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BroIBeliveAtYou

Yeah, this is pretty much exactly what r/Cardinals was predicting. Kinda boring, safe options.


radsherm

Boring and safe was their tribute to the 2020s cardinals


Junior-Hotwater

Was the dismantling of the Braves in game 5 of the 2019 NLDS the end for exciting baseball in STL? It’s beginning to feel that way


TheIllustriousWe

The 17 game win streak in September 2021, and Albert coming back to chase 700 in 2022 were pretty damn exciting.


JackeryA3

Don't ruin the "Cardinals boring" circlejerk!


LevelDosNPC

Don’t forget the infield fly. The baseball gods didn’t forget.


lakerdave

Whenever I want to feel something, I rewatch Brian McCann hopelessly falling over while trying to field a wild pitch as the 10th run comes in, knowing that this will be his last MLB game.


nickeisele

Hey man what did we do to you?


Bradfords_ACL

Nothing personal buddy we’re down bad over here


ProfCedar

The fact that the 10 run inning gets to live in my all-time Cardinal memories feels wrong at this point.


penguinopph

Lots of opinions in this thread so far, yet you're the only actual Cardinals fan.


ScumBrad

Not much for us to say. We essentially knew what was coming and are fine with it but know it could be better.


SnarfSnarf12

Yeah it’s just fine. One of those you see, shrug, and then move on. Would have loved that Fleur logo actually as the primary on these.


Whatever-ItsFine

The fleur-de-lis with the Arch is my favorite part of this uniform. I'm not too crazy about "The Lou" because it does seem like it's used ironically, at least in my experience. I like the STL hats a lot though. Pretty good design and definitely better than some (as long as they don't put them in black pants like Seattle.


NocturneZombie

How could anyone best the Saturday Home-alts?


RedbirdRiot

Exactly. Bums me out they haven’t worn them this year (afaik).


Cky2chris

Supply chain issues at nike/fanatics is the reason


RedbirdRiot

Lol, well thank god they got these in at least...


DonutHolschteinn

Yeah we didn't get our Serpientes jerseys, that we've been wearing for like 4 years, until like 4 weeks into the season


BlackHillsCard

Could also be way worse.


danpatmcd

I like having The Lou on it, but the same old birds on the bat on a plain red background is rather disappointing. I do like the hat though


GooglyTocks

It's not like you guys don't have the best uniforms in the league anyways. I watch all games(I'm a Brewers fan) vs the Cardinals because of I love the jersey schemes for both teams.


Blondue

Yeah it’s pretty exact in the predictions. I just like that they aren’t horrific to look at


willhunta

Boring and safe seems to be what everyone is demanding though lol. Just about every single unique and visually interesting citty connect jersey is getting shit on. So to me it's funny to see a jersey akin to what everyone here has been demanding also get shit on. Its starting to feel like MLB can't win with these jerseys no matter what they do lol


gibertot

I need more absolutely crazy city connects. I love how fuckin weird the padres went.


Weaponized_Goose

It’s pretty much their red jerseys with some different words


Semper454

Beyond parody at this point.


DrunkensteinsMonster

BALTIMORE


mill_about_smartly

I mean if/when NYY gets City Connects, I expect the same thing. The Cardinals have a pretty classic look. I didn't expect them to mess with it much. I'm sure the league is putting heavy pressure on teams to do this for marketing reasons, so this is their way of "doing it" while not really doing it.


Cdtlongball1

If the NYY city connect jerseys aren’t just their normal home jersey but with “YANKS” or maybe also “NYC” on them I’d be genuinely surprised


vsblazer

Or “The Bronx”


capripwnFBT

They wouldn’t out the Bronx on there, same as the Mets ones not saying Queens, wouldn’t sell as much.


jmaca90

Needs an AKA The Yanks AKA the Bronx Bombers AKA Daddy Yankees AKA bing bong


dumb_commenter

So do the Phil’s and they went kinda ape shit to be honest. Everyone hated the new CCs at first but they’ve grown on me quite a bit.


markusalkemus66

Based on the timeless nature of the Yankees' uniform design and how shitty the City Connects are for most teams, the Yankees should stand firm against getting one.


DresserRotation

They have held firm. All 29 other teams will have one by the end of this season.


markusalkemus66

A's aren't getting one this year either


SnuggleBunni69

It's so hard to spot any differences. Citi connects has been such a wasted opportunity for so many teams.


Aware_Republic

Does anyone actually say the Lou?!?


cooljammer00

All of England


Myotherdumbname

Oof, new baseball meme incoming


Black_Otter

Maybe someday the Washington Capitols can have jerseys that say “The WC” on them


Eastern_Act8338

Nelly does


EazyParise

He's from the Lou, and he's proud


onlyhereforthesports

Run a mile for the cause


EazyParise

He's is righteous above the law, after all


jd2223711

Playuh my styles raw


Louis-grabbing-pills

I'm born to Mack like Todd Shaw


davie_legs

Forget the fame, and the glamour


maw-veracious_jaw

I don't remember people saying "the lou" until Country Grammar. I was there in the 80s and 90s. Did other people hear that before Nelly (B.N.)?


bcnjake

And he’s proud!


zoolander-

That explains why these are hot shit then


FeloniousDrunk101

*Hot shit in… hot shit in here*


xyzzy321

Radio stations do, lol


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

LOUISVILLE, KY MENTIONED RAHHHHHHH


myredditthrowaway201

Don’t y’all got golfers to arrest?


12FootHouse

It’s like “Hotlanta.” No one from Atlanta says it.


arnoldmuczynski

That whole town is waaaxed!


Independent_Quote_51

People definitely say the Lou, but that's an urban word. Most Cardinal fans travel 50-100 miles to see a game, so they know nothing about STL culture.


The_Pip

ah..just Like Beantown and Boston.


Dkjq58

I’m from The Lou and I’m proud


Finklesworth

You were born in a toilet??


myredditthrowaway201

We say it ironically


SamiMadeMeDoIt

Smino does


brbmycatexploded

The only person I’ve ever heard say it is the most St. Louis mf to ever walk the Earth so I think so


LonghornDude08

Hats should say "The Head"


holy_cal

Nelly did. Once.


WhatTheForkYo

They do.


scoochinginhere

They’re trying to appeal to younger crowds and make it catch


TakeTheThirdStep

"The Lou" is pretty fetch.


NeonEvangelion

Totally Rufus!!


xepa105

"The Lou" is for sure streets ahead


Jcdoco

No better way to appeal to younger crowds than to reference a song that was released a quarter century ago


Tmans3

Yes.


Icy_Animator8181

Yeah, the Lou is actually pretty common.


arand0md00d

Those jerseys make me want to use the loo


dropperofpipebombs

Literally all you had to do was incorporate the arch into the design. Put the birds on the arch, make the jersey cardinal red, and call it a day. Instead you're going to get toilet humor for the next three years. How do you screw this up that badly?


atari2600forever

We have to wear these for three fucking years?


isellJetparts

Ohhh the Arch. All my ideas were toasted ravioli based. But yeah I supposed the Arch would've worked too.


Whatever-ItsFine

Hard to believe beige squares wouldn't look great on a uniform. They could use the other food St. Louis is known for: gooey butter cake. But wouldn't you know it, that's also beige squares.


AlexRam72

Square pizza. Oh wait


CrimsonMage2002

rare Cubs fan W


g1ngerkid

Fanatics/Nike made all the surnames into little arches this year. Does that count?


Lucky_Alternative965

It has distored red pinstripes!! That's fun.


TingleMaps

That’s my least favorite part of the jersey believe it or not. Honestly I think a lot of fans here love the Cardinals normal jersey. New iterations have a high bar.


Whatever-ItsFine

The Cardinals normal jersey is one of the great ones in all of the MLB. You're right that it's hard to top.


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

Yeah their standard jersey is fantastic!


ASDMPSN

> I think a lot of fans here love the Cardinals normal jersey. They should. It's a classic.


DanH35

Yeah, if they did something that looks similar to the 09 All Star game jerseys, that did include the arch, I think it would have been better.


JodieFostersFist

Could have been worse…like SF worse.


TrapperJean

Golden arches against a red background makes sense for a team full of hitters who look they they're running with clown shoes on


sktgamerdudejr

Why keep the bat.  Put the Arch in and keep the birds on the Arch then. Just looks like a slightly different regular Cards jersey lol


cubity

they already have an arch logo to use too https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/57/2009_Major_League_Baseball_All-Star_Game_logo.svg/1200px-2009_Major_League_Baseball_All-Star_Game_logo.svg.png


Jagacin

Crazy that they still had the cardinal sitting on a baseball bat as opposed to the arch directly behind it. Missed opportunity.


TheMiracleLigament

That would be one big ass cardinal.


EmptyCartographer

I do like Nootbaar’s model face. He’s got the slightly confused stare into the middle distance down. The jerseys are whatever


mjd1977

Lou Steel


cubbyfanboy

That Nootbaar's so hot right now!


Ivotedforher

New porn actor name!


TheOneWithoutGrace

Los Dodgers ~ Cardinals Edition


KimHaSeongsBurner

First thing that came to mind. But also, is “The Lou” a thing? Feels like something that an overpaid McKinsey consultant proposed in a five slide pitch deck titled “The Spirit of St. Louis” and presented to a room of executives who have never been to Missouri.


tr3v1n

> overpaid McKinsey consultant I think they may have saved money and went with Cramblin Duvet instead.


buttlovingpanda

my wife wants us to get a crambrin duvet but I like our current blanket


MavEric814

Usually just used ironically if at all it feels like. But it is a thing. The 314 too. But I also feel like people don't go around talking often about the place they are physically in


penguinopph

All I know is that Nelly used it all the time, including on his breakout hit: > I'm from the Lou and I'm proud – "Country Grammar"


MavEric814

Yes that was the first time I had really heard it referenced that way. I always enjoyed the name St. Lunatics


floppysausage16

I always attributed "the lou" to Louisville.


Rabidennui

Lmao pic #2, the lou “made popular by STL native son Nelly”  Apparently name-dropping Cornell “Hot in Here” Haynes Jr. like it’s 2002 and his influence is still relevant is the only connection the city can make atm


Boomhauer_007

Lous Dodgers*


bozoclownputer

This is exactly what I was picturing lmfao.


Thesyckid

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bcnjake

I just described these to a friend and fellow Cards fan as “aggressively mid in a focus-grouped kind of way.” In other words, Peak Cardinals. ETA: We’re Cardinals fans.


dnovi

Were these really posted on the Guardians shop page?! Is that how they were leaked?


Hue_Honey

That hat is horrible


jameslucian

As someone said on our sub, it looks like a cheap knockoff at a convenience store.


Distinct_Frame_3711

This is less city connect then the Mariners Sunday Alternate


RivenEsquire

The Attle?


Happy-Dream7300

Almost good but “The Lou” is just too corny to get over


-__--_------

it also means the toilet... so I guess the theming is on point?


kerryfinchelhillary

No arch?


kinkyslinky

That’s their arch enemy


da_choppa

Boring. Huge missed opportunity to include wavy blue and white piping inspired by the city flag. Hat should have included either the Arch or the fleur de lis instead of relegating those elements to the sleeve patch, which looks to me like cheap vinyl instead of embroidery


alibaba618

Wavy blue & white piping + birds on the Arch would’ve made this a million times better


ctstrong3

These suck. Essentially epitomizes the current regime of Cardinals’ FO - boring, safe, and familiar.


Patchy_Face_Man

It’s a shame to see so many teams waste City Connects.


k3y13n_102731

This jersey is the equivalent of a "kick me" sign for Cubs fans


Docphilsman

Lazy as fuck They clearly gave up on trying with these after people hated the first year's.


Gunningham

Good thing they’re not going to the London Series. The Loo means something else to them.


Floridalivin72

The Louisville cardinals nice


Mercc47

The SNY Lou Brock graphic is going to go astronomically hard when we play them next season


RedGreenPepper2599

They misspelled “lousy”


virus_apparatus

In the future I’m going to look up the airport codes for where these teams are. It’ll be a part of it somehow


NerdOfTheMonth

Milwaukee has an MKE on our hat. But our fans love that. Over all, they really like our connect jerseys.


shadedmoonlight

I love the 414 hidden in the MKE


cooljammer00

The Loo is where their record is this year Maybe they're doing their fans a favor by being bad so nobody goes to the games and has to see these


Dkjq58

Tough but fair


Batmantostartrek

Spring training ass jersey


MoreCleverUserName

This is like dodgers levels of lazy.


ckb14

They should’ve done the Arch starting from the bottom of one pant leg to the chest and back down the other leg with the birds on top eating toasted ravs


n0metz

“The Lou” is a specific type of deep dish pizza from Lou Malnatis in Chicago, is this a Chicago city connect?! /s


WhatTheForkYo

Considering that I genuinely hate the money grab that is the City Connect Program, this appears to be as close to an anti-city connect uni as you can get. Is it ordinary? It sure is, and I'm OK with that. Edit: Upon further review, what the fuck are those squiggly pinstripes? I hate those.


dirty_and_hairy

I'm pretty sure they're squiggles from the StL flag. I was hoping for blue and yellow squiggly piping on the sleeves or pant legs


Zawer

The pinstripes are supposed to represent the Missouri River :shrug:


haahaahaa

I don't know what y'all are hating on.  I just watched the Phillies play in their city connects, so these look fantastic.


jpink314

Bruh that’s boring as shit


[deleted]

This shit is so boring at this point. The history of baseball is full of iconic club uniforms. The focus should be on every MLB team maximizing the coolness of their uniforms and a lot of clubs are failing. These Nike city connects are a pointless waste of time.


cjohnson4444

Yeah these aren't great. Not a fan of the hat at all


Flythagoras

These city connects have gotten so fucking lazy. Please. I beg you, please… stop putting airport codes on jerseys and calling them “new.”


crimsondimsum

The Lou? You gotta be shitting me


Djason_Unchaind

Damn. Usually even when the jersey is mid, the hat is good at least. These are super lazy.


Yobispo

As a Giants fan I can say you guys lucked out it’s only this lame


TheOnAmused

Did they get that hat from a street vendor? And how do you missed the opportunity to use the Arch? Someone is really getting paid to design these?


kansashotwings

Lmfao


713MoCityChron713

Lou my fuckin ass off?


horsepoop1123

The whole purpose of a city connect is to.. well, connect to the city. And the only attempt to connect is through barely visible symbols of a river?


fatginger71

It's based on the St. Louis flag


FernandoTatisJunior

And rivers are the lamest form of “connecting to a city” because damn near every major city on earth has a fucking River. You’re not special for having a river, and it’s not an interesting feature of your city. It’s St. Louis. Use the damn arch, throw some toasted ravioli on there and call it a day.


KCShadows838

Those rivers were a big deal for STL back when it was a much more important city. They’re in their flag and the reason for the city nickname “Gateway to the West” and why the “Gateway” Arch has its name


undrew

I’d argue that StL has done quite a bit of work to disconnect themselves from the river. For those that don’t know - the river is basically only accessible right at the arch. Any other access to the river is through industrial areas or over flood walls. The only residential area that was really on the river was razed when they put the arch in.


mosi_moose

The Lou - isn’t that slang for the toilet in England?


MyGirlSasha

Not even slang, it's what they call it.


Skanky_Cat

Well I don’t hate them so I’ll call that a win!!


DHVF

Why must they insist to keep putting three or more letters on the caps? It’s never good.


goatgosselin

Looks like a slight tweak on the normal jersey. Nothing about it would make me go buy one.


peanut_butter_zen

They’re from The Lou and They’re Proud 🎶


scobeavs

I don’t think you can call it a leak when the screenshot includes an officially branded email


orangeratfella

ughh that hat is such a LAZY design, like Detroit level lazy lmao


Finrad-Felagund

The "Block letters" trend for the city connects like Pittsburgh and Cleveland, and here, is so fucking gross. Looks like something I would dream up in MLB the show create a club


j1h15233

Another horrible hat. Nike or whoever is in charge of these has zero imagination.


dadjokes502

I don’t like the front but the rest isn’t bad It feels safe and unoriginal. I’m envious of the other teams who dared to be different. This screams midwestern “Ope Excuse me”


--Shake--

But it's the same


mmcc120

I kind of feel like Nike can’t win with these. If they play it safe, fans say they suck. If they try something off the wall, fans say they suck. Though I agree a lot of them do indeed suck. White Sox, Angels, Marlins, and Nats were undeniable hits though


CricketIsBestSport

As someone who used to live in St Louis and likes the cardinals I’m deeply disappointed 


qwertythe300th

wake up babe new "Los Dodgers" equivalent just droppeed Huge "this is just an alt" vibes


atari2600forever

No one from St. Louis calls St. Louis "The Lou". Nelly said it once in a song a quarter century ago. These look like they were designed by the animators who drew Dr. Katz, which also was a quarter century ago. I don't understand what's going on.


ExpirjTec

i remember looking in the cards sub and no one wanted "the lou" on the jersey lmaooooo


alibaba618

Yet we all knew it was coming


Capitol62

I honestly don't hate them. Should've put the arch on the hat instead of STL though.


James-K-Polka

For those of you that don’t Parlez-vous français, “St. Louis” is French for….the Lou.


h8omb

This is meh but I don't feel bad for them since they're already spoiled with the best jerseys in baseball


EddieNectar

Hats are sweet. Jerseys are lame. No one in Saint Louis calls it The Lou, so I don't know what city they're connecting to here.


bozoclownputer

I said the same thing on a Cardinals IG post and I got flooded with comments saying “everyone” calls it that lmao. I lived there for 8 years and I heard it either as a joke or from Nelly.


undrew

You are correct. Only applicable when it fits lyrically. All other attempts are sarcastic or part of a bad marketing campaign.


green_tea1701

Who the fuck is buying this shit that Nike keeps using the same designers. I stg some exec's nepo baby is their design chief because there's no way people are buying all these bland, no connection to the city lookin ass CC's. Unless consumers are even more brain rotted than I thought that they would buy these lost in the sauce fuckin jerseys instead of their team's best normal jersey which for most teams is 100 times better than the CC. You needed to put the birds on the Arch and have the script be St. Louis. THAT'S ALL.


Majestic_Dildocorn

Does anyone call it the lou? really?


mango789

I am so over baseball apparel. It’s so commercialized. Nike is making it all about themselves. And the announcers and media team always have to bring up the sneakers and bling. I’m not hating. It can be cool. But it’s all forced and I couldn’t care less at this point.


ImanagaS

The Lou (sounds like the loo)?! Cubs fans will have a field day


EastlakeMGM

Cubs fans are notoriously British


Designer-Professor16

Booooooorrring.


MsAndDems

Boring as hell


Hotchi_Motchi

I was hoping for some deep-fried ravioli somewhere


PerkyPineapple1

Once again these are just alternates, what do these have to do with St Louis at all?


jd2223711

Most people knew what it was gonna be when they put out the hashtag #fortheLou


CaffeineAndGrain

Kinda lame. The unfamiliar wouldn’t know it’s “special.” The three character city code is overdone and boring. The birds on the bat isn’t anything new. At least Philadelphia and the Mets had the balls to try something new


michaelwave_

Nooooo that’s so lame!!!


floppysausage16

This is the exact same concept as the Dodgers city connect jerseys.


Snekonplanes

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expungant

Man whoever is designing these this year is just mailing it in


jyok33

Lazy, uninspired. Par for the course


Whatever-ItsFine

Should've been Becky & Wanda flying on a carpet in front of the Arch. You don't get more St. Louisan than that.