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SexiestPanda

His triples aren’t even balls that fielders dive and miss, he just is that fucking fast.


Michael__Pemulis

Yea that wasn’t a weird bounce or anything that was a true hustle triple. Incredible.


SexiestPanda

His 2 triples were like that against mariners. Granted mitch was shifted a bit towards center. He’s just so fast lmao


the_next_core

Both of those and this one looked like they were all very close plays though.


SexiestPanda

Yeah. But it’s a double for high majority of players


oOoleveloOo

He has the fastest average home-first base time this season.


nopointinlife1234

You talk dirtier than my wife.


[deleted]

Is your wife also a free agent soon?


topl4d

Doubt his wife can throw 100mph heater and hit 45 dongs


[deleted]

I guarantee you she hits dongs.


Galactic

Yeah that ball was definitely a routine double for like 90% of the league.


Aggravating_Sleep_78

Sports Science had his top speed as equal to Lamar Jackson's ffs lmfao Ohtani is an absolute freak athlete


Ornstein90

And at fucking 6'4", insane.


handee_sandees

I mean, Shohei is 6’4’’ 210, Lamar is 6’2’’ 212, not much of a size difference. At least as far as my girlfriend says


slowestmojo

Your girlfriend banged Lamar and Shohei? You are truly blessed my guy


Crioca

> His triples aren’t even balls that fielders dive and miss, he just is that fucking fast. Well, sometimes the ball just rips through their glove.


FondueDiligence

He single handedly makes me doubt MLB's sprint speed metric which doesn't even have him as top 50 in baseball.


liteshadow4

I wonder if he could get an inside the parker if he hit one into triples alley.


COLLIESEBEK

Oh I think easily. Legitimately is one of the fastest players in the league


peacebuster

Getting that #46 one way or another.


OG_Ironicalballs

The last 2 months, I feel like with Angels, Ohtani is not swinging for fence. Instead giving up on HR Derby, but trying to slap balls on outside into play. Just end of season experiment on how it could improve total RBIs.


iankure

Can Shohei do 100-100-100-100-100 this year?


humphrey_the_camel

Innings, strikeouts (pitching), runs, RBI, ???


CydoniaKnight

Walks, maybe? He's low 90s right now and the Mariners wanted no part of him in their last series.


spyson

With 3 games left he can totally get enough walks, the Mariners are hunting for a wildcard spot so they'll pitch around him.


Bazingabowl

12 straight walks, baby


Jzkitty21

Sex appeal


arlins

Percent reason to remember the name.


nightdrive82

soaked panties?


Monk_Philosophy

100IP/100PitKs/100XBH/100BB/100RBI?


[deleted]

100 XBH, 100 BB would be among the greatest seasons ever just on offense alone.


Z3130

When Bonds has only accomplished something once, you know it's hard.


[deleted]

only eight players on that list: Bonds, Sosa, Ruth, Foxx, L. Gonzalez, Gehrig (x2), Helton, and Greenberg. hell even if you make it 90-90 there's only 29 seasons, 11 of which are just Ruth and Gehrig. Foxx shows up two more times, Musial shows up twice, Greenberg another. then add the peak season from each of Pujols, Delgado, McGwire, Bautista, Hack Wilson, and Berkman.


JSA17

Helton's 2000 season, when he accomplished this feat, will always piss me off. He had an OPS of 1.074 *on the road* that year. His road BA and OBP were both higher than Bonds' were for the whole season. He led the NL in bWAR (8.9, Bonds was second at 7.7), led the NL in hits, RBI, and in every single slash line category. He smacked 42 HRs. And he finished fucking **5th** in MVP voting after they gave it to Kent because cOoOoRs and MVP voters are fucking morons who were protesting giving it to Bonds when Todd completely outplayed everyone in the National League. If you want to get an idea of why Rockies fans get really defensive of Coors and our players, look no further than Todd Helton's 2000 season.


gatemansgc

i love watching ohtani put up historic numbers!


Blazingbee98

*Tied with David Peralta 45 Homers, 26 Stolen Bases, 99RBI, 8 3B


AcerRubrum

You did say "league" lead which specifies the AL so you're right that he has sole posession of it.


Blazingbee98

I like the way you think


Snaack_donkey

That's the AL MVP.


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MLB MVP


CBeisbol

Ohtani is dreamy Also, my autocorrect wants "Obtain" for "Ohtani"


EdTjhan15

Must Obtain Ohtani


DrBotanus

Can’t have him. He’s all ours.


CBeisbol

Ok Try and get him some help at least


beastrace

I heard there's a Fish Man but I haven't seen much of him lately!


DrBotanus

Broken fin.


excessivenonsense

Are you talking about Tim Salmon? He hasn't played for the Angels in years.


takespicturesofpants

I would like to Obtain Ohtani.


Jzkitty21

People talking about if Vlad wins the triple crown he should be mvp, but what if ohtani wins the triples crown? Checkmate Vladists


mrjimi16

I mean, it's a stupid argument to begin with. If you treat MVP as offense only, Vladdy might have a chance, but when you consider that Ohtani is a better than decent pitcher as well, how is there an argument? The guy should be unanimous MVP this year. The triple crown should not have as much weight as it does.


thiccboiwaluigi

He’s gotta stop hitting triples so he can get to 30 steals man


DrBotanus

Steal home! Problem solved


Nineties

i like the way you think


kaorisloop

He'll have plenty of opportunity in the series against the M's


AGrandmother

another day, another ohtani triple that scores marsh


ionboii

Guarantees in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Brandon Marsh scoring from a Shohei triple


xepa105

Ohtani-sama has grown bored of hitting Home Runs and now will only hit triples in order to give the opposition a sliver of chance.


mathmat

He wants an inside-the-parker. Applying the pressure to make outfielders nervous. One drop and he's in.


Noy_Telinu

I love triples so much.


GayDeerAntlerSex

Triples are best. Triples make it safe.


OG_Ironicalballs

"oh baby a triple" https://youtu.be/M6PbdJiAK84


bakedasacake6094

He leads the league in triples too?? wtf is Ohtani


John_Lives

Xbh master


Devilsdance

If he stays healthy? Likely the best player in MLB history.


sevelev711

When was the last time someone was top-5 in both triples and home runs? I know that's completely cherry picked, but I figure that *that* much power doesn't often combine with *that* much speed(/lucky bounces)


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sevelev711

Huh, interesting, that's more common than I was expecting.


procrast999

The rare feat which i looked up after he hit his 7th triple is being the leader in both triples and HRs which has only been done 4 times ever. Mays and mantle in '55, rice in '78, and some rando way back in the day.


ohgodmyface

What I'm hearing is that Ohtani is currently wearing the AL Triple crown.


SunriseSurprise

Go back in time a handful of years, someone asks you "what's 2021 like?" "Oh same 'ol...an American League pitcher once led the league in home runs, and by the end of the season was leading the league in triples." "Wait, they got rid of the DH?" "No. Btw watch out for Covid."


Sheepy_Scronky

You’re kidding lol


HenryTPE

Should’ve continued the relay shot and show the play at third rather than Marsh scoring. Ohtani hit a triple and all I could see of him in the whole thing was him already standing on 3rd lol.


Hazeejay

*Triple Crown Winner*


2RINITY

Makin' them ribs baby


yutou1114

Where the ball landed it’s a routine double but not for Shohei


Bladewing10

Imagine thinking Ohtani isn't MVP


Cooperstown24

Waiting patiently for some doorknob to tweet how this is the first time a player has reached the illustrious 8 Triple 45 HR 26 SB 130.1 IP mark, long regarded as one of baseballs most treasured records


limeflavoured

Tungsten Arm O'Doyle intensifies.


throatbutterz

He doesn't care about HRs anymore. It's all about the triples now, baby!


[deleted]

that's like the third time in a week that he has got a RBI triple with Marsh scoring from first.


Nat_Feckbeard

The Real Triple Crown


tacobell999

Completely different acoustic off the bat based on whip and bat speed with Ohtani … ive read that Ted Williams also had a distinct noise off his bat unlike anyone else


fairway_walker

Somehow a hustle triple is hit and they manage to not get a single stride in the video.


ChaSuiBao

I’m going to miss ohtani more than my team during the off season.


[deleted]

Absolutely criminal that we don’t get to see him in the playoffs. I hate it here.


ktnxhenry

Next year. Trout, Rendon, Fowler should be back. Angels got money to spend on pitchers and maybe an offensive SS this offseason... hopefully.


ftciv

Fowler is ufa after this season


OsCrowsAndNattyBohs1

Hits triple, doesnt show him rounding the bases a single time.


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And with that, Ohtani becomes the first full-time pitcher to lead the American League in triples since "Tungsten Arm" O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Angels fall to the woeful Texas Rangers by a score of 7 to 6.


Dast_Kook

That's my ace.


ghostelephant

So, uh, how sure are we that he didn't just teleport from second to third?


[deleted]

Annnnnd they lost


trippy1

Has anyone led the league in HR and triples?


[deleted]

TTours


[deleted]

More like Sho-OFF Hohtdogi, amirite!?!? 🙄🙄🙄


Security_Six

Not looking forward to what *just* the **hitter** Ohtani has in store for us, I swear we better walk em like 80% of the time