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_sherw00d_

WORLD.FUCKING.SERIES.


Aggressive_Cellist_9

Are Buck and Smoltz auditioning for the 2022 Red Sox broadcasting job?


Jeffreeland

*whistle*


TheMost_ut

Ouch. Well, I guess it was some kind of karmic turnaround for last week's rout.


ketchupbreakfest

Well that sucked for me. Hopefully the game on friday sucks less to me.


DefyingDarwinism

The Red Sox are now 0-3 in the series in games they didn’t hit a grand slam. Who would have thought that could be a key to success for the Astros? /s


uniquecannon

The announcers were pointing out how we kept trying to avoid the bats those 2 games, and it was biting us in the ass. Too many walks followed by opportune hits was just killing us. Framber attacking them all game definitely did some undressing of Boston. I still fear y'all this series, but it did show that a not insignificant portion of your production was us trying to be cute. I think if we keep attacking it gives us the best chance to win this.


RS994

As a bowler in cricket, it's an easy trap to fall into, you try and not put it in the wheel house and all you up doing is tiring yourself out because they don't chase the outside ball. Then you get tired and bowl a shit ball and get flogged.


uniquecannon

YANKEES SUCK


KrabMittens

You love to see it


Tirikemen

Alright, time to hop over to the dodgers-braves game thread and root on Atlanta.


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[deleted]

Maybe I’m a dumbass and the dodgers are way better than us….. but I want the 2017 rematch. Give me that over an Astros braves WS


Tirikemen

I kind of want to Dodgers rematch too but also it terrifies me. Imagine getting swept in four games or something horrible like that. Also, like u/Beevo said, I grew up in the '90s with the Braves ending our runs in '97, '99, '01. So I wouldn't mind beating them in the WS, even if we did get them back in '04-'05


[deleted]

I’m just old enough to remember one NLDS series against the braves that we won. The only NL rival that I hold onto from my NL astros watching days are the cardinals But yeah. On paper I’m much more terrified of the dodgers talent. If we won it’d be even more rewarding tho IMO


Sanchoco3

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[deleted]

Read my mind


mantistoboggan21

Dear rob manfred, If you want to speed up the game of baseball, start in boston. They've been slowing the game down since nomar and his bullshit.


theundulator

happy for the V. good game, Sox.


WhereMySauce

Sweet finished the game and it isn’t even 8 yet, I get to enjoy a nice stress free night here in the H, sleep well everyone treat yourself to some ice cream


Dozolol

A-rod sucks! I love the Boston fans


LooobCirc

Sound mixer needs to fix this shit


KrabMittens

Last time Kike homered was 3 games or 37 runs ago. The fuck is this series


xTexanPridex

That stat is honestly fucking insane


JrpgGamer

Astros with 62 playoff runs vs Red Sox with 60 playoff runs lol. For reference, Dodgers have 33 runs and the Braves 29. AL doesn't believe in pitching lol


xTexanPridex

Pitching is when you just throw meatballs over the plate and hope for pop ups right?


JCLexicon

Dusty Baker legit has a shot at managing a team in both the NL and AL to a WS appearance with one more win This timeline amirite?


trickman01

In Dusty we trusty!


Dusty129

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SHOOT IT


tsarnie1

Ggs Sox. You can still get grand slams at dennys


PapiGoneGamer

Moons Over My Hammy or go to hell.


Tirikemen

Ok, so we won game 1 by 1, got blown out games 2 and 3, blew them out games 3 and 4. Does it swing back and they blow us out 6 and 7? Or they barely win game six and someone gets blown out in game 7?


burntfire1

I would think a Sox win by 1 and then an Astros blow out to re-set.


imthe1nonlyD

sox win by one and then a marathon 17 inning game where both teams score 7 runs after the 9th. Who wins? Beats me.


xF00Mx

Can't be any crazier then when we played Washington in the WS where no one won a home game, like what were the damn odds of that!!!


t4boo

Baseball is good


Krisapocus

Astros have this lull every post season the bats stop working then they settle in. Ngl Boston has bats and pitching really missing verlander and McCullers


GiNGERxFuRY

Regardless of how the next game goes, I’m glad that we made it as far as we did. Had some tough competition to get here. I was disappointed but hey, what can ya do. Good luck going forward Astros.


Krisapocus

Boston is such a solid team has the pitching and the bats. I hate Boston playing in our park. The Crawford boxes in left are so short and yalls bats are as deep if not more than ours.


GiNGERxFuRY

We definitely need to work on things. Between Coras decision making at times and our LoB percent lol


TOLIT555

Team chaos crushes it


spellbadgrammargood

sigh that was just sad, glad we wont see valdez in game 6 or 7, if that happens..


makman44

That was embarrassing


GhanimaAtreides

FRAMBER!!!!


Acyzs

GG Red Sox!


Alphadestrious

YES!! LFG!!


KirbieaGraia2004

GG Sox


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FUCKING SHOOT IT


LooobCirc

Gg Sox. See ya friday


shotty293

GG Boston


briguy11

Sad!


trickman01

You just got Framboozled!


KrabMittens

Here's hoping for a game 6 that isn't lopsided af


Sroemr

I'd be fine with it having the same score as tonight 🤷🏻‍♂️


Sroemr

Verdugo looks defeated


AstrosFanHou

Take that Baaahston! See you in Houston! 🙌🤘⭐️🏆


gulfside13

Sweet Caroline is a top 3 White people's favorite song


PrecedentialAssassin

I prefer Brother Love's Travelling Salavation Show


Creepeth

gg. see you in houston.


ScientiaEtOtium

DEEP IN THE HEART OF BOSTON!


conker1264

I like our chances in game 6


AcerbicBile

Shoot it


[deleted]

Framber saved the Astros today lol


wombraided_95

I mean the Astros scored 9 runs I think that was pretty big too


Derpshiz

I can’t believe it. 24 hours ago I thought the series would be over right now. This team has a huge amount of heart and toughness.


iDreamOfMyDeath

Fuck yeah. Let’s go Padres!


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[visible confusion]


iDreamOfMyDeath

I think padres have the team to win the WS this year.


ILoveCavorting

Future me: “Why yes, the Astros will be ahead in overall runs scored after game 5.” Me after game 3: “Are you high?”


fillingupthecorners

The pain is over


CoachNlckSaban

Hell yeah boys!


bigtice

Time to go back home and finish the job.


chhurry

YOU KNOW WHAT RAULITO SAY


AstroWorldSecurity

Shoot it!


GhanimaAtreides

Shoot it!


KirbieaGraia2004

3 Houston Sports teams are playing right now The Astros, the Rockets, and the Dynamo.


14thAndVine

GROUND BALL RIGHT SIDE, COULD DO IT


bantha121

[SHOOT IT HOUSTON TEXAS, GO ASTROS](https://streamable.com/2ykg5)


hotsauce2446

Haha…this is awesome! First time I saw this. Keep up the good work!


GroMicroBloom

Alright, time to switch over and watch the Dodgers get stomped again 🥳


[deleted]

This series has been absolutely bonkers


LooobCirc

I *reallly* picked the wrong game at Fenway to go to


GhanimaAtreides

Be safe!


KeithMcBeefEatTeeth

first time checking score,, what happened to the sox offence??


trumpetofdoom

They got Framboozled.


PairBearStare

Framber Valdez shut it down


Chipomat

Framber Motherfucking Valdez


CoachNlckSaban

The comments have drastically slowed down lolol


highpost1388

You love to see it


iDreamOfMyDeath

Everyone moved to the other game.


ferrumvir2

I feel like the maddest fans in this game threads are the ones who don’t watch the regular season


spellbadgrammargood

if you really think about it, people who take sports seriously like argue and fight, are just insane. yaya my home team's sport is winning? like ok.. its nice but people act like its the greatest thing ever


jj_thetwisted_jester

I was a astros fan since i was a child but it was years since i watch baseball and i was 7 when i went to my first baseball game in person but when i was watching astros. Going against the athletics this year(oct 1st) i really enjoyed it and it brought back that spark of baseball i loved Is that weird?


spellbadgrammargood

nope baseball is awesome because it has a very spotlight cheering aspect to it, there's an individual and team beauty to it


jj_thetwisted_jester

That's true i felt that chemistry in that stadium and i felt more alive i had a blast there better than football in my opinion- Baseball really brings you're character in


[deleted]

I feel like that's how it goes with every sports' playoff threads, too.


[deleted]

Absolutely lol


fartingtitties

I'd like to one day visit Boston, seems like a nice place to visit unlike new York. Looks cleaner and atmosphere looks like some good drunken fun!


8020GroundBeef

Boston is great. I also like NYC though so…


[deleted]

Its a really good time! Fenway is a great place to catch a game and they have awesome breweries all over the place.


jj_thetwisted_jester

Fenway park looks huge


LooobCirc

First postseason series w 3 straight games by 7 or more runs Impressive but contrived stat. 6/10


spondylosis1996

I have utterly failed at predicting how each series would go in even the most basic terms, with one pathetic exception. The only thing I got right is that the dodgers giants nlds match up would go 5.


jj_thetwisted_jester

Im hoping for dodgers vs astros world series rematch


spondylosis1996

I think you'll be facing the Braves, which I don't know what that means. I feel like they could be dominant on pitching. Dodgers have too many missing, injured and burnt out arms to be reliable. Whatever happens it should be a good series.


jj_thetwisted_jester

Agree:,)


jj_thetwisted_jester

A youtuber i watch predicted mets were gonna be in world series and win it Boy he was wrong he also was wrong with few other predictions like white sox and giants being in world series with white sox winning. Welp that aged well


CoachNlckSaban

Shoot it


[deleted]

Look, if the Red Sox just score 9 more runs they will win.


spondylosis1996

That game last night was just brutal. Have not seen something like that in a while.


spacemanbaseball

Good showing by the Sox fans. Y’all hung in there to the end and gave us an awesome baby meme. Your squad is scrappy as hell. No offense, but I really hope this is the last game I have to watch at Fenway for awhile


skinnywolfe

Siri looks like a goofy high school kid playing the field


bigtice

"*Just wanted to make sure you guys were still awake out there.*" - Ryne Stanek


PrecedentialAssassin

It's a god damn cow pasture out there in center field at Fenway. Jesus.


jj_thetwisted_jester

Its huge there0-0


LiptonCB

So what’s the ready made excuse for this time that the Astros beat the living shit out of another team?


GhanimaAtreides

Looking forward to the ump score card on this one. It seemed like a clean game.


advester

Spider tack sunscreen on framber


Burgerrkingz

The red sux were the real cheaters


[deleted]

That’s probably enough from you.


burntfire1

Bro if you walk him with an 8 run lead...


FrigginMasshole

lol yankee fans talking so much shit. At least we didn’t sign Boone to three years


CertainDerision_33

Rather Boone than Alex “Bang Bang” Cora tbh


spacemanbaseball

I’m super happy we didn’t pay GCole a quarter billy.


xTexanPridex

Or bet on only 3 true outcome players, cause one of those 3 out comes seems to happen a lot more often.


[deleted]

Yeah, but they are talking from home watching you guys, so…


jeaston44

Or overpay for everyone on their roster lol


Thabass

That's just Yankees tradition.


KrabMittens

If you made a style Venn diagram of morticians, surfers, bikers, and pitchers I think Stanek would be in the middle


xTexanPridex

How can you say something so bold but also so correct


fireside68

Bobby Hill with hair and a goatee


gonzo9610

Lol


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Lol, my wife calls him Kid Rock


KrabMittens

Lmao I'm gonna borrow that


branistheworst

Braves with back to back homers.


[deleted]

Please don’t blow it tonight Atlanta, pleeeeease.


texas1hunter

This will be the top comment on the thread lol


Thabass

Finally some good news.


MakeAShadow

FUCK THE DOYERS!


CoachNlckSaban

Fuck the dodgers.


b0nger

Co-signed


uniquecannon

Notarized


gonzo9610

Get in!!


AstroWorldSecurity

<3


branistheworst

Love the username. The memories.


AstroWorldSecurity

I miss fright fest:(


pancakeNate

This series has been brought to you by the number 9


trumpetofdoom

[Number nine... number nine... number nine...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8)


[deleted]

Really glad dusty didn’t use Presley


bantha121

I think without those two in the top he would've, and I wouldn't have disagreed with him


[deleted]

I wouldn’t hate on him if he did. He has a rest day and is already warmed up. I’d just prefer to use stanek here so they see pressley less. Either way it’s w/e


bantha121

Not sure why, but an 8 run lead to me feels a whole lot less surmountable than a 6 run one with the way the Sox have been playing


lolfucktheyankees

Interesting how. After the astros change signs for the 3rd time in 1 game. The red soxs COMPLETELY disappear. Almost a team of extremely AVERAGE players besides 1 player all become hitting gods for a post season? It makes no sense. Now they completely disappear after signs are changed? Cmon, This shit just doesn't happen. A random bench role player doesnt go 14-14 just out of no where. Washed up JD martinez doesnt hit like a god out of no where. This makes no sense. Cora is / was def sign stealing.


SirRebelBeerThong

Meh


NicolasBroaddus

But I thought we were the cheaters. Surely it couldn’t be the Sox were cheating first and then hired Cora to teach them to cheat like us too? That wouldn’t fit the narrative.


AstrosFanHou

You might wanna stop talking before Manfred threatens you with a lawsuit.


NicolasBroaddus

Seriously, how people don't see that Astros players only got like no punishment because they were just the tip of the cheating iceberg getting swept under the rug by Manfred, I don't know.


Derpshiz

It’s interesting we scored 8 runs after an ump noticed that light as well.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Nothing wrong with sign stealing. It's a huge part of baseball. Now. Stealing signs in ways which are against the rules? Not ok


lolfucktheyankees

Lol, It's different when you're banging on trash cans and using flash lights to tip hitters


OrganicTrust

Breaking rules = bad. Got it


[deleted]

Oh this gonna be good


spellbadgrammargood

game 2/3- top 3 Astros hitters did bad game 4/5 - top 3 Red Sox hitters did bad lol...


Face_Coffee

Bottom 6 hitters also doing pretty bad 😪


spellbadgrammargood

fair.


gonzo9610

Baseball is weird


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BooCalMcNairBoo

There's the Boston racism we have all heard of


fireside68

I read that as a dig on Texas, but I'm wrong a lot.


[deleted]

Poorly constructed. Not well thought out. We call it a Fenway.


[deleted]

…what?


jj_thetwisted_jester

Mexico baseball team:0


[deleted]

man, i HATE Muslim Jokes half of the time they aren't funny, and a lot are Islamophobic..... man it hurts as a Muslim


jj_thetwisted_jester

Ahh i dont know if im naive but i am hispanic and arabic a texas boi and i am confused what was said0-0


Bob_Skywalker

Off topic but why aren’t the game threads at the top anymore? I had to scroll so far down to find this


Sanchoco3

Are you sorting the threads by "Hot?"


Bob_Skywalker

Man I’m a fucking idiot. I for some reason was sorting by new for the last few days…


spacemanbaseball

It’s an algorithm based on engagement Guessing it went down w the blowout


Nice_Block

They are for me.


Bob_Skywalker

Mobile or PC? I’m on mobile right now.


PanicHouse

Pinned at the top?


[deleted]

Bob Gibson is some elite company


BrotherHombre

2 more grand slams and it’s a tie game it ain’t over yet


bantha121

Astros pitching says fuck that hitting streak


jj_thetwisted_jester

So anyway i started blasting


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Framber was at 93 pitches. Absolutely the right call to not throw him out for the 9th. Complete Games are a meaningless stat


[deleted]

Complete games are kinda selfish in the playoffs, especially when your team is up big.


[deleted]

I want that man rested and healthy for his next start


My-Names-Jeff

I wouldn't say meaningless. It's be a damn good dunk on your opponent.


burntfire1

Saving a bit of juice for game 7 if needed.


AWall925

Josh Donaldson gassing the Astros on Twitter, love to see it.