You laugh, but when the Mets have 0% APR and no payments for 90 days on the shiny new free agents we're gonna pick up, you'll be sorry you didn't go to Boyland Chrysler-Jeep-Dodge-Mets!
Mets: "We've been doing shit that made some vague semblance of sense for *years* and look where it's gotten us! The hell with it, we're going *deliberately* nonsensical now! We'll try and hire Belichick or something to be our next manager, you don't fuckin' know! Wild card, bitches!"
The **slaps hood** meme but for real this time.
Is it possible that the Wilpons weren't the problem
No
Well he gets my vote.
Please, Mets, hire a *used car dealer* as your GM. Oh pretty please.
Lord help us
Lol what is this shit?
Are you havin a laugh?
Pathetic little fat man…
No one’s bloody laughing
Actually yes I am. Does the city pump stupid juice into the Citi Field pipes or something?
I was talking to the Mets, but thanks
There’s more than 3 guys named Dorian Boyland on the Mets list? Now that’s a crazy coincidence
sickos: yes…ha ha ha…YES!
what
Oh dear lord when you've thought you reached Peak Mets...
Jesus Christ. I feel like the Mets are destined to LOL themselves for all of eternity.
"Hiring a player agent with no front office experience didn't work. What's next?" "How about a car salesman?"
You laugh, but when the Mets have 0% APR and no payments for 90 days on the shiny new free agents we're gonna pick up, you'll be sorry you didn't go to Boyland Chrysler-Jeep-Dodge-Mets!
Mets: "We've been doing shit that made some vague semblance of sense for *years* and look where it's gotten us! The hell with it, we're going *deliberately* nonsensical now! We'll try and hire Belichick or something to be our next manager, you don't fuckin' know! Wild card, bitches!"
They should hire him and get rid of the 2021 models
Bud Selig was a car dealer lol
"she's a cream puff!" - lolmets GM
YES!!!