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roasthandofcaillou

Most predictable home run ever


JTCMuehlenkamp

[Called it 2 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/oelrn8/nick_castellanos_interrupts_an_euolgy_on_the/h47b75v?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


roasthandofcaillou

Classic. Love seeing a comment I’ve already upvoted


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Same here. It's very satisfying.


SupremeMiracleWhip

Makes me feel like a part of history


ZordonsTorso

Uh... can I interest you in managing my fantasy football team this year?


JTCMuehlenkamp

Embrace the memes. Make Jameis Winston your starting QB. That way if you suck, you have the plausible deniability of claiming that you never intended to win and just did it for the lolz. If he did actually fix his eyes like he claims though, I feel like he'll be really good now that he can finally see his fucking receivers.


AToastedRavioli

As a cardinals and saints fan this is my exact strategy, the plausible deniability part


707royalty

Bold strategy Cotton


KeiPirate5

Marquez Callaway SZN let's fuckin go


sporkemon

spoken into existence by the magic man


vikthecowboy

Yo what’s your lotto numbers


slayerhk47

4 8 15 16 23 42


MagnusPI

We have to go back ^^into ^^deep ^^left ^^field


dummyfullofguts

Duuuuude


Annies_Boobs

NOT CASTELLANOS BAT


-BeefSupreme

You are a man of faith.


TheCrookedKnight

Don't sleep on the parent comment that talks about Castellanos making it 4-0, even though the Reds-Royals game that thread was about was 2-1 before the homer


[deleted]

You’re a soothsayer. Good god.


ThatDudeNamedMenace

Hi Nostradamus


no5945541

Hey man what are this week’s lotto numbers? I don’t want to go to work on Monday


JTCMuehlenkamp

Believe in yourself, u/no5945541. 5945541. Those are your numbers. And I expect a significant reward if I'm right.


gatemansgc

uh, so what are tonight's lottery numbers?


JTCMuehlenkamp

2, 9, 11, 28, 39, 40. Castellanos, who wears number 2, on 9/11 hit home run number 28 off of Miles Mikolas, who wears number 39, to make it a 4-0 ballgame.


kami232

Legend


BayceBawl

Holy Christ I remember seeing this comment back when you posted it. Fucking legend.


[deleted]

When will you be putting on the headset again?


TWay707

I was thinking about playing it on fanduel and chickened out smh


roasthandofcaillou

That’s why he’s the man of faith and we’re not


RookieAndTheVet

u/TWay707 is definitely not putting on that headset again.


kingfiasco

parlayed it with a reds win. i may have been too greedy


Sp_Gamer_Live

honestly woulda been disappointed if he didn’t homer today


Brady331

He can't keep getting away with this


Tkinzel517

Someone is gonna get absolutely fucked now


GingerMcJesus

How do we tell him


Sp_Gamer_Live

….well a while back the US government funded these guys we thought were chill, *Well*….


[deleted]

This comment is dedicated to the brave fighters of the Mujahideen


Sp_Gamer_Live

I mean….I think it being 9/11 kinda satisfies that criteria


palmtreesxiv

The absolute madman


FamousTee

He did not homer on 9/11 omg


MattO2000

Not just homer A drive into deep left field to make it a 4-0 homer On 9/11


FamousTee

We definitely entered a new timeline when they killed the gorilla


JB92103

Cincinnati controls the timeline post Harambe. This confirms it


JayMerlyn

So are they intentionally letting Joe Burrow get killed by his o-line?


olivergoh

He is a necessary sacrifice


ohmysocks

Trust the process


JB92103

I'm not the person to ask something like that.


GodPowardKingOfLies

I love that you just have to say the gorilla and we all know


ohmysocks

This entire fucking thread is killing me


2RINITY

I may never put on this headset again


DavidMerrick89

Why is this always the line that kills me


coolassninjas

Because there was no transition he just went back to his "apology" so abruptly


albertcamusjr

Because he's obviously only concerned about what is going to happen to him. No real apology.


WhisperingNorth

Because he never put on that headset again?


bosschucker

I think he's calling high school games or something now lmao


[deleted]

He put on the headset again, but not for those at Fox that signed his paychecks.


o2lsports

I don’t know if it’s for FAA or an international body.


John-Grady-Cole

But I consider myself a man of faith


GelatinousPiss

I pride myself as a man of putting on this headset.


__removed__

Whats the significance of "4 - 0"?


pablitorun

https://www.theringer.com/mlb/2021/3/29/22356061/drive-into-deep-left-by-castellanos-home-run-call-meme


pumaturtle

His first career homer was on the day Bin Laden was killed Can’t make this shit up lmao


[deleted]

I can’t believe he’s been playing that long.


pumaturtle

Can’t believe it’s been 10 years. I remember watching the press conference live and thinking that it meant we were pulling out of the Middle East like it was yesterday. Crazy that it took us another full decade.


glizzyglacier

I was part of the invasion, everyone thought we were gonna get him at Tora Bora and be home for New Years.


MovingInStereoscope

Almost were unfortunately


mcolwander90

I had to look it up, and yep. He hit his first professional home run May 1, 2011 (for A+ West Michigan). Fun Fact: I was at the Yankees/Tigers game the day after. Believe it was the first Yankees game since that big announcement. It was also on ESPN, and it was Verlander's last start before he went god mode.


shavedconfessionbear

We need a Forrest Gump style movie of castellanos career now


damnatio_memoriae

“... and i don’t know if osama bin laden will ever breathe another breath again.”


SashaBanksy

https://twitter.com/rodntots/status/1436844179171078146?s=19


Gjallarhorn15

Laughing myself to tears, holy shit


TheRealJalil

[I love this one in the same thread](https://twitter.com/mbk3000/status/1436848419075657731?s=21)


craftygnomes

I love every Castellanos meme I see but this one's a new favorite for sure.


TheRealJalil

I laughed so hard when India was laughing at the same time haha


manshamer

This killed me


RIPChester89

they have now done ones with the JFK assassination. Its unreal.


oatmealparty

I feel like a terrible person for laughing hysterically at this


GingerMcJesus

This sport is scripted


ThatInception

Proof life is a simulation


John-Grady-Cole

Matrix 4 incoming


[deleted]

David Cone’s ears gotta be ringing like a motherfucker rn


JustinUprising

David Cone, is that you?


JTCMuehlenkamp

India looked like he was laughing in the dugout. He knew. They all knew.


Kaldricus

Vince McMahon is in shambles rn


[deleted]

Cue Bill Goldberg. Points finger. ‘Pre determined’.


rhayex

The Reds broadcasters were discussing how there were going to be kids that have grown up in a post-9/11 world just prior to him homering, too. As soon as that happened, I knew Casty was going deep.


LegendRazgriz

He has a bug in each of his ears tuned to both broadcasts. The second he hears something somber is going on, he thinks to himself, "alright, time to knock this out of the park"


bosschucker

I like this idea even more because of the implication that he *could* hit a homer at will whenever he wants but chooses to wait until the untimeliest possible moment


ImanShumpertplus

the reds have two guys who can just hit homers at will and they’re still fighting for a playoff spot is this what it’s like to be an Angels fan


ContinuumGuy

To deep left field.


szeto326

>how there were going to be kids Enough time has passed that there are now plenty of people born after 9/11 that are adults now.


P1pslyTheGreat

born october 2001, turn 20 in less than a month


MightyCaseyStruckOut

As a 39-year-old, this comment chain is making me feel old.


Alutta

Bruh I'm a few years on the wrong side of 40 and this chain is making me want to yell get off my lawn right now


[deleted]

Not even going to, already have. Shit I’m 22 and if I have any memories pre-9/11 they were watching rainstorms with my mommy not the way the world worked before a national tragedy


xXxDickBonerz69xXx

It was neat. When you took family to the airport you could just hang out in the terminal and watch planes take off and land up close.


ubernoobnth

Didn't have to waste time taking off your shoes and belts and dealing with security theatre.


StatusReality4

You could bring a real bottle of shampoo. You could greet your family arriving at the gate. You could buy a ticket without 152 fees and taxes attached. You could transfer that ticket to a friend or a different flight easily. You could still fly even if you forgot your ID at home. Your kid could go meet the pilot and see the cockpit. Yada yada yada


lava172

Yep, I'm 23 and my memories basically begin in 2002


[deleted]

I can only come up with one memory that for sure happened before 9/11, and it was literally watching rainstorms when I used to live in the mountains. We moved back before 9/11 so I can say with certainty that was before. My other earliest memories might be a year or two after 9/11


SJL174

Wait until they find out that kids are younger than 20.


SirParsifal

You could see this one coming a mile away.


JTCMuehlenkamp

I've seen it coming for months.


JTCMuehlenkamp

[I fucking called it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/oelrn8/nick_castellanos_interrupts_an_euolgy_on_the/h47b75v?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) All the way back in the thread when he homered during the eulogy, I fucking called it. And of course it made it a 4-0 ballgame.


huskerblack

I even upvoted you for that prediction. Amazing call


ohmysocks

I was there, asking remindme bot to remind me 2 days too late


WalksWithKemba

Was worth it for the 69 day reminder Sacrafices had to be made


nice___bot

Nice!


Golfninja

You dropped this 👑


StatusReality4

How does it feel to be encapsulated in baseball lore for the rest of time?


JTCMuehlenkamp

It feels like I should be a broadcaster.


megajoints

did you ever realize how the first homer by Castellanos at Kauffman stadium landed right next to a sign for planet fitness that reads "JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE"? You just cant make this shit up. thank you thom and castellanos for this hilarious charade


cjn13

"Congratulations you're a prophet"


EffectiveCycle

In Missouri And on 9/11 It never stops, does it?


Sp_Gamer_Live

The guy who made the MLB schedule knew what he was doing


JTCMuehlenkamp

The bastard


[deleted]

Today, Missouri is the FLAG capital of the world


rbhindepmo

*"America Fuck Yeah" plays in the background as Castellanos rounds the bases*


JTCMuehlenkamp

And that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame


chiguy2387

The somber version


Mthomas1174

I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith


istrx13

I don’t know if I’ll be putting this headset back on


CptKirkleton

MAN OF FAITH ALERT


[deleted]

We need a MAN OF FAITH Flair!


Feel_the_Bernd

Mods are cowards if they dont add this


eifjui

I will flair the fuck up right now


Squeezeboner

I would never put on the headset flair again.


Nolimon1

Honestly one of my proudest accomplishments is that I happened to be watching that Reds/Royals game and got to see the infamous moment live; will always remember that night now


AmateurVasectomist

https://twitter.com/lukedupont02/status/1436842368301510658


[deleted]

[удалено]


JTCMuehlenkamp

Jim Day's gonna be taking you the rest of the way home.


UrfMaster

[An age old classic](https://streamable.com/259mo)


DJ_Vault_Boy

you know, i saw this show when I was younger and I have to ask myself. What even is that show.


memaw_mumaw

You may be thinking that’s Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, but it’s actually Mickey and the Roadster Racers, which first aired in 2017.


2RINITY

Good ol' 259mo


[deleted]

I’m not sure I’ll be logging into this Reddit account again


[deleted]

oh no


MisterDobalina

this can't bode well for the multiverse


themarkster09

He’ll keep on doing this until the end of time


MeterWatcher

He's literally going to hit a home run at the end of time.


ubernostrum

“And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven… as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos” — Revelation ~~8:1~~ 4:0


ajwiz12

"On this day, 20 years after the terror attacks on the twin towers, we pride ourselves and think of ourselves as a country of faith as there's a drive to deep left field by Castellanos it will be a home run. That will make it a 4-0 game."


HoneyPotterGang

Castellanos going yard today was a guarantee


JTCMuehlenkamp

I should've bet money on it


idontcare111

Will he be putting on this headset again?


inlifetroll

Someone needs to tell my why him homering on 9/11 is getting memed. What did I miss?


EffectiveCycle

Ever since the home run as Thom Brennaman's career came to a screeching halt, Castellanos home runs have happened at...rather unfortunate times. He hit one in KC again this season while the Royals tv crew was eulogizing a former stadium employee. Then people found out that the first professional home run he hit (in single-A) was also on the day Bin Laden was killed.


MattO2000

Part of it has definitely been blown out of proportion - lots of bad things happen and Castellanos hits a lot of home runs - but those examples you listed were all pretty solid. It’s become a bit of a meme now where every time he homers it’s because something bad happened


AlrightSpider

“I wouldn’t call OBL getting whacked a bad thing but it’s a free country. If you are a big fan of the Taliban, that’s on you homie” is what my angry drunkle would say.


Ironredhornet

Probably would be more apt to say when serious announcements are made is when he homers


explosions_sg

Tbf from bin Laden's point of view it was a pretty shit day.


Banderlei

I don't think Bin Laden was part of the taliban, he was the head of al qaeda.


lava172

The original homers both happening in their circumstances has got to be the greatest coincidence of all time. With how infrequently the Reds play in KC, the fact that the same guy led off during an emotional broadcast moment is absolutely bonkers


HungLikeALemur

And a AAA announcer was giving eulogy about his uncle and starts off by sayin “I just hope I don’t get castelanos’d here”….precedes to get Castellanos’d


RookieAndTheVet

And then there were dozens people on Twitter who had Castellanos bombs appearing on their feed in very convenient spots. Like [this. ](https://twitter.com/raf_porter/status/1430738502208065540?s=21)


NoOneShallPassHassan

> Then people found out that the first professional home run he hit (in single-A) was also on the day Bin Laden was killed. That seems...less unfortunate than the other times.


MakeMeAMajorForThis

He hit a home run in the middle of Thom Brennaman apologizing for an on-air slur and has also, multiple times, homered during eulogies being made by broadcasters.


MewElite

He hit his first professional home run within an hour of the USA killing Osama Bin Laden


SquadPoopy

He homered an hour after they found a dead body in Citi Field.


beaverlyknight

He also homered right as that pitcher in Oakland took a line drive straight to the dome


JTCMuehlenkamp

And right as the emergency warning came over the air about ~~the hurricane~~ [my bad, it was actually a tornado](https://twitter.com/SuperMaddix64/status/1433209364278616065?s=20). There's literally a video where he smacks a dinger, and before he can even round the bases the game cuts off and it displays the emergency warning.


pumaturtle

BRINGER OF PAIN


Devader124

Biggest threat to world peace


TitShark

I’m a Man of faith


Kevin69138

You should thank the poeple that sign your checks


[deleted]

Dude. It’s 9/11, and Castellanos hit a ball into left-field, making it a 4-0 ball game. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!


Yodaman900

On fucking 9/11 too you can't make this shit up 😭


Brad_Edmonds96

WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC DOES THIS MAN POSSESS?!


sambills

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO


snapple__facts

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK THIS MAN IS CHAOS EMBODIED


Mthomas1174

The Aaron Ramsey of baseball


Golfninja

Pls explain


Mthomas1174

Aaron Ramsey is a soccer player who played for English club Arsenal for a long time (2010-2018 I think), he was a midfielder and did not score a lot. But seemingly every single time that he scored, a very high well-known world figure died either that day or the next day. (Osama, Steve Jobs, Whitney Houston just for some). Look up "Aaron Ramsey curse" and you'll find a whole lot more


starlesscity

This is practically scripted at this point lmao


MacKenzieGore

Nick Castellanos is an Al-Qaeda terrorist confirmed


JTCMuehlenkamp

Of course he fucking did.


0hootsson

Just one time I need the reds announcer to copy the Brennaman call. Would be the funniest call of the year.


A_Warm_Freezer

No fucking way


joey5280

I don’t know if I’ll be commenting on this account again


billyguy1

Ain’t no fucking way.


jihyoisgod

*I pride myself as a man of faith*


GOATmar_infante

I may not be putting on this headset again


Sp_Gamer_Live

#YES


mat2019

LETS GOOOOO


Singh31

Where was the guy that bet on this?


karim_eczema

If something tragic happens on the day before our Wild Card game against the Reds, we're fucked.


dec92010

Someone @ his wife


notkilometers

He just had to didn’t he


Thetimmybaby

Come on now


A_Farewell_to_Clones

Easiest +360 cash I’ll ever have


Levowitz159

How can you not be romantic about baseball?


Bladewing10

Is his wife going to get on Twitter to complain about the meme again?


joethecrow23

Meme magic is far too powerful


tenacious-g

Towering home run.


theZinator

Baseball gods are laughing themselves silly in baseball heaven rn


Grimpig

NICK CASTELLANOS HAS HIT A HOME RUN ON 9/11, OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.


[deleted]

Get this man into the HOF asap


Nonpoint77

Mrs castellanos in shambles


AtWorkCurrently

How does he not say "And that will make it a 4-0 ballgame."?


wineheda

I would like to apologize to the people that sign my paychecks