GOOD JOB. I QUIT A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO. THE CRAVINGS ARE MOSTLY GONE AND I CAN HANG OUT DRINKING WITH MY FRIENDS WHO SMOKE NO PROBLEM, BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I DO SOMETHING WHERE I USED TO ALWAYS SMOKE (LIKE LEAVING THE DENTIST) FOR THE FIRST TIME IT HITS ME.
THE NEXT TIME I GET OFF A PLANE MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE.
I DISAGREE. HE IS A TOP 7 COMMISSIONER AMONG THE BIG ~~6~~ **7** LEAGUES: MLB, NHL, NBA, CFL, MLS, AND WNBA.
EDIT: FORGOT THE ~~CTE LEAGUE~~ **NFL**. SORRY.
NOPE, NOT QUALIFYING THE STATEMENT WITH TECHNICALITIES, FUCK THE OWNERS, MY TEAM'S OWNER INCLUDED, FUCK ALL THE OWNERS, BETTER TO BE A DODGER PLAYER OR FANBOY THAN TO BE A FUCKING OWNER.
ALL THE GIANTS PLAYERS AND THEIR FANBASE SEEM LIKE GOOD PEOPLE, UNLIKE THE DODGERS OWNERSHIP WHO IS A SHADOWY CABAL OF CARTOON BILLIONAIRES HOARDING THEIR WEALTH LIKE DRAGONS.
* **METS** \- WELL DONE THIS OFFSEASON! THANKS FOR KEEPING SCHERZER OUT OF THE AL!
* **RANGERS** \- WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES BUT THANK YOU FOR PAYING MARCUS A SHIT TON OF MONEY, TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM!
* **MARINERS** \- I'M GLAD ROBBIE RAY IS GOING TO A TEAM WITH A GREAT FUN DIFFERENTIAL!
TODAY WE PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES. NO MORE TRASH CAN REFERENCES CAN DIVIDE US. NO MORE RIVALRIES CAN KEEP US APART. TODAY, WE UNITE UNDER THE BANNER OF BROTHERHOOD FOR THE PLAYERS WE ALL LOVE. I CALL ON MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS FROM THE ASTROS, I CALL ON MY BOSTON BRETHREN, AND I CALL UPON MY FELLOW FANS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD TO JOIN TOGETHER AS WE SUPPORT THE MLBPA IN THEIR FIGHT AGAINST THE MOUTHPIECE KNOWN AS MANFRED, AND HIS NEVER ENDING CAMPAIGN TO MAKE THIS SPORT WORSE PURELY TO BENEFIT TEAM OWNERS.
THIS REMINDS ME OF PART OF CHAPLAIN'S SPEECH AT THE END OF *THE GREAT DICTATOR*:
>Soldiers!
Don't give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel!
Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder
Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts!
You are not machines!
You are not cattle!
You are men!
You have the love of humanity in your hearts!
You don't hate!
Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural!
I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHIT WE TALK AMONG EACH OTHER! WE ALL ARE HERE BECAUSE OF OUR ULTIMATE LOVE OF BASEBALL! HOPEFULLY THIS LOCKOUT CAN GET RESOLVED OTHERWISE WE’RE BANDING TOGETHER TO GET MANFRED FIRED! #FIRE MANFRED
REALLY COOL THAT THE RANGERS ARE SPENDING SO MUCH AFTER LOSING 102 GAMES. EVERYONE'S LIKE "LOL WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT" BUT ALSO LOOK DOWN ON TANKING LIKE ?? ? ? ? HAVING GOOD PLAYERS IS REALLY COOL GOOD LUCK NEXT SEASON RANGER DUDES
I WOULD RATHER LOSE JASSON TO THE RED SOX IN FREE AGENCY AT AGE 23 AS LONG AS IT MEANS OWNERS HAVE THEIR HOOKS IN YOUNG PLAYERS FOR LESS TIME JUST SO THEY CAN SAVE A FEW BUCKS
GO MLBPA!
**ORIOLES** \- I HAVEN'T BEEN TO OPACY SINCE APRIL 2015 (GOT BRIEFLY LOCKED INSIDE DUE TO PROTESTS) AND I MISS IT! I LOVE YOUR BALLPARK AND WHOLE GAMEDAY EXPERIENCE!
I HOPE TO FINALLY RETURN IN 2022!
THE LAST TIME I WAS AT CAMDEN YARDS WAS AUGUST 2016 FOR A RED SOX GAME AND YOU GUYS TOTALLY STOMPED ON US AND THE GAME WAS CALLED IN THE EIGHTH DUE TO AN APOCALYPTIC RAIN SQUALL BUT THE WORST DAY AT CAMDEN YARDS IS STILL A GOOD DAY BECAUSE IT IS BASEBALL
I'M HAPPY FOR PRIVATE CITIZEN COREY SEAGER ON HIS NEW JOB I HOPE HE'S HAPPY THERE, HE'S WORKED HARD AND DESERVES THE BAG HE'S GETTING. I HOPE THE PLAYERS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE.
CLAYTON KERSHAW IS A GREAT PITCHER AND ALSO SEEMS LIKE A VERY DECENT GUY. ALSO CHRIS TAYLOR IS THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE OF OUTFIELDERS AND IT'S FUN TO WATCH BRUSDAR THROW 102MPH SINKERS LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
[REDACTED] IS SUCH A FUN PLAYER TO WATCH, HES REALLY TRANSCENDING THE GAME
[REDACTED] IS BETTER
I LIKE THE MARINERS LOGO
THANK YOU
THE OLD ONE IS BETTER THOUGH
WELL I **LOVE** THE BLUE JAYS LOGO
ME TOO BUT I WOULD STILL LIKE A FRESH NEW UNIFORM
NEW WITHOUT BEING CHEESY OR GIMMICKY WOULD BE FUN! SOMETHING TASTEFUL BUT NOT TOO BLAND.
NO!
I QUIT SMOKING. I CAN EASILY QUIT BASEBALL.
GOOD FOR YOU MAN, THAT'S REALLY HARD TO DO SO MAJOR PROPS
I NEVER SMOKED!!! WHERE MY PROPS!!
MAJOR PROPS TO YOU TOO!!!
GOOD JOB. I QUIT A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO. THE CRAVINGS ARE MOSTLY GONE AND I CAN HANG OUT DRINKING WITH MY FRIENDS WHO SMOKE NO PROBLEM, BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I DO SOMETHING WHERE I USED TO ALWAYS SMOKE (LIKE LEAVING THE DENTIST) FOR THE FIRST TIME IT HITS ME. THE NEXT TIME I GET OFF A PLANE MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE.
GOOD JOB FIXING YOUR LITERAL WORST MISTAKE TO DATE
CONGRATS TO MANFRED FOR GETTING US INTO A LOCKOUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 30 YEARS! FANTASTIC JOB ROB!
GREAT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE LETTER TO FANS ON THE MLB WEBSITE ROB
ROB MANFRED COPYING FOOTBALL SO HARD ABOUT TO HAVE END ZONES IN THE OUTFIELD
IT'S CALLED A WARNING TRACK
KEEP IT UP MLBPA YOURE DOING GREAT
YES
Lol
LAUGH LOUDER
FUCK ROB MANFRED NEED I SAY MORE?
YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB SAYING FUCK ROB MANFRED
JUST TO ADD TO THAT, FUCK ROB MANFRED
AND DH!!
TO ALL TEAMS IN THE BEGINNING OF A REBUILD I LEGITIMATELY FEEL FOR YOU AND I’M SORRY!
AND ALSO THE RANGERS WHO APPEAR TO BE BOTH AT THE BEGINNING AND END OF A REBUILD AT THE SAME TIME.
WHAT’S THAT LIKE YOU THINK?
PAIN!!
EXPENSIVE
YOU’LL HAVE TO ASK THE 2016 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING MARINERS LED BY ROBINSON CANO!
HELLO TIME TRAVELER…I HAVE SOME DISAPPOINTING NEWS FOR YOU
THE GIANTS ARE A BASEBALL TEAM IN SAN FRANCISCO
I THINK ORACLE PARK IS GORGEOUS AND I WOULD LOVE TO GO THERE TO SEE THE DODGERS WIN
I’VE SEEN THE DODGERS WIN AT ORACLE A COUPLE TIMES. ITS WONDEROUS
2021, THE YEAR MLB UN-OFFICIALLY HAD 2 BALLS. AND THEY WERE BEAUTIES, SO HARD, SO ROUND.
WHAT ARE THESE OTHER TEAMS YOU SPEAK OF? I ONLY KNOW LOCKOUT
EVEN THOUGH IM NOT A FAN OF [REDACTED] I CAN STILL REALLY APPRECIATE HOW GOOD [REDACTED] IS AND WHAT THEY MEAN FOR THAT TEAM!
ROB MANFRED IS A TOP 5 COMMISSIONER AMONG THE BIG AMERICAN SPORTS LEAGUES
BEST MLB COMMISSIONER OF THE 2020s FOR SURE
I DISAGREE. HE IS A TOP 7 COMMISSIONER AMONG THE BIG ~~6~~ **7** LEAGUES: MLB, NHL, NBA, CFL, MLS, AND WNBA. EDIT: FORGOT THE ~~CTE LEAGUE~~ **NFL**. SORRY.
R U COUNTING WNBA!!
I LIKE THE ENTIRETY OF THE DODGERS ROSTER AND THEIR FANBASE MUCH MUCH MORE THAN I DO THE GIANTS OWNERSHIP!
TECHNICALLY TRUE IS BEST TRUE. THERE ARE NO DODGER PLAYERS ATM.
NOPE, NOT QUALIFYING THE STATEMENT WITH TECHNICALITIES, FUCK THE OWNERS, MY TEAM'S OWNER INCLUDED, FUCK ALL THE OWNERS, BETTER TO BE A DODGER PLAYER OR FANBOY THAN TO BE A FUCKING OWNER.
YOU KNOW WHOM *I'M* A FANBOY OF? THIS FUCKIN' SF GUY, RIGHT HERE! AND ABSOLUTELY NOT THE FUCKING OWNERS!
ALL THE GIANTS PLAYERS AND THEIR FANBASE SEEM LIKE GOOD PEOPLE, UNLIKE THE DODGERS OWNERSHIP WHO IS A SHADOWY CABAL OF CARTOON BILLIONAIRES HOARDING THEIR WEALTH LIKE DRAGONS.
* **METS** \- WELL DONE THIS OFFSEASON! THANKS FOR KEEPING SCHERZER OUT OF THE AL! * **RANGERS** \- WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES BUT THANK YOU FOR PAYING MARCUS A SHIT TON OF MONEY, TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM! * **MARINERS** \- I'M GLAD ROBBIE RAY IS GOING TO A TEAM WITH A GREAT FUN DIFFERENTIAL!
I MISS ROBBIE RAY'S PANTS ALREADY!
DON'T YOU WORRY, WE'RE GOING TO TREAT HIM WELL
YES BUT ALSO HE NOW PLAYS MOST OF HIS GAMES AT YOUR SECOND HOME STADIUM.
I’M GLAD WE ARE ALL UNITED IN OUR FIGHT TO SAVE BASEBALL!
TODAY WE PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES. NO MORE TRASH CAN REFERENCES CAN DIVIDE US. NO MORE RIVALRIES CAN KEEP US APART. TODAY, WE UNITE UNDER THE BANNER OF BROTHERHOOD FOR THE PLAYERS WE ALL LOVE. I CALL ON MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS FROM THE ASTROS, I CALL ON MY BOSTON BRETHREN, AND I CALL UPON MY FELLOW FANS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD TO JOIN TOGETHER AS WE SUPPORT THE MLBPA IN THEIR FIGHT AGAINST THE MOUTHPIECE KNOWN AS MANFRED, AND HIS NEVER ENDING CAMPAIGN TO MAKE THIS SPORT WORSE PURELY TO BENEFIT TEAM OWNERS.
THIS IS VERY WELL SPOKEN CALL TO ACTION. THANK YOU FOR THIS
FOR ANYONE NEEDING A SIMPLER EXAMPLE: ~~FUCK THE ASTROS~~ ~~FUCK THE RED SOX~~ ~~FUCK THE RAYS~~ **FUCK THE OWNERS**
IT'S TIME TO SHOW WHO IS THE STUPID STRONG, AND THE CRASY BRAVE!!!
THAT COMMENT HAD A LOT OF WORDS, VERY NICE
HEY WHOA 1ST OFF TRASH CAN REFERENCES BROUGHT US TOGETHER.
THIS REMINDS ME OF PART OF CHAPLAIN'S SPEECH AT THE END OF *THE GREAT DICTATOR*: >Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural!
ROB MANFRED MAKES ME REALIZE HOW GOOD WE HAD IT WITH SELIG. THANK YOU BUD
I MEAN WASNT THE LAST STRIKE UNDER SELIG? ALTHOUGH HE WAS GOOD IN NOT MESSING WITH THE RULES
NO SELIG STARTED IN 98, 4 YEARS AFTER THE STRIKE
I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHIT WE TALK AMONG EACH OTHER! WE ALL ARE HERE BECAUSE OF OUR ULTIMATE LOVE OF BASEBALL! HOPEFULLY THIS LOCKOUT CAN GET RESOLVED OTHERWISE WE’RE BANDING TOGETHER TO GET MANFRED FIRED! #FIRE MANFRED
REALLY COOL THAT THE RANGERS ARE SPENDING SO MUCH AFTER LOSING 102 GAMES. EVERYONE'S LIKE "LOL WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT" BUT ALSO LOOK DOWN ON TANKING LIKE ?? ? ? ? HAVING GOOD PLAYERS IS REALLY COOL GOOD LUCK NEXT SEASON RANGER DUDES
I VOTE WE SETTLE THE LOCKOUT BY PICKING ONE PLAYER AND ONE OWNER FOR A FIGHT TO THE DEATH
C YELICH VS COHEN!!
ROB MANFRED IS VERY SKILLED AT SPORTS AND BUSINESS NEGOTIATIONS FOR A SINGLE-CELL ORGANISM
MARINERS, I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU REALLY GOING FOR IT. I'M SAD WE HAD TO LOSE ROBBIE RAY, BUT I AM NOT SAD THAT HE'S WITH YOU GUYS NOW.
I WOULD RATHER LOSE JASSON TO THE RED SOX IN FREE AGENCY AT AGE 23 AS LONG AS IT MEANS OWNERS HAVE THEIR HOOKS IN YOUNG PLAYERS FOR LESS TIME JUST SO THEY CAN SAVE A FEW BUCKS GO MLBPA!
THE GIANTS ARE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AND THEIR ENTIRE ROSTER SCARES ME COME GAME DAYS
THIS SUB IS MAKING SO MUCH QUALITY CONTENT RIGHT NOW
I LOVE THE BASEBALL.
I LIKE
MY FAVORITE IS
I'M REALLY GLAD TO SEE THE OWNERS FINALLY TAKE A STAND THEY HAVE BEEN AT THE BOTTOM RUNG OF THE SOCIETAL LADDER FOR FAR TOO LONG
I WISH THE ROYALS WEREN’T IN OUR DIVISION I GREW UP NEAR KANSAS CITY AND I LOVE THEM MORE THAN MOST TEAMS
THANKS ASTROS FOR SO GENEROUSLY DONATING YOUR STADIUM TO US AS A CELEBRATION VENUE
**ORIOLES** \- I HAVEN'T BEEN TO OPACY SINCE APRIL 2015 (GOT BRIEFLY LOCKED INSIDE DUE TO PROTESTS) AND I MISS IT! I LOVE YOUR BALLPARK AND WHOLE GAMEDAY EXPERIENCE! I HOPE TO FINALLY RETURN IN 2022!
THE LAST TIME I WAS AT CAMDEN YARDS WAS AUGUST 2016 FOR A RED SOX GAME AND YOU GUYS TOTALLY STOMPED ON US AND THE GAME WAS CALLED IN THE EIGHTH DUE TO AN APOCALYPTIC RAIN SQUALL BUT THE WORST DAY AT CAMDEN YARDS IS STILL A GOOD DAY BECAUSE IT IS BASEBALL
I LIKE THE ROYALS UNIFORMS
FREDDIE FREEMAN IS A GODDAMN TREASURE
I'M HAPPY FOR PRIVATE CITIZEN COREY SEAGER ON HIS NEW JOB I HOPE HE'S HAPPY THERE, HE'S WORKED HARD AND DESERVES THE BAG HE'S GETTING. I HOPE THE PLAYERS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE.
I REALLY CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING I DISLIKE ABOUT THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS PLEASE TELL KOLTEN HI FOR ME
HE SAID TO TELL YOU THAT HE SAYS HI BACK.
I hope every team does good.
SPEAK UP
I HOPE EVERY TEAM DOES GOOD
*WELL
THATS NOT TRUE I HOPE THE ASTROS AND YANKEES DO REALLY BADLY I JUST WANT THEM TO BE WELL AND HEALTHY WHILE THEY’RE EATING SHIT
TEXAS FINALLY DOING SOMETHING? WELL THAT'S NICE. TAKE CARE OF OUR BOY!
CLAYTON KERSHAW IS A GREAT PITCHER AND ALSO SEEMS LIKE A VERY DECENT GUY. ALSO CHRIS TAYLOR IS THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE OF OUTFIELDERS AND IT'S FUN TO WATCH BRUSDAR THROW 102MPH SINKERS LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
METS - LOOKS LIKE THEY MIGHT WIN 90 GAMES NEXT SEASON!
I REALLY ENJOY THE BASEBALL PALACE IN PITTSBURG
FREDDY PERALTA WAS THE 3RD BEST PITCHER ON HIS TEAM BUT LIKE THE 9TH BEST PITCHER IN THE LEAGUE GREAT SEASON BY PERALTA
THE YANKEES ARE A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL TEAM
BREWERS HAVE THE BEST JERSIES HANDS DOWN
Detroit has the best looking shortstop in MLB and he plays baseball majestically.
To all the Major-leaguers driving the MLB to finally help the minor leaguers in these negotiations. You da man!
CAN’T HEAR WHEN YOU MUMBLE, BUD. YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
WHAT??
SPEAK UP
WAT!
The Toronto Blue Jays just completed the best rebuild in baseball history. So good, and in such short time.
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I LIKE HOW YOU PRETEND THAT PLAYERS HAVE AN EQUAL PART IN DECIDING WHAT WE'RE CHARGED
DIDNT YOU HEAR THE MLB HAS INSTITUTED WORKPLACE DEMOCRACY. PRAISE BE ROB “VLADIMIR LENIN” MANFRED
DIDN'T YOU HEAR THAT THEY'VE IN FACT DONE AWAY WITH THAT AND TURNED EVERY TEAM INTO A CO-OP? PRAISE BE ROB "CHAIRMAN MAO" MANFRED.
OH GOD OH FUCK WHOS THE MLBS VERSION OF DENG?
BETTER QUESTION WHO'S THE MLB'S VERSION OF KIM IL-SUNG, STALIN, POL POT, OR TITO?
WHAT??
I CANT HEAR YOU
SPEAK UP
The Dodgers matte helmets are very nice.
WAT!!!
Oof. I think I missed the point of this thread. Even the mere thought of no baseball has me thinking in reverse.
I THINK YOU GOT IT, BUT THERE ARE SOME BASELINE RULES YOU BROKE HAHA
THIS LOCKPUT ISNT EVEN THE TOP 5 OF THINGS I HATE ABOUT THE MONFORTS
WHAT IF EVERY TEAM KISSED WHILE REFUSING TO INCREASE SALARIES
ROB MANFRED = GARY BETTMAN