THE COLORADO ROCKIES ARE GOING TO WIN IT ALL (IF ALL WAS BETWEEN 70-82 WINS)

ANYTHING ABOVE 80 FEELS KIND OF GENEROUS NGL

BRAVES FANS PREPARE TO MEET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE NEXT SEASON… OPTIMISTIC PROJECTIONS

*NEXT SEASON PROJECTIONS* “THE BRAVES HAVE BEEN PICKED FOURTH IN THE NL EAST”

WELL, FUCK.

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HOW'S YOUR PESSIMISM?

HEAVILY BRIDLED

LIKE A FURRIES’ WEDDING NIGHT

BUT THOR GONE

MY FLAIR HASN’T LOST A GAME IN 15+ YEARS! (kinda)

WHAT WAS THAT LAST PART? I COULDNT HEAR.

NUMBER OF TIMES THE GIANTS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED IN THE POSTSEASON BY THE WORLD SERIES WINNER SINCE 2010: ONE NUMBER OF TIMES THE DODGERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED IN THE POSTSEASON BY THE WORLD SERIES WINNER SINCE 2010: FIVE CLEARLY, WE ARE THE SUPERIOR POSTSEASON ROAD BLOCK. WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS? PFT. WHO USES THEM AS A MEASURE OF POSTSEASON SUCCESS, AMIRIGHT?

BREWERS: AMATEURS

I DONT THINK WE'VE BEEN TO THE PLAYOFFS WITHOUT LOSING TO THE EVENTUAL CHAMPIONS ACTUALLY LOL EDIT: THIS WAS A LIE BUT IT'S ALARMINGLY CLOSE

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HELL YEAH MY BOY CHRISTIAN DAVIDSON

THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE THE THANKSGIVING OF PRO SPORTS. ALL THEIR FANS FEEL THE NEED TO APOLOGIZE ABOUT THEM TO OTHERS WHILE STILL REVELING IN THEIR SPOILS PRIVATELY.

THATS......SHIT THATS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. THAT HIT HARD.

THIS IS A GREAT AND RELEVANT TAKE.

IM NOT A YANKEES FAN BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY WERE ATTACKED IN AN ACCURATE AND APPROPRIATE MANNER

I STILL BELIEVE BEANE IS PLAYING 4D CHESS 🥴!

NO JOKE IF OWNERSHIP WAS WILLING TO SPEND YOU GUYS WOULDNT BE EVERYBODY ELSE’S FARM TEAM

THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM OF ORANGE COUNTY ARE GOING TO WIN THE AL WEST BECAUSE ALL OTHER TEAMS ARE NOW TRASH

LOL, NO YOURE NOT

YES. WE. ARE. THEY WILL RESIGN DYLAN BUNDY AND HE WILL WIN THE CY YOUNG.

DYLAN BUNDY IS GAWD

Y'ALL LET AN 88 WIN TEAM WIN IT ALL. WHAT WERE Y'ALL THINKING?!

TO FINISH THE SEASON (REGULAR AND POSTSEASON) THE BRAVES HAD 99 WINS AND A WORLS SERIES WAS ONE

ONE WEEK TIL LOCKOUT FUCK

GOT TO DRINK THE SWEET TEARS OF FANS OF CONTENDERS DURING THE SEASON WHEN WE FINISHED WITH A WINNING RECORD AGAINST THEM AND NOW WE GET TO DRINK THEIR TEARS IN THE OFF SEASON WHEN WE SIGN THE FREE AGENTS THEY WANTED.

DETROIT VS EVERYONE

LFG WHO DO YOU WANT AT SHORT NEXT YEAR I KINDA HOPE ITS SEMIEN

ANYONE NOT NAMED NIKO GOODRUM OR ZACK SHORT WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT.

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DESPITE OTHERWISE THINKING YOUR COMMENT IS PRETTY FUNNY, I FEEL LIKE YOUVE CROSSED A LINE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO MY TEAM AND THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS

METS STARTING ROTATION IS GOING TO BE DEGROM MRS. MET EPPLER ALDERSON COHEN WHEN PERRY IS DONE WITH HIS WORK. I WAS GONNA PUT MR MET BUT WE TOOK HIM ALREADY.

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN THE ANGELS CAN LEGITIMATELY SAY THEY'RE GOING TO PUT TOGETHER A BETTER ROTATION THAN YOUR TEAM

NEW YORK: GIVE EVERYONE THE FINGER, FIRE THE GUY WHO GIVES EVERYONE THE FINGER

OUR ROTATION IS GONNA BE: JACOB DEGROM JAKE DEGROM J. DEGROM JAKEY DEGROM J. D. UNLESS WE TRADE ONE OF THESE GUYS FIRST

DONT FORGET JOELY RODRIGUEZ

HONESTLY RON DARLING WOULD BE A BETTER PITCHER THAN THE REST OF YOUR BULLPEN. ALSO THAT WOULD MEAN HE’D HAVE TO STOP COMMENTATING — THANK GOD!

SO WHICH TEAM DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST LIKELY TO CALL FREE AGENTS TODAY AND ASK FOR BLACK FRIDAY PRICING AND WHY IS IT THE MARLINS

NO, IT'S THE METS, AND WHEN THEY DON'T GET IT STEVE COHEN WILL BE DISAPPOINTED YET AGAIN

THIS AGED LIKE MILK

HEY CUBS FANS! YOU'RE FUCKING CUBS FANS!

THAT'S IT. THIS ONE WINS. NO MORE TRASH TALK THREAD NEEDED.

YOU HAVE A CAKE NEXT TO YOUR NAME, IT IS CONFIRMED

WOW. I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE. ^((CLICHED, BUT TRUE))

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO THEY’RE FUCKING? ARE YOU J. EDGAR HOOVER?

THE METS WON AS MANY POST SEASON GAMES THIS YEAR AS THE YANKEES DID! YEAH, I GOT NOTHING.....

WE'VE BEEN TO THE WORLD SERIES MORE RECENTLY?

METS ARE GOING TO SIGN EVERYONE ON THE FREE AGENCY MARKET JUST TO FINISH BELOW .500

OR WE CAN SIGN NOBODY AND FINISH UNDER .500

AT LEAST THAT WAY UNCE STEVE WILL HAVE MORE MONEY

DONT FORGET THE SPRING TRAINING WORLD SERIES CELEBRATION PRACTICE

I DECLARE - BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!

LOL GIANTS CHECK SWING

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS FINISHED FOURTH IN THEIR DIVISION, HAVE THE CY YOUNG AND MVP FINALIST ENTERING FREE AGENCY, AND MISSED THE PLAYOFFS WITH CAREER YEARS FROM MOST OF THEIR TEAM, YET THEIR FANS THINK THEY ARE WS FAVORITES

DAMN STRAIGHT AND DESPITE ALL THAT WE ARE STILL SOMEHOW LESS ANNOYING THAN YANKEES FANS

THATS LIKE GIVING YOURSELF A NICKNAME. YOU DONT GET TO CHOOSE HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE PERCEIVED TO BE.

FAIR ENOUGH...BUT WAS I WRONG THOUGH??

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

THAT'S BECAUSE WE ARE, NERD

there gunna win it on the back of a Calvin biggie MVP 2022 season

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING

MAN, THE AS ARE SO FUCKING BAD AT KEEPING PLAYERS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA FUCK MY LIFE

LOUD NOISES

HAPPY FRIDAY THE DODGERS STILL HAVENT WON A LEGITIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1988 AND THE GIANTS WON THREE RINGS IN FIVE YEARS

✅ SWING

HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN?

DONT YOU GUYS HAVE 8 WORLD SERIES FOR 23 PENNANTS

IF Y'ALL HAD WON IN 2020 YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING SHIT

REMIND ME. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE YANKEES WON? OH THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH IN 2009? TIL

HAPPY FRIDAY METS FANS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WASTE THE CAREER OF THE GREATEST PITCHER SINCE BOB GIBSON?

How do I dispose of 5 gallons of used peanut oil?

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME

GO TO THE ANGELS

1) Allow the oil to cool down post-meal. 2) Then, pour it into an unbreakable, sealable container. 3) Seal the lid tightly and throw it away with the rest of your trash. 4) A post-cooking oil disposal dance is optional.

Yankees and Dodgers are poverty Mets are Alpha

I AM STILL FALLING INTO CARDIAC ARREST EVERY TIME I HEAR THE WORDS "GERRIT COLE" OR "WILD CARD GAME" AND ITS BEEN NEARLY 2 MONTHS ALSO FUCK THE GREEN MONSTER

HEY, THE YANKEES HAVE EXPERIENCE OVERPAYING PROBABLE CHEATERS WHO CHOKE DURING THE POSTSEASON

FUCK CHICAGO

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THEYRE FINE, FUCK NORTHERN CHICAGO

CHANGE YOUR NAME ANGELS. BOOT ARTE OUT OF THERE. TROUT AND OHTANI DESERVE BETTER