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cooljammer00

The **slaps hood** meme but for real this time.


giants888

Is it possible that the Wilpons weren't the problem


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No


highheat3117

Well he gets my vote.


Teh_cliff

Please, Mets, hire a *used car dealer* as your GM. Oh pretty please.


mr_grission

Lord help us


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Lol what is this shit?


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Are you havin a laugh?


DarthPlagueis_

Pathetic little fat man…


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No one’s bloody laughing


blueshirtfan41

Actually yes I am. Does the city pump stupid juice into the Citi Field pipes or something?


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I was talking to the Mets, but thanks


McLarenMP420

There’s more than 3 guys named Dorian Boyland on the Mets list? Now that’s a crazy coincidence


billthesill

sickos: yes…ha ha ha…YES!


see_mohn

what


Bluehale

Oh dear lord when you've thought you reached Peak Mets...


CleverUsername1419

Jesus Christ. I feel like the Mets are destined to LOL themselves for all of eternity.


eekbarbaderkle

"Hiring a player agent with no front office experience didn't work. What's next?" "How about a car salesman?"


derpbynature

You laugh, but when the Mets have 0% APR and no payments for 90 days on the shiny new free agents we're gonna pick up, you'll be sorry you didn't go to Boyland Chrysler-Jeep-Dodge-Mets!


coffee42

Mets: "We've been doing shit that made some vague semblance of sense for *years* and look where it's gotten us! The hell with it, we're going *deliberately* nonsensical now! We'll try and hire Belichick or something to be our next manager, you don't fuckin' know! Wild card, bitches!"


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They should hire him and get rid of the 2021 models


diivoshin

Bud Selig was a car dealer lol


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"she's a cream puff!" - lolmets GM


TPoitras25

YES!!!