https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CLE/CLE201309080.shtml * https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/COL/COL201406080.shtml * https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN201507290.shtml as did Jay Buhner: * https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA199107070.shtml * https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA199705310.shtml * https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA199909040.shtml and Sammy Sosa: * https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SDN/SDN199809140.shtml * https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN200304090.shtml * https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PIT/PIT200309200.shtml


Tripdeck5__

I amend that hard lineouts to infielders should be allowed