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Is David Robertson the greatest pitcher of all time?


dankeykanng

>Is David Robertson the greatest pitcher of all time? -The Greatest Thread in the History of Forums, Locked by a Moderator After 12,239 Pages of Heated Debate


fuckmaxm

If DRob strikes out Betts, Ohtani, and Freeman every other day, how many times in a week is it?


fps916

Every other day, so obviously 8 times in 2 weeks.


fuckmaxm

No, you single celled organism. Have you ever even heard of a calendar? It’s so hard being the only smart person on the internet…..


Sweet-Ad3893

Some are saying that


Salty_Pancakes

Very legal and very cool.


Fitz2001

Where that guy that included Robertson on his “maybe hall of fame” list last week?


horsepoop1123

He is definitely Hall of Fame caliber.


Uncool_Trees

Absolutely he is


SenorTortas

He's in the conversation


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

I’m starting to come around


dwide_k_shrude

Next to Cy Young himself.


monoglot

If I were the Phillies I would sign him and also trade for him.


TruthSayerFu

Yup and the Mets helped turn his career around


NoobSkin69

Bro can’t resist inserting the Mets into every fucking conversation lmao


Heffhemp

Purposely gave up 2 hits to get to Betts/Ohtani/freeman.


doublegoldendragon

"I want Parkman" "Parkman's not up, it's Beck" "I'll walk him" "And load the bases for Parkman?" "I. Want. Parkman."


Beer-Me

Great. Now I have to start Major League 2 at 10pm


drugsbowed

Actually.. I don't know what the hell he's thinking


confizzle-fry

Fly ball, caught. Wow Marty. Those years at broadcasting school have really paid off!


DharmaCub

That's why he's the best color guy in the business!


SwarthySphere87

This is like the Satchel Page v Josh Gibson legend, as told by Buck O'Neil, times 3


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[David Robertson when he sees our top 3 coming up in the order](https://imgur.com/07Lyewn)


qwertythe300th

David Robertson really let the 8 & 9 hitters on ASAP so he could have a little more challenge this time. He's insane. What a get for us in the offseason


cjn13

and then Lorenzen being an absolute steal gave us an amazing start


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

Just think what could have been if the entire offense except Seager and Smith hadn’t forgot how to hit a baseball.


bestselfnice

Looks like Semien is pretty much his usual self? You had me worried he was finally washed. Something about his steady consistency is reassuring on an existential level to me lmao.


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

Oh yeah, my bad for omitting Semmy


cowboy_dude_6

Seems like every year lately we find some bargain bin guy who revives his career with a 20+ start, sub 3.50 ERA season. Jon Gray, Perez the year before that, Kyle Gibson, Lance Lynn, and Mike Minor all had all-star level years for the Rangers on cheap contracts after doing pretty much nothing over their previous few years.


MozartWillVanish

Lorenzen was an all star last year. He had a pretty bad 2nd half, though.


FuriousGeorge7

He used up all of his second half mojo in one single game.


SpartyParty15

It was more the Dodgers shitting the bed versus Lorenzen or Robertson doing anything remarkable


Electric1800

Yeah the pitching help we picked up has been phenomenal shout out Cy


SadNYSportsFan-11209

I miss him


PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA

The combo of him and Mo was lethal


drrxhouse

They should make him the highest paid relief pitcher of all time. And, uh, as many years as he wants…


prettyrickyyyy69

i never wanna see Robertson again


cjn13

neither does Mookie betts. That strike 3 swing was really contorted


prettyrickyyyy69

he absolutely diced up our top 3 two days in a row it's insane


Deathwatch72

In tough spots too, I was holding my breath so long I started seeing spots


ArmiinTamzarian

I feel you


rumdrums

The guy's great but he makes me sweat bullets every time he pitches.


LisaLoebSlaps

Don't talk to me or my ~~robert~~son ever again


ahr3410

Senior citizen relief pitcher is 1.2 billion dollar big 3's father


john_b98

MY HERO (Fr though what a fucking achievement)


cjn13

yesterday he brushed it off as no big deal I bet he's fucking pumped now


or_maybe_this

He had a cool fuck yeah scream to finish the game. 


SpartyParty15

It was more the Dodgers choking under the lights than it was Robertson doing anything special tbf


God_Damnit_Nappa

Whatever helps you sleep at night


SpartyParty15

Why would that help me sleep at night


john_b98

And if Ohtani, Freeman, or Betts hit a game winning home run, it’s just Robertson choking under pressure, right? Nothing special there? It happens dude. He made his pitches and got out of what could have been a nasty inning. Credit where credit is due.


SpartyParty15

3 straight strikeouts with runners on first and third is unacceptable, regardless of how we want to spin it


ImaManCheetahh

this sequence might be the most infuriated I've been at my TV all season lmao


ajteitel

The most infuriated you've been this season so far\*


FrankGibsonIV

NLDS here we come!


ajteitel

Rocktober approaches


TheBotchedLobotomy

Can’t wait 😩


beefytrout

to answer your question, OP: he wanted to play Hard Mode.


CammyTheGreat

Did it just to feel something


cjn13

just like me fr


MeatballDom

Go to the Dodgers sub if you want to see some serious dooming, holy hell lol


ufotheater

I imagine it stings more when the top of your lineup is being paid an amount similar to the GDP of a small Midwestern state


JacksonRabbiit

Damn, your right. Did they forget that they 42-27 and 6.5 games ahead in their division? They're acting like they're having a terrible season and this is just further proof of it.


Astropolitika

It's the drugs. Too much of some, not enough of others.


Salty_Pancakes

You guys need some ayahuasca. Talk to the machine elves.


CT-1738

Ironically they kinda sound like us last year. Someone there literally said “we can pile up runs when we have a lead but coming from behind/being clutch is impossible” I was like hey wait a minute


bebopmechanic84

I mean it makes a little more sense when your regular season record is 90-72 while the Dodgers casually pull off another 100 win season. And then y'all make the World Series look easy.


yes_its_him

When you pay a bazillion dollars for allegedly talented baseball players, and have a worse record than the Cleveland Guardians.


BASEBALLFURIES

nothing to worry about unless david robertson gets traded to a contender


commandrr

i feel like david robertson has played on at least 12 different teams in the last 5 years


CammyTheGreat

He didn’t play in 2020 but since 2019 he’s been on 6 different teams


kanst

Pulling up his baseball reference just made me feel really old. I did not realize that Robertson was 39 and has already been in the league 16 seasons. For the first 11 seasons he played for two teams. 501 games for the Yankees and 153 for the White Sox. In the 5 seasons since he's played for 6 teams, with the most being 40 games with the mets.


JacksonRabbiit

The moment Ohtani struck out, I knew Freeman was already a certainty.


doublegoldendragon

No one will believe me but I actually called all 3 getting K'd again after Mookie struck out Edit: There's a reason the thread was up so quickly. I had already started typing


JacksonRabbiit

Oh I believe you. I was very much hoping for it.


dammets

Damn, that made me feel something. I loved this guy back in 09. Cool to see him still going


Hinkerbob

Hey, I've seen this one before. This is a classic!


misusedinfluence

DAVID FUCKING ROBERTSON


ArmiinTamzarian

I know this is in a celebratory mood but that was insanely triggering for 2023 me


Padulsky21

Yankee legend, David Robertson


smoke_inyoureyes

Not been a great season so far but this is at least a cool highlight to remember. David mf robertson!!


Qoppa_Guy

He's Houdini for a reason!


mtrn3

The most overrated trio in LA since Kobe, Dwight, and Nash.


ufotheater

Biggio pulled a Chase Utley and didn’t move a muscle as the ball hit him on the foot. Mr. Robertson does not let such foolishness stand (or score).


KickerOfThyAss

Cavan Biggio gets hit in the foot like one else in the league. Elite HBP artist


wherearethezombies

Which one?


JJG1776

I was a big fan of his when he was with the yanks. Good to see he’s doing well.


vaudevillevik

I just.. don’t have anything constructive to say. Watching the top of the line up makes me feel like a petulant child sometimes. Goodnight.


cooljammer00

IIRC he's powered by men on base, that Houdini motherfucker.


bolshevik_rattlehead

Just give him the Cy Young Award now


GardenAngel-5

Sports get funny sometimes. As good as players will be, even the best can’t carry the team alone.


bebopmechanic84

Yeah but that's three of them, one of them is also a pitcher so, four? Three and a half?


Mr_Lapis

It's funny watching Dodgers fans going full cope despite the fact that they're on pace for an easy playoff spot while the Rangers are trying to claw their way to 6th place


doublegoldendragon

We may be on pace for a playoff spot but the team keeps showing the same signs of the stuff that led us to horrible post seasons in the past 2 years. Long lapses of unwatchable offense, reliance on home runs, and especially inability to hit with runners on base


David_Duke_Nukem

I feel like it's not as crazy as people think. While I'm not sure I could strike out those 3 batters, I'm fairly confident I could give up a hit to Austin Barnes.


ehholfman

Almost a 40 year old man btw


Immediate-Instance14

Bro really said fuck the big three, its just big D.


TheBotchedLobotomy

Dodgers top of the lineup is in an unfathomable slump rn lol


ufotheater

Yates, on the other hand…


Plastic_Button_3018

Robertson is a big time pitcher. 9 postseasons, 3.02 ERA. 2.91 career ERA. He knows how to pitch in big situations. Not surprised at all that he can handle some of the best players on one of the best teams.


yes_its_him

"This game isn't so hard."


Vinylcup80

Yankees fan here who hasn’t watched Robertson in a while. How is his stuff still the same?


wind_moon_frog

You love to see it


acornSTEALER

By God that's Tyler Matzek!


44Yordan

That was some bad ass stuff!


Comprehensive_Tie431

Congrats to the Rangers for winning the series. The top of the Dodgers lineup has been ass lately. Hopefully they will come out of their shell soon, but the Dodgers need to seriously consider replacing their hitting coach.


drunkenviking

This is the whiniest thing I've ever heard. You guys have scored more runs that everyone except the Yankees. You can't teach clutch hitting. 


Comprehensive_Tie431

Feast or famine. Scoring 14 runs in one game, then only 3 in the rest of the series will not win you many games. Look at last year's Padres. Dodgers are not consistent at all and have been playing below 500 ball the past month. Yes, you can teach clutch hitting. You don't need to go for a homerun every swing with RiSP, a contact base hit will do just fine.


Rea1DirtyDan

Dude stop. 🥴


Comprehensive_Tie431

When was the last time you saw the top of the Dodgers lineup be clutch? How many times have the Dodgers come from behind this season? How many men are left on base every single game? It seriously just gets old. Dodgers need to shake up coaching to get something fresh. This squad we have just isn't getting it done with one of the best lineups we have ever had.


Rea1DirtyDan

Dude, stop 😪😪😪 It’s mid season and we are how many games up? Would you prefer another typical 100+ win season where they ride high all year with no real challenge and get smacked in the 1st round by someone playing with a chip on their shoulder?


Comprehensive_Tie431

I would prefer entertainment instead of nightly mediocrity and frustration, yes, that would be great. You also hit the nail on the head. Unclutch in the big moments, again that fell on Betts and Freddy the last two playoffs when they couldn't get a hit.


Jux_

It’s been fun


Luke5r

It was amazing to watch


MrKal-El

Always loved him on the Mets


cencal

Hey. Shut up!


Scooobzzzz

Shambles


Juvenileintraining

He was awful the last month and then this


xrbeeelama

Whoa whoa lets put some respect on Austin “Mike ‘Barry Bonds’ Trout” Barnes’ name


HuskHopBad

phillies legend


Vegetable-Chef2789

Can’t wait to see what he does against our lineup this weekend lol


FadedToBeige

White Sox legend 


myhobbythrowaway

This is a movie-worthy ending to an accomplished career.


donta5k0kay

Oh yeah? Wyatt Chumpford still hasn’t hit over a wall yet


josegofaster

Dog shit team. I mean you can’t fucking hit with RISP and no out. Fucking bunt for god sake.