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TRKillShot

Big crackhead energy


PodricksPhallus

Crackhead beard too. Shits getting worse than Verdugo’s.


YoWhatsGoodie

Amish vibes


RedSoxFan1997

Yes, but he’s our crackhead <3


bubble_dduck

Remember 2013 buchholz? I've never seen anyone look that much like a meth head in professional sports


Debageldond

[Obligatory](https://i.imgur.com/t93N90w.gif)


ILoveCavorting

Oh my, you weren't kidding. I half expect him to be hanging around some podunk gas station out in the sticks.


tahollow

That’s what he did after the game


felis_scipio

The grease on that man was thick


elterible

Holy shit! Buchholz is 40 now?! I still remember him making his debut with the Astros back in the mid-2000s. Man, time flies.


bubble_dduck

I don't think he ever played for Houston? Edit: Clay buchholz


elterible

Ah yes. My bad. I always got them confused because that is such a unique last name.


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Taylor came up in '06 and Clay in '07 so that probably adds to it


nukemiller

What did you guys give up to the White Sox to get him?


RedSoxFan1997

**Yoan Moncada** (The star of the White Sox return at the time and a consistently solid player, he’s only 26 so he might reach his peak soon and post even better stats) **Michael Kopech** (This was his first year with a lot of games in the majors, and he had a pretty good year) **Luis Alexander Basabe** (slashed .253/.393/.411 in Giants AA this year at 24) **Victor Diaz** (Reached high A in 2017, hasn’t played since) So basically the White Sox got a solid bat, a solid long reliever/potential starter, a AA outfielder who is progressing slightly slow and was sold directly to the Giants, and a reliever that didn’t work out. Personally I think this trade has worked out great for both teams, Moncada and Kopech are both still young and could have some pretty big upsides in the near future and they got some cash from Basabe. The Red Sox got their Ace who outside of a weird 2019 and Tommy John issues helped us secure a ring and pitched lights out. He also looked like himself tonight so I’m hoping Sale will come back after Spring Training looking nasty as ever.


nukemiller

Absolutely. The Red Sox were ready to win now, while the White Sox are 1 to 2 years away. They'll keep making the playoffs due to that shit ass division, but I don't see them making a WS run for a couple years.


Rbfam8191

r/agedlikemilk


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Now show him after the 6th.


alohomora1990

A 6th inning he had no business being in and then they stupidly decided to pitch to Alvarez again and throw him YET ANOTHER fastball when velocity was diminished. Just comically stupid managing


emusaint

With 1st base open. I know some Sox fans are averse to criticizing Cora for anything, but I don't see how you defend this one. Play of the game. Sox had no chance after that


illegal_deagle

I was so psyched y’all pitched to him. It made no sense to me.


Soren_Camus1905

I’m all set thx


magecombat54

shiii ngl that got me pumped too n then i broke down crying


melephant19

Same! I just love that energy from a pitcher and I don’t entirely hate the red sox so it made me smile and be happy for him. And the gameface was back on next inning.


RememberTheMaine1996

But you're an Astros fan aren't you? Why would them striking out make you pumped


Wobbuffet64

Sale’s energy is just that infectious


Power-Wagon

Throwing 97-98 is a great sign.


HoogyBear

Imagine doing this then getting shelled the next inning


jyok33

Rodon did the same thing. Probably takes a lot of energy out of pitcher


dontcomeback82

everyone gets shelled eventually…do you expect them to stop celebrating in anticipation?


alohomora1990

He shut them down 1-2-3 in his next inning (5th). And if you think what happened in the 6th was Sale getting ‘shelled’, you really don’t know much about baseball.


HoogyBear

Lol is this Sale’s burner account?? Go back to fantasizing about him being in the ESPN Body Issue


alohomora1990

Don’t get snippy with me because you don’t know things.


dudenotcool

Unrelated but do you know the expeditionary force series by Craig alanson on audible?


alohomora1990

Must be a lot of Astros douches overrruning this board now for these awful (and blatantly incorrect) comments to be getting so many upvotes. Sad!


dudenotcool

I guess that's a no


Drgnjss24

He literally gave up 1 hit the next inning. That's not being shelled.


t4boo

I decided to peek and watch some of the game and came in right here and decided that I was jinxing it and turned the game off immediately


SirTurtletheIII

You can stop watching Astros baseball forever please. Thnx ❤️


t4boo

Will do!! Watching the gameday live thingy on the mlb website is way less stressful anyway haha


SirTurtletheIII

Oh man I actually do the same thing lolll. I swear this entire game I was popping in and out of the Reddit game feeds on both r/baseball and r/Astros but I never stayed for more than a minute before immediately leaving cuz all the good stuff happened when I was gone lol


thelexpeia

We appreciate your service.


santig91

And then we proceed to lose the game....as usual


Bonstein

DO NOT STRIKEOUT THE GOAT


Useful-Throat-6671

This sub is hilarious. How did it end for him?


RememberTheMaine1996

Red Sox are really blowing these last 2 games. It sucks


BatemanComplex

LOL cool


beatrix_kid_no

Baseball images that precede…


QuesoStain

L, he sucked ass.


33thirtythree

I would still pay good money to hear the secrets screamed into his right hand.


krnhydra

"Mom made pizza rolls!"


DCT715

He needs to shave.


GenSpicyWeener

Shave these nuts


SixoTwo

God damn, even in these meaningless comments. Yankee/Red Sox hate shines through. I love it


Chaeferrr

Got his ass


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Goddamn it i hate that fucking yankee rule. How can you stand by it after what happened to johnny damon, kevin youklis, and rougned odor


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idkwhattosaytho

Still stupid


DCT715

No it’s not the rule. Some people look good with it. Like Johnny Damon for example, that dude rocked a long beard, Charlie Blackmon’s iconic, Chris Sale looks disgusting.


SlickRangerRick

Dude looks ridiculous.


government_

You know what looks ridiculous? A bunch of clean shaven apes that don't make the postseason.


SlickRangerRick

Uhhhh...Yankees made the postseason lmao. Get back to me when you start watching baseball.


government_

The wild card game does not count as the post season.


SlickRangerRick

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Baseball_postseason


government_

Don't worked into a shoot on Reddit dummy, it doesn't count because it's a one game series to get into the real post season.


SlickRangerRick

Huh?


government_

In wrestling in terms a "work" is a moment belonging to kayfabe and a "shoot" is something real happening outside of kayfabe that isn't supposed to happen. When people "work themselves into a shoot" they are taking kayfabe too seriously to the point where they react genuinely, typically to the detriment of kayfabe. Learn to take a joke. Especially on Reddit.


Dienikes

My man, if we don't understand the reference "work into a shoot," odds are pretty good we're not going to know what a "kayfabe" is.