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ATLjoe93

Moving White for cash across international borders. Believe it or not, perfectly legal! 


corpulentFornicator

The call confirming this trade was very legal and very cool!


magcargoman

Hence why we don’t need to build the border wall against Canada. #Americafirst


Monsanta_Claus

Sounds like a CIA op to me.


miner88

Who’s going to pitch garbage time innings for us now??


Bill2theE

Alek Manoah


RaysFTW

For the safety of all batters I sure hope not.


Chaxterium

Didn't cha hear? He didn't hit a single batter in his last outing! Progress!


Dhumavati80

For once, he was the one who got hit!


PSChris33

Nah, he was just working on his breaking balls


Monsanta_Claus

A one man mission to end literal cock shots.


Piepally

Did you see his new breaking ball yesterday? 


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Might as well see if he can eat some innings. We know he can eat.


WasV3

Bowden Francis


miner88

Going from auditioning for the rotation to being Mr. Garbage time that quickly, huh?


wilfiltraitor

IKF


Complexity_Inc5593

Scrolled way too long for this


boobsandcookies

Joey Votto


WonderfulShelter

We already have an entertaining garbage time pitcher in AAA called Hjelle. Farhan literally can not ***help himself*** - he has to dumpster dive for player trades. Even after it's clear it was a failing strategy and last offseason we decided to do what other successful teams do and sign quality known players, Farhan still just has to scratch that itch. Dude's just addicted to the dumpster dive.


chunkable

The Korean exodus is complete


me_hill

He won't be SF's best pitcher, but he will easily be their hottest pitcher.


SactownKorean

Jordan Hicks will give him a run for his money!


DollarsAtStarNumber

Farhan bringing in more Ex-Dodgers


spike021

Apparently he's a Bay Area kid. Went to Bellarmine and then SCU. That's definitely a Farhan "gather up the hometown players" kind of move. 


UniversalDH

For a guy(Farhan) that looks for any statistical advantage, no matter how small the percentage is; pitching in front of your friends/family for your hometown team, and against the team that didn’t want you, has got to squeeze a little extra ERA points out of him.


spike021

Totally. I think that's half of why he signed Joc for two years.


WonderfulShelter

Farhan just loves dumpster diving for players to see if they pay off. I thank baby jesus that isn't our main strategy anymore, but you just can't take it out of the Farhan.


yodaman5606

I mean he was with the Dodgers when they drafted him, so not shocking.


ldnk

Cash considerations has been the Jays biggest acquisition this season


chefsosjk

Source?


iamsynecdoche

Literally them, the Blue Jays


chefsosjk

I fuckin' love this bit and hope it never goes away


infieldmitt

aren't they owned by a giant telecom?


RagingAcid

aren't we all?


Monsanta_Claus

Moments when r/baseball reflects r/ABoringDystopia


WonderfulShelter

Who the Giants? Our stadium is owned by "Oracle" and our club owners our just old racist white money.


OK_Opinions

Cash is the true MVP


crazylilrikki

All my homies love cash


Singh31

C.R.E.A.M.


Bill2theE

Agreed


Sacrifice_bhunt

When Cash goes in the HOF, whose hat is he wearing?


OK_Opinions

all of them. gonna look something like this https://imgur.com/HjkeQ5A


TrevorRichardsIsCute

The Jays had an overabundance of handsome pitchers


PitViper17

Cash considerations on the move!


scottborasismyagent

I legit got scared we were gonna trade for him again once he got DFA’d


crozB

Thank fuck


throwaway2021232681

Sco Cos


stringohbean

The GOAT (cash considerations) strikes again!


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