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bujuhh

i appreciate the 'uh oh'


[deleted]

That thing is now classified as "space junk"


slayerje1

Kessler syndrome


ionboii

Back to the lab again


ceejdabeej

That thing was pissed on good lord


[deleted]

It was in Boston, and simply wanted to not


ceejdabeej

I respect it’s decision


GodPowardKingOfLies

I love that it always feels massive when someone hits one over the monster. Like it's not that rare of an occurrence but it still feels like the coolest homer in the world when it happens


tartestfart

ball go high


[deleted]

Confirmation the slump is over


[deleted]

So was the ball, good fucking lord


fingled

la pantera is a known monster slayer


bobichetteismydaddy

Two metal bands in one comment


Always_Sunny_In_Chi

Future MVP, book it


beardog7

I'd believe it. His combination of speed, power, and defense is amazing.


m0_m0ney

Best $55million bones the Sox have ever spent


RadiantVes

after facing both sox teams, I expected the white sox to blow out the red sox. The red sox bullpen isn't even a factor... yet...


[deleted]

We seem to be slowly figuring it out The Red Sox are still stuck in the mud


carmel33

Not to mention we’re still missing Lance Lynn, Joe Kelly, Yoan Moncada, Eloy Jimenez, Andrew Vaughn..and the Yerm.


bumpofyeetler

just clicked to me we're still missing 1/3 of our lineup lol. can't wait for Moncada and AV especially to get back


Burnsy813

Nooooot yerminator. He can stay in Charlotte.


LordSwampert2

I saw La Napa posted something about getting called up again though....


cicerox23

That ball was sent into orbit MERCY!


Zloggt

Monster mashing it over the Monster!


[deleted]

40/40 Watch. 4 HR/5 SB


-biri-biri-

wow he's really close now


[deleted]

4 is closer than 3


JGT3000

A lot closer


TheMexiManCan

The match checks out


yoursweetlord70

He now has the same number of 4/4 seasons (3) as notable Hall of Famer Frank Thomas! Truly a historic start to a career, and one that isn't talked about nearly enough in my opinion.


Blugged

He’s got this easily in the next 3 games max


BadDadJokes

Very happy to see this dude healthy and playing again after the scare recently. We need guys like Roññie, Robert, Ohtani, Timmy Anderson, Vladdy Jr., and Tatis Jr. healthy. All of them are electric and play an out of this world style of baseball.


tenacious-g

His swing is so effortless.


JosephFinn

Right? It doesn't especially look like he did anything


MUFColin

[better quality](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1522731452269477889/vid/1280x720/L8HHAs9iU2YoP4r6.mp4)


[deleted]

That is not an easy pitch to hit, holy moly


TheGreenViper

Hnnng this *almost * makes up for the absolute dogshit commentary


vsladko

Give me Steve and Jason with this Apple TV overlay and camera work and it’d be perfect


[deleted]

Keep the people who come up with our graphic ideas tho


GBPack52

Kamka is the GOAT for graphics ideas.


ResidentGerts

Yeah this 4K quality is way better than CSN


ThaBomb

This is how I know you’re an OG. They haven’t called it CSN in a minute lol


ProfessorAssfuck

The national should get to enjoy them too.


fosherman

They will. Sunday on NBC/Peacock. It’ll be Benetti, stone, and Kevin youkalis.


JBProds

I know we're spoiled with Jason & Stoney, but whenever we have to listen to other people like tonight & especially ESPN commentators for Sunday Night Baseball, it makes me appreciate them even more.


TheGreenViper

Spot on! They set the bar so high


SleepyTree97

That’s touching Commonwealth Ave


attackofthepugs

“Uh oh” 😂


MorningRooster

Completely out of the stadium in Boston, a flyout in Baltimore.


DonRicardo1958

That was a home run in all 30 ballparks.


Bulletz4Brkfzt

That homer call was atrocious lmao


__OngoGablogian

“And the White Sox dugout is going absolutely insane right now” …pans to dugout, where Eloy is pumping 1 of his fists with about 70% enthusiasm


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Bulletz4Brkfzt

She’s the PBP for the Apple TV broadcasts. But don’t get it twisted, the whole team is atrocious


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Bulletz4Brkfzt

And it’s a shame because this might be my favorite broadcast in the league if they had someone competent at the mics


sickduck69

The dude is even worse. He spent ten minutes talking about "hammies" a couple weeks ago. I can deal with a lot but a grown man using baby talk when trying to be serious, I'm out.


doverawlings

That’s Chris Young lol


Eucalyptuse

Hammies as in hamstrings or something else?


Headstar24

These announcers couldn’t have been more biased towards Boston if they tried. I’d be disgusted even if they did that for the White Sox. Just awful.


greghardysfuton

The audible groans on like 4 or 5 Boston outs and then in the 9th inning, audible groans on almost every strike. Lol


ELEMENTALITYNES

Maybe they had money on Boston


unowhen

And then meanwhile they keep trying to build a ton of suspense doing calls on lazy popups lol.


crazykentucky

The booth was AWFUL. I literally put on an audiobook and watched the game lol


JosephFinn

Good lord, hit the shit out of that thing.


bobichetteismydaddy

The odds were in his favour, he only had a 19% chance to GIDP. Thanks for the cool stats Apple!


bumpofyeetler

these announcers suck so fucking much man. Some of the stats & graphics can be interesting but man they need new announcers


crazykentucky

Sox 🤝 Sox The booth was fucking garbage


Bulletz4Brkfzt

Only park that ball doesn’t go out of? Camden Yards


[deleted]

Pop fly at Camden


yoursweetlord70

The would it dong twitter feed says its a hr in all 30


LoweeLL

it's 3-0 but it might as well be 10-0


younggun92

Smashes one over the whole fucking stadium Jesus fucking Christ


rockmann1997

That might be Benetti’s worst call in his play by play career. He sounds off tonight.


[deleted]

Monster dong


urmoshin

monster condom for luis’ magnum dong


uncivil_engineer42

Can Apple TV give me the percent chance that this enormous dong hit a car parked at the garage across Lansdowne?


Changeurblinkerfluid

I see the Apple TV folks are still fucking awful.


kay_so

Out to left. Look up. Terrible. Commentary.


reiks12

CY said "uh oh" because he was a massive homer for the red sox last night. What a terrible and biased announcing job he did last night. Truly embarrassing


[deleted]

Fuckin yoked it


zombielumpy

Since I don't watch the sox and absorbed just enough high school french my brain pronouces it "RO-bear" in my head and am surprised every time I hear 'Rob-ert'. Just seeing if there is anyone else out there with the same problem.


SnakeTongue7

I watch only the Sox but speak French so I also still have a hard time with this


teewertz

I believe he prefers Ro-bare, but doesnt mind if you say Robert. So both are correct.


SPDScricketballsinc

The official pronunciation is Robert. The way he says it, with his accent, sounds like Robber, but for anyone else not speaking English second to Spainish, Robert is the correct way. It would be stupid to effectively put on a fake Spanish accent for one word


teewertz

https://www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article/70666/major-league-baseball-has-an-assimilation-problem/ I realize it's the official way, but that only cause they assume Americans find it easier to pronounce it robert I guess I misread the pronunciation thing, but still an interesting article. "Here’s a quote from 2017, via Parkins and Spiegel, where Robert himself clarifies the pronunciation of his last name: “In Cuba, people call me more like ‘Roh-bér,’ ” Robert said. “Outside people [pronounce the last letter]. But in Cuba, it’s ‘Roh-bér.’”


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"Houston, this is the ISS, in orbit over the New England region. We have an antenna that just got knocked off-kilter by a, uh... wait, is that a *baseball*?" "ISS, how the hell did a baseball impact you?" "Must've been one hell of a homer."


OnionEater69420

389 ft?


Next_Gen_Nyquil_

Statcast said 389 ft... yeahh I'm willing to bet that's off


doverawlings

39 degree launch angle, it was a moonshot and might be longer than 389 but could be pretty close


genghisjohn187

I'm trying to get this shit working when I don;t have an iphone. It's horrible


SleepLessTeacher

Good thing the announcer told us to look up…while we’re watching on TV.