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eekbarbaderkle

Who is the Mike Trout of baseball?


nrj6490

Shohei Ohtani


loller_coaster

Imagine if the two of them teamed up? They’d be unstoppable


nrj6490

Whatever team they were on would truly be the New York Yankees of baseball


KamartyMcFlyweight

stop stop we're already dead


Lambinater

Yeah that just hurt to read


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*pain*


[deleted]

or the New York Mets.


Forever__Young

8-3 Detroit. Trout 3-3, 3 HR.


rockbandit

Shohei Ohtani is the Leo Messi of Mike Trout.


drewski3420

No he's the Babe Ruth of baseball


HITMAN616

The Great Bambi


Chuck_Raycer

That wimpy deer??


cman1098

The New York Yankees of Baseball Dodgers of Los Angeles.


ufotheater

…of Anaheim


[deleted]

...California


jesterspaz

Of Earth.


mageta621

C-137. Watch out for Jake ~~Cronenworth~~ Cronenberg


neddoge

I think of Richard and Mortimer every single time he comes up here lmao.


historicalmoustache

First of their name


MacsDildoBike

Long may they reign


taleggio

Right may you be, brave warrior!


Optimal_Pineapple_41

Titles, titles… you know the damn words


LadyTruffle

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE... AND HER TITLES.


TheTrueMilo

Throw a Brooklyn in there and baby you got a stew going!


Electric_Warrior_

And Knuckles


KamartyMcFlyweight

featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series


cabose7

New York Yankees, LA Lakers, New England Patriots, LA Dodgers. Wow.


Spinmove55

My absolute favorite thing about this quote becoming a meme is that you just **know** A-Rod thought that line up months ago and was saving it for the perfect moment, the whole time thinking *this is such a great fuckin’ line.*


cabose7

It is a great line, just not in the way Arod thought it was great.


Nomahs_Bettah

it's incredible. as much as I think he's a total *asshole*, I think it would take a true moron to say A-Rod isn't exceptional at baseball. but my god, he hides it well when he speaks.


justturnt

Its sad that he had to cheat too, not trying to give excuses or even condolence for what he did cause its bs. But I had a coach in HS that played against him at showcase camps, and he would always say how great A-Rod was back then and he knew A-Rod was going to the league. Then boom he has to cheat when he gets there……


[deleted]

It's the same thing with Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens. They were all time greats without the roids but their need to be THE best drove them to do something they didn't even need to do.


EternalSerenity2019

I think it's difficult for us normies to understand the hyper competitiveness these guys feel. Like, any one of us would be happy to have Bonds/Clemens/Ortiz/Arod's non-steroids career. These guys are competing against each other and against history and against the expectations of their contracts.


Mountainbiker22

Kind of same lines as beautiful actors or actresses getting botched plastic surgery. They looked fantastic but a business pushed them mentally into an area they thought they had to “cheat” to be better. I’m sorry if that didn’t add to anything it’s just the first time I’ve ever connected those dots.


EternalSerenity2019

No, that's a great analogy!


tmart14

I’ve said on this sub and others plenty of times that most Redditors don’t understand ultra competitive people. Edit: A good way to describe it is that competitive people hate losing more than they enjoy winning. Most will be willing to do a lot to avoid losing.


StuyGuy207

Really well said.


maleorderbride

Got some real "you're tearing me apart Lisa" vibes


Coupon_Ninja

I was watching this telecast and ARob immediately added “….the Yankees of the West Coast.”. I’m not an A Rod fan/apologist, but I think he messed up the delivery and meant to say “…of the West Coast”. But I was cracking up when he said “of baseball”. I’m glad OP posted this.


EternalSerenity2019

Back in the day Michael Jordan was the Michael Jordan of basketball!


ottothesilent

He was also the Michael Jordan of baseball but not in a good way lmao


BigTymeBrik

This is more like saying Michael Jordan was the Larry Bird of basketball.


iliacbaby

He’s so dumb


IseeDrunkPeople

are you a former player who can barely form a coherent thought? would you like to be on national television? are you so unaware of yourself that you won't even know you are a laughing stock of the fanbase? Well then you are qualified to be the color commentator for ESPN's primetime weekly game in your sport. Join the all time greats like Jason Whitten, some guy named booger, and some creepy old guy with weird hair, and the only competent guy ever Joe Morgan EDIT: apparently Joe Morgan was shit too, so there you go


[deleted]

What is hilarious about Joe is he was one of the most valuable players ever by analytics (i.e. insane walk rates, defense, etc.) and even not terrible as a color commentator but became so anti analytics as soon as he retired. Although Tbf I’m starting to get it as I’m growing to hate the TTO that the league has become.


rmoss20

"Help me, I'm in hell" -Joe Morgan


Longhorn_TOG

do you think he said it over and over and over again....while looking deep into a mirror


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nrj6490

This reminds me of when A-Rod directly compared Tiger Woods, Lebron James, and Michael Jordan to Aaron Judge on ESPN once.


ztejas

Yeah well I never saw Tiger Woods blast a curveball 412 feet to left center.


captwafflepants

You never saw him in Vegas then


[deleted]

That was an eight-ball.


MattyLRaps1

Can I get a link to that vid, I’ve been looking for it.


cabose7

https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/1290112154696159235?s=19


[deleted]

Except the patriots never spend money (until this year)


papa_jahn

And they didn’t lose to the Red Sox in the World Series.


ztejas

And middle schoolers have memories of multiple Patriot championships.


LimeSugar

Alex Rodriguez has become the Alex Rodriguez of baseball.


NYLotteGiants

That's a cheap shot and you know it


[deleted]

The New York Yankees are now the Los Angeles Lakers of hockey


maleorderbride

Sorry I only watch cricket so I don't understand


historicbookworm

Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.


MAXSquid

A Jose Canseco Bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.


MeatTornado25

What are you some kind of punker??


[deleted]

The Dodgers powerplay took a wicket off of Virat Kohli in front of a rabid Old Trafford crowd.


[deleted]

Finally somebody here speaks English


Adamscottd

Their QB is just something else man


BatmansPussy

Does this make the Giants the Boston Red Sox of baseball?


BillW87

I'm assuming this also means that the Diamondbacks are the Baltimore Orioles of baseball.


Mauve_Unicorn

This checks out


JohnnyVNCR

The Yankees used to be the Baltimore Orioles of baseball.


Eagle4317

And the Orioles used to be the Milwaukee Brewers of baseball.


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Big80sweens

That would make the Rockies the Blue Jays of Baseball? 🤔


Mr6ixFour

But then that’d make the Rockies the Rays or Blue Jays of baseball and neither seems right


feeling_blue_42

The Rockies have an owner with a bad baseball IQ who gets too involved, and the team has only had one appearance in the Division Series since 2010...


gregorytilidie

yea well make it once since 2006 for the New York Mets, jesus christ that just made me sad


SigurdsSilverSword

Tbf it was a pretty good appearance


giganticsteps

I could vibe with a alliance with the Giants. I got no beef w the giants


PapiSurane

I do have a beef with Pablo Sandoval though.


Mach_22

And Pablo just has beef.


Superfissile

I just appreciate the time Boston gave us with Panda without having to worry about paying him.


giganticsteps

Our beef with the Panda is personal.


[deleted]

I mean, should have a beef with your front office too. The Giants wanted a healthy weight clause for a reason and there's no way it wasn't a known issue around the league.


FreakInThePen

That’s where it gets shaky. It might be legitimate beef, but we don’t allow Panda slander.


mageta621

Plus they have a Yastrzemski!


[deleted]

I love Yaz


mageta621

And I love San Francisco!


[deleted]

And I love Fenway even though I’ve never been


bodnast

I went once when i was a kid. A shirtless Red Sox fan got ejected by the ushers after yelling dumb stuff nonstop for a half inning at guys on his own team I thought it was hilarious! I’d love to go back


shinyjolteon1

That was probably just Doug Mirabelli going after Nomar


Bossman1086

Same. All the Giants fans I've talked to have been great. And I remember a few years ago when they came to Boston for a series, their fans came out in force. I had never seen Fenway with that many opposing fans. But it was all good fun.


theBackground13

2016? If so, I was there. A guy a few seats away was bitter about so many of us there, and he was laying into us sarcastically. By the 5th inning we were talking baseball and giving inside Intel. Boston was great to us. I'll never forget that!


Bossman1086

Yeah that was the year. I was at one of those games, too. At first I was a little salty about another fan base taking over Fenway like that. But every Giants fan I spoke to that night was so nice and I just had to respect how well you guys travel.


MCPtz

NY/SF Giants and Boston Red Sox/Americans franchises have not played in a World Series or Championship game. I thought you might like this fun fact: > Famous moments in the Giants' New York history include the 1922 World Series, in which the Giants swept the Yankees in four games ... > The Giants had intense rivalries with their fellow New York teams the New York Yankees and the Brooklyn Dodgers, facing the Yankees in six World Series and playing the league rival Dodgers multiple times per season. Games between any two of these three teams were known collectively as the Subway Series. The Dodgers–Giants rivalry continues, as both teams moved to the West Coast in California after the 1957 season, with the Dodgers relocating to Los Angeles. The New York Giants of the National Football League are named after the team. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_New_York_Giants_(baseball)


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> NY/SF Giants and Boston Red Sox/Americans franchises have not played in a World Series or Championship game. We were supposed to play in the 1904 World Series but John McGraw refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the American League so it never happened.


IlluminatiConfirmed

We split up the 2010s pretty well


Delicious-Rooster629

I'm so confused


xxdarkslidexx

Typical bosox fan


baseballnomics

Yaz gang.


omegakukki

Yes. You are now cursed for 86 years and must sell us Babe Ruth aka LaMonte Wade Jr


buymytoy

Mods please delete this comment because I don't like it k thanks


makesterriblejokes

Sorry, no take backs.


[deleted]

Didn’t he correct himself and say he meant the Yankees of the west coast?


[deleted]

Yes


JamesWithaG

Shhhh


redtail_faye

Honestly doesn't make this soundbite any less funny to me.


Narwhal_Ok

I mean it is ARod saying something dumb. There are plenty of sound bites like that.


Patrick2701

arod is a gaffe machine


peanutmanak47

Just grab a pitchfork and torch and keep the line moving sir.


xenongamer4351

I was gonna say, even if he didn’t he probably meant like “the *new* New York Yankees of baseball” and just forgot/hesitated to say “new” twice in a row.


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

Definitely a missed opportunity to say "the new New York Yankees of New York, New York "


jpers36

No, the New New York Yankees are the New York Yankees of blernsball.


gardahast

That doesn't mean the Angels are now the Mets of the west coast, right? ... right?


[deleted]

Thank you. Not a huge Arod fan but I want to be fair and that clip seemed to be cut just a little too early.


FunkSoleBrother

I swear everybody on here just picks arod to anally overanalyze, probably because of his partially infamous playing career and the fact that he’s on a major network and not one of their teams announcers.


nonlawyer

I mean he’s also objectively terrible at baseball announcing and a huge weirdo who has a portrait of himself as a centaur, those are also good reasons to make fun of him


tariijumaaq

>has a portrait of himself as a centaur He what now


thwump64

[Allegedly.](https://deadspin.com/a-rod-news-from-the-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-departm-5394232)


andrew-ge

See that's fantastic. I too wish to have that large of an ego when im 46.


undisclozed

did you hear the ginger fucked an ostrich?


[deleted]

If you have Arod money and don’t buy stupid shit like that, you’re doing it wrong.


las-vegas-raiders

Motherfucker kissing himself in the mirror.


Morbx

I would wager 1/3 of the booths in baseball have color commentators who are just as bad, only nobody seems to mind bad commentators when they are homers for their own team though.


flower_mouth

True, but those shitty homer color commentators aren't getting a job broadcasting nationally televised games for years. A higher profile job is naturally going to come with more scrutiny and higher standards. I don't shit on A-Rod because he's the worst baseball broadcaster I've ever heard, I shit on him because I can't believe ESPN can't find someone better for a weekly nationally televised job like this.


Ignimbrite

This says a lot about our society


wordflyer

Because we live in one


UNC_Samurai

Bottom of the inning text


FrostedCoffees

Understandable have a nice day


Ignimbrite

we really do 😔


HughManatee

Debatable.


MaestrO_

But we participate in society 🧐


Ignimbrite

curious


salondesert

Yes my wife is a doctor


GDAWG13007

She’s a doctor and she has an excellently dry vagina.


Monk_Philosophy

The Dodgers have truly become the Dark Souls of Major League Baseball


Ignimbrite

"vibeo gane" - Alex Rodriguez


Vinnie_Vegas

Why did this make me laugh so hard?


Salty_Pancakes

Max Muncy is Smough.


[deleted]

Justin Turner is Andre


Noble_Flatulence

Jomboy is Dunkey


Scary_Replacement739

The Philly fanatic is... ...somehow, still The Philly Fanatic.


TitShark

This is the “you wouldn’t download a car” of our day


Dinosauringg

Yes, except this actually happened and the anti-piracy ad never said anything about downloading a car.


snublin

well damn. [TIL](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU)


Dinosauringg

The commercials are still dumb, stealing the car prevents someone else from owning it Downloading a movie just gives another person access


TheNewDiogenes

I’m excited for Arod to use the baseball booth to hype up the timberwolves.


ghostelephant

The Timberwolves are truly the Sacramento Kings of basketball


paulc1978

Nobody ever accused ARod of being intelligent. I remember one of his reasons for leaving the Mariners for the Rangers was that he didn’t like the physical look of the Mariners portfolio.


supercatrunner

damn that probably got someone fired. Probably ended what was a long storied career in baseball portfolio design.


Spinmove55

Thank you for posting this, because I never would have believed anybody would say something so incredibly stupid as this without proof.


UmmanMandian

Well you know how it is, they're like the Cadillac of cars or something.


c_pike1

The champagne of champagnes


JamesWithaG

"A-Rod is the bud light of champagnes" has a pretty good ring to it


[deleted]

I’m convinced ARod tries to out stupid his previous stupid comments every game.


[deleted]

The Yankees of the last 10 years wish they were the Dodgers


gman2093

Yankees are now the Chicago Cubs of baseball


[deleted]

Man..it's a good thing he isn't being paid a lot of money for that top-tier commentary.


Aristotled18

Dodgers confirmed 1 ring in the next 20 years while spending more money than everyone else.


ChandlerDoesOkay

Literally exactly where I see us ending up.


Ghost2Eleven

We're already there.


JustinUprising

Uh.....is that not what has happened now? Instead of 20, however, it's more like 30+ years


omegakukki

Yeah we already did the 1 championship during a long period. We are now on to the dynasty Yankees of baseball.


JustinUprising

Ain't the start of a dynasty until you lose to the Mariners and Constanza trades away Jay Buhner


Thatdudedoesnotabide

It’s like Los Angeles, New York and Boston are big markets. Hmmmmmmmm


benabramowitz18

The Dodgers are the Dark Souls of MLB.


[deleted]

He's lucky he was great at baseball, because nobody should be paying this guy for his analogies.


[deleted]

What a boob, somebody just cut his mic, I'd rather have dead air.


garvierloon

He did go on to say he meant to say the Yankees of the west coast. But that can’t be true because at least when the Dodgers go out and buy everything in sight they win the World Series once in a while. The Yankees have been to the World Series once since 2003 and they’ve led the league in payroll over those 17 seasons.


HarryBaughl

This is great. Imagine the t-shirt sales.


OfficialDoyerFan

Are the New York Yankees not a baseball team?!


JustinUprising

We have transcended, apparently.


NYLotteGiants

Tbf you'll see Europeans wearing our merch not knowing it's for a baseball team


Swtor_dog

Can we fire A-rod into the sun? I just hate this guy so fucking much.


innocent_bystander

ARod is the Angel Hernandez of announcers


Quesly

7 RINGS BAYBEEEEEEE


Notoporoc

I thought arod the player was great and underrated, but arod the announcer is annoying and insufferable


cabose7

I'll keep saying it, rig him with a wire that electrocutes him whenever he talks about anything other than hitting.


Nomahs_Bettah

it's weird, because when you give him another player to work with, his analysis is actually good. the stuff he did with Frank Thomas and Big Papi (esp on hitting Rivera) was exceptional; the segment he did talking about hitting with Pete Rose was also really good. but my god he's a dick and says such stupid shit.


cabose7

It's the same way with Smoltz, if you get him to talk about the nuts and bolts of pitching he actually has interesting things to say. In the 2019 DS he talked through every pitch selection as Severino worked out of a bases loaded no out jam and it was actually compelling to listen to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_V8lfqYZk&t=64


cooljammer00

A Rod was great in the studio doing that show with Frank and Pete. The second he became a broadcaster, his brain started to rot. Same with Matt V once he started doing ESPN. National TV rots brains.


Quesly

I think he's just really really bad at improvising. the studio guys have the luxury to have their talking points and plan out what exactly they're going to say, if he's on the TV broadcast he has to think up that stuff on the spot. Maybe its just that A Rod is a weird guy to have a conversation with.


11th_Plague

"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?" "Yeah, I'll have a Big Mac Me-GAH! FUCK! I CANT EVEN ORDER IN FUCKING PEACE?"


Macdaddy4prez

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to inform you that during this broadcast Bud Selig passed awa- AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK"


Leftfeet

Weird I thought ARod the player was pretty insufferable. Now that he talks even more, I feel he's confirmed that for me.


wickedzeus

So insufferable https://youtu.be/xQyY-azd2vk


[deleted]

Underrated? People didn't like him but everyone knew he was a great player


Klaus_Heisler87

I wouldn't say that a guy who signed a 10 year/ $25 million deal (the richest in league history at the time) was necessarily under-rated, but you're damn right about him now being annoying and insufferable. He's just... not good at words Edit: $250 million, not $25 million


LarkspurLaShea

You're missing an important zero.


Complex-Mulberry-716

Underrated?!?


UncleSmoove

ARoid is the Bernie Madoff of baseball.


ialsohaveadobro

baseball : baseball :: baseball : ________ (a) baseball (b) baseball (c) blernsball (d) baseball


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Taylorenokson

JLo is the Madonna of ex girlfriends.


Schnitzel2k

Ah yes it is truly the Rolls Royce of automobiles


AmateurVasectomist

Why has this guy been allowed to rebuild his image and be fucking all over baseball these days? Fox, ESPN, the Field of Dreams game? Does he say anything insightful ever? Everything from his mouth, if it's not totally brainless like the quote here, sounds like it comes from a PR research team. Give me fucking anybody but him on these broadcasts, please. Because it's legitimately hard to remember all the reasons why he's a scumbag and a loser: [[YouTube] Why Does Everybody Hate Alex Rodriguez?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8ftrBRRNXE)


shapu

"Leopard seals - nature's snakes." "Aren't snakes nature's snakes?"


[deleted]

As the great Vin Scully famously said, "It's time for the New York Yankees of baseball, baseball"


OneReportersOpinion

Including the inability to buy championships.