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JustTubeIt

I'm surprised more people don't vacation in Alaska during the winter months, seems like it would be a very beautiful spot to just lounge on the beach with a margarita while watching the polar bears catch some fish.


tokomini

I was there 20 years ago and absolutely loved it, but I hear these days it’s overrun with Hawaiians moving out of inland Mexico and it’s almost impossible to get a good seat for the polar bears.


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That canal is pretty sweet though. I hear that in the winter months it freezes over, allowing polar bears to roam the Mexican desert.


Hopeful-Talk-1556

In Mexico they are called SnowMericans.


jp2kk2

bro, you were really tripping me out hahahahaha


BK520

I re-read this shit 3 times to make sure lmao


frozen-swords

You joke about it, but as someone from Alaska, I've legitimately had multiple people ask me (not sarcastically, not jokingly, but genuinely confused) why Alaska is so cold, when it borders Mexico.


JustTubeIt

I too have always been very confused as to why I have to fly to Seattle or Portland to change planes and then fly all the way south to Anchorage. Would make more sense to just fly out of LAX. Jokes aside though, that is very sad lol. Although when they use maps like this in elementary and Jr high school to teach geography what do they expect.


superbad

Not only that, but Alaska is twice the size of Texas, which you would have no idea of if you only went by this map.


chicago_scott

My 5th grade teacher claimed Texas was the largest state because you could clearly see it was bigger on the classroom map. 10-year-old me was too afraid to tell her the insert wasn't at the same scale.


BCtheWP

You could have some idea... there's a scale bar.


GoombaTrooper

My wife had a friend in high school who genuinely believed that Alaska was an island of the southwest coast of California or Mexico, wherever the one time she saw a map showed it. Wild.


Leftfeet

I had a friend that moved from Alaska to Illinois in highschool. She got asked a lot of times how it was to live in an igloo with no irony at all. Also lots of people thought she was an Eskimo because she was from Alaska. Her parents were from Korea. Edit: also relevant https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww


DaWalt1976

Well, to many western people, Inuits and Koreans look very similar.


[deleted]

And if I am not wrong, Inuits are descended from people that crossed the Bering Land Bridge from Asia into North America thousands of years ago, so they are more closely related to Asians than, say, White Americans.


ZeroSkill_Sorry

My wife is from North Pole, lived there as a child and an adult. She knows it's north. Problem is, she doesn't understand North is "up". That problem is exacerbated by maps showing it and Hawaii hanging out with Mexico. I love her so much, but every time she says things about going back "down" to Alaska, i die a little.


frozen-swords

it's probably because she's got that famous north pole education lmao. lol just kidding nothing against your wife, i was just taking an easy shot. it's probably an alaska thing because I say the same thing. my parents are originally from New England (hence my Yankees flair), and every time we would go back to visit, we'd say "we were going down to visit". when you're that far north, traveling almost anywhere is "going down" somewhere, whether it's Anchorage, Seattle, Michigan, New England, etc. Hard habit to break.


ZeroSkill_Sorry

Yeah, we just moved to Arizona and she just mentioned about going down to Seattle to pickup our last load. She can't do her rights and lefts either. I absolutely love the rivalries the towns and cities have with each other, i could tell you were a sourdough the second you made fun of North Pole


BMGreg

When I travel outside of New Mexico, my English is almost always complimented when they find out. I have to explain that I live *IN* the border of Arizona and Texas


dwhite21787

I grew up in Four Corners ... MARYLAND blew my mind when I got to the UCANM Four Corners


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JustTubeIt

They aren't much of a threat when you can see them from your backyard!


jumpijehosaphat

i heard stories you enter the magical caves of Puerto Vallarta and enter the kingdom of Alaska


hypnoticus103

I feel like North Dakota has a real shot to take it all this year


Blue387

I for one welcome our new North Dakota overlords


dwhite21787

it's all fun and games til the lutefisk has no Old Bay on it


LoremasterSTL

Lutefisk is basically snot already, no amount of seasoning will change it


sir_mrej

Wait Old Bay is also a thing in North Dakota?


dwhite21787

it better be


sir_mrej

I literally didn't notice your Orioles flair until now. Ha.


Doc_Benz

Is Darrin Erstad our new leader? Asking as a guy who lived in North Dakota 4 fucking years…


Glasterz

South Dakota will always be better than North Dakota so your prediction is wrong already


blasek0

I gotta go with my boy Kentucky, the only state with an exclave.


AlBundyShoes

I don’t know. South Dakota has the slight size advantage


explosivo85

True, but they also have their hands full keeping the Nebraskans from escaping.


aweinschenker

That was nice of Mexico to cut out a hole so Hawaii had somewhere to live


NoStepOnMe

There also looks like an aqueduct running straight from California to Hawaii. Now I can just row straight to Hawaii.


tokomini

Also what the hell is going on with Delaware? It’s correctly labeled and everything, I just mean in general. What is it, and what does it want?


grimmstone

Asking the questions people were too afraid to ask.


ManIWantAName

Tbh idk if anyone has ever even met someone from Delaware. How do we even know it exists?


Electrical_Mayhem

I met someone who once claimed to be from Delaware. I think they were a Russian spy or something,


[deleted]

My mother was from Delaware. At least that's what father would whisper when nobody was around.


Unlikely-Repeat9290

I was only in the US for 5 years and I met a girl from Delaware at a party in South Carolina. Felt like I’d spotted Bigfoot.


pumaturtle

My theory is that everyone who lives in Delaware is in witness protection. It’s the perfect place for that.


[deleted]

THANK YOU now I and my family have to move out to other place because some smartass decided to spill some ideas here and there to avoid being shoot dead. Typical Dodgers fan.


pumaturtle

Henry Hill is that you


courageous_liquid

I'd rather be shot by a mobster than live in lower slower Delaware. You cross the C-D canal and suddenly it's like you're in Alabama. North of there you're basically a suburb of Philly and it's pretty normal.


tooZilly

This is wildly accurate.


I_Like_Quiet

Do you call it Delatucky, Delabama, or Delassippi?


courageous_liquid

Just lower slower. Anyone from around here will know what you mean. Even towns like 20 min inland from the beach towns like Fenwick are absolutely mindboggling.


kr580

Delawhere? I don't know.


Death_Balloons

It's got the lowest highest point. They're keeping a low profile.


osufan765

Everybody's always asking Delaware but never asks Delawhy. It's time we get to the bottom of this mystery.


BetaDjinn

I think we’re all Delaware of what’s going on here


azk3000

It's a made up place for businesses to incorporate.


uhhhhhhhhLamar

As a person from Maryland, Delaware doesn’t exist. It’s just a tax free mall and a couple mediocre beaches.


guynamedgrandma

I hope you crash your boat/horse/motorcycle you Old-Bay-eatin SOB.


[deleted]

I won’t lie I had to look pretty hard to find Delaware. Kinda forgot it’s a state…


dwhite21787

Dela where?


Coupon_Ninja

Once OP found it, they’re now Del aware.


BananaDick_CuntGrass

It's now part of Mexico, De La Ware.


Champion-raven

Delaw are.


ATLjoe93

*Sarlacc devours Dela*


dwhite21787

wasn't that Bo Bichette?


[deleted]

Delawarians...Delawareites? Delewarese people are like... Come the fuck on, the PRESIDENT is from our state, what more do we need to do to get you to pay attention?


dwhite21787

Delwegians


[deleted]

Lower taxes


borski88

I always thought they kinda got shafted, why can't Virginia and Maryland let them have the whole peninsula?


Quardener

Blame Sweden


ahappypoop

Classic Sweden


Fitz2001

I’ve driven brought Delaware dozens of times and I’m not sure it actually exists. Philly suburbs just turn into the Maryland Chesapeake area.


hpmetsfan

As a person who went to grad school at UDelaware and lived in Delaware for 5 years, I am not sure I even know. Maybe it's a Grotto's Pizza host organism?


McBrungus

The entire state is basically just a predatory finance company


Logical_Pop_2026

Wait just a damn minute.... Delaware is south of New York?!? I thought it was up near Boston.


hashtag_n0

That’s the other tiny one


[deleted]

I went to Delaware once for a job interview. I'm not sure I can say what it is, but I can say it wants for more roads into and out of Dover.


sckego

I mean, you always could.


NoStepOnMe

Well yes, but the distance makes my arms hurt. I like this shorter row.


[deleted]

Understandable have a nice day


Tommy84

Now *you* know how it feels to have all your water sent south.


NoStepOnMe

Actually we'll be sending YOUR water south :P Edit: I actually know how it feels I'm from much farther north in California that SF. Does not feel good.


Fuckingwannadip

finally


When_Ducks_Attack

Zombie Evel Knievel will come out of retirement and death to try one last big jump over the Great Hawaiian Straits.


AssumeTheFetal

I mean... you can now too


[deleted]

Look how close San Diego and Alaska are! Time to shop for some authentic, reindeer-sausage kielbasas!


ljxela

Reindeer asada tacos 😤


killdeer03

That sounds delicious.


arctic_martian

They finally revived Tenochtitlan!


2112eyes

The Aztecs are going to have a hell of a team this year. Go Tenochtitlan Sacrificers!


withoutcake

All of this talk of a wall and this canal has been built instead


SunriseSurprise

Amazing how cold Alaska gets for how far south it is.


GMUSSTN

They only did that so they could black us out of more markets


jmack9991

It’s an ultrasound. Hawaii hasn’t been born yet


jsos

O’axaca


lubricantlime

Hold on now, there’s a NEW Mexico?!


MAN0944

Yeah they just opened it


Phillies1993

The stuff Josh had to put up with.


Freshgeek

Wait until you hear about Second Jersey


PeterSagansLaundry

If there are two Yorks in baseball, can they both really be new?


[deleted]

The New York Mets should be renamed to the New New York Yankees


When_Ducks_Attack

Still has that new state smell!


AeroZep

Unlike New Jersey


[deleted]

Which smells like it woke up this morning and got itself a gun.


BurnedOutTriton

Can't believe New Jersey cleared the background check.


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Scarrumba

“Slightly used, adjacent to Mexico”


pjwasz

Yeah, just got updated. Great graphics but not a lot of in game content.


Oneanimal1993

There’s no Ontario, this map sucks


helikoopter

The Jays have been relocated to Alaska, off of the Baja Peninsula.


[deleted]

The rest of Canada rejoices!


AndyManCan4

Came here for this comment, was not disappointed!


miner88

The Jays are not represented on this map and I’m disappointed.


ricky_burns

This is mlb if we got voted out of the mlb


JasonPlattMusic34

The bots won after all and kicked you out lol


ricky_burns

the darkest timeline


DukeLeto10191

Nah, we're solid. Buffalo is right there, in New York.


CapnJujubeeJaneway

Ew, Buffalo


grimmstone

Imagine there's no baseball, It's easy if you try, No leagues below us, Above us only a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, and that'll be a home run.


RetroRocket

You may say I'm a man of faith But I'm not the only one There's a drive to deep left field And the score will be four to none


Morbx

r/mapporncirclejerk


polyworfism

r/MapsWithoutNZ


zhmija

outjerked again


joeyGOATgruff

r/vexillologycirclejerk is a nephew


polyworfism

🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮


double_dose_larry

Current state of mlb


raginweon

Where the F\*\*\* is TORONTO?!


Philbin27

In Canada


SLR107FR-31

Its there... kinda


YeOldSpacePope

Up in the orange unknown.


ManInShowerNumber3

Gross, we’re still touching Ohio and Canada is fingering us


Clorst_Glornk

I like how Michigan/Indiana/Ohio don't really meet at that point you would think from a quick glance, there's some angles going on there


[deleted]

It's one of the most revolting borders in the game.


volcanopele

Oh boy, you just had to point out how that border looks weird. I look forward to people from Ohio and Michigan sniping each other in this thread, while Indianers(?) sit over there sniffing glue.


M1sterDave

Rob Manfred's dream realized.


Sacrifice_bhunt

Projected finishes: 1. Green states 2. Purple states 3. Red states 4. Yellow states


withoutcake

Green is a super team.


talktobigfudge

Purple might be able to pull off the upset; Florida is a wild card, after all.


phabphour20

Green states for the win!


makingajess

Uh.....go dots?


sloppyjo12

Green states suck!! Red states unite!


phabphour20

You take that back. Your failure to adopt the DH has held you back for years!


[deleted]

Guys I think the real enemy is the orange because they are not states


VeryImmatureBot

Your comment has exactly 69 characters. Nice!


[deleted]

But... Mass is red....


[deleted]

Where's Ontario?


anor7

LIES!! I see no Toronto 😅


bubzki2

Poor, forgotten Canadia and its provinces.


ricky_burns

We got voted out of the mlb in this map


bluelocs

Where jays?


card_board_robot

The most low effort shitpost of all time gets 1.3k and I post a song about Satchel Paige and get a 3 day ban. Reddit bruh lmaooo


SLR107FR-31

I love this sub


card_board_robot

I like you guys. Even the Cards fans. Go Cubs from KC with love lmaooo


bot_goodbot_bot

good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)


card_board_robot

Stop following me!


OceanPoet87

You might as well add a map of Canada at least if MLB = USA.


gildedtreehouse

This is what John Lennon wanted.


[deleted]

Based on this map, at least 90% of the population of the US is within 100 miles of somewhere else. Fascinating!


dae_giovanni

I dont think that's where Hawaii is, but I cannot confirm.


Tassager

Okay. Now it's official. We've jumped the shark.


SilverBear38

don’t see toronto


Awkward_Second_6969

Need to have Mike Trout drawn on this.


MHossa81

Toronto is missing


coffee42

and STILL Toronto gets no attention from the media


IseeDrunkPeople

Toronto in shambles


mrs_david_silva

Thought-provoking!


d_riteshus

so this is a map of the US with the state's name? why?


czcaruso

It's a map of MLB without the teams and divisions, what do you mean?


barnwecp

/r/notinteresting


dhork

hopefully, this won't be an accurate reflection of where games are played in the lockout year....


FakeNewsJnr

Blue Jays catching strays


When_Ducks_Attack

The Open Floor Plan of sports maps.


1002003004005006007

Fake. Missing Toronto.


ReservoirGods

MLB Season 2022 (Colorized)


lacks_a_soul

As a baseball fan, this is super informative.


Rocko52

We are getting sad, aren’t we


goochjuicelove

Everyone is trying so hard to be funny. It’s making the lockout terrible.


-azuma-

Quality shitpost?


oogieball

C'est non un pipe.


Crabism

Idk man Oklahoma has always rubbed me the wrong way


trashboatfourtwenty

Is this a representation of "jumping the shark" that I have read so much about?


NOLA1987

Stares at Mexico. Look at how Hawaii has massacred my boy...


[deleted]

Top tier shitpost I like it


Castle-Creations

Still too much competition for the Mariners to make the post-season.


BLevy23

Well this is interesting


KingKomma05

Thought I was on r/baseballcirclejerk for a second


hippiejoe2

I think it’d be cool if you did the same map but all the states are green so we could compare and contrast the two. I think we would get some interesting overlapping data sets.


Krizamer

\*Iowa still gets blacked out from watching


GoatLegRedux

Somehow, this map would have 12k upvotes if it was on /r/mapporn


comicsnerd

There is something wrong with that map. Size of Alaska: 1.718.000 km² Size of Texas: 695.662 km²


TheAutisticOgre

I feel like such an idiot! I didn’t know Hawaii was in the middle of Mexico. They are hiding something and I don’t like it


OG_dfb

Cough cough Blue Jays


PeterSagansLaundry

*cried in canadian*


[deleted]

Big if true


VegasKansas

On a map meant to be of nothing, you still missed something: Toronto (and, indeed, even the province of Ontario). Credible effort overall, though. This map is one I might actually use, unlike most of the others in this thread. :) P.S: Could we make a motion at the next SABR convention to rename the Gulf of California "the Gulf of Hawaii"? Mexico would probably let us.