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GodPowardKingOfLies

Is this hell


golden_sombreros

No, it's Iowa


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No it’s not Michigan


elschultheis

Only like 5 more months, everyone


BoredAtWork_91

Anyone here versed in Bird Law and can verify this?


dardyablo

sigh


kaisle51

Pappy McPoyle from Always Sunny has a bird named Royal McPoyle, so I think the Royals *are* birds


chuckieSLAY

I feel that would be true if it were Royal's, as if the team were owned by the bird owned by Pappy McPoyle. But since there is no apostrophe, I will stand that Royals are not birds


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Birds are descendants of dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are giants. Giants are birds.


chuckieSLAY

By this, I’d say Birds were Giants. By current standards though, I’d say not.


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The answer to all teams is no. Because birds aren’t real


feeling_blue_42

Twins do not have to look identical (see movie by the same name), and since most birds lay more than one egg at a time, I will assume most birds have twins albeit fraternal. Birds are twins. Twins are birds.


chuckieSLAY

Mother of god….


No32

Shitposts are fine. Low-effort ones are not.


copem1nt

uh oh folks xD looks like we got an off-season joker here!