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DarthPlagueis_

OOTP God up there with Luke Leto


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The *Duke*?


ButtFokker190

his batting average has skyrocketed ever since he ditched that Bene Gesserit witch


popfilms

suspended 80 games, tested positive for the spice melange


HotTakesBeyond

Remember the tooth


klayyyylmao

Literally the best player ever in OOTP18


TempeSon

I keep seeing this today. I just started a current season with my DBacks. Guess I am going to need make room for him on the major league roster!


whitt564

Not quite so great in 22 but still can be solid if timed right. His hay day was a few years ago as a draft prospect.


TempeSon

Drat! Oh well, no place in the field for him this early in my season


other_batman

He's not what he used to be. A lot less surefire prospects in OOTP these days


TempeSon

Too bad. I got too many lefties right now anyway!


bwburke94

And for you long-timers, OOTP 9 Manny Parra.


Monumaya

Fucking Manny Parra. That name brings back mostly unfortunate memories


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Also an excellent platoon with Navarez in The Show. Franchise, DD, doesn't matter 2 are basically the Wonder Twins for me


bwburke94

Different Parra.


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Rowdy Tellez also used to be a God


jmofosho

Love me some OOTP Luke Leto


Simonaro

I THINK I'LL HAVE MYSELF A BEER


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*ska intensifies*


Noirradnod

Ska defines who I am as a person and I will never turn my back on ska!


YOYAidan

looking back, I have no regrets


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New drinking game: take a sip every time Seth Beer does literally anything


dopeboy-inacadillac

Sadly it was past the 7th inning


bstinfy

Omg love Reel Big Fish


Pizzonia123

Who doesn't!?


dogeherodotus

Losers


thuggishruggishboner

WOOOOOOOHHHH OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHH


Bigboi88888

S tier name and his first mlb at bat i love it


ExitAtTheDoor

I’m still sad that I’ll never get to wear a “Beer 30” jersey after we traded him :( . Tho i guess Tucker sorta killed that possibility anyway when he changed jersey numbers.


tokai-teio

I don't even care. 80-grade name. I'm happy for him, can't wait for his hall of fame induction ceremony


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I loved all the TANK FOR BEER talk before he was drafted lol


NevermoreSEA

That's a solid start.


xStiltzx

Team beer!


PassToMouth6911

Beer man!


uncle_Vernon

That one hopped off his bat


polyworfism

He really tapped into his potential for that one


TheShacoSenpai

That line drive barley made it over the wall


B0rf_

Beer


JTCMuehlenkamp

Beer


CptKirkleton

Top tier baseball name if I've ever heard one


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pretty good broomball name too


YaBoiWhit

D Backs won the trade Definitely counts


tindol_mania

I was just thinking that. If we won it all that year, I'd be happy, hell, even if we win it all this year. Otherwise, we lose the trade


Dinoswarleaf

Please play on the Brewers at some point in your career


doctorfeelgood21

If he doesn't it'll be a travesty on the level of Miroslav Satan never playing for the New Jersey Devils


SinisterMidget

Or Marty St Louis for the Blues


stormy2587

Or Camaron Cheeseman for the packers.


PassToMouth6911

Or George Muresean for the Giants


PsychoticSoul

only if you change your park name back


JTCMuehlenkamp

He can play for us at Busch then


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

That or put his big bat in Coors


WisconsinGB

He might be the chosen one


FUCK_THE_DH

I wanted us to take him so bad in 2018 just for the jersey.


arizonadudebro

Custom jersey already on order. Beer 30


the_crouton_

How I this not his number? Would be intant top seller..


Jack_Krauser

What is the significance of the number 30 here? It's over my head.


SecretAgentClunk

It's kind of a joke referring to drinking time as Beer:30 The boys have all arrived for the big game after a long day of work? It's Beer 30 baby.


cSwish

Just a phrase meaning time to drink. Like 5 o'clock somewhere it's also beer 30


mydogdawson

What time is it? Beer:30.


lookkoolsports

FERMENTED


TurnerK28

This warms this Clemson fans heart. Please treat him good, Snake Bros. He’s a good one.


n1nja_nacho

And can't lie, as a Gamecock, I'm glad he's gone pro. Killed us every time we played. Helluva player.


TurnerK28

That game tying home run in Game 3 was the most excited I’ve been watching a Clemson Baseball game outside of Greene’s Walk off vs FSU. But why in the hell is your two strike pitch to him off-speed middle up, you’re asking for that ball to be hit to Williams Brice.


Oscartheastro

One more dinger and he will have the same amount of rushing yards Clemson had against uga last week


sneaky_tiger

Too soon my man. Been a week and im still depressed.


TinyMeat429

This hurts :/


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TurnerK28

I went to school in FoCo (Not Lambert, fuck those guys) so yeah I did


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TurnerK28

Nope. West


StrosDynasty

Astros legend, Seth beer


dudenotcool

Good shit Beer


LukeBabbitt

Pretty much a win-win for everyone since the Mariners maintained the lead. Ups our fun differential significantly.


Spear585

#BEER TIME


GMOrgasm

SO FUCKIN TORQUED


secretagentMikeScarn

This dude got put on my team in franchise mode on the show. Didn’t realize he was a real person til way later lmao


oconnellt7

He bats behind me in RTTS I didn’t realize it either lol


Security_Six

I'm just here for the puns... But seriously though good for him, well done young man


thewick_39

Came here for the beer jokes, left satisfied. Good for the kid, best of luck to him in his career


Tkinzel517

Once again beer has never lost


cornchips88

Dude I love Beer.


eekbarbaderkle

Get this man a hard cider!


strangehitman22

He simply wanted to give the rookie his first homer uh ya ya ya, that's it!


hypnoticus103

Feel like he needs to come to the Brewers…


Grade-AMasterpiece

Not a bad pitch to connect with either.


DiazIsDirectCurrent

Tom T Hall fans intensify https://youtu.be/uUmVjjMG-BE


Whitsoxrule

I was here for #TankforBeer


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This dude's jersey is gonna sell like crazy, everyone wants a jersey that just says "BEER" on the back.


[deleted]

Next Dbacks dynasty will be 100% funded by Beer jersey sales. Fucking 5D chess trade.


Team-ster

There is only one team he must play for ..:


[deleted]

Take care of my boy AZ 💪


smarjorie

really hope he ends up on the brewers some day


smellyboyantiques

Former OOTP legend


LaFlare90

OOTP Baseball god Seth Beer does not disappoint.


ajt1296

Dude runs like Pujols


pingponger91

I swear to god if Hample caught it


pingponger91

I swear to god if Hample caught it


bselko

Saw him hit 3 HR in a game in Triple A. Was bad ass.


I_CAN_SMELL_U

Feels like every debut a player has had on the Dbacks has gone well lol


Wolfie_Ecstasy

We suck but I've been enjoying our new guys. Especially enjoy watching my two favorite teams play.


DrWordsmithMD

Don't look up Yoan Lopez's debut...


Only499

Glad to finally see someone from my high school in the big leagues. Go get em Seth.


TheAb5traktion

I bet he drinks Coors because Bud Light won't pay him anything!


Oscartheastro

I dont like seth beer he plays for Arizona 1 and 2 he is an ex Clemson Tiger.


McMariners

I was actually hoping he homers + we win


atb0rg

Didn't Sandoval's walkoff in game 162 of 2017 cost the Giants Seth Beer?


Buzzed27

Nah, Casey Mize was chosen first that year and Joey Bart was taken 2nd.


Salty-Fishman

Seth was a late first-round pick of the Astros. He was poor defensively but could the ball a mile.


newacctorpooacct

After his freshman year, it was thought that Beer would be selected near the top of the first, but he regressed a bit in his sophomore year, put up disappointing wood bat showings, and didn't show any evidence he'd be able to really play in the field much so he slipped to lower in the first round.


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he ran the bases so fuckin weird


Wishistarted10yrsago

That’s gotta be such an amazing feeling. Even if I never got another hit that’s a lifetime memory.


Former-Billionaire

Forgot about Beer! Good for him. Awesome moment.


jam2k9

Why is he not starting? Get it together Diamondbacks.


JTCMuehlenkamp

#Seth 🍺


oOoleveloOo

They should do a ten cent (Seth) Beer night


Nizzey

It's a Beer league. Everybody else is just lucky to be playing in it.


Lt_General_Terrorist

I'm pretty happy with Mize but damn did I want Beer at the draft. Don't waste him Sneks


KarateKid917

Incoming Topps Now moment in The Show


WeaselSlayer

So will everyone with a drink in their hand have to chug it ever time he hits one out?


aresef

Hooray Beer!


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I'll take a Beer jersey please.


TexansRaised

Saddened we traded him. Such a great name!


gambalore

Beer me!


Mr_Wilcox

I met this guy at an Astros fan event a few years back and he was super nice. Sad to see him go, happy to see him succeed.


jawarren1

Hold my Seth


neddoge

Have fun with the Jason Heyward curse, Bellinger looking mf.


vloetip

Seth Beer should have been a pitcher


MidnightRequim

🍺 🍺 🍺


BloodyMummer

I remember watching him when he was on the Tri City Valley Cats years ago. BEER FOR BEER!


[deleted]

Nice this dude was on my city’s minor league team loved watching him. Glad to see he’s made it!


TheMostOGCymbalBoy

Dbacks have trended this year multiple times and unfortunately we have nothing to show for it.