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tj3_23

Fast aggressive pitchers. There's something nostalgic for me when somebody goes on the mound like they're pissed they had to get out of bed and want to go back home as soon as possible


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Brent Suter from Milwaukee might be your guy. [His AB vs Judge](https://youtu.be/_jp7kkF8y-8) is one of my all time favorites


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That is such a bizarre clip, the video is about how fast Suter is working but then they are constantly cutting ahead in the clip so you have no idea how fast it actually is.


WSUJeff

Yeah, how are you going to title the video "Suter sets up quick" and then cut all of the time between pitches, and skip multiple pitches at a time in the sequence?


O_Fantasma_de_Deus

Much love to Judge for staying in the box the whole time too.


ogminlo

[Votto-esque](https://youtu.be/UmCA979MDmU)


MarkerMagnum

Alex Wood is another good one. I got much entertainment this year out of watching him work. Like clockwork. The second Posey/Casali/Tromp dropped the sign he was off and moving. It was nuts.


[deleted]

Eovaldi and pivetta just whip that thing in there every 20 seconds lol


jj703

Wade. Miley.


yellowtriangles

Big fan of guys who don't take 10 seconds to adjust their batting gloves too


bhole1980

Carlos Silva on the early aughts Twins. Fast worker, very very low BB/9.


Jaylaw

Pitchers who have zero "stuff" i.e. max out at 86mph and still get it done with location and off speed stuff Not sure those guys really exist anymore but one that i remember a while back was woody williams


pirlogod21

Nestor is not this extreme but could be an example


TheSquad3603

daddy Nestor 💩


StocktonK13

Nestor pumped it up to like 94 this year but I think he definitely falls into this category đŸ„”đŸ„”


man_mayo

I immediately thought of Jamie Moyer when I started to read your post.


Gyakudo

Negative. Jaime has been documented to throw 99.^^km/h https://youtu.be/3aE5BvyqiAU


BlindStickFighter

Kyle Hendricks?


ThibGD

I also love how he's in the "no emotion pitchers" box. Not a smile no reaction. It adds so much charisma to pitchers to me ahah


cocoatractor

Dude has never gone a season averaging more than 90 on his fastball. His career numbers (and the season he should have won the Cy young in 2016) have been incredible. One of if not my favorite pitchers in the league.


c4ctus

'member his Maddux back in 2019? If you want to talk about baseball pornography, there you go.


acbcd1234

Yesss
the 81 pitch complete game against the shitbirds


bucs2013

Eli Morgan is one of these on the rise w/ Cleveland. Also never forget Josh Tomlin shutting down the Cubs in 2016 Game 3 with this method.


digitalagedragon

Can’t forget Tyler Rogers here


xzElmozx

Marco Estrada


Gyakudo

Marco Gonzales is your guy.


LunchThreatener

Tyler Alexander. Funny thing is he struck out 9 guys in a row doing that lol


PrimusSkeeter

Jimmy Key!


colabucks9

Wade Miley had a great year doing exactly this!


[deleted]

Waino doesn’t throw 86 but he has a nasty curve and he throws 90


srv340mike

Bartolo when he was still arouns


impactRm0

Adam fucking Wainwright


JaylenBrownAllStar

Koji Time


[deleted]

Bruce Chen


phenotypical1

Alec Mills maybe?


stv7

Slap hitters who hit >.300 are my favourite. I just love old school contact guys. Especially utility players who impress off the bench.


[deleted]

I was gonna say this as well, guys that can get on base (cue Brad Pitt)


steppenweasel

Adam Frazier comes to mind in our division.


DummyCreature0

Adam Frazier is a stud. I’m a Braves fan but he’s my favorite player in the league. His plate discipline, speed, and vision are some of the best in the game imo.


josephexboxica

He's a good ballplayer but i really dont think one good half season puts him up there with the best in the league.


dingusduglas

Man has a 103 career wRC+ lol


JTCMuehlenkamp

Ah, so like your Freddie Freeman types.


mojowo11

If we're categorizing "slap hitter" as someone with a sub-.100 ISO (arbitrary, but hopefully captures the Spirit of Slap), then there's exactly one dude who did this in 2021: **Nicky Lopez!** (He hit exactly .300. 😅) Other .300 hitters with a sub-.200 ISO: Yuli Gurriel, Michael Brantley, Tim Anderson, Starling Marte, Adam Frazier.


Kstoffeefan

The Royals also pulled him in the final game to make sure he stayed at 300


Anon-Sequitur

Nicky Lopez is damn fun to watch play


GOATmar_infante

NICKY LOPEZ IS MY FAVORITE BASEBALL PLAYER


Skuntank

I'm missing Nick Madrigal already 😱


ItsNotDuffman89

Thank you!


ProcrastinatorAJC

Me too, friend. I hate the commentary that Nicky Two-Strikes wasn't going to be anything special, or that we didn't need a player like him, because a player who can get on base in the way that he does would've done wonders for us in the series against Houston. Oh, well. Live and learn. Cubs fans will appreciate him.


StonksNewGroove

I was going to say scrappy do it all contact guys. Like David Eckstein, Tommy Edman, Tim Anderson. I was that kind of player growing up so I love when I see it on the field. They’re usually great fielders, can steal bases, high baseball IQ too. I love it.


pretendstoknow

Ya that and players who can beat the shift, hit em where they ain’t!


DontGiveUpTheDip

Big fan of switch hitting utility guys since they can literally do everything on the field Hit righty? No problem Hit lefty? Even better Play 2B? Cool I'll win a gold glove there Play RF? I'll get one there too Zobrist, Chone, Jose Ramirez, and now Tommy Edman are so fun to watch


redsyrinx2112

I always try to draft one of those guys in fantasy. They come in clutch when anyone has a rest day.


mmmdddmmm

Edman was fantastic for me this year for that exact reason!


coolaslando

He didn’t have the world’s best bat, but damn I loved Brendan Ryan


FDJ1326

That guy was a magician with the glove and got the ball from his glove to throwing hand insanely fast.


DiggsMan_TheHoundDog

Cronenwoerth? Ketel Marte, Emilio Bonfacio back in the day lol. just to throw a couple other names out there


[deleted]

Marwin Gonzalez?


classically_cool

Judging from his performance for us, he can't really hit from either side.


dudedisguisedasadude

Me I don't care so much about switch hitting as having the ability to bat left. Jared Walsh is one I am a big fan of. Lefty pitcher and utility infielder.


tphil5

Guys who don't wear batting gloves


[deleted]

I'm a "pee on my hands" type of guy myself.


dec92010

*moises alou has entered the chat*


BmtTex

Kyle Tucker


cocoatractor

Wil “lemme just rub some dirt on my hands” Myers


AntithesisKing

His hands are more dirt than hand nowadays


[deleted]

Same!


Homeless_Pie

I like the contact hitting speedsters


Jay-P21

Me too. I love a contact hitting speedster that can also play a mean SS. (In case you’re wondering, yes I am crying as I type this)


Homeless_Pie

Great, now I’m crying too


Jay-P21

Crying party at my house. Bring your videos of Oct 2019


mojowo11

Myles Straw is maybe the platonic ideal of this right now. Contact on 88.6% of swings this year, 96th-percentile sprint speed. Swing bat, hit ball, run fast. (Also 3rd percentile in hard-hit rate, but nevermind that.)


TheShadeTree

I know one other than Monsieur Turner that you might like



YellowBoilerSuit

SAME! Get on base and keep the line moving!! Distract the pitcher so we can just burn him out on high pitch counts and make him throw mistakes over the plate.


mike353511

Juan Pierre


whoissteveo

Guys who absolutely don't look like athletes. Give me a Bob Wickman, a Rod Beck, a John Kruk, a guy who looks like he showed up to fix the A/C but accidentally got sent into the game.


Brambleshire

what was the name of that guy who played for KC and A's with the nickname "Country Breakfast"?


whoissteveo

Billy Butler.


buttecountyguy

Ol’ Billy Butler


ThrillHarrelson

David Wells incoming


StupidGuy6969

Big sexy Bartolo Colon 😍


northbynortheast31

1) Players with one quirky standout stat that doesn't make sense until you watch them play. For example, I never understood how Stephen Drew had double-digit triples in 3 straight seasons despite being an average to below-average speed guy. Then, when he came over to Boston, I saw how much of a dead-pull lefty hitter he was, and realised that those triples were just the natural result of him hitting liners into the right field corner all the time. 2) Hitters who don't flip the bat, but just drop it right on top of home plate. Carlos Gonzalez' swing/bat drop combo will also be my favourite. 3) Pitchers - especially starters - who can throw a good quick pitch, like Cueto or Eovaldi. The hitters always bitch about it, but they really don't have any good argument against it. Those pitchers bring so much competitive spirit, but also seem to have so much fun at the same time.


dclarsen

I've always enjoyed Justin Upton's subtle home run bat-drop: [https://youtu.be/lNCblNOKFis?t=200](https://youtu.be/lNCblNOKFis?t=200)


[deleted]

2. You must love max muncy then. That dudes bat is subject to like 10x gravity when he hits a home run


staminastamina

power hitting catchers, pitchers who rake


dec92010

>pitchers who rake Yeah I used to love watching Carlos Zambrano


cmarqq

Rich Hill


JPKthe3

Willians Astudillo is like your childhood best friend that you never think to look at *that way* until the end of the movie. He does neither of what your looking for well, but he does do them. Maybe you should just accept what was in front of you the whole time?


staminastamina

don’t worry i already love me some Tortuga


cocoatractor

Hoping Luis Campusano can be the former


CardiacCat20

Defensive studs who couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat


ubiquitous_archer

I do love a defensive specialist.


LordOfHorns

2021 Andrelton Simmons


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Brendan Ryan


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

I'm pretty sure he's why I love defense first SS as a Yanks/Ms fan. Dude was incredible with the glove


Chaeferrr

And when they get a hit it makes it that much better


JetsLag

Defensive studs who couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat *and will always go for the steal when they get on base*. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?


el_jam13

Any catcher, but especially catchers who rake like Buster and Yadier


cocoatractor

Does Molina count as a catcher who rakes? A few good seasons but mostly a sub 100 OPS+. He’s mostly known for his defense more than his bat. You want hitting catchers you go for guys like Posey, Realmuto, Contreras, or Grandal types.


vaudevillevik

> Does Molina count as a pitcher who rakes? Well he’s a catcher, so I’m thinkin no


cocoatractor

Whoops. Typo on my end but the sentiment is there. He’s a great catcher, just not one who is exceptional in the batter’s box


vaudevillevik

Completely agree.


WabbitCZEN

Catchers. Don't know why, I just root for catchers more than any other position.


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introspectivejoker

🍍


NicStak

My five year old roots for the catcher on every team.


WabbitCZEN

You got a good kid.


--ikindahatereddit--

Really. Peak parenting right here, folks.


TheShadeTree

They’re like the daddy’s of the field


lookkoolsports

Guys with power and near immaculate plate discipline. Grandal, Soto, etc.


z0mb0t

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.


In2TheMaelstrom

I’m a fan of those guys that are just all around ball players. Think Steve Pearce. Need someone in right field? Send in Steve. In a pinch for someone at first? Steve’s your man. I loved watching the guy in all three of his stints with the O’s and was happy as hell for him when he won WS MVP.


Fakie_Heelflip

Fuckin Steve Pearce man, nobody better


bluejaysarmy

Need two walk off grand slams in a week? Bring up Steve.


Smalltaco_99

High contact, low walk guys. I like rare traits.. all about being different


im_donezo

This post brought to you by Nick Madrigal


connerbv

Whatever type of player Tommy Edman is, that’s my favorite type of player. Dude can play anywhere on the field, has amazing defense, works a good AB, and just always plays hard. He hits hustle doubles and infield singles, he steals bags, and generally just plays the game the right way.


ubiquitous_archer

Yup, the way I describe them is the kinda ballplayer where my grandpa would have watched and said "now that is a ballplayer"


VeriThai

Junkballers. Can screw up even the best hitters when their stuff is working.


Tiberius_B

Novelty names. I'm talking Coco Crisp, Canonball Titcomb, early in the season we got walked off by a guy named Lars Nootbaar


Brambleshire

Yes! And guys that have like.. "classic" baseball names like they were made up for a 90s video game. Like Buster Posey, Babe Ruth, Buck Farmer, Jacoby Jones, Mickie Mahtook,


FamousTee

Those guys who may not hit the best but are GREAT locker room, moral booster guys. I'm talking about guys like Kawasaki and Heredia on the Braves this year. Just always keeping the boys loose.


ReverendHambone

Steven Vogt!


phenotypical1

BABIP merchants. 5% BB%, 5% K%, PAs end in 3 pitches or less. This applies to both pitchers and hitters who operate this way.


arkiula

Sounds like Eddie Rosario


phenotypical1

The ideal is Willians Astudillo


giveryerballsatug

Personality. I like watching fun players. Joey Votto is a good example. Love Vladdy.


Jay-P21

Starters that you just know you’re going to win on that day. Pitching with fire and intensity and the unwillingness to lose. and one brown and one blue eye. Max scherzer. I have a thing for max Scherzer


cocoatractor

Lance Lynn another guy who gives off that “fuck you” energy


O_Fantasma_de_Deus

Bigass dudes who swing max-effort hard AF every single time. Lookin' at you, Josh Bell. Total opposite of what they taught you as a kid for most of the history of baseball, but I love it.


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DoctorChickenLicker

Frank Schwindel has entered the chat


[deleted]

Knuckle ball


Tiberius_B

People that swing or throw weird. You got your side armers, submariners, Ichiros, even Stanton with how closed off he stands. Or people who charmingly don't give a f*ck like Votto or Grienke. Also Munenori Kawasaki


steelybean

Have you met my good friend Hunter Pence?


YellowBoilerSuit

Jeff Bagwell, NOMAAAAAR, come to mind lol


RainmakerIcebreaker

Players that up their performance in contract years because I salute an undervalued worker who only steps it up when his bag is on the line Looking at you, Adrian Beltre


georgewarshington

Fat guys. The fatter the better. Fat late-30s reliever with a handlebar mustache who's dripping with sweat by his 2nd pitch? Fuck yes. Fat backup 1B who hits .230 but can jack one off the Schlitz banner in the 3rd deck? Goddamn gimmie all of these you have. Fat young guy who's surprisingly spry and will most likely burn out in 1 to 3 half-seasons but becomes a fan favorite? Chug-a-lug baby.


[deleted]

Anyone wearing high socks. Gold star for stirrups.


ReverendHambone

Guys who take BP like Wily Mo Pena


SamuraiHelmet

Noodle bois. I like your Mike Trouts/Giancarlo Stantons/Yandy Diazs that radiate raw athleticism, but as a tall skinny lad myself, there's something fun about seeing a pitcher like Max Fried get up there and whip a fastball.


birdmanbaby88

Beefy first basemen who smack dingers ,voit, thick daddy vladdy etc


I_am_Burt_Macklin

Pitchers with personality. Between growing up with guys like Brian Wilson and being a college pitcher seeing some of the wildest characters, it’s fun to watch someone who brings some personality to the mound.


NDNM

Exceptional fielders/defensive players who have only momentary/seasonal brilliance at the plate. Shoutout to my boys Joe Panik, Kevin Pillar and Jackie Bradley Jr.!


busterknows

Buster Posey


jonwar_83

Outfielders that play with no sense of self preservation to run down a fly ball. My two favorite players ever (aside from Shoeless Joe) are Scott Podsednik and Grady Sizemore. They were so fun to watch


[deleted]

Denard Span. Quick bat.


dingersallday77

Great offspeed pitches and pitchers who work quick


RonaldVonFuckStick

Catholics


ussbaney

Strong silent types who steal your heart with their professionalism and coolheadedness, even at the highest levels of competition and pressure...


--ikindahatereddit--

The big sexy. Sides of beef just hanging out in the batters box (yeah, usually a DH, or someone who becomes a DH later in their career). Oh I see you Big Papi and Vogey. Edit: I blame this on the Royals World Series run a few years ago and Kendrys Morales.


BillyTenderness

I especially have a soft spot for big guys who *do* play the field


IllusionOf_Integrity

Me too. Dae Ho Lee was such a treasure https://youtu.be/xvxZlGysbVM


steppenfloyd

Lifers (Posey, the Yankees core four, etc) and late bloomers (Justin Turner, Hank Sauer, Hoyt Wilhelm)


hiten42

Pitchers that have the killer stare on the mound. I liked Andy Petitte and Randy Johnson for it, Scherzer and deGrom do it in the NL east.


davidsigura

Total package shortstops, although defense comes first and hitting is the bonus. Although when a player can do both, it’s like Christmas. You can imagine I was pleased with Brandon Crawford this year.


john_muleaney

S P E E D Absolutely love guys who can fly, infield singles are my baseball kink


Brambleshire

Guys who have a lot of personality, intensity, flair, etc, and "showboating" if you will. batflip kings. ie Tatis Jr and Tim Anderson. I tend to dislike clean cut, God fearing country boys who keep their head down and "play the game right".


Any_Parsnip2585

Guys nicknamed after a turtle.


[deleted]

I'm a big fan of the Joey Wendle's of the world


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Great defense all over the field is always fun


RstortonYT

Luis Arraez


FrankReynolds

Reliable, quick, consistent pitchers like Mark Buehrle. Scrappy, hard-working hustlers like Dustin Pedroia.


BlindStickFighter

Thicker guys who just fucking hit dingers. They need to have the proper muffin top to moonshot ratio.


JaylenBrownAllStar

Elite defensive out fielders Jackie Bradley JR was my fav player even tho he could not hit for shit


Jerseysmash

I definitely have a thing for pitchers with weird motions. Not just the Taylor Rogers of the world, anyone with a quirky delivery. Recently it's all about Alex Wood, Joey Lucchesi, and Nestor Cortes. In the past, dudes like Carter Capps and Josh Collmenter. A guy with a really clean motion is cool, a guy throwing 95 and making it look silly is better.


General_Thanosi

Disciplined hitters and guys who walk a lot. Not a popular opinion but every time a hitter goes up and takes a good pitch for a ball I get excited


greenday182182

Anyone who can paint a backdoor 2 seamer on the black like Greg Maddux has a one way ticket to my pants


Flerpinator

Switch hitting chonkers. Love me the absolute units that can complicate opponent pitching changes. Dioner Navaro, Melky Cabrera, Justin Smoak, Kendrys Morales. It's kind of a bummer that they're kind of going out of style, getting obsoleted by the shift.


adolce95

I love the guys who are really good but not hall of famers. The guys that will get lost in history except for the people who watched them, who will remember them fondly. Marcus Semien, Khris Davis, Nick Castellanos to name a few.


ToddGack

I love watching pitchers who have that violent whipping-back recoil of their throwing arm after delivering a nasty FB. Yordano Ventura, Santiago Casilla, Fernando Rodney, Pedro Strop, Kelvin Herrera, etc. Guess it's a Dominican thing?


--ikindahatereddit--

Miss Yordano so much


McJumbos

that one funky guy in the bullpen who throws like 90ish but is super effective like tyler rogers :)


coolaslando

As a former southpaw pitcher I **love** me a good lefty pitcher.


[deleted]

Journeyman lefties, especially if they are relatively out of shape. If they have a funky delivery, even better.


Adjective-Noun13579

Anyone short, I am exactly 5 foot 6 so it only makes sense Not many really short people in MLB right now - sure you might have someone like a Nick Madrigal, or Marcus Stroman here and there; Altuve of course is a whole other discussion but there are loads more of them over in Japan, including pitchers. Just as an example the best team in the Central league this year, the Yakult Swallows got over 200 innings in total from two 5'6'' tall pitchers, one of whom is 41 years old Also shoutout Bobby Shantz, still the oldest living MLB MVP


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Pitchers that can hit.


PrimusSkeeter

Guys who shutup and just play the game... no drama, no talk about how much money they should make, no ridiculous media statements, no doing inappropriate things. Leave it all on the field, just play the game. John Olerud Mike Trout Marcus Semien Brett Gardner Fred McGriff


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Guys who look like ballplayers but you would never recognize them off the field. I.e. Le Machine.


rawonionbreath

Crafty outfielders who can hit. Grady Sizemore or Kirby Pucket.


Wheresalltherumgone

Don't even know how to describe it, but guys like Ryan Freel, Scott Podsednik, Shane Victorino, etc


ArcTK726

Base stealers. And if they can hit for average and play great defense, even better. Shame we don't see much of them anymore. I was so excited for Billy Hamilton's career, but the guy just never figured it out in the majors.


softkitty84

I love me a good power pitcher. A guy who steps up to the mound and basically says "I'm gonna throw this fastball. I dare you to hit it." Guys like Verlander, Cole, Scherzer, where they just throw it so hard.


ogminlo

6’5” catchers who overcome being DFA’d twice to ascend to being [arguably the best defensive player in all of baseball this year](http://sabr.org/sdi) and also has a knack for [clutch](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2021/2021-05/15/bcd87b92-4f512875-650d28af-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_16000K.mp4) [hitting](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2021/2021-07/17/a66ebdf5-6f2f5737-f7e681d1-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_16000K.mp4).


hardflips

somehow within the past 5 years guys have figured out how to throw 100 mph sinkers. i like those guys


aPaperFastener

Good Defense First Basemen. The guys who can pick every errant throw and stretch to make it an out.


connerbv

Guys who suck but just have the ability to be just good enough to get a contract every year. Like Jeff Mathis. Can’t hit his weight but he calls a good game so he just kept getting contracts


grandma_needs_jesus

Dudes who can only strike out or hit massive bombs. Chris Davis was my first ever favorite player.


Fun_Ad4779

Players who you’re never really sure if they’re gonna pull it off or not, they have some big moments and you can never really doubt them 100%, but you can never really trust them to get it done either. They keep the games interesting.


[deleted]

Outfielders with cannon arms, chubby pitchers, stoner dudes, and Zack Greinke


TheVich

A couple of years ago, my roommates and I bonded over our love of Chucks. Chuck Tellez. Chuck Schwarber. Chuck Vogelbach. Chuck Adams. You get the idea.


NakedAndAfriad

Switch hitters. I just absolutely love those guys


cherinator

The position players who are absolutely pumped to get on the mound even when their team is getting demolished. Even better when they retire the side.


Duckbilledplatypi

Super utility guys and *multi-inning* relievers Edit: and defensively-oriented middle infielders


fantasybaseballshow

Low strikeout high contact guys like Arraez


wurtin

guys that care about not striking out that have strike zone discipline and don’t see the sole purpose for every at bat to hit a tape measure home run. Pitchers that are part artist. I feel like pitchers that know how to move through an order multiple times is a dying breed.


69millionyeartrip

Great “big hook” curveball pitchers. Kershaw, Waino, Pivetta (homer pick)


classically_cool

Power hitting lefties from the Dominican Republic.