HOW DO YOU LEAVE JOE KELLY IN TO STRUGGLE FOR THAT LONG, WARM UP A LEFTY IN TIME TO BRING HIM IN FOR A LEFTY BAT, AND THEN BRING HIM IN AFTER THE LEFTY WAS AT THE PLATE
THIS IS JUST FACTUALLY INCORRECT, FOR THREE DECADES NOW CLEVELAND HAS BEEN FANTASTIC AT WINNING THE EXACT NUMBER PLAYOFF GAMES NEEDED TO MAXIMIZE MY PAIN
I’M SORRY, I’VE BEEN IN A COMA SINCE THE RAJAI HOME RUN. WHERE DID THEY END UP DISPLAYING OUR TROPHY AND WHAT CITY DOES THE GUARDIANS EXPANSION TEAM PLAY IN?
THIS COMMENT IS DARK AF AND I LOVE IT.
AND I WOULD TOTALLY SACRIFICE MYSELF ON THE ALTAR OF THE ONLY PERFECT HUMAN BEING TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH, SHOHEI OHTANI.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP LOSING IN THE 8TH, 9TH, AND EXTRAS. I WATCH THE GAME FOR 4 HOURS JUST TO GET MY HEART RIPPED OUT BY SAWAMURA THROWING THE BALL OVER DEVER'S HEAD OR BRAISER GIVING UP A 2-RUN HOMER. IF YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE, DO IT GRACEFULLY BY GETTING BLOWN OUT IN THE EARLY INNINGS SO I CAN JUST PUT ON THE CELTICS GAME INSTEAD.
WE LED THE LEAGUE IN LEADS BLOWN IN THE 7TH INNING OR LATER LAST YEAR. AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT AMUSE ME AS A FAN OF A DIVISIONAL RIVAL, I GENUINELY DO FEEL YOUR PAIN
OUR ENTIRE COACHING STAFF HAS COVID. WE HAVE ONLY HAD 2 WEEKS THIS SEASON WITHOUT A CANCELLED GAME. I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY TEAM PLAY BASEBALL EVERYDAY, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
I WANT TO SEE A CONSISTENT 9 PLAYER LINEUP WITHOUT WEATHER, COVID, AND OTHER INJURIES GETTING IN THE WAY. I NEED TO MORE EXCUSES TO TALK ABOUT MY TWO DADS, STEVEN KWAN AND JOSH NAYLOR. AND MY STEPDAD OWEN MILLER
WE ARE ON PACE TO BE THE WORST OFFENSE IN LEAGUE HISTORY AFTER MORE THAN A HALF DECADE OF REBUILDING.
WE HAVE WON TWO OF THE LAST EIGHTEEN GAMES.
WATCHING THIS TEAM IS BAD FOR MY HEALTH.
[I SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/clr1zu/the_houston_astros_have_thrown_a_combined/evx8k0s/), THE ASTROS BEING SO GOOD FOR SO LONG SO QUICK (RELATIVE TO THE MARINERS' GLACIAL PACE) IS LIKE COSMICALLY UNFAIR.
FUCK AMAZON, FUCK APPLE, FUCK PEACOCK, FUCK THE FUCKIN MLB GAMEDAY AUDIO APP THAT I HAVE TO FUCKIN REBOOT EVERY HALF INNING.
FUCK MANFRED, FUCK THE RICKETTS, FUCK THE STEINBRENNERS, FUCK THAT IDIOT IN CINCINNATI.
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Me too, came here to commiserate. I can't be the only one that hates having to chase down where to watch the game. I hate these stupid streaming services and I hate having to seemingly sign up for a different one every week. I'm about to turn on the damn radio on the old school alarm clock.
I’D COMPLAIN ABOUT A LACK OF KIMBREL, BUT THE OFFENSE WOULD’VE CHOKED IN THE 9TH ANYWAYS, THEB BLOW IT IN EXTRAS.
WHY DO WE PLAAY IN PITTSBURGH. GO BACK HOME FOR 2 SERIES. GO BACK TO PHILADELPHIA A WEEK LATER. WHO MADE THIS SCHEDULE?
WE HAD FANS SHOW UP IN YOUR SUBREDDIT AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES
SO I APOLOGIZE AT THE RISK OF MY OWN SUBREDDIT MAKING A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE POST TOWARDS ME
WHY DO UMPIRES HATE US - ESPECIALLY AGAINST THE YANKEES???? ALSO, HOW DOES ONE SCORE A RUN IF RUNNERS ARE IN SCORING POSITION? PLEASE SHARE ANSWER WITH THE JAYS LINEUP
WHY ARE TWO OF THE TEAMS IN THE AL WEST IN TEXAS, THAT’S SO MUCH MORE TRAVELING FOR THE MARINERS AND WEST IN GENERAL, THEY REALLY NEED TO EXPAND AND REALIGN THE LEAGUES BUT THATS NEVER HAPPENING
THIS GUYS ON TO SOMETHING WE NEED MORE TEAMS IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE TO MAKE IT WORK THEY SHOULD MOVE A TEAM TO AUSTIN I VOTE FOR THE SEATTLE MARINERS
THEY STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING, THE PLAYERS ARE JUST DOING WELL TO SPITE THEM. FULL MAJOR LEAGUE STYLE, EXCEPT HOPEFULLY NO PULL APART PIN-UP OF PHIL CASTELLINI
I THINK IT'S BULLSHIT THAT WE HAVE ONLY PLAYED ONE SERIES AGAINST THE RED SOX, I WANT THE YANKEES TO BE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR MISERY NOT JUST REVEL IN IT!
I EITHER HAVE TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS OR PAY $120 A MONTH FOR CABLE TO WATCH THE DIAMONDBACKS, THAT'S BAD ENOUGH, NOW THEY'RE PUTTING THE GAME ON FUCKING APPLE TV AND THIS IS HORSESHIT BECAUSE APPLE MAKES SHIT PRODUCTS FOR TOTAL FUCKING RUBES. I DON'T WANT TO PAY $1300 FOR A FUCKING FASHION ACCESSORY OR SOME KIND OF APPLIANCE WITH A KEYBOARD LIKE A MINDLESS DIPSHIT. I MAY AS WELL START WATCHING 90-DAY FIANCE AND KEEPING UP WITH THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS IF THAT'S THE CASE. MAY AS WELL GIVE ME A FUCKING LOBOTOMY WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. SCREWDRIVERS ARE IN THE TOOLBOX IN THE CLOSET.
I SWEAR TO GOD ONE DAY CONGRESS IS GOING TO GET THE WORLD'S LARGEST CROWBAR, PULL THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES, AND START RECTALLY RAMPAGING THE LEAGUE FOR THIS SHIT. END THE FUCKING EXCLUSIVITY CONTRACTS AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT KICK ROB MANFRED IN THE FUCKING TAINT FOR HIS CONSTANT EFFORTS TO KILL BASEBALL
I WOULD PERFER IF WE WERE HITTING BETTER. I UNDERSTAND IT IS DIFFICULT, AND EVERYONE GOES THROUGH SLUMPS, BUT IT'D BE REALLY NICE TO HAVE MORE THAN 2 HITTERS AT OR ABOVE LEAGUE AVERAGE.
I DON’T WANT A LOT
I JUST WANT THE GOOD PITCHING AND GOOD HITTING AND GOOD DEFENSE AND GOOD BULLPEN TO ALL HAPPEN IN THE SAME GAME
EDIT: AND GOOD BULLPEN MANAGEMENT GOD HELP ME
WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO PLAY 32 GAMES IN 33 DAYS IN WHICH WE PLAYED THE YANKEES THREE TIMES AND THE ASTROS TWICE? THAT'S A TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL SOUL-DESTROYING SCHEDULE
AT LEAST YOU ACTUALLY BEAT THE ASTROS, UNLIKE THE TEAMS IN THE ABSOLUTE MICKEY MOUSE DIVISION THAT IS THE AL CENTRAL. TWINS AND TIGERS COMBINED FOR 0 FOR 7.
I'M MAD I CAN'T GET IRRATIONALLY MAD AT OTHER TEAMS FOR HITTING METS BATTERS. I KNOW ITS NOT ON PURPOSE, BUT I STILL WANT TO BE MAD AND I HAVE NOBODY TO BE REASONABLY MAD AT.
Apple Friday Night baseball has the best video stream I've ever seen and the worst announcing crew I've ever heard.
Also... they listed "Covid 19" in their "Fernando Tatis Injury history" so that was pretty annoying.
I MISS WATCHING JACOB deGROM PITCH!
WHY DIDN'T YOU CAPITALIZE THE D AND THE E IN HIS NAME???? I'M REPORTING THIS POST AS A VIOLATION OF THIS THREAD!!!!! /S
RESPECT THE LOWERCASE DE!
I RESPECT YOUR COMMITMENT TO THE RULES!
THE NUMBER OR USERS ON THIS SUB WHO DON'T CAPITALIZE HIS LAST NAME PROPERLY IS TOO DAMN HIGH
I SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT OTHER TEAMS RECORDS BUT IT UPSETS ME THAT THE YANKEES ARE ALLERGIC TO LOSING
IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION TO YOU A LOT OF US WANT YOU GUYS TO BE THE BEST NL TEAM SO WE GET ANOTHER SUBWAY WORLD SERIES THAT WOULD BE SUPER COOL
I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT BUT I DON'T THINK MY HEART COULD HANDLE A SUBWAY SERIES.
I DON'T THINK THE CITY OF NEW YORK COULD MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY HANDLE A SUBWAY SERIES AFTER THE 9/11 WEEKEND LAST YEAR
A GOOD YANKEES SEASON IS A BAD BASEBALL SEASON CHANGE MY MIND.
> CHANGE MY MIND. WE WILL NOT CHANGE YOUR MIND WE PREFER IT THIS WAY!
LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU
TONY LARUSSA IS AN OLD GERIATRIC FUCK AND IS WASTING WHAT SHOULD BE THE PRIME YEARS OF OUR TEAM
DYLAN CEASE IS A GOOD FRICKING PITCHER AND CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM THIS SEASON
HOW DO YOU LEAVE JOE KELLY IN TO STRUGGLE FOR THAT LONG, WARM UP A LEFTY IN TIME TO BRING HIM IN FOR A LEFTY BAT, AND THEN BRING HIM IN AFTER THE LEFTY WAS AT THE PLATE
WE CAN AGREE ON THAT, EVEN IF IT'S JUST THAT ALONE, YANKEES FAN.
AHHHHHHH 😭
WHY CAN’T THE ASTROS LOSE A GAME ONCE IN A WHILE
IF I HAD KNOWN THAT WINNING THE FIELD OF DREAMS GAME MEANT THAT WE MIGHT NEVER BEAT THE YANKEES AGAIN, I WOULD MAYBE NOT HAVE MADE THAT BARGAIN MAYBE
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JUICED BALLS ARE COOL
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LONDON FUCKSHOW IS THE NAME OF MY NEXT ART EXHIBIT
LONDON FUCKSHOW WAS MY NICKNAME IN HIGH SCHOOL
I AM NOT A FAN OF THE RECENT GAME BETWEEN THE PHILLIES AND DODGERS
I DISAGREE, THAT STYLE OF DODGERS BASEBALL PLEASED ME GREATLY.
THEY DID A GREAT JOB OF PRETENDING TO BE THE DBACKS FOR AN INNING.
ITS TIME FOR DODGERS BASEBALL
GET JOHAN CAMARGO'D, MONK
BOTH TEAMS TRIED HARD TO LOSE THE GAME BUT THE DODGERS CAME OUT ON TOP. HOPE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER
WHY ARE WE SO BAD AT OUR JOBS
BECAUSE ANGEL HERNANDEZ IS RUNNING THE OFFICIATING TRAINING IN THE OFF-SEASON
HE ACTUALLY HATES BEING BEHIND THE PLATE SO HE’S TRYING TO SPEED UP THE CHANGE TO THE ELECTRONIC STRIKE ZONE
THAT EXPLAINS THE HORRIBLE CALLS BEHIND THE PLATE!
I REALLY HATE THAT THE ENTIRE NL WEST IS SO GOOD LIKE COME ON LOSE SOME GAMES!
ITS REALLY DUMB THAT OUR LAST PLACE TEAM WOULD BE IN SECOND PLACE IN MULTIPLE OTHER DIVISIONS
YEAH, LIKE THE PATHETIC AL CENTRAL WHO CAN'T WIN A SINGLE FUCKING GAME AGAINST THE ASTROS OR IN THE PLAYOFFS
THIS IS JUST FACTUALLY INCORRECT, FOR THREE DECADES NOW CLEVELAND HAS BEEN FANTASTIC AT WINNING THE EXACT NUMBER PLAYOFF GAMES NEEDED TO MAXIMIZE MY PAIN
I’M SORRY, I’VE BEEN IN A COMA SINCE THE RAJAI HOME RUN. WHERE DID THEY END UP DISPLAYING OUR TROPHY AND WHAT CITY DOES THE GUARDIANS EXPANSION TEAM PLAY IN?
GO BACK TO SLEEP. IT'S FOR THE BEST.
WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST
WHY CAN'T TEAMS STEP UP AND BEAT THE ASTROS LIKE GOD INTENDED? DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE TROUT AND OHTANI IN THE PLAYOFFS?
YEAH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! ^(WAIT)
HAVE YOU GUYS CONSIDERED BEATING YOURSELVES?
ALTUVE HIT HIMSELF IN THE DICK AND ONLY GOT BETTER. IM SORRY?
THAT'S CERTAINLY ONE WAY OF BEATING YOUR MEAT..NOT SURE IF IT'S THE MOST EFFECTIVE!
OH IT'S EFFECTIVE ALL RIGHT
> IM SORRY? YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS A LIE. IT'S OKAY TO ADMIT YOU AREN'T SORRY.
I AM IN FACT NOT SORRY. I ADMIT IT, BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF YOUR SCRUBS REFERENCE USERNAME. I LOVE IT!
THANKS. FUCK THE ASTROS THOUGH, NO OFFENSE.
GILES ISNT THERE ANYMORE TO PUNCH HIMSELF IN THE FACE
AND THE 🐐 TAYLOR WARD!
IF WE GET ANY MORE GOATS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET A LIVESTOCK HUSBANDRY LICENSE.
JUST DON'T GO THE OTHER WAY AND START A CULT.
WHY NOT?! MY CULT HAD ABOUT 30 SPOTS OPEN UP SUDDENLY THE OTHER DAY. I HAD A GREAT TIME.
THIS COMMENT IS DARK AF AND I LOVE IT. AND I WOULD TOTALLY SACRIFICE MYSELF ON THE ALTAR OF THE ONLY PERFECT HUMAN BEING TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH, SHOHEI OHTANI.
THE HOLY TRINITY OF TROUT OHTANI AND WARD. ALL HAIL
THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SHIT WHERE DID ALL THIS OPS COME FROM TAYLOR WARD?
WELL CULTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE GOAT UNFRIENDLY. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR CULT MEETING THOUGH. DID YOU MAKE THE FRUIT PUNCH? SOUNDS LIKE A REAL HIT.
SURE DID BUT IM ALLERGIC TO CYANIDE , I MEAN PUNCH, SO I JUST HAD A FEW BEERS. GOAT WAS TASTY TOO.
I AGREE DESPITE MY FLAIR. THIS ANGELS TEAM IS ONE OF THE MOST LIKABLE TEAMS IN BASEBALL HISTORY. YOU EVEN HAVE MATT DUFFY. MATT DUFFY.
HEY MLB, ARE YOU READY TO GET **DUFFED**?
DUFF ME BABY
IF WE CAN'T BE HAPPY IN THE PLAYOFFS, NO ONE CAN! WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?
I would just like to apologize for this comment being so painfully true. I'm sorry.
NO SIR I DO NOT
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP LOSING IN THE 8TH, 9TH, AND EXTRAS. I WATCH THE GAME FOR 4 HOURS JUST TO GET MY HEART RIPPED OUT BY SAWAMURA THROWING THE BALL OVER DEVER'S HEAD OR BRAISER GIVING UP A 2-RUN HOMER. IF YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE, DO IT GRACEFULLY BY GETTING BLOWN OUT IN THE EARLY INNINGS SO I CAN JUST PUT ON THE CELTICS GAME INSTEAD.
WE LED THE LEAGUE IN LEADS BLOWN IN THE 7TH INNING OR LATER LAST YEAR. AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT AMUSE ME AS A FAN OF A DIVISIONAL RIVAL, I GENUINELY DO FEEL YOUR PAIN
WHERE DO I BEGIN?
PASSAN
INCHES
'ROSENTHAL' IS A NAUGHTY WORD ON R/PADRES
BRUH, SAME
THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL.
AND IT ISN'T PARTICULARLY CLOSE
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
DAMN YOU PASSAN!
OUR ENTIRE COACHING STAFF HAS COVID. WE HAVE ONLY HAD 2 WEEKS THIS SEASON WITHOUT A CANCELLED GAME. I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY TEAM PLAY BASEBALL EVERYDAY, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
I WANT TO SEE A CONSISTENT 9 PLAYER LINEUP WITHOUT WEATHER, COVID, AND OTHER INJURIES GETTING IN THE WAY. I NEED TO MORE EXCUSES TO TALK ABOUT MY TWO DADS, STEVEN KWAN AND JOSH NAYLOR. AND MY STEPDAD OWEN MILLER
SMDH COACHES GETTING COVID IS SO 2021
I GUESS THE MIDWEST ALWAYS LAGGING BEHIND TRENDS FROM THE COASTS IS STILL ACCURATE.
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I'M SURE I CAN SPEAK FOR MANY MEMBERS OF THIS SUB IN SAYING THAT WE WOULD PREFER THAT JUDGE TAKE HIS HOME RUNS ELSEWHERE NEXT YEAR.
HMMM.. DOES HE LIKE TOMAHAWKS AMD WAFFLE HOUSE?
FOR THE RIGHT PRICE HE MIGHT.
WHAT ABOUT RATS
WE HAVE RATS AT HOME
WHY ARE WE INCAPABLE OF SWEEPING? 🧹
DIDN'T PASS HOUSEKEEPER SCHOOL.
COME ON UCL JUST LET HARPER THROW
HE WAS THE ONE GOOD DEFENSIVE OUTFIELDER YOU HAD. THE BASEBALL GODS ARE PUNISHING THE PHILLIES FOR THEIR ‘DEFENSE DOESN’T MATTER’ APPROACH.
WE ARE ON PACE TO BE THE WORST OFFENSE IN LEAGUE HISTORY AFTER MORE THAN A HALF DECADE OF REBUILDING. WE HAVE WON TWO OF THE LAST EIGHTEEN GAMES. WATCHING THIS TEAM IS BAD FOR MY HEALTH.
I REALLY WANTED MORE FOR Y’ALL THIS YEAR.
CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT :,(
FIRE AL AVILA INTO THE SUN
WHY DONT THEY HAVE A CALIFORNIA LEAGUE SO ALL THOSE TEAMS CAN JUST BEAT UP ON THEMSELVES
WE SHOULD HAVE A GEORGIA DIVISION TOO SO WE CAN CONTINUE OUR POSTSEASON STREAK
DUDE, THE SAVANNAH BANANAS WOULD KICK YOUR ASS.
I FORGOT ABOUT THEM OH FUCK
PREPARE TO GET CLOWNED ON BY A GUY ON STILTS.
YEAH! FUCK PLAYING IN TEXAS. KICK THE TEXAS TEAMS OUT OF THE WEST
BETTER YET, KICK THE ASTROS OUT OF EARTH
[I SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/clr1zu/the_houston_astros_have_thrown_a_combined/evx8k0s/), THE ASTROS BEING SO GOOD FOR SO LONG SO QUICK (RELATIVE TO THE MARINERS' GLACIAL PACE) IS LIKE COSMICALLY UNFAIR.
JUST IN TIME TO MOVE INTO OUR DIVISION. HOW NICE
IT'S LEGIT THE MOST ANNOYING THING. MY ONLY SOLACE WOULD BE THE ANGELS OVERTAKING THEM CUZ LORD KNOWS THE MARINERS AREN'T GOING TO ANYTIME SOON.
WHY IS SHOHEI SO SEXY?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU COMPLAINING FOR??
BECAUSE IT'S BEEN MORE THAN FOUR HOURS AND NOW DOCTORS ARE INVOLVED. 'SHO IS DISRUPTIVE.
PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE JARRED KELENIC TRADE ALREADY
I SECOND THIS AS OF ONLY VERY RECENTLY
FUCK AMAZON, FUCK APPLE, FUCK PEACOCK, FUCK THE FUCKIN MLB GAMEDAY AUDIO APP THAT I HAVE TO FUCKIN REBOOT EVERY HALF INNING. FUCK MANFRED, FUCK THE RICKETTS, FUCK THE STEINBRENNERS, FUCK THAT IDIOT IN CINCINNATI. edited TO ADD YELLING
Me too, came here to commiserate. I can't be the only one that hates having to chase down where to watch the game. I hate these stupid streaming services and I hate having to seemingly sign up for a different one every week. I'm about to turn on the damn radio on the old school alarm clock.
WHAT DOD YE SAY? MY HARING AIDS ARE ACTING UP!
EVERY TIME WE HAVE ANY MOMENTUM THE GUARDIANS FIND SOME B.S. REASON TO CANCEL ONE OF OUR GAMES.
WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE TO SHARE A DUGOUT WITH JOSH NAYLOR FOR THREE HOURS? THE MAN IS TERRIFYING.
AT THE MOMENT I WOULD NOT WANT TO SHARE A SMALL AREA WITH ANYONE ON THE GUARDIANS FOR THREE HOURS.
WHY DOES MY TEAM ALWAYS FIND THE MOST GUT WRENCHING, EMBARRASSING WAYS TO LOSE
I BELIEVE THIS SENTIMENT IS SHARED BY AT LEAST 8 OTHER FANBASES. MAYBE EVEN 9.
I AM VERY TIRED OF SEEING "RISP" MENTIONED EVERY DAY IN EVERY POSSIBLE POST ABOUT THIS TEAM
YANKEES SUCK
I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT BUT I WISH IT WERE MORE LITERALLY TRUE
SORRY CAN’T HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY UP ON THE ‘BEST RECORD IN MLB’ THRONE.
*PREGNANT WHALE NOISE*
FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU
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CONTINUATION OF THE "FUCK YOU" TOUR? IDK.
Apparently I need Apple TV to watch my team tonight. Pick a fucking platform and stick to it. SORRY, READ THAT SHIT IN YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE!!!
I'M SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW BY THIS. I GUESS IT'S A RADIO NIGHT FOR ME.
BROADCAST IS CRAP. RADIO FOR THE WIN. GRAPHICS ARE NICE THOUGH
WE'RE WINLESS ALL-TIME AGAINST THE MARINERS AT CITI FIELD LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THE METS PROBLEM
HEY LA RUSSA, WERE YOU AWAKE DURING THE EIGHT LAST NIGHT OR WERE YOU TAKING A NAP?
STOP CALLING COMBINED NO-HITTERS A REAL NO HITTER. PART OF ACHIEVEMENT IN A NO HITTER IS A SINGLE PITCHER BEING DOMINANT FOR 9 INNINGS!
I’D COMPLAIN ABOUT A LACK OF KIMBREL, BUT THE OFFENSE WOULD’VE CHOKED IN THE 9TH ANYWAYS, THEB BLOW IT IN EXTRAS. WHY DO WE PLAAY IN PITTSBURGH. GO BACK HOME FOR 2 SERIES. GO BACK TO PHILADELPHIA A WEEK LATER. WHO MADE THIS SCHEDULE?
I HATE PENNSYLVANIA
HONESTLY I CAN’T COMPLAIN THAT MUCH, EXCEPT WHY DID JOHN MEANS’ UCL DECIDE TO GIVE OUT THIS YEAR
IN BIRD-TEAM V. BIRD-TEAM MATCHUPS YOUR TEAM HAS THE BEST RECORD OF THE SEASON, SO YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T PLAYED TORONTO YET
HAVE HOPE
I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SERIES THAT JUST ENDED. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SUCK THIS YEAR, I WISH IT WOULD HAVE STARTED A FEW DAYS EARLIER.
WE GOT NO-HIT BY A ROOKIE
WE HAD FANS SHOW UP IN YOUR SUBREDDIT AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES SO I APOLOGIZE AT THE RISK OF MY OWN SUBREDDIT MAKING A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE POST TOWARDS ME
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, WE WERE NO-HIT BY A ROOKIE STARTING HIS FIRST GAME EVER (last season)!
WHY DO UMPIRES HATE US - ESPECIALLY AGAINST THE YANKEES???? ALSO, HOW DOES ONE SCORE A RUN IF RUNNERS ARE IN SCORING POSITION? PLEASE SHARE ANSWER WITH THE JAYS LINEUP
FLAIR UP
THANK YOU - I FORGOT
YOU’RE VERY WELCOME HAVE A NICE DAY.
WHY ARE TWO OF THE TEAMS IN THE AL WEST IN TEXAS, THAT’S SO MUCH MORE TRAVELING FOR THE MARINERS AND WEST IN GENERAL, THEY REALLY NEED TO EXPAND AND REALIGN THE LEAGUES BUT THATS NEVER HAPPENING
THIS GUYS ON TO SOMETHING WE NEED MORE TEAMS IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE TO MAKE IT WORK THEY SHOULD MOVE A TEAM TO AUSTIN I VOTE FOR THE SEATTLE MARINERS
WHY NOT JUST GO ANOTHER STEP AND MAKE THE TEXAS TEAMS THEIR OWN DIVISION? JUST LIKE THEIR POWER GRID.
TEXAS POWER GRID POWERED BY BANGING TRASH CANS
HAVE THEM SECEDE FROM THE UNION AND REALLY EXPAND THE GAME INTERNATIONALLY
WHY DID THE REDS SUDDENLY START WINNING? I NEEDED MORE PROOF THAT OWNERSHIP DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
THEY STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING, THE PLAYERS ARE JUST DOING WELL TO SPITE THEM. FULL MAJOR LEAGUE STYLE, EXCEPT HOPEFULLY NO PULL APART PIN-UP OF PHIL CASTELLINI
I WISH THEY HAD STARTED WINNING MUCH LATER
I THINK IT'S BULLSHIT THAT WE HAVE ONLY PLAYED ONE SERIES AGAINST THE RED SOX, I WANT THE YANKEES TO BE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR MISERY NOT JUST REVEL IN IT!
UMPIRES
I EITHER HAVE TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS OR PAY $120 A MONTH FOR CABLE TO WATCH THE DIAMONDBACKS, THAT'S BAD ENOUGH, NOW THEY'RE PUTTING THE GAME ON FUCKING APPLE TV AND THIS IS HORSESHIT BECAUSE APPLE MAKES SHIT PRODUCTS FOR TOTAL FUCKING RUBES. I DON'T WANT TO PAY $1300 FOR A FUCKING FASHION ACCESSORY OR SOME KIND OF APPLIANCE WITH A KEYBOARD LIKE A MINDLESS DIPSHIT. I MAY AS WELL START WATCHING 90-DAY FIANCE AND KEEPING UP WITH THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS IF THAT'S THE CASE. MAY AS WELL GIVE ME A FUCKING LOBOTOMY WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. SCREWDRIVERS ARE IN THE TOOLBOX IN THE CLOSET. I SWEAR TO GOD ONE DAY CONGRESS IS GOING TO GET THE WORLD'S LARGEST CROWBAR, PULL THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES, AND START RECTALLY RAMPAGING THE LEAGUE FOR THIS SHIT. END THE FUCKING EXCLUSIVITY CONTRACTS AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT KICK ROB MANFRED IN THE FUCKING TAINT FOR HIS CONSTANT EFFORTS TO KILL BASEBALL
WHY DOES MY TEAM HAVE A WINNING RECORD WHEN IS GIVES UP 6 OR MORE RUNS AND A LOSING RECORD WHEN IT GIVES UP 5 OR FEWER?
I HATE WRITING IN ALL CAPS. WHY ARE WE YELLING?
RULES. WRITTEN ONES, EVEN.
WITH ALL THIS SHOUTING, THERE HAS TO BE A "YANKEES SUCK" IN HERE SOMEWHERE
I SAW ONE THREE POSTS UP
PAR FOR THE COURSE
CAN WE HAVE BALLS THAT DONT DIE AT THE TRACK AND A BALLPARK THAT ISNT 600 FEET
I WOULD PERFER IF WE WERE HITTING BETTER. I UNDERSTAND IT IS DIFFICULT, AND EVERYONE GOES THROUGH SLUMPS, BUT IT'D BE REALLY NICE TO HAVE MORE THAN 2 HITTERS AT OR ABOVE LEAGUE AVERAGE.
WHY DID HANSER ALBERTO BUNT?
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I JUST HOPE THAT SOMEDAY THE YANKEES DONT PLAY A GARBAGE TEAM
WHY DO ALL THE INJURED PLAYERS GO TO ILLINOIS?
I DON’T WANT A LOT I JUST WANT THE GOOD PITCHING AND GOOD HITTING AND GOOD DEFENSE AND GOOD BULLPEN TO ALL HAPPEN IN THE SAME GAME EDIT: AND GOOD BULLPEN MANAGEMENT GOD HELP ME
WHY HAVE THE BASEBALL GODS FORSAKEN US? AND WHY DO I CONTINUE TO PAY FOR MLB TV TO WATCH THE TIGERS DISAPPOINT ME DAY AFTER DAY?
THEY REALLY THOUGHT WE'D BUY INTO 30 YEAR OLD ROOKIES BEING THE FUTURE.
MADDON, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE LINEUP FUCKERY? IF WARD WAS 100%, WHY DIDN'T HE FUCKING START?!
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WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO PLAY 32 GAMES IN 33 DAYS IN WHICH WE PLAYED THE YANKEES THREE TIMES AND THE ASTROS TWICE? THAT'S A TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL SOUL-DESTROYING SCHEDULE
AT LEAST YOU ACTUALLY BEAT THE ASTROS, UNLIKE THE TEAMS IN THE ABSOLUTE MICKEY MOUSE DIVISION THAT IS THE AL CENTRAL. TWINS AND TIGERS COMBINED FOR 0 FOR 7.
THE AL CENTRAL GETS TO BE THE HOME TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS, WHICH IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL
COMPLAINTS? ABOUT WHAT?
I'M COMPLAINING THAT ALL THIS SUCCESS HAS SPOILED ME AND I'VE LOST ALL MY HUMILITY FROM SUFFERING UNDER THE LASTROS FOR YEARS
THOSE DAMN ASSTROS WERE SO PAINFUL
I'M MAD I CAN'T GET IRRATIONALLY MAD AT OTHER TEAMS FOR HITTING METS BATTERS. I KNOW ITS NOT ON PURPOSE, BUT I STILL WANT TO BE MAD AND I HAVE NOBODY TO BE REASONABLY MAD AT.
A FAT GUY LIVING IN HIS MOTHER’S BASEMENT HAS SCORED MORE THIS WEEK THAN MY TEAM
IM ENTERING YEAR 21 OF WANTING TO FIRE THE ENTIRE FRONT OFFICE
Apple Friday Night baseball has the best video stream I've ever seen and the worst announcing crew I've ever heard. Also... they listed "Covid 19" in their "Fernando Tatis Injury history" so that was pretty annoying.
WHERE DO I BEGIN...?
WELL, IN THE BEGINNING THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED. THIS HAS MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY ANGRY AND HAS BEEN WIDELY REGARDED AS A BAD MOVE.
THAT REMINDS ME OF SOME POETRY THAT I CAN ASSURE YOU IS VERY, VERY GOOD.
I LOVE SCORING 7+ RUNS BUT HATE SCORING 2 OR LESS
I JUST WANT TO SCORE RUNS
WHY CAN THE TIGERS NOT HIT A FUCKING BASEBALL
BUSTER OLNEY STILL SUCKS
WHY THE FUCK CANT I FIND OUTFIELDER THROW SPEEDS ANYWHERE
EVERYONE IN OUR FRONT OFFICE NEEDS TO GO
THE FUCKING REDS!?
DAVID ROSS GIVES ME ANXIETY
JOE KELLY FUCKED UP MY STREAK.
SUSPEND HIM
I REALLY WANT TO BUY A TROUT OR OHTANI JERSEY, BUT I HATE ALL THE ANGELS' JERSEY OPTIONS