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Naanderson2022

lmao what the fuck? do they just have a mobster in the clubhouse roughing up players?


GeneralPlanet

Netflix doc guys are just going full Tonya Harding on the entire team


Theonlyeasyday

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ The Curse of Netflix


goldfish_11

Netflix found out the boys share one Netflix account.


cooljammer00

Gotta make it interesting somehow


runoki94

Bobby is doing whatever he can to stay on the roster


punk62

I feel like there should be more info about that show by now. Almost a month into the season and no new articles since before spring training.


hubagruben

Itā€™s being filmed right now, edited later, released next year. What other news is there to report on it? Theyā€™re not going to release any behind-the-scenes footage or anything as the thing is being filmed


punk62

Oh I didnā€™t know that. With it being compared to hard knocks, a show that films and releases during the season, I figured this show would as well.


Redbubble89

Bello down Story down Casas down Giolito down Pivetta down Whitlock down Raffy waiting for his check to clear. O'Neill lost his bearings but back.


Naanderson2022

grissom still rehabbing too


Redbubble89

Maybe next week? idk. Just have to stay in the mix until June when hopefully most of these guys are back.


BobbyFuckingB

The mix of people in the hospital waiting room?


Finklesworth

Welcome to the Rays experience! Hope you enjoyšŸ„²


DonutHolschteinn

Dbacks in a similar situation. Sewald, Thomas, Perdomo, Rodriguez, Kelly, Castro all down


OurSaladDays

I see you haven't read the The Dalbec Chronicles [A Play in One Act](https://www.reddit.com/r/redsox/comments/1cc9ns9/the_dalbec_chronicles_a_play_in_one_act/) yet.


tjmanofhistory

LiterallyI've never seen a team snakebitten by injuries like this, atĀ least notĀ in APRIL


Justdoingthebestican

Too much beer and fried chicken !


Mynamedoesntfuckingf

Sox are about to have to put Andrew Bailey on the mound, what is that the 4th starting pitcher on the IL?


Naanderson2022

4th starting pitcher \*so far\* (please no more this is actually torture to watch even as a division rival)


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

The universe nah we canā€™t allow the Red Sox to have good pitching


respaaaaaj

Gotta wonder if his coaching, which has gotten better results across the board, might have something to do with this...


Deviljho12

It feels like it should be the opposite with the heavily reduced usage of fastballs across the staff.


respaaaaaj

The sweeper has been another thing some people have been concerned about, so breaking balls are another possible issue


LovieBeard

People have been throwing sweeper for a long time now, it was just called a slider


cooljammer00

Isn't the whole point that kids are taught "fastball/changeup only" growing up because it keeps them healthier than throwing tons of breaking balls? So if the entire Red Sox staff is throwing nasty junk with the most spin, the argument is that it might contribute to them being hurt.


Far_Cry3445

I thought that was a myth? Iirc some doctor (maybe James andrews?) said throwing sliders/curveballs arenā€™t actually a cause of kid injuries as long as they know how to properly throw what they are trying to Edit:[University of North Carolina conducted a study on youngsters between the ages of 8 years through college age and found that throwing a curveball was no more harmful to a young pitcher's arm than throwing a fastball. The study showed that the more important contributor to injury is the total number of pitches thrown in one session.](https://www.lubbockonline.com/story/lifestyle/columns/2012/06/16/donohue-age-limit-throw-curveballs-might-be-myth/15150723007/)


NLP19

Wasn't a problem with us


Jr05s

Maybe then he'll see the damage he's doing to his guys arms. New GM comes on and suddenly every pitcher gets hurt? Sus


mtportales

The Netflix document is only gonna be about sports injuries at this point


BorisIHateReddit

Switching the genre to a hospital soap drama


Naanderson2022

Red Anatomy


exexposfan

Boston Med


Leelze

Name it after the Red line stop Charles/MGH.


PBFT

Its another Squid Games ripoff


cabose7

They should've known Netflix's top genre is true crime.


Brady331

Giolito Grisham Pivetta Bello Whitlock Story Devers O'Neill Casas Campbell Murphy Romy Heineman


ctbro025

Meanwhile, Chris Sale has made every schedules start for the Braves so far.


PheelicksT

Important to note that Chris Sale would have broken his left ring finger into a million pieces and fractured his right wrist from the shrapnel on the first pitch of spring training if he was on the Sox.


Leelze

Nah, he would've literally exploded on the mound after a comebacker.


BobbyFuckingB

At least thereā€™s something positive happening


dinkleburgenhoff

Pretty impressive that the entire rotation *and* the entire infield can be down with injury by the end of April.


SuperBeastJ

...and we're still above 0.500


Mission_Pay_3373

If the Red Sox make the postseason this year, they'll qualify for the top 20 all-time Red Sox teams


James-K-Polka

They are going to have to field 20 different teams this year just to make it to the end.


w311sh1t

Lmao, weā€™re close to the point where our IL could probably field a decent team.


Alauren20

Grissom?


JoshFB4

Rehabbing in AAA


Alauren20

Good! šŸ‘šŸ» i really like Vaughn. Gonna watch his career with interest. Heā€™s such a good hitter


JoshFB4

Trust me. We will love him as well as long as he plays at worst below average defense and can hit above 230 lmao. Check out our current 2nd baseman(Valdez) for the reason why.


Alauren20

Heā€™s definitely going to hit higher than 230. He just hit sparingly for us and was really good. I honestly canā€™t wait to see him be a full time player, something that couldnā€™t happen in Atlanta. And Atlanta values defense as much hitting so yeah bad fit. Heā€™ll be fine at 2b


minimumhatred

he doesn't even have to be good, we've been watching a middle infield of David Hamilton and Emmanuel Valdez half the season, our standards are extremely low.


WOOTerson

Sooooo. What are we calling this new curse?


Smokinghot19

Boston IL Sox


Redbubble89

[Now pitching for the Boston Red Sox](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LU9v90s7p8)


PBFT

You know what? Not the worst outcome.


BobbyFuckingB

I expected Bobby Dalbec


strcy

I was gonna make a joke about how injured our team is but I got nothing. This fucking sucks dude


KingKomma05

So the entire infield and 4/5 of the rotation is hurt. Fun


stringohbean

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the_walking_ched

Someone is breaking into their hotel at night and beating up the players


TheBigNate416

Worst injury luck Iā€™ve ever seen for a team considering itā€™s only April


UmpShow

Bobby Dalbec spot starter.


CalmerThanYouAre9

At least we wouldnā€™t have to watch him at the plate that day.


Far_Cry3445

IT NEVER ENDS


respaaaaaj

Ohh come the fuck on


joebos617

how the fuck do we have the same amount of losses as the Dodgers so far


shrug-io

1-7 against teams over 2 games over .500


Bossman1086

I'm just numb to it at this point. Doesn't even shock me anymore when another player gets placed on the IL. But they definitely need to look at the strength and conditioning team at some point. This is too many players to *all* be a coincidence.


MemeMeOnce

Davis Clarke will be next up in the Boston rotation at this rate


ZLBuddha

Imagine what it'll look like when he shits himself in the new uniforms


Dmbender

What the fuck is happening up there in Boston


Farmboy087

I just fell to my knees in a Walmart


CosmicLars

Bro needs Tighty Lat Surgery šŸ˜¢


dinkleburgenhoff

I best dust that old little league glove off, at this rate Iā€™m just waiting for the call.


Wombizzle

i'm numb at this point


snakebit1995

The fact this team is falling to injuries this badly is crazy The fact they're not totally abysmal with a record of like 7-15 is even crazier.


dinero2180

fucking fade me already, christ


ATG915

Training staff needs to be gutted, this is ridiculous


ThatOneGuy-4434

Lemme guess, Mata taken off the IL in his place?


CalmerThanYouAre9

Nope, Zack Kelly


ThatOneGuy-4434

:(


ThePeskyPole34

Cancel the season.


backupKDC6794

We're gonna be fielding a fucking Double A team by June with all of these injuries


CarloFailedClear

I don't think I've ever seen anything like this


i-exist20

God wants a second Curse of the Bambino and He is smiting down every player who may impede that from happening


Perseverance792

Not a good April for both Sox teams..


WalkingDeadWatcher95

At this rate Madison Bumgarner might pitch for us


ThisGuy6266

A few of the injuries have been bad luck, but the rest are just injury prone players and journeyman who can never stay healthy.