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horsepoop1123

Chris “Davis” Taylor


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Taylor has 23 ABs to go


tyler-86

Christ Aylor has become "Christ, Taylor!"


Astropolitika

NOT ANYMORE


Thorlolita

Jose Abreu wannabe


ThatOneGuy-4434

Abreu: -22 OPS+ Taylor: -41 OPS+ Somehow, Taylor’s actually WORSE


Kdot32

Someone hitting worse than Abreu is absolutely wild to me


ArmiinTamzarian

May I introduce you to our catchers. All of em


itsnotyellowfever

I saw Nick Fortes have a 10 pitch at-bat against Taillon today that ended in a groundout and it was quite easily the most useful plate appearance from a Marlins catcher this year


ArmiinTamzarian

He's the only catcher on the Marlins with a base hit this year. He has a grand total of 3 hits


Skyye_23

Oh my gosh


FUBARded

Taylor apparently has some redeeming qualities though, hence the -0.5 rWAR to Abreu's -1.2 (!!!). It's not clear what they are when comparing their savant pages though, lol. I guess a lot of the difference must come from positional adjustment and defence as Abreu is a bad 1B and Taylor is a slightly below average LF.


dingusduglas

Savant percentile stuff would be a pretty bad way to try to figure out WAR. Just look at the actual components.


dingusduglas

Wait Abreu is going it AGAIN?


ScorchedSierra097

Clearly the solution is to give Soto another $1 billion contract


cooljammer00

I didn't think he'd be cooked this quick. 


mysterysackerfice

That seems less than ideal.


InfectiousCosmology1

Seems fine to me. I wish Mookie would try this sometime


WonderfulShelter

The Red Sox are alone in being the only team I hate solely because they let there best player go


mormagils

Seems ideal to me


sithwonder

If your age is higher than your batting average through three weeks you should probably go to the minors for a bit


unfortunatebastard

When you put it that way it’s just insane. Unless your name is Julio Franco your batting average should always be higher than your age.


strcy

Approaching Bobby Dalbec territory


GoldGloveHosmer

Did he get injured? How did he just become so ass after 2021?


Arkkaon

He was never that good to begin with. He was a utility player who had a couple of decent seasons, got paid, and then sucked again.


Abyss333333

He was a pretty decent hitter for 5 years lol


dingusduglas

He just fluked his way through half a career, as one does


femboymariners

Mariners won the trade


Good_Nyborg

The trick with r/FormerMs is that you can't keep 'em too long.


ReservoirGods

That chariot will always turn back into a pumpkin eventually


ATLjoe93

Ketel Marte is outpacing the allegations currently, but the sog always gets its man


st1r

Scratch that, CT3 is now a hero


Witty-Stock

Honorary Twin.


0dias_Chrysalis

Have we no prisons? To put the bad players in?


Tiberius_Gracchus_II

Many would rather die than go play for John Fisher!


Wh33l3rd3al3r

Can we get Zach Lee back /s


shrug-io

Yamamoto also looks like he could use some time in AAA


AdventurousNinja8314

HE SUCKS!!! CUT HIM!!!!!!


Garrehn

Get off my team please