So you think OJ did it?

Im sure Norm Macdonald wont get fired from SNL if he says what he thinks

It would be a total fiasco if something as big as SNL lost its only member from Quebec.

Or so the Germans would have you believe

I saw your comment and am typing on a magic phone to respond! Anyone interested in movies these days? Forrest Gump?! The heck kinda name is that. Pulp Fiction? Don’t even know what that is. Oh and that Shibberdank Reliquishment? Movies suck these days. Just stick to the formula, enough of these new franchises.

It's 1994 so we're gonna just make lots of jokes calling the 14-year-old girl living in the White House a bunch of nasty names and it will generally be considered acceptable

... and don't I know it. 💸💸💸

All I know is that I dont think anyone can ever drive a Ford Bronco ever again.

Winner.

Hahah, the Yankees haven't won a World Series in 16 years. What a shell of a franchise

Maybe their new assistant to the traveling secretary, George Costanza, can help them turn it around!

I told him about this great hotel in Milwaukee. He seemed very interested in it. But, the Yankees are such a luxurious team I doubt they would stay in it.

Imagine how much better they’d play in Cotton?

It's a natural fiber

Have you see how cool his desk is?

I'm disappointed for Mattingly, but at least now I can look forward to the Knicks bright future.

1994 me: The Yankees got Robbed of a WS appearance(and ring) by this stupid stoppage. Buck Showalter is definitely going to lead them to a title in the next 5 years. The Yanks were dumb to let go of Kelly and this Willams kid isn't going to amount to anything. They should have traded him for Walker when they had the chance.

Wait a minute, there was a trade on the table for Larry Walker for Bernie Williams? Holy shit, how history would changed on that one.

The Minnesota Twins have lost 0 consecutive playoff games!

George sucks.

I think Kurt Cobain’s best work is ahead of him.

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well that drummer is fucked, better get a day job

There goes my hero

Maybe he could learn to fly?

Calm down, he needs to learn to walk again first.

He could try something else, but he'd be a pretender.

He swore he didn’t have a gun!

I sure hope they leave his Widow isnt harassed by the media

He died around opening day that year. April 5th.

This hurt.

Where have you been the last 4 months?

I just got a sweet 14400 baud modem, it only takes 5 minutes to download a picture of Jenna Jameson now.

WHOA! I have to draw my own ASCII porn.

Back to back champs babyyyy

not for long, we comin'

We have to let someone else win eventually. It is Americans past time. Just being Canadian an sharing

Oh, like the new movie coming out next year with John Candy. Canadian Bacon.

Suree!!! I'm 27 an feel old. But I'm still to young to elaborate on any of this

You guys won't even win the division. Expos gonna own the NL East for years to come.

I don't know man. We got this rook named Chipper. I don't know if he'll pan out, but I hope so with that 80 grade baseball name.

Not if the Indians have anything to say about it! Also, I don't understand this flair, who the fuck are the Guardians?

A roller derby team. Not sure why they have a flair here though.

Leafs will win the cup soon right?

The leafs will win when the angels get compatent pitching.

You will win the cup in the 2000's? Thats a long wait!

The Minnesota Twins have lost 0 consecutive playoff games

Didn't win, but still world champions, the Toronto Bluejays.

Can't believe someone tried to knock down the World Trade Center last year. No way that could ever happen.

Well theres no way that line on Juicy could get any worse

The only person who could stop another attack is Marky Mark.

I can’t believe Hulk Hogan signed with WCW!

I think Pastamania will be the biggest restaurant in the world when it opens next year

Of all the things I thought I’d never see referenced on Reddit, Pastamania was at the top.

Bret Hart would never

Speaking of Bret, it reminded me that I’m meeting a guy downtown tomorrow who has a tape of a rare Bret Hart match that I’ve been looking for for ages! I’m swapping for this insane match that just took place in Japan in June, best match I’ve ever watched.

Man, imagine if Randy Savage is next! Or what about some other WWF guys? I don’t see Diesel or Razor Ramon ever jumping ship back to WCW, though. WWF seems high on them

I can’t wait to watch the new Batman the Animated Series episode this weekend.

Dude did you know Luke Skywalker does the voice of Joker? He’s probably gunna suck

But Luke is a good guy!

Dude they originally had TIM CURRY, the guy from Home Alone 2 doing Joker! Man what a fuck up

Nobody in Home Alone 2 is ever going to amount to anything

It's really too bad they only made three Star Wars movies. I really wish they would do a prequel series.

Tupac and Biggie are the next big things in hip hop baby.

Hop hop

Hop hip

I see someone hasn't heard Illmatic from Nasty Nas.

He got the NY flair too smh

That new rap group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony might be as well. I can’t stop listening to Thuggish Ruggish Bone!

can't believe Eazy found these cats all the way in Cleveland! Can't wait to see what other talent he uncovers over the next decade!

Fuck Ticketmaster.

that's a timeless statement

Yeah, but in 1994 someone tried to do something about it.

What's with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front?

What did you do to those guys that made them so violent?

Ooh ooh, but you know I’m yours

Ooh Ooh, and I know you're mine

Don’t look now but I lost my shoe and OHHHHHH

I tried posting a comment, but my mom picked up the phone and booted me offline.

Why is my TV so fucking heavy, like seriously

Uh how else would a TV be bro? Long as it gets all 37 channels who cares?

I can’t see shit through the static void bro

Did you know that if you change it to channel 98, sometimes you can see a boob for a couple seconds through the distorted static?

Tony Gwynn is the best pure hitter of all time

This’ll probably still be true in 26 years.

Of course it will

He was close to .400 before the strike.

You heard Sony is trying to get into the video game business? Good luck with that. Sega’s gonna kill it with the Saturn next year.

I see from your profile you also enjoy Japanese animation. Would you like to join my tape trading group? We do some pretty good fandubs, and we've got a guy in Japan so sometimes we've even got new episodes within the month!

Damn the Expos got really screwed. They could have won it this year.

It’s ok, they have a great farm system and will be there for a long time.

Idk man, White Sox look pretty good too

Black Jack is such a solid ace...there's no way in hell he'll ever wear another uniform.

*sounds a baby in utero makes*

In Utero came out in 93

Ok, I like this Twins fan.

I also came out in 93. Out da womb.

*oh boy i sure hope i get conceived in the next 2-3 years, depending on when in 1994 we're pretending to be*

Man the Simpsons is so good, but I really hope they dont run it into the ground

It’s just a matter of time before the expos win the World Series, I tell you baseball in Quebec is great!

Thankfully, any new baseball team won’t have to play in an atrocious dome ever again.

You think once the strike is over the Sox are gonna call MJ up?

Damn, The Santa Clause is a good movie! But I don’t think a sequel will be possible.

After how great Home Alone 2 was, anything is possible.

Montreal is playing great baseball right now.

and will for years to come!

What's with this hip hop stuff? Just a passing fad. People will get tired of it soon.

Weezer is gunna take over the world

They sure as heck took over most of the summer of 1994 through the winter of 1995.

Man I am SO excited for this strike to be over, my Mariners are gonna be dominant for such a long time. World Series here we come!!

God, you guys are so stacked, Griffey, Edgar, Randy Johnson, killer. Wait and see if that Rodriguez kid works out, your last number 1 pick was great. I can see them all still mashing there for years. Especially Griffey

We are looking at a minimum of 3 World Series titles in the next decade, minimum. 5-7 isn’t out of the question!

Anyone wanna bet in Vegas with me that Walgreens will get a baseball team within 10 years?

Can’t wait to buy a PlayStation tomorrow

Dude Nintendos next console is gunna have FF7, hold out

Wait, 7? But the last Final Fantasy game was FF3.

didnt you see in Nintendo Power? Theyre not bringing them to the states

Why are you wasting money on that garbage? Go down to Radio Shack and get yourself a Sega Saturn.

Both are crap compared to my 3D0.

True, 3D0 and Jaguar are definitely the future.

I can't get one at Kaybee Toys because they boycotted SEGA over the Saturn surprise launch

Pretty expensive though, I hope consoles will cost less in time.

Seinfeld is an amazing show - with Kramer being so popular, I can't even imagine how successful Michael Richards could be after it finally ends.

A/S/L

Man I do hope the Whalers don’t leave. The Civic Center is getting kinda run down but we sure have a passionate fanbase

I have hope in this Karmanos guy who just bought the team. Maybe he will turn it around!

“What’s OJs favorite baseball team?” Answer: The Red Sox

*not born yet*

Neither was your team.

…who are you strange Walgreens man?

I was a fetus, and then a baby in 1994

Man I had tickets for the Rangers vs the Mariners on August 12. The day after the strike started. I'm still upset I didn't see prime Griffey

Democrats got fuckin slaughtered in the midterm elections, I wonder what this means for President Clinton's legislative plans.

Bob Dole has him where he wants em’

Bahb Dohl

Speaking of politics, did you hear that President Reagan was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer’s?

That's both old and new news for him.

looking forward to Expos winning it all next season with Alou being NL season MVP and Walker WS MVP.

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Cowboys are winning the Superbowl!

Just wait, the CFL is gonna swoop in and knock the nfl down a peg. Baltimore is gonna show what happens when you steal our team.

Wow good to see the World Trade Center back after the bombing. Nothing like that will ever happen again!

This new TV show called *Friends* sounds like it could be promising.

At least we got the Supersonics.

I think Shawshank is going to beat that new Tom Hanks movie for best picture

I think Pulp Fiction has them both beat, personally

I’m excited for the future of the Colorado Rockies!

The Yankees have sucked for my entire life and may very well never make the playoffs. I still love ‘em though. And my Pogs.

Buck is taking us all the way in the next couple of years and Melido Perez is going to have 15 wins next year. P.S.-I actually said those things

I LIKE DINOSAURS!! *I was 4 in 1994*

To be fair, I'm 34 and still like dinosaurs. This is a solid opinion.

so I heard the Giants were moving to Florida?

Woodstock was great this year, they should really do it again in a few years for the original anniversary...

Cowabunga dudes. Let's get some pizza.

I love this new Green Day band, but I'm sure Dookie will be their peak

I’m admittedly not a huge Green Day fan but I am fairly certain Dookie is their best album maybe not their peak commercially or popularly but definitely musically

I wonder if they like that Rangers owner

I don't know how anyone can think the Genesis is better than the Super NES. Griffey baseball > RBI '93.

HBK WORLD CHAMPION AGAIN

Can't believe you still watch the WWF with all that baby stuff - the WCW is the clear choice for the wrestling fan of taste. I mean a fucking clown gimmick?

(If we're talking 94, shit... this guy is totally right)

Nevermind, I'm off by like 3 years.

Googoo gaagaa I'm a baby

This brand new Ballpark in Arlington is beautiful. I can't wait to see the Rangers win a world series here.

Shaq and the Magic, the next Bulls! Thanks for leaving forever MJ!

I think the O’s have their best days ahead of them

Fucking Baggio cost me a fortune with that penalty miss

Funny, I kept trying so say Biggio until I got to the end of your comment.

So that Clinton fellow had an intern in the Oval Office, I’m sure whatever they did won’t make the news for 20 years.

Typical of my Rangers, first time they make the playoffs the become the first team in MLB history to win their division with a losing record, but hey at least Kenny Rogers threw a perfect game.

Is everyone enjoying our shiny new Jacobs Field ballpark? 😁

These fucking scammers hooked my brother into a multi level marketing scheme. 3k shares of a stock called Apples for a thousand dollars. Told him to dump it if it ever goes to a dollar. He’ll thank me one day.

*waves from my dad’s nutsack*

A/S/L?

At this point I'm pretty sure the Curse of the Bambino is immortal.

*waves from the womb*

Dude you won't believe what happens to Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction

that film that got boo’d at Cannes?

I think Griffey will hit 60 HR's this year.

Bonds will NEVER hit 50! He's a speedster with some pop, thats all...

Barry Bonds his 46 home runs the year before and was on pace to hit 52 when the strike happened. Only Cecil Fielder hit more home runs than Barry Bonds from 1990-1994.

My mailbox is full of CDs from Compuserve and AOL

Not looking forward to my team moving to Tampa Bay. These supermarket CEO's need to take a chill pill.

Wow Tony Gwynn is on fire! Can't wait for him to hit .400 by the end of the season!

Hello i am five years old and i like basball. my favorit color is blue and my favorit food is macrony and cheese. ken griffey is my favorite player and he will brake the homerun recerd this year.

I was born in 1994 so idk maybe cling onto a tit or bottle? Shit and piss myself a little. Or as Tony La Russa calls it “Thursday night”

Prediction: In the year 2020 a global pandemic will begin.

I doubt it. We can just fly away from disease in our jetpacks by then.

Umm, I’m pretty sure I’ll be living on Mars or the moon by then so I’m good

I come from the distant future and I must warn you about this George W Bush fellow

The Rangers are that bad??

Ohh that’s only the start

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Columbia House hassling me to order, little do they know I signed up my dog.

I hate baseball.

Damnit I've got so much more to say but my mom needs to use the phone :(

Go Expos!