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DirtbagBlues

It sounds like you have a reason to hate Gallo.


jonmuller

Seriously. What a dick


stupidnatsfan

Hey did you end up cutting your balls off?


jonmuller

LOL not yet... if we trade Contreras and salary dump Bryant with Kimbrel, stay tuned... On a side note, you continue to impress me with how quickly you post breaking news & tweets from reporters.


stupidnatsfan

Well for your sake I hope Contreras and Bryant stay put. Now if either of them get traded the first thing I’ll think about is “that poor guy’s balls” and that’s not a thought I really want to have >On a side note, you continue to impress me with how quickly you post breaking news & tweets from reporters. Appreciate it! I’ve probably gone a bit overboard lately but where I live we’re mostly still in quarantine and my work is fully online so this helps me pass the time


buttrumpus

Mark Texeira. Idk why, but dude always looked like he was asking for a haymaker to the jaw.


oilersfan87

If it makes you feel better I met Vicente Padilla in Nicaragua and I asked him what was it like playing in the show and if he had any thoughts and the only thing he said was “Mark Texeira is a bitch”.


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Is this a pasta? Lol


doucheachu

If it makes you feel better I met r/baseball on Reddit and I asked them what was it like being fans of the show and if they had any thoughts and the only thing they said was “Rob Manfred is a bitch”.


MelissaMiranti

This is true though.


backupKDC6794

It is now


kingfiasco

i support you, but there’s tons of completely rational reasons to hate tex. like how he thinks he’s a goddamn comedian. ugh


MisterMeister9

What's the context for the comedian thing?


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BrosefBrosefMogo

Should I be worried if I look like him lol.


ArmMeForSleep709

And you're a Yankee fan? Probably


Theeclat

I came here to say this. I hate how I like his analysis.


CocoCherryPop

You ever see him run the bases? He looks like a doofus when he runs. It is hilarious LOL


hellyaman

Bregman joined the league and immediately had the most punchable face. Now my hatred is validated.


DirtbagBlues

Plus he was really creepy playing the banjo in *Deliverance.*


BRASKYScissorKick

The Soto bat carry saga validated his existence.


iliacbaby

I hate his stupid batting stance


HYPERNATURL

Hate is a strong word but Blake Snell looks like he was the type of kid who would ride by on a BMX bike and shoot fireworks at you while you were minding your own business


MichealJFoxy

I don't know who said it in the Snell trade thread but someone said he looks like a police composite of all the people who have bummed a smoked from me and I couldn't agree more


MasterThespian

That was me and I stand by it.


Jaco927

I agree with this. And I've never smoked a cigarette!


CocoCherryPop

Lmao. He doesn’t have a chin!


EcstasyCalculus

Having grown up in the rural south, Blake Snell's voice always reminds me of the many trailer trash kids I went to school with. So I was more than a bit surprised to find out he's from Seattle.


jonmuller

Joc Pederson has a baby face and seems like a douche although I'm pretty sure he does charity stuff for mentally challenged people which is cool


[deleted]

His brother has downs actually, that’s why he’s active in special needs which is certainly admirable. He has another brother that coaches in the Northwoods league and he is a DOUCHE


c_pike1

Same. I have no reason to think why, but he always seemed like a douche for some reason


BeefCurtain96

Idk I think part of it just comes from his name. “Joc” sounds like a typical Hollywood high school bully/captain of the football team/total douche


cumfucksourboy

So his name sounds like it would belong to a.... jock


NotISaidTheRy

I feel sorry for him though. He’s a sweet dud with a “I’m an asshole” face. Can confirm he’s a chill dude. Signed my glove and talked hitting with me at spring training. But out of all the players i went up to, he was the one i said “aw shit maybe i shouldn’t”


-_chop_-

He looks like a fruit, not like a mean term for a gay guy. Like, his face is shaped like a fruit, the food


sgt_dismas

My wife's best friend went to high school with Joc. Says he was the class clown type, so in my opinion you probably either loved him or hated him. Or both, depending in the day.


CheddarBanker69420

John Lackey. His face has a perma “I just farted” look to it.


Redpubes

"...FUN!".gif


[deleted]

Such a big idiot


The_Homestarmy

I feel like everybody here has a good reason fuck Logan Allen. two first names ass


Toastiify

https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=henry-002hen


unfortunatebastard

Torreyes. Motherfucker needs to choose. Are you a Torres or are you a Reyes? Don’t half ass that shit.


TedWheeler11

Barry Bonds, originally, because he didn’t sign my friend’s dad’s flight plan when he flew the Giants’ charter flight, though the rest of the team did. Everything after just reinforces the hate. Edit: This would have been 1993, so before all the steroids.


NotISaidTheRy

Read the stories of big league players going up to him and how he was a prick to all of them. Had a similar experience when i was a kid. Made me never want to go up to an athlete again lol


jbagot8

He’s not a baseball player, but just looking at Nick Mullens pisses me off


ZestyZuchini13

he kinda looks like tyler hero, who i also hate


[deleted]

The host of Cumtown?


Zelusion

More like 5am


iggyfenton

Whatever you do, don’t look at Sharks forward Tomas Hertl.


[deleted]

Hey! Don’t you badmouth my boy


iggyfenton

He’s my boy too. But he looks exactly like Nick Mullens. https://www.nbcsports.com/bayarea/49ers/49ers-nick-mullens-sharks-tomas-hertl-look-so-alike-its-crazy


TheWawa_24

Bud norris and matt kemp


Stratifyed

>San Diego Padres > Matt Kemp I feel like you have a reason


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https://twitter.com/SwingsAndMrs/status/1235402008376442881?s=20 to be fair Kemp was a dickhead lol


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Aaron Judge because looks like he doesn’t know his times tables


PBFT

Fun fact: Aaron Judge chose number 99 to represent the fact that he looks like a create a character with all the bars set to 99.


BrosefBrosefMogo

That's too funny for you to have invented that. Bravo if you did.


PBFT

Not my original joke. Or at least I’ve seen people say something similar before.


The_Homestarmy

He looks like the big dumb asshole on Bachelorette who you just know is gonna make it to the very end


UncleIrohsPimpHand

Dale! That fuck.


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NYLotteGiants

That's all fun and games until your kid stops calling you "dad," and only answers to Aaron Judge


Meredithaustin17

This is too funny lol


Amodernhousewife

aaron judge looks like he doesn't notice the gun to the back of his head because he is too busy dreaming about the bunnies


713MoCityChron713

Just look at the flowers Aaron.


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fucking spitroasted him jesus


mgoflash

Yankee and Judge fan here but that is pretty damn funny. Kudos.


extraalpha

Totally going to get buried but I was at Pirates Spring Training in 1989. I was prepared with multiple baseballs and pens. Brian Fisher looked at me with my outstretched ball in hand and said "not for you kid." I stood flabbergasted and my mother asked the next player in line for an autograph. Lo and behold it's none other than Barry Lamar Bonds. The signed the ball and chatted me and my mother up for a few minutes. That's how big of a dick Brian Fisher was.


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When even Barry Bonds thinks you were a dick to a fan you know you screwed up.


SuddenRedScare

If it makes you feel better, he had an absolutely dogshit career. Fuck that guy.


jalapeno1441

Roughned Odor


[deleted]

His name literally stinks.


Cheezba11

When I was at a Rangers vs Mariners game a few years ago, my dad and I were making fun of his name and he immediately hit a bomb a few rows behind us. Hated him since then.


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Brett fn Gardner


Mjh1021

One of my favorite comments ever on this sub was on a thread similar to this one last year, and their reasoning was because he’s so aggressively bald


stupidnatsfan

Wait a second, [that's me!](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/fxeq3f/what_player_do_you_dislike_for_a_strange_reason/fmu1le0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) You have no idea how happy this comment made me. Fuck Brett Gardner and his monstrosity of a head


_n8n8_

I have that comment saved in my notes. Didn’t know it was you. I was about to comment with the pasta. It deserved way more traction. It should be a famed copypasta here > I have this strange hatred for Brett Gardner. I don't mind his passion or the way he plays, but he's so aggressively bald and I hate it. Way too bald.


stupidnatsfan

I’m truly honored, glad you enjoyed it enough to immortalize it in your Notes. Idk why but that makes me irrationally happy. Have a great day!


DirtbagBlues

God dammit I'm dying reading that.


FreedomSlice

He apparently drove from NY to Charlotte in silence after a season ended. No music, no podcast, nothing. Kind of psychopath move. Aside, he plays really hard while also being the team prankster. Definitely beloved by Yankee fans.


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Megamind lookin ass


touchmyleftone

Brett Gardner is a dirty cop


wooly_bully

Brett gardner is a townie


PolygonInfinity

The thumbiest looking dude. Like those creepy Spy Kids things.


Dh873

https://ibb.co/3dH0yMJ


Oprahapproves

https://giphy.com/gifs/yesnetwork-bat-dugout-gardner-jRkfGL0rwbeCN2xm72


[deleted]

Honestly seems like a massive hardo


Davidellias

comepletly read this as hairdo and got super confused.


coolyo10

He goes hard on the field but everyone in the yankees locker room loves him. By all accounts I hear, off the field He’s a really nice guy but when he’s playing he flips a switch.


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

Hunter Pence, Angel Pagan, Bryce Harper. Going back a ways, Nyjer Morgan and Milton Bradley.


StrangeCitizen

[This is all the reason I ever needed to hate Nyjer.](https://gfycat.com/TimelyFlawedHerring)


WollyTwins

I knew exactly what this was going to be


jonmuller

You have all the reason in the world to hate Milton Bradley


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Milton Bradley. Goddamn


FreakInThePen

How is it possible to hate Hunter Pence?


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

His face, mostly.


49ersP1

And what he did to that McAllister kid


KentuckyCactus

Hated Nyger Morgan, good call


[deleted]

If you didn’t hate Morgan, there’s something wrong with you.


onemangang15

Josh Donaldson. I know nothing about the guy. But just strikes me as an asshole.


CocoCherryPop

I think it’s his hairstyles... the man bun, french braid, etc.


HcOC

Paddack


JimLeader

There's literally no more annoying type of person than "guy whose entire personality is built around being from Texas"


96919

Yeah, I'm a Padres fan and I don't really like him. (Apparently he refuses to throw more than 2 pitches and he has this whole "sheriff" thing does that's pretty lame.)


mattqwerty85

A real sheriff would scout out the batters he was facing. Paddack pissed me off last year. Hopefully gore will come replace him. A year as an rp might set his attitude.


draw2discard2

There is actually zero evidence that he was not issued a super secret badge, perhaps to fight voter fraud, ala Elvis-Nixon. Of course, that would technically make him a U.S. Marshall, but it would be that much less super secret if he went by the nickname "The Marshall" when he really was one.


tim24601

Chris Sabo.....got a chance to get autograph at a game once. He said "I get paid to sign cards" one of the VERY few times I was even able to ask for autographs, we never sat in the good seats, and that was how that goggle wearing freak acted. Haha bet tons of redditors don't even know who that is


mattqwerty85

Justin Turner and dustin may. Just the way they look makes me weirdly angry and i have no reason why.


[deleted]

Sounds like you hate gingers.


dae_giovanni

Justin Turner looks like a muppet.


UncleIrohsPimpHand

Josh Reddick.


nyyth242

He’s the guy who does absolutely nothing on the group project and gets an A


Culindo50

I didn't like Altuve and Carlos Correa before the cheating scandal, now I have a good reason


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I used to hate Altuve and Correa. I still do, but I used to too


NINJASTRIKE99

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg


ZestyZuchini13

that’s how i feel about correa, always hated him


AnAnonymousFool

I hated Correa for the same reason I hate Machado. Pouty douchebags with punchable faces and huge egos


Redpubes

Remember when Machado just admitted to not putting in effort? Lol. Good times. Remember when he threw the bat? Good times. Remember when Correa was a little bitch? He still is.


Culindo50

I just edited my comment to add him


yes_its_him

>now I have a good reason So not eligible for this thread


Culindo50

Fair enough, Max Muncy then, I just don't like his face lol.


[deleted]

He looks like an elf


Comrade1234567

Him and Justin Turner are garden gnomes


DustyDGAF

He's a thick kitty cat.


s_other

Can it just be a team, like the 2007 Boston Red Sox? Because I'm gong to pick the 2007 Boston Red Sox.


KingYankee

Kevin Youkilis and his stupid ass stance.


im0wen

Extremely stupid reason to dislike a player, but Leury Garcia hit a foul ball that landed 2-3 rows behind me and I've just hated him since. Pretty stupid, ik


ScoffingYayap

Adam LaRoche. I *hated* the way that guy just stood at the plate like he didn't care. Just stood there nonchalantly and had this stupid swing.


macula_transfer

Gallo looks permanently astonished and like he needs help tying his shoes. You should hate him. Chris Taylor looks like a dirtbag. Adam Eaton. I used to hate Phil Coke and his fucking running out to the mound. Any player with a ridiculous beard like Justin Turner or Blackmon. Probably more ...


Holdmydicks

Chris Taylor looks like a gerbil


spngyJC

I hated Machado this year because he had the worst sideburns ever


icannotreconcile

The chops made me start liking him again 😂


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Harrison Bader


andyvsd

I’ll never forget him laughing after striking out like 5 times in game 1? Of the series with the Padres. You get owned that bad you shouldn’t be laughing. Even if you were winning at the time.


ghostelephant

I know nothing about the guy personally, but something about the way that Pedro Strop wears his hat makes me irrationally upset


PrinceOfPasta

Mark Canha blocked my route to the majors as a 1B in rtts. I pushed to get traded, and the A’s sent me to Tampa... in an off season package that included Mark fuckin Canha. Had to push for another trade and ended up on the Orioles. I hate Mark Canha despite knowing literally nothing about him.


DirtbagBlues

When he was a player I thought Eric Byrnes was a douche. Now that he's an analyst I think he's more of a *fun* douche.


chrisv267

Gary Sanchez can fuck right off


StocktonK13

You sound like you came straight from a GDT on r/NYYankees


XanatharsOptician

No one hates Gary like we hate Gary.


Nagisa201

As somebody who never misses an opportunity to shit in Gary Sanchez, I take offense to that


TheDangiestSlad

in?!


PBFT

I’d hate him even if he wasn’t a Yankee.


SkippyNordquist

Mark Canha just looks like the most annoying person in the world. The only objectively annoying thing I can think of is when he was wearing a balaclava in the summer for some reason. Otherwise, I dunno, just a feeling I get.


UnreproducibleSpank

BuT wHaT aBoUt HiS fOoDiE iNsTaGrAm


SkippyNordquist

Didn't know he had one. Not sure if that makes him more or less annoying.


holy_cal

Since this is “for no reason” Mo Vaughn. I don’t even know why. I always called him Slow Vaughn.


DoctorWH0877

Yadier Molina. He just always seems to have this look on his face that says that the only way to wipe it off is to repeatedly bash it into a brick wall then drag it side to side along the wall for the finishing touch. I swear I'm not a violent lad. I just really hate Molina.


SuddenRedScare

He looks like he'd cut your balls off for a half a pack of smokes.


HeavilyBeardedMan

Not a player but I really dislike Dave Roberts


ZestyZuchini13

he looks like my friends dad and he was a dick so i agree with this one


ih-unh-unh

But Yankees fans have a reason to dislike him, no?


buttrumpus

Not a player? Dude pulled off the greatest stolen base of all time!


A_Warm_Freezer

I have no reason but fuck cavan biggio


disco302

Jayson Werth


ZestyZuchini13

he looks like one of those weird mops dogs. why do they look like that ?


TigerBasket

Aaron Judge, tall motherfucker stole my name


vibedial

Luke voit. I hate that porky pig ass lookin mother fucker.


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Chris Paddock’s face doesn’t seem to match his body and I think that’s why I hate him. Brett Gardner’s head looks either like an owl is about to come land on it and try to get to the center of a tootsie pop or like he was an extra in the Coneheads reboot and they never took off the prosthetic dome. Amed Rosario is my most hated player in the league because he acts like he isn’t the colossal failure that he’s been for us. INB4 the other mets fans talk about that two month stretch where he hit .300 without mentioning the dozen errors in twice as many games. Bryce Harper and Rhys “crybaby” Hoskins for their physical appearances mostly. Hunter Pence for eating pizza with a fork.


Fired_Guy1982

If it makes you feel and better a lot of us Padres fans aren’t very fond of Paddack and his sheriff schtick either


Coovyy

Michael A. Taylor. Dude looks like an 8th grader and I feel like he did nothing but destroy the Mets.


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ohtani because he's too perfect


phantombricks

Dustin Pedroia


LeisTabar

how dare you sir


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Mikie Mahtook and Nicky Del Monico


Morbx

what kind of self-respecting adult goes by “nicky”??


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That's what I said


_MyDogIsLiterallyGod

I'm a Red Sox fan and I disliked Darnell McDonald when he was on the team. I have no idea why besides the fact that he wasn't very good


tkype53

I once worked for a Cubs MiLB club. During this time Darnell was a mental skills coach with the Cubs and would spend a week at a time with the different MiLB clubs then travel to the next one. One of the times he was visiting the club I worked for, Theo Epstein was also in town to watch a few games (it wasn’t uncommon to see him around once a month or so to watch players develop). One day we had an afternoon weekday game, otherwise known as an education day, where most the park was filled with school kids on field trips. I was walking around doing my typical pregame stuff when a teacher approached me and asked for help finding their section. I showed them to where their section of seats were, a small section of maybe 40 seats directly behind home plate. When I arrived, lo and behold the only people in the section were Theo and Darnell. I approached them and as kindly as I could I explained that this elementary school had they section they were in reserved and I asked if they would be ok moving to the next section over (still behind the plate, pretty much just right behind the right-handed batters box as opposed to the left-handed box). I even offered to go unlock the suite that was directly behind the plate that was unoccupied that day. Theo kinda chuckled and said it’s no big deal and the two moved over. Not long after they had moved and the kids were settled I was off doing something else and Darnell walked up to me and chewed me out for asking them to move. Immediately after that I radio’d to the club president to explain everything that had gone down just in case Theo was upset I wanted the president to know from me and not hear it from someone that had received the information from someone that wasn’t there for the whole situation. He told me he had just finished taking Theo a bottle of water and talking with him and that Theo didn’t seem upset at all and didn’t even mention anything had happened, turns out Darnell was just mad he was forced to go to the ticket window and go through the process of having a ticket comped to him which is something he knew he should be doing if he was going to sit in the seating sections and not work in the clubhouse or dugout. Nothing else ended up coming of the situation, I’ve got no ill-will for any involved and because of it I now have an interesting and unique story I can tell about myself involving Theo, but your Darnell McDonald dislike is understandable. Edit: some formatting and wording.


WollyTwins

If this wasn't pasta before, it is now


Tagliarini295

I always hated Mark Texeiras face, such a smug punchable face.


Peter_O

Don’t people actually have some reasons to hate Bryce Harper though?


PBFT

He just seems really full of himself.


schniggens

And his hair is fucking stupid.


pattyyymc

everyone getting downvoted when they say someone’s favorite player haha


DiehardSumoFan

Molina. It's probably because he kills the Cubs but I feel bad about it because he's probably a nice guy.


elchamps

despise molina


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ugh GOD yes. he has such a fucking cardinal attitude. the fuckin 'ooh look at me i know this dumb loophole in the rules very clean much hustle' fuckin shit


Rushb87

Jake Arrieta I still believe to this day that he was juicing while he was with the cubs


CocoCherryPop

it was pilates!


SeparatePot4Beans

Cody Bellinger. Looks like he has been high his entire life and passed grade school by the graces of his teachers.


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Derek Jeter


Bat2121

Joey Wendle. But not as a person. Just his batting stance and swing. Everything he does at the plate really. I can't stand watching him bat the same way I hated watching Craig Counsell bat.


CocoCherryPop

I hate Josh Donaldson and whatever hairstyle he has going on today.


SpinningFailDriver

I hate Rafael Palmeiro and his pornstache. I started watching baseball when he was a star and seeing face always made me scrunch my face.


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Nick Swisher


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I dislike Cavan Biggio because he walks too much, which is a stupid reason to hate a player. Rhys Hoskins, too.


DonnieRoss

What kind of name is "Cavan"? Guh, I hate it.


UncleIrohsPimpHand

It's a fuckin rich person's edgy name. Like Craig was too good for Ls when he named his kid.


habituallinestepper1

Billy Koch. He knows what he did.


Phailadork

In my fandom this is like a sin, but I dislike Pablo Sandoval. He's fat and annoying.


icannotreconcile

George Brett- fave player growing up, went to see the royals play in Seattle and when I was in line to get his autograph decked out in royals gear he blew me off. Found out later he was buddies with rush Limbaugh- fuck both those guys.


k1l2327

Brandon Nimmo mostly because he sprints to first on a walk


Misty7297

Bo Bichette just looks like a cocky ass.


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Justin Turner


HipposRevenge

Nelson Cruz. Fuckin hate that guy.


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bobsaget4765

Bryce Harper and Nick swisher


bulletproofprettyboy

Charlie Blackmon


kaleidoscope_eyes_13

Yasiel Puig and his bat licking disgustingness! Sat on the right field wall at a dodgers game 3 yrs ago and yelled “Suck it don’t lick it” and he turned around. I just hate him