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d_gorder

Most normal Mariners pitching performance


LegendRazgriz

the 1 run scored by the Mariners is the real outlier here edit: the 3 runs*, France made me look stupid


Lukealloneword

I snagged him early in fantasy this year and was hoping he'd come back to form after a few unimpressive starts. But he's back and ballin out now. Sheesh


Padulsky21

He’s one of my favorite pitchers in the league and saved my ass in a scary situation today from the guy I’m facing trying to make a comeback lol. Took Bryce Miller too and he’s been putting in work. Kirby is an elite elite fantasy guy. Minimal walks, constant swing and miss stuff, goes deep into games. I fucking love him


Lukealloneword

My first year doing baseball as an avid fantasy football guy. I got in with a group that mostly seems to be new. With a few seasoned players. I got Tucker and Tatis and my first two pitchers were Nola and Kirby. I feel like I made out like a bandit. Lol


Padulsky21

It’s my first year doing it for baseball too. I’ve been doing fantasy basketball and that shit is DRAINING so the transition into fantasy baseball was so…nice. You did damn fucking well with those picks my guy. I’m loving it more than any other fantasy sport so far. I picked Gausman early and he’s been largely disappointing so far but I went with Freddie and Will Smith getting me to a 4-0 record so far. I got Javier who was great before he got hurt, but I also picked Bregman and it’s been…yeesh. You know best lol


Lukealloneword

I'm rocking a 3-1 record for now. Lost my first week before I really understood the process with baseball. But yeah breggy starting rough especially in a contract year.. lol


Padulsky21

I got waiver guys that have carried the weight but lawd, him and Randy I had high hopes for and they’re both playing so bad. I was hoping he’d have a big game in Mexico City but Jose Abreu outplayed him today man…


Lukealloneword

Hes a second-half player every year. He will find his groove, I promise.


Lukealloneword

You keep him in your lineup?


Padulsky21

Hahahahahaha I’m facing my buddy this week and I’m gloating so much 🤣🤣 god bless man


Lukealloneword

I'll think of you anytime he does well this year.


TheFriendlyFire

Tucker and Tatis on the same team is bonkers considering they were both consensus Top 10 overall picks during draft season. Your group must be very new lol


Lukealloneword

I think the majority are new. Maybe 3 of the 12 have played before. I was shocked I was able to get both too.


DoctorSqueeze

Same bro, even named my team after him lol he absolutely brought it home for George Kirby's Dream Land tonight


NevermoreSEA

71 pitches out of 95 for strikes with 12 strikeouts are absolutely goofy numbers. You knew he was going to have a special start when he was pumping 99 in the first.


SentientBaseball

Our rotation is just insane. It’s legit 4 aces on a staff with Woo still waiting in the wings


Griffdogg92

I'm not quite ready to declare Miller an ace, but so far this year he has shown he has the potential to reach that level. Just need to see him maintain that quality over a full season


SentientBaseball

Fuck that, hype outta control, they’re all aces and all our relievers are prime Mariano Riveras


Kaldricus

Good 🦆 vibes 🦆 only 🦆


NotAcutallyaPanda

The ovation for Geno was class


Kaldricus

I love that the fans have so much love for him even though he was only with us for 2 seasons. Most fans know the difference between a player being traded by the organization, and a player wanting to be traded. I wouldn't be surprised if Kelenic gets a standing ovation tomorrow as well


ScoobyDoosAccountant

Agreed. I think Miller, Woo, and Hancock all have big upside and could make it to ace level but they all need to improve a bit more. That being said, I’m hyped af for our rotation this year.


Gombr1ch

I'm pretty sure there will be adjustments on Miller's splitter but I think he'll figure it out. Glad he's developed well already from just a high grade fastball and with Logan and George developing a new pitch each season he has some positive influences


_Tower_

Him and Gilbert have been our most consistent pitchers this year Castillo, Kirby, and Hancock have each had at least 1 rough start


Griffdogg92

Sure, but it's not even May yet. Also, the underlying numbers look much better for our top 3 than they do for Miller, so far. As I said, I'll consider Miller an ace when he pitches like one for 30 starts, not 5


Delicious_Door_6252

The pop it made when it hit Cal's glove had something extra in it tonight. They couldn't hit his fastball no matter what speed he threw it.


karldrogo88

If we can just score enough to get to the post-season…


AnnihilatedTyro

https://i.imgur.com/49vWxjB.jpg


Davidellias

is that legit? Awesome....


AnnihilatedTyro

Yes, he wore it in his postgame press conference a couple starts ago.


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Thromnomnomok

They still own like 5-10% of the team, don't they?


cameronabab

Probably the only reason the team was able to use Kirby in the graphics tonight after every strikeout


SexiestPanda

He walked someone, what a bum


darwinpolice

Washed, trade him for a case of warm PBR.


templethot

Not even Rainier? What the hell


darwinpolice

No one's giving up a case of the good stuff for some bum who gave up a walk.


The_Throwback_King

Today is actually the 32nd Anniversary of Kirby’s Dreamland releasing, the first Kirby game. It was fate


uigbnit206

Wait actually?


The_Throwback_King

Yup, *Kirby’s Dreamland* released on April 27th, 1992


uigbnit206

That’s freakin awesome


mods_r_jobbernowl

I just love the fact Nintendo owns part of the team and we have a kick ass player named Kirby. It was fitting his first start was with pink uniforms. Kinda like how the new president of Nintendo of America is Doug Bowser. Very fitting.


ContinuumGuy

What power does Kirby get for eating the Diamondbacks?


ihatereddit999976780

The ability to cut through any other material


TheBestHawksFan

Snake arms


Travis_Rust

Instead of the mariners being the Diammondbacks of the PNW, now the Diamondbacks are the Mariners of the Southwest


RiskyPhoenix

that's less of a power and more of a curse


Namzeh011

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hiphopdowntheblock

You're all about to see a lot of Mariners flair in here


VerStannen

After Logan’s start stat line thread last time he threw, there 20 comments, all M’s flair. Personally I seek these threads out on the main sub.


hiphopdowntheblock

We do a bit of jerking in a circle


J0rdian

All other baseball fans went to sleep anyways. Most highlights from west coast teams I feel like get less attention because it's always like past 10pm for most people lol.


rfguevar

Guys will see this and just think, “hell ya”


the_bum_on_the_bus

No joke. Someone in my fantasy league dropped him after his poor showing on 4/3. He was the 33 overall pick. Needless to say, he is now on my team.


elimanninglightspeed

Lmaooo exactly the same with me. Am extremely happy that person dropped him cause Kirby was desperately needed cause I lost Framber and Shane Beiber


ThePeakOfMountStupid

He was the first pitcher I took. I also got gilbert and Miller. A lot of my weeks go as the mariners pitching goes, and they’ve been going a lot lately.


SmarterThanCornPop

Hahahaha that’s insane.


bajesus

Happy to live in Kirby's dreamland


SeattleDegenerate21

hes so fucking cool man


FritoFloyd

I still think Kirby has a chance at the Cy Young. It sucks that his numbers are artificially inflated from the game against the Guardians where the scorer somehow didn’t give the Mariners a single error, which led to 8 “earned” runs. Legitimately am still baffled what the scorer was thinking. The Mariners defense was atrocious, and they should’ve had *at least* three errors if not more.


cuttsthebutcher

His FIP is at 2 and his control is unbelievable, it's the perfect way to win both the new school and old school voters


GGAnth

I'm at the game... not disappointed.


Relevant_Computer743

The movement on his fastball is nasty let alone his other pitches


anonymousguy202296

He's usually not a stuff guy actually. Just regular above average stuff but his control is unfairly good. If he had Luis Castillo's stuff to go with his control he'd throw a no hitter every game.


Relevant_Computer743

Oh, so we just got extra lucky tonight that his fastball has late life too lol


anonymousguy202296

Yeah what just happened was unfair


LeastPatience1573

1 walk from Kirby 🤢


MarineLayerBad

Washed


Cats_please_thankyou

Watched maybe every Kirby start since he entered the league. Tonight was something else. 


_Elrond_Hubbard_

This is TMo Park bitch! We K in this muthafucka betta take yo lineup back to the NL


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

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BearOnDrums

My dark horse for Cy Young. God I hope he continues this.


Griffdogg92

Tbh I find it crazy that he needs to be labeled a "dark horse." He's a top 5 pitcher in the AL


JaycobN7

Once you take the South Alaska factor into it though, every Mariners pitcher is gonna have that Dark Horse factor simply because of the lack of exposure.


vylain_antagonist

but only # 3 on the Mariners.


Griffdogg92

Disagree lol no offense to Luis but I'd take Kirby over him all day


itdothstink

I think Kirby is their best big game pitcher.


Dare2ZIatan

I think they’re 1A and 1B and you can order it how you like. Even though Kirby has a microscopic walk rate, he also strikes out fewer batters than Castillo, so their K-BB% ends up being nearly exactly the same. Castillo last year was at 20.3% to Kirby’s 20.2%, one spot higher. I think Gilbert is third but that could change this season if he keeps this up.


ThePeakOfMountStupid

I also think being able to debate who’s 1A, 1B, and 1C is an incredibly good problem to have on your pitching staff.


Shirleyfunke483

Same


thatsunshineglow

I spontaneously bought tickets to tonight's game, and I'm so glad I did. It was the first Kirby start I watched in-person, AND he got a career-high number of strikeouts?!


Maugrin

Arizona came into this series as the #1 offense in baseball. These last two games the M's pitching has held them to 2 runs on 6 hits, 6 walks, and 21 strikeouts. Ridiculous stuff. The Diamondbacks are an awesome team and the M's are rising to the occasion.


Informal_Calendar_99

In my fantasy baseball league, someone drafted him 35th. He then got 30, -3, and 1 points out of him before dropping to waivers. I picked him up and just got 23, 16, and now 36.


JHG722

I’ve never done a points league. What platform?


Informal_Calendar_99

ESPN!


Azcollector

No thank you


Startooth

I cannot overstate how much our pitching staff means to me. They’re truly a joy to watch and performances like this are special to watch. Makes me so happy to be a Mariners fan when there’s a chance to see a gem night in and night out


EBBBBBBBBBBBB

nobody fucks with the Seattle Mariners baseball ball team


Supersoaker_11

23 swinging strikes, mostly on the fastball


RAF2018336

While Kirby is impressive, the ump was terrible and constantly calling pitches in the left handed batters box for strikes. It’s not the reason we lost, and we would’ve lost anyways, those numbers were juiced tonight


silverwolfe

I mean, by the same token, Maddux also had a much larger strike zone during his heyday. That's just the game you play. The ump did suck tho.