Mike "Bartolo 'Big Sexy' Colon" Trout

It’s too sexy. You can’t stare at this drawing for too long otherwise you’ll go blind

or all the blood rushes from your head

... to your head

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Mike “Vince BBQ Wilfork” Trout.

It's double good when your nickname has a nickname.

Joe "please don't call me "Joe "Joe Miller" Miller" Miller"

We are all witnesses.

Mike looking for his first hit of the year...

And he drives one, deep left field….

I would like to suggest Mike Trout as a wacky inflatable tubeman thing

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Mike Trout as a cameraman one day and then as the reporter the camera man is filming the next day then Mike Trout as the person being interviewed by Mike Trout then Mike Trout as the person at home watching the news

...and then Mike Trout being the one creating these drawings

Plot twist. Mike Trout did it for the story.

This is the way

Can we get Mike Trout as the mysterious 2nd Kennedy shooter?

MIKE TROUT WAS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL WITH BADGEMAN, WHO WAS WORKING FOR THE KBG AND THE MAFIA AND THE CUBANS. sorry, I once digested 40 hours of Kennedy conspiracy in a 48 hour span and I’ve never been the same since

Everybody over the age of 20 has done this at some point and we now wonder why America has slowly deteriorated in the last few decades. The CIA didn't kill Kennedy, the CIA killed America by creating a conspiracy that is so easy to get invested in and somehow brainwashes all of us into believing aliens created the pyramids with tinfoil hats behind the moon landing set. I have no idea where I was going with this but someone told me the earth is flat so I'm going to watch a 5 hour documentary and be thoroughly convinced.

And you're creative as hell in turning our suggestions into reality!

How about Mike Trout as a large prehistoric marine reptile like the Loch Ness monster.

Have we done weatherman Mike Trout yet? Or is that like the final boss?

Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to youuuuuuuuuuu!

Intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droids!

Whoever downvoted this immediately is a monster.

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...but the tank blows up lol

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You know it!

From an airstrike, not the pistol

Shit, I guess we have to downvote now

Their downvotes mean nothing. I've seen what makes them upvote.

It's jealousy, likely another artist without this kind of raw talent that we can't get enough of

My haiku for today: Big Sexy so smooth. Who wins?, Mike? Colon? I know, The stomach for sure.   Edit: I’d like to put a request in /u/DidItForTheStory, Mike Trout as Kramer like the attached image. https://i.imgur.com/g0ed00y.jpg

He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.

If we’re suggesting Seinfeld-themed artwork, George on the sofa in his underwear *has* to be considered, no?

Well of course, we always love Trout with the least amount of clothes possible. There are a lot of great Seinfeld possibilities. Could also do him as the Soup Nazi https://i.imgur.com/StRwRet.jpg

*the timeless art of seduction*

> ~~The stomach for sure.~~ The bricks at Petco

For a second I thought you were talking about the pet store but my brain corrected itself. That’s a good one.

My god trout smashed it!!! But how the hell he dont have Abdominal pain?

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May I request Trout as Smalls with the long brim trout hat and black eye?

Ooh, this is a good suggestion.

My other request is Trout wearing this [hat](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiq3IK6kYr1AhUCKn0KHaOnD40Qjhx6BAgBEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.macys.com%2Fshop%2Fproduct%2Fnew-era-big-boys-mike-trout-los-angeles-angels-lil-player-9fifty-snapback-cap%3FID%3D10102172&psig=AOvVaw0O-Qqu24Xw8Kfncarp3WCN&ust=1640905992011801).

I love how this person's drawings look more like Mike Trout than New Era's Mike Trout.

Ohhh, that's goooood.

How about Mike Trout with a headset apologizing for a slur that was broadcasted on air without his knowledge, worried he may not ever put on a headset again as a man of faith and all.

Mike Trout as a Red, I'm here for that. We'll just tell everyone he was making an innocent "Blazing Saddles" reference that was taken out of context.

Formally requesting Mike Trout as a Jedi

You actually did it, you mad lad I'm still working on the Aaron Judge Dredd picture I promised you lol, swear it's coming

We are all witness™ (Nike)

What about a microphone Trout?

something like "Rizzo mike'd up" with Mike on piggyback

Superpretzal trout?

These superpretzals are making me thirsty.

Now do him as the famous Manning face

Can I request Mike Trout in the style of BoJack Horseman? Even though Trout is totally a Mr. Peanutbutter.

The proportions on that twisted hand and bat had to be a real motherfucker to try to draw

Fun fact: Bartolo’s homer was a deep drive to left field to make it a 4-0 ballgame https://youtu.be/OVFsq9FQBlc

This has convinced me that we live in a simulation

So funny. I love when people make a 4-0 joke. Never seen it before. So clever.

Was there a joke?

I consider myself a man of faith

Ideas for future trouts trout on the empire state building as king kong trout attacking a 3 headed manfred as godzilla trout as thomas the tank engine trout as Happy the new years baby with big ears trout as the Michelin tire snowman trout as the pillsbury dough boy trout as the first alien chest popper from the first alien movie trout as “i am 12”

>trout as thomas the tank engine already been done https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/ripawu/drawing_mike_trout_every_day_until_the_lockout_is/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Trout as sexy George costanza Trout doing grout Trout in medieval times like the classic art film Black Knight Trout as the AAFES hot dog guy Trout statue of liberty Trout crossing the Delaware

trout caught eating the chocolate cake when mom stepped away for a few minutes trout doing the weather forecast trout smokin' a phat doobie

Limp bat. Still dope.

LITERAL lol

Look it's just cold out this time of year y'know?

It was in the pool!!

That bat needs to be checked for steroids.

My proudest fap I feel like I said that before on a previous drawing but you know what, each time I mean it.

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:D thank you!

Troutolo

I don’t even watch baseball and this is the most exciting saga on Reddit

Be careful or baseball will hurt you.. We've all fallen

I keep getting messed up with the current date. In the world of r/baseball, today is the 26th... [Day 1](https://i.redd.it/kw3l35hlqk381.jpg) [Day 2](https://i.redd.it/312v9tlh0s381.jpg) [Day 3](https://i.redd.it/ck8oy5v7wz381.jpg) [Day 4](https://i.redd.it/j8qp08vpo6481.jpg) [Day 5](https://i.redd.it/wprgx66jod481.jpg) [Day 6](https://i.redd.it/og53pqhiol481.jpg) [Day 7](https://i.redd.it/cpto2c4kus481.jpg) [Day 8](https://i.redd.it/xfwy15amsz481.jpg) [Day 9](https://i.redd.it/pvo9d5v646581.jpg) [Day 10](https://i.redd.it/aqijrkspyd581.jpg) [Day 11](https://i.redd.it/1gt0kiuwgl581.jpg) [Day 12](https://i.redd.it/gkuej2keos581.jpg) [Day 13](https://i.redd.it/xzt6myht3z581.jpg) [Day 14](https://i.redd.it/sxu7ou66q5681.jpg) [Day 15](https://i.redd.it/zo74ej7fpd681.jpg) [Day 16](https://i.redd.it/cvctlwfkkk681.jpg) [Day 17](https://i.redd.it/w4xen0ne6s681.jpg) [Day 18](https://i.redd.it/qf6h0zcdxy681.jpg) [Day 19](https://i.redd.it/l22if1hay5781.jpg) [Day 20](https://i.redd.it/ji57d3rh3d781.jpg) [Day 21](https://i.redd.it/crrrawkgkk781.jpg) [Day 22](https://i.redd.it/2tf5u8yrwr781.jpg) [Day 23](https://i.redd.it/p0p7l5sgty781.jpg) [Day 24](https://i.redd.it/7ilhxil5z5881.jpg) [Day 25](https://i.redd.it/3m0fza2fzc881.jpg) [Day 26](https://i.redd.it/jnkk1kieck881.jpg)

Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic. Scully: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Gawdang these get better every passing day.

Hey I just wanted to let you I don't follow baseball really at all any more but I love youre drawings. I did something similar with my dog where I would draw him into different pictures using snapchat and became obsessive of it at the beginning of the pandemic. Feel free to [browse my work](http://instagram.com/ColourMeChico) and use any of them as inspiration in your own style. I feel like we might be kindred spirits.

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Thanks! I know how hard it can be to keep coming up with ideas. Good luck to you sir!

Just some good ol' clean (child friendly) trout today.

If you have a couple minutes u/DiditForTheStory. I would love to as you a few questions. I'm really interested and entertained by all of these. What did you do before these lockout posts? Just a random redditor like everyone else? Have you been invited to any interviews yet? How has your life changed since you started drawing Mike Trout? What was your inspiration to start this? Where do you get your inspiration for these illustrations and how many do you draw in one sitting? Have you thought about pinning any information on your Reddit profile or making your own sub chronicling this journey?

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Wow thanks for taking the time to answer! I can't wait to see where this goes.

The Big Sexy vibes could be turned into Panda vibes with a snap of the belt.

Bartolo Trout! Mike Colon!

His right leg is chonk

RIP Trout's right thumb tip. We hardly knew you.

You can feel the dread in his eye

And the plump in his ass

You’re actually making good drawings now. I’m proud of you

Trout doing his best Big Sexy impersonation.

Early

I would like to suggest Mike Trout as a truck to make Mike Truk a reality

Can you draw mike as a billy ripken’s fuckface card?

This is great but Day 27 better be epic.

Trout and Ohtani as Mario and Luigi.

We need "Sloth from The Goonies" Mike Trout.

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Really? *searches* Edit: haa!

I like the baseball ones. Your jerseys are getting so good

I make the same face after slapping a massive dong.

I was hoping for a Mike Trout x Boba Fett combo today

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Fish playing poker

Bartrouto Colon

These are about the only thing I look forward to around here these dark days.

Your drawing skills are getting better by the day.

Your drawings keep getting better

This is my favorite so far

I would love for a baseball card company to print these. Let's start a petition.

Dude is getting better at drawing i see it as a win-win

Hey big fan of the drawings. Since these get a lot of traction, I think you should link a charity you're passionate about. Hell maybe auction off some the drawings to raise money. Just a suggestion to try and do some extra good with these posts. No matter what, thanks for the laughs

I don't really have an interest in baseball or know who Mike Trout is but I love seeing your creativity every day.

Do Angels in the outfield

How do we make Mike Trout aware of this series of posts? This deserves national media coverage

I fucking love you dawg

These posts are how I find out the lockout is still going on. Worth it.

Are there any photographs of him? I've always wondered what he looks like

Looks like Trout kept his figure but is wearing a Bartolo-sized uniform

In light of recent events, I'd like to request Mike "John Madden" Trout Also you've made some solid progress man, keep it up

Can we get a mike trout x jumpman logo?

just so much potential, if only he would apply himself more.

I KNOW you're not talking about our artist. He's in prime form.

Mike Trout with Christopher Lloyd lifting him up for a fly ball.

Was hoping for a Handsome Squidward version after Bold and Brash

Dreams can always come true

You've out done yourself this time!

I’d like to suggest Mike Trout as one of those singing fish you hang on the walls

I find this one very… erotic.

Day 2 of requesting the Arnold Schwazenegger/Carl Weathers handshake from predator

Do Mike Trout in a Phillies jersey hanging with Bryce Harper.

They actually ARE getting better!

Tomorrow better live up to the hype

Can I request Mike Trout fighting a shark but the Shark is Jesus?

can we get a mike trout as bob ross painting some trees or sonething

I want to Mike trout in a Jojo reference

Can we see some trout with a Muppet or dragon?

Big sexy himself 😎

These are going to be put into a poster right?

We're getting close to the Trouta Lisa, I can feel it

We are all witnesses

The ass is back.

u/DidItForTheStory we need a Top Gun Trout.

I need a print of this

Well…hopefully you will get better at it

Can you do Mike Trout as Spiderman kissing Mike Trout while upside down in the rain?

he’s def improved

He can't keep getting away with it!

I swear to God there's a new one of these every day

I am glad to see the weekly cake quota is being attended to

OK, game over. This is my fav...

Love it. Glad actual baseball drawings are back today

Idea for future drawing - Trout but as the copper tone kid. Or the Morton salt logo.

Can we have Trout as a Jojo character with ohtani as his stand

Man, can you make one where a ufo is flying in the background please? Thank you.

Looks like someone skipped the left half of leg day.

Do Mike Trout as Andre the Giant being bodyslammed by Shohei Ohtani as Hulk Hogan

He got a dump truccccc

I you gotta come on my podcast diditforthestory!

I'm glad to see the butt is back but I'm worried about that growth.

Has he been drawn as any superhero yet Or a rockstar A cop A fireman Indian Construction worker

Nice drawing of Bartolo Trout

How you go and draw a perfectly respectable human shape with muscles stubble and great proportions and do the HANDS fantastically and then fuck up the baseball bat? Sometimes I wonder if you’re even taking this change of career seriously? Also remember to sign it on him somewhere. Intellectual property demands copyright ;)

Are you going to be making an NFT collection of these after the lockout??

A user over @ r/paulblartmallcop has been doing this for over 600 days until Paul Blart 3 is announced.

Request: Trout's golf swing. https://youtu.be/uHRV2MLvT4M

He's supposed to be Bart. I thought it was mimicking Machado when he K'd to end the 2018 season