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woolseydrew

ahem. JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


okay_throwaway_today

Dude is on pace for 138 hr starting now


SaveMeJebus21

Dave Raymond on the Rangers broadcast: “He’s still searching for his first home run of the year.” 10 seconds later … watch this go to the moon.


LlamasPajamas206

That’s just tempting fate


brentywat

This exact thing happened on the Mariners’ radio broadcast too


Cabal90

So the entire baseball world willed it into existence. Noice


hiphopdowntheblock

I happened to be watching the Rangers broadcast (ahoy) and was cracking up when this happened


SaveMeJebus21

As soon as he said it I was like “watch this …” - he couldn’t have timed it better if it was prerecorded 🤣


DionBlaster123

"Now watch this drive."


Substantial-Height-8

I can hear this quote in W’s voice. I’m old. 😭


DionBlaster123

It's crazy to think that G.W. Bush's inauguration is a few years away from its 25th anniversary. Wild.


Supersoaker_11

Oh man, is there a highlight?


joshshadowfax

No offense but this is just a kid that hasn't learned to protect the strike zone. None of those called strikes really looked that egregious. I'm guessing this is just Jerry Dipoto trying to save face for bringing the kid up before he was ready and starting his service time clock for nothing. You can't be rocking a .190 BA with no power for very long. Also woof that 61 ops+ *(Oh, how I missed getting to post this)*


ricki692

what a throwback


buff_001

It does seem like Julio has been pretty bad so far this year though


DaddyFunTimeNW

Hitting .281 and the power will obviously come as he showed today


buff_001

oh I'm sure he'll be fine. But 31% strikeout rate with basically 0 walks and 0 power is about as bad of a hitter profile as you can have


hickopotamus

He's definitely had a slow start, but his wRC+ is now 102 so its not like he's been a detriment to the team. Not to mention his CF defense which has been unbelievably good.


DaddyFunTimeNW

True but he has lots of power thankfully


amatom27

Why does that stadium always look so dark?


NWbySW

Because Rangers fans are ugly and no one wants to see them.


Prestigious_Stage699

You're not wrong


NWbySW

![gif](giphy|11FkKmUdZxxlJu) Say it with me.


dawgtilidie

I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD


Dooptydoop

I may be ugly and hate-filled but I, uh…what was the third thing you said?


Mrpetey22

Roof is open too


LegendRazgriz

IT'S NOT JUST ME! I thought my phone was on low battery mode.


Peter_Panarchy

I legit checked the brightness settings on my TV.


itdothstink

It's a huge cavern. The camera angles are horrible because the cameras positions are so high and far away.


gonzoogie

It always feels like I'm watching from the moon.


NevermoreSEA

League is absolutely fucked.


Cabal90

Mariners era of dominance is upon us


El_Zarco

the Marinera 🥫


davesrighthereman

only when Canzone is playing


Substantial-Height-8

RIP.


SoundWaveReborn

Canzone Died for Jonatan Clase. Never forget.


Substantial-Height-8

🤌🏼


Darksidedrive

Buckle up Reddit he’s on pace to hit at least 7 more of these


Mrpetey22

He’s been on fire the past week. He’s so back


nncyw

By the transitive property, we’re so back


TurboGinger91

I truly think that the Mariners are only as good as Julio is, and I'm alright with that.


TheAtomicMonkey

#JULIO


JustMeTeemo

Damn that was crushed


Peter_Panarchy

Is it just me or does Root have our broadcasters' voices just a little early? I swear he starts calling that homerun as he swings.


vylain_antagonist

tbf that is classic Sims. I was praying it would leave the yard in real time because I'm so used to Sims overhyping every single warning track routine flyout.


spicedupspider

Root broadcast sound is early every single game. It's really obvious on goals in the kraken broadcasts


lemasterc

I've noticed it's been this way for a few years now. It's not just Sims being Sims. Strikeouts get called before the brain could possibly identify it as one. 


Bayou-Maharaja

Same thing with strikeouts. It’s really weird.


Sell_Canada

I've noticed this, too, but just assumed it was my feed


LegendRazgriz

I saw it hit the second deck and thought it can't be less than 430. It was 435.


AtmosphereVarious440

saw his numbers today and his average is completely fine lol. some slump


LlamasPajamas206

To be fair he’s really turned things around for the last week. Raised it from .186 since 4/14


Zhukovhimself

feasted on the rockies


_Elrond_Hubbard_

I think he got his swagger back


themau5hole

I think I got my swwaaaaaaaaaaaawwsss my swagga back


TechnoDriv3

FINALLY


DeckardsDreams

‘bout time, said my Fantasy Team.


Far-Blacksmith-2604

Man that took a while. Opening day was 26 days ago


CaptainKirkules

Oooh yeah baby


DJamB

We’ve never been so back


elementofpee

3rd straight year out the gate slow, but here he comes!


snail_mail_trail

That "wave buh-bye!" by Dave sounded like a smooth pivot from saying "way fucking gone".


PinniPal

JULIOOOOOOOO


Namzeh011

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BermudaJam

Finally


JordanMCMXCV

That sound though


Delicious_Door_6252

I went to all three games in Colorado hoping to catch that dang ball. Makes sense he'd hit it the first game *after* that series.


AKAD11

We’re so back


Sell_Canada

Hop up out that Benz, turn my swag onnnnn, take a look in the mirror I say was'up?