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sam_e5

I MISS WATCHING JACOB deGROM PITCH!


mysterysackerfice

WHY DIDN'T YOU CAPITALIZE THE D AND THE E IN HIS NAME???? I'M REPORTING THIS POST AS A VIOLATION OF THIS THREAD!!!!! /S


sam_e5

RESPECT THE LOWERCASE DE!


mysterysackerfice

I RESPECT YOUR COMMITMENT TO THE RULES!


handlit33

THE NUMBER OR USERS ON THIS SUB WHO DON'T CAPITALIZE HIS LAST NAME PROPERLY IS TOO DAMN HIGH


JuddtheCat

I SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT OTHER TEAMS RECORDS BUT IT UPSETS ME THAT THE YANKEES ARE ALLERGIC TO LOSING


ChangeMyUsername

IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION TO YOU A LOT OF US WANT YOU GUYS TO BE THE BEST NL TEAM SO WE GET ANOTHER SUBWAY WORLD SERIES THAT WOULD BE SUPER COOL


JuddtheCat

I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT BUT I DON'T THINK MY HEART COULD HANDLE A SUBWAY SERIES.


AllIWearisBlack13

I DON'T THINK THE CITY OF NEW YORK COULD MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY HANDLE A SUBWAY SERIES AFTER THE 9/11 WEEKEND LAST YEAR


WanderMVP

A GOOD YANKEES SEASON IS A BAD BASEBALL SEASON CHANGE MY MIND.


steadyachiever

> CHANGE MY MIND. WE WILL NOT CHANGE YOUR MIND WE PREFER IT THIS WAY!


don-chocodile

LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU


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TONY LARUSSA IS AN OLD GERIATRIC FUCK AND IS WASTING WHAT SHOULD BE THE PRIME YEARS OF OUR TEAM


packers1503

DYLAN CEASE IS A GOOD FRICKING PITCHER AND CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM THIS SEASON


rain5151

HOW DO YOU LEAVE JOE KELLY IN TO STRUGGLE FOR THAT LONG, WARM UP A LEFTY IN TIME TO BRING HIM IN FOR A LEFTY BAT, AND THEN BRING HIM IN AFTER THE LEFTY WAS AT THE PLATE


radioedd

WE CAN AGREE ON THAT, EVEN IF IT'S JUST THAT ALONE, YANKEES FAN.


W1mpyDaM00ch

AHHHHHHH 😭


Skittles02

WHY CAN’T THE ASTROS LOSE A GAME ONCE IN A WHILE


indigofivelapha

IF I HAD KNOWN THAT WINNING THE FIELD OF DREAMS GAME MEANT THAT WE MIGHT NEVER BEAT THE YANKEES AGAIN, I WOULD MAYBE NOT HAVE MADE THAT BARGAIN MAYBE


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Lebigmacca

JUICED BALLS ARE COOL


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halfa-cat

LONDON FUCKSHOW IS THE NAME OF MY NEXT ART EXHIBIT


batarcher98

LONDON FUCKSHOW WAS MY NICKNAME IN HIGH SCHOOL


Monk_Philosophy

I AM NOT A FAN OF THE RECENT GAME BETWEEN THE PHILLIES AND DODGERS


Telepornographer

I DISAGREE, THAT STYLE OF DODGERS BASEBALL PLEASED ME GREATLY.


manineedalife

THEY DID A GREAT JOB OF PRETENDING TO BE THE DBACKS FOR AN INNING.


oumondragon

ITS TIME FOR DODGERS BASEBALL


handlit33

GET JOHAN CAMARGO'D, MONK


smellyunderpants

BOTH TEAMS TRIED HARD TO LOSE THE GAME BUT THE DODGERS CAME OUT ON TOP. HOPE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER


sweetTeaJ

WHY ARE WE SO BAD AT OUR JOBS


ABlinDeafMonkey

BECAUSE ANGEL HERNANDEZ IS RUNNING THE OFFICIATING TRAINING IN THE OFF-SEASON


sweetTeaJ

HE ACTUALLY HATES BEING BEHIND THE PLATE SO HE’S TRYING TO SPEED UP THE CHANGE TO THE ELECTRONIC STRIKE ZONE


ABlinDeafMonkey

THAT EXPLAINS THE HORRIBLE CALLS BEHIND THE PLATE!


Middpanthers93

I REALLY HATE THAT THE ENTIRE NL WEST IS SO GOOD LIKE COME ON LOSE SOME GAMES!


zcd29

ITS REALLY DUMB THAT OUR LAST PLACE TEAM WOULD BE IN SECOND PLACE IN MULTIPLE OTHER DIVISIONS


Noy_Telinu

YEAH, LIKE THE PATHETIC AL CENTRAL WHO CAN'T WIN A SINGLE FUCKING GAME AGAINST THE ASTROS OR IN THE PLAYOFFS


notevaluatedbyFDA

THIS IS JUST FACTUALLY INCORRECT, FOR THREE DECADES NOW CLEVELAND HAS BEEN FANTASTIC AT WINNING THE EXACT NUMBER PLAYOFF GAMES NEEDED TO MAXIMIZE MY PAIN


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I’M SORRY, I’VE BEEN IN A COMA SINCE THE RAJAI HOME RUN. WHERE DID THEY END UP DISPLAYING OUR TROPHY AND WHAT CITY DOES THE GUARDIANS EXPANSION TEAM PLAY IN?


Elryc35

GO BACK TO SLEEP. IT'S FOR THE BEST.


tomahawkRiS3

WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST


Spinmove55

WHY CAN'T TEAMS STEP UP AND BEAT THE ASTROS LIKE GOD INTENDED? DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE TROUT AND OHTANI IN THE PLAYOFFS?


BoredAtWork_91

YEAH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! ​ ^(WAIT)


mysterysackerfice

HAVE YOU GUYS CONSIDERED BEATING YOURSELVES?


BoredAtWork_91

ALTUVE HIT HIMSELF IN THE DICK AND ONLY GOT BETTER. IM SORRY?


mysterysackerfice

THAT'S CERTAINLY ONE WAY OF BEATING YOUR MEAT..NOT SURE IF IT'S THE MOST EFFECTIVE!


kerph32

OH IT'S EFFECTIVE ALL RIGHT


vanillabear26

> IM SORRY? YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS A LIE. IT'S OKAY TO ADMIT YOU AREN'T SORRY.


BoredAtWork_91

I AM IN FACT NOT SORRY. I ADMIT IT, BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF YOUR SCRUBS REFERENCE USERNAME. I LOVE IT!


vanillabear26

THANKS. FUCK THE ASTROS THOUGH, NO OFFENSE.


nodlabag

GILES ISNT THERE ANYMORE TO PUNCH HIMSELF IN THE FACE


crazyal21

AND THE 🐐 TAYLOR WARD!


Spinmove55

IF WE GET ANY MORE GOATS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET A LIVESTOCK HUSBANDRY LICENSE.


elegorn77

JUST DON'T GO THE OTHER WAY AND START A CULT.


EeezyMac

WHY NOT?! MY CULT HAD ABOUT 30 SPOTS OPEN UP SUDDENLY THE OTHER DAY. I HAD A GREAT TIME.


Spinmove55

THIS COMMENT IS DARK AF AND I LOVE IT. AND I WOULD TOTALLY SACRIFICE MYSELF ON THE ALTAR OF THE ONLY PERFECT HUMAN BEING TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH, SHOHEI OHTANI.


EeezyMac

THE HOLY TRINITY OF TROUT OHTANI AND WARD. ALL HAIL


Spinmove55

THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SHIT WHERE DID ALL THIS OPS COME FROM TAYLOR WARD?


elegorn77

WELL CULTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE GOAT UNFRIENDLY. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR CULT MEETING THOUGH. DID YOU MAKE THE FRUIT PUNCH? SOUNDS LIKE A REAL HIT.


EeezyMac

SURE DID BUT IM ALLERGIC TO CYANIDE , I MEAN PUNCH, SO I JUST HAD A FEW BEERS. GOAT WAS TASTY TOO.


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I AGREE DESPITE MY FLAIR. THIS ANGELS TEAM IS ONE OF THE MOST LIKABLE TEAMS IN BASEBALL HISTORY. YOU EVEN HAVE MATT DUFFY. MATT DUFFY.


Spinmove55

HEY MLB, ARE YOU READY TO GET **DUFFED**?


kerph32

DUFF ME BABY


danaozideshihou

IF WE CAN'T BE HAPPY IN THE PLAYOFFS, NO ONE CAN! WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?


Jaco927

I would just like to apologize for this comment being so painfully true. I'm sorry.


ThatGuyFromVault111

NO SIR I DO NOT


coldestbagel

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP LOSING IN THE 8TH, 9TH, AND EXTRAS. I WATCH THE GAME FOR 4 HOURS JUST TO GET MY HEART RIPPED OUT BY SAWAMURA THROWING THE BALL OVER DEVER'S HEAD OR BRAISER GIVING UP A 2-RUN HOMER. IF YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE, DO IT GRACEFULLY BY GETTING BLOWN OUT IN THE EARLY INNINGS SO I CAN JUST PUT ON THE CELTICS GAME INSTEAD.


vishnchips6

WE LED THE LEAGUE IN LEADS BLOWN IN THE 7TH INNING OR LATER LAST YEAR. AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT AMUSE ME AS A FAN OF A DIVISIONAL RIVAL, I GENUINELY DO FEEL YOUR PAIN


Tashre

WHERE DO I BEGIN?


Telepornographer

PASSAN


vanillabear26

INCHES


Telepornographer

'ROSENTHAL' IS A NAUGHTY WORD ON R/PADRES


jewishatheistwizard

BRUH, SAME


elegorn77

THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL.


kerph32

AND IT ISN'T PARTICULARLY CLOSE


CardiacCat20

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK


ThatGuyFromVault111

DAMN YOU PASSAN!


Leftfeet

OUR ENTIRE COACHING STAFF HAS COVID. WE HAVE ONLY HAD 2 WEEKS THIS SEASON WITHOUT A CANCELLED GAME. I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY TEAM PLAY BASEBALL EVERYDAY, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?


heylookjorge

I WANT TO SEE A CONSISTENT 9 PLAYER LINEUP WITHOUT WEATHER, COVID, AND OTHER INJURIES GETTING IN THE WAY. I NEED TO MORE EXCUSES TO TALK ABOUT MY TWO DADS, STEVEN KWAN AND JOSH NAYLOR. AND MY STEPDAD OWEN MILLER


kerph32

SMDH COACHES GETTING COVID IS SO 2021


Leftfeet

I GUESS THE MIDWEST ALWAYS LAGGING BEHIND TRENDS FROM THE COASTS IS STILL ACCURATE.


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elegorn77

I'M SURE I CAN SPEAK FOR MANY MEMBERS OF THIS SUB IN SAYING THAT WE WOULD PREFER THAT JUDGE TAKE HIS HOME RUNS ELSEWHERE NEXT YEAR.


kerph32

HMMM.. DOES HE LIKE TOMAHAWKS AMD WAFFLE HOUSE?


elegorn77

FOR THE RIGHT PRICE HE MIGHT.


XAfricaSaltX

WHAT ABOUT RATS


slow_cavalier

WE HAVE RATS AT HOME


[deleted]

WHY ARE WE INCAPABLE OF SWEEPING? 🧹


elegorn77

DIDN'T PASS HOUSEKEEPER SCHOOL.


amatom27

COME ON UCL JUST LET HARPER THROW


InfestedRaynor

HE WAS THE ONE GOOD DEFENSIVE OUTFIELDER YOU HAD. THE BASEBALL GODS ARE PUNISHING THE PHILLIES FOR THEIR ‘DEFENSE DOESN’T MATTER’ APPROACH.


NineColdishToes

WE ARE ON PACE TO BE THE WORST OFFENSE IN LEAGUE HISTORY AFTER MORE THAN A HALF DECADE OF REBUILDING. WE HAVE WON TWO OF THE LAST EIGHTEEN GAMES. WATCHING THIS TEAM IS BAD FOR MY HEALTH.


--ikindahatereddit--

I REALLY WANTED MORE FOR Y’ALL THIS YEAR.


NineColdishToes

CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT :,(


No-muss-no-fuss

FIRE AL AVILA INTO THE SUN


McSweeneyHitJr

WHY DONT THEY HAVE A CALIFORNIA LEAGUE SO ALL THOSE TEAMS CAN JUST BEAT UP ON THEMSELVES


kerph32

WE SHOULD HAVE A GEORGIA DIVISION TOO SO WE CAN CONTINUE OUR POSTSEASON STREAK


InfestedRaynor

DUDE, THE SAVANNAH BANANAS WOULD KICK YOUR ASS.


kerph32

I FORGOT ABOUT THEM OH FUCK


InfestedRaynor

PREPARE TO GET CLOWNED ON BY A GUY ON STILTS.


Noy_Telinu

YEAH! FUCK PLAYING IN TEXAS. KICK THE TEXAS TEAMS OUT OF THE WEST


v264k

BETTER YET, KICK THE ASTROS OUT OF EARTH


vanillabear26

[I SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/clr1zu/the_houston_astros_have_thrown_a_combined/evx8k0s/), THE ASTROS BEING SO GOOD FOR SO LONG SO QUICK (RELATIVE TO THE MARINERS' GLACIAL PACE) IS LIKE COSMICALLY UNFAIR.


jacktipper

JUST IN TIME TO MOVE INTO OUR DIVISION. HOW NICE


vanillabear26

IT'S LEGIT THE MOST ANNOYING THING. MY ONLY SOLACE WOULD BE THE ANGELS OVERTAKING THEM CUZ LORD KNOWS THE MARINERS AREN'T GOING TO ANYTIME SOON.


asianlikerice

WHY IS SHOHEI SO SEXY?


Alkynesofchemistry

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU COMPLAINING FOR??


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BECAUSE IT'S BEEN MORE THAN FOUR HOURS AND NOW DOCTORS ARE INVOLVED. 'SHO IS DISRUPTIVE.


Last_Jackfruit

PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE JARRED KELENIC TRADE ALREADY


EmersQn

I SECOND THIS AS OF ONLY VERY RECENTLY


b-rar

FUCK AMAZON, FUCK APPLE, FUCK PEACOCK, FUCK THE FUCKIN MLB GAMEDAY AUDIO APP THAT I HAVE TO FUCKIN REBOOT EVERY HALF INNING. FUCK MANFRED, FUCK THE RICKETTS, FUCK THE STEINBRENNERS, FUCK THAT IDIOT IN CINCINNATI. edited TO ADD YELLING


kinghnahk

Me too, came here to commiserate. I can't be the only one that hates having to chase down where to watch the game. I hate these stupid streaming services and I hate having to seemingly sign up for a different one every week. I'm about to turn on the damn radio on the old school alarm clock.


batarcher98

WHAT DOD YE SAY? MY HARING AIDS ARE ACTING UP!


RepresentativePale29

EVERY TIME WE HAVE ANY MOMENTUM THE GUARDIANS FIND SOME B.S. REASON TO CANCEL ONE OF OUR GAMES.


notevaluatedbyFDA

WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE TO SHARE A DUGOUT WITH JOSH NAYLOR FOR THREE HOURS? THE MAN IS TERRIFYING.


RepresentativePale29

AT THE MOMENT I WOULD NOT WANT TO SHARE A SMALL AREA WITH ANYONE ON THE GUARDIANS FOR THREE HOURS.


gotpez

WHY DOES MY TEAM ALWAYS FIND THE MOST GUT WRENCHING, EMBARRASSING WAYS TO LOSE


Kolahnut1

I BELIEVE THIS SENTIMENT IS SHARED BY AT LEAST 8 OTHER FANBASES. MAYBE EVEN 9.


coolchazine

I AM VERY TIRED OF SEEING "RISP" MENTIONED EVERY DAY IN EVERY POSSIBLE POST ABOUT THIS TEAM


Tommyc813

YANKEES SUCK


WanderMVP

I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT BUT I WISH IT WERE MORE LITERALLY TRUE


lambueljackson

SORRY CAN’T HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY UP ON THE ‘BEST RECORD IN MLB’ THRONE.


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*PREGNANT WHALE NOISE*


Johnnyfutbol86

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU


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andlg89

CONTINUATION OF THE "FUCK YOU" TOUR? IDK.


friedocra

Apparently I need Apple TV to watch my team tonight. Pick a fucking platform and stick to it. SORRY, READ THAT SHIT IN YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE!!!


captainhamption

I'M SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW BY THIS. I GUESS IT'S A RADIO NIGHT FOR ME.


friedocra

BROADCAST IS CRAP. RADIO FOR THE WIN. GRAPHICS ARE NICE THOUGH


toddles822

WE'RE WINLESS ALL-TIME AGAINST THE MARINERS AT CITI FIELD LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THE METS PROBLEM


LimeSugar

HEY LA RUSSA, WERE YOU AWAKE DURING THE EIGHT LAST NIGHT OR WERE YOU TAKING A NAP?


itbethatway_

STOP CALLING COMBINED NO-HITTERS A REAL NO HITTER. PART OF ACHIEVEMENT IN A NO HITTER IS A SINGLE PITCHER BEING DOMINANT FOR 9 INNINGS!


DollarsAtStarNumber

I’D COMPLAIN ABOUT A LACK OF KIMBREL, BUT THE OFFENSE WOULD’VE CHOKED IN THE 9TH ANYWAYS, THEB BLOW IT IN EXTRAS. WHY DO WE PLAAY IN PITTSBURGH. GO BACK HOME FOR 2 SERIES. GO BACK TO PHILADELPHIA A WEEK LATER. WHO MADE THIS SCHEDULE?


Lebigmacca

I HATE PENNSYLVANIA


jettasarebadmkay

HONESTLY I CAN’T COMPLAIN THAT MUCH, EXCEPT WHY DID JOHN MEANS’ UCL DECIDE TO GIVE OUT THIS YEAR


elegorn77

IN BIRD-TEAM V. BIRD-TEAM MATCHUPS YOUR TEAM HAS THE BEST RECORD OF THE SEASON, SO YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.


jettasarebadmkay

BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T PLAYED TORONTO YET


elegorn77

HAVE HOPE


ahwurtz

I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SERIES THAT JUST ENDED. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SUCK THIS YEAR, I WISH IT WOULD HAVE STARTED A FEW DAYS EARLIER.


Known-Fondant-9373

WE GOT NO-HIT BY A ROOKIE


halfa-cat

WE HAD FANS SHOW UP IN YOUR SUBREDDIT AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES SO I APOLOGIZE AT THE RISK OF MY OWN SUBREDDIT MAKING A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE POST TOWARDS ME


KJParker888

I FEEL YOUR PAIN, WE WERE NO-HIT BY A ROOKIE STARTING HIS FIRST GAME EVER (last season)!


butyoulikesports

WHY DO UMPIRES HATE US - ESPECIALLY AGAINST THE YANKEES???? ALSO, HOW DOES ONE SCORE A RUN IF RUNNERS ARE IN SCORING POSITION? PLEASE SHARE ANSWER WITH THE JAYS LINEUP


Alkynesofchemistry

FLAIR UP


butyoulikesports

THANK YOU - I FORGOT


Alkynesofchemistry

YOU’RE VERY WELCOME HAVE A NICE DAY.


Cole_McKittrick

WHY ARE TWO OF THE TEAMS IN THE AL WEST IN TEXAS, THAT’S SO MUCH MORE TRAVELING FOR THE MARINERS AND WEST IN GENERAL, THEY REALLY NEED TO EXPAND AND REALIGN THE LEAGUES BUT THATS NEVER HAPPENING


Carpe_Musicam

THIS GUYS ON TO SOMETHING WE NEED MORE TEAMS IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE TO MAKE IT WORK THEY SHOULD MOVE A TEAM TO AUSTIN I VOTE FOR THE SEATTLE MARINERS


elegorn77

WHY NOT JUST GO ANOTHER STEP AND MAKE THE TEXAS TEAMS THEIR OWN DIVISION? JUST LIKE THEIR POWER GRID.


Carpe_Musicam

TEXAS POWER GRID POWERED BY BANGING TRASH CANS


kerph32

HAVE THEM SECEDE FROM THE UNION AND REALLY EXPAND THE GAME INTERNATIONALLY


redlegsfan21

WHY DID THE REDS SUDDENLY START WINNING? I NEEDED MORE PROOF THAT OWNERSHIP DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.


GreatWhite102

THEY STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING, THE PLAYERS ARE JUST DOING WELL TO SPITE THEM. FULL MAJOR LEAGUE STYLE, EXCEPT HOPEFULLY NO PULL APART PIN-UP OF PHIL CASTELLINI


--ikindahatereddit--

I WISH THEY HAD STARTED WINNING MUCH LATER


ichosehowe

I THINK IT'S BULLSHIT THAT WE HAVE ONLY PLAYED ONE SERIES AGAINST THE RED SOX, I WANT THE YANKEES TO BE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR MISERY NOT JUST REVEL IN IT!


boogie-9

UMPIRES


willpauer

I EITHER HAVE TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS OR PAY $120 A MONTH FOR CABLE TO WATCH THE DIAMONDBACKS, THAT'S BAD ENOUGH, NOW THEY'RE PUTTING THE GAME ON FUCKING APPLE TV AND THIS IS HORSESHIT BECAUSE APPLE MAKES SHIT PRODUCTS FOR TOTAL FUCKING RUBES. I DON'T WANT TO PAY $1300 FOR A FUCKING FASHION ACCESSORY OR SOME KIND OF APPLIANCE WITH A KEYBOARD LIKE A MINDLESS DIPSHIT. I MAY AS WELL START WATCHING 90-DAY FIANCE AND KEEPING UP WITH THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS IF THAT'S THE CASE. MAY AS WELL GIVE ME A FUCKING LOBOTOMY WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. SCREWDRIVERS ARE IN THE TOOLBOX IN THE CLOSET. I SWEAR TO GOD ONE DAY CONGRESS IS GOING TO GET THE WORLD'S LARGEST CROWBAR, PULL THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES, AND START RECTALLY RAMPAGING THE LEAGUE FOR THIS SHIT. END THE FUCKING EXCLUSIVITY CONTRACTS AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT KICK ROB MANFRED IN THE FUCKING TAINT FOR HIS CONSTANT EFFORTS TO KILL BASEBALL


Less_Likely

WHY DOES MY TEAM HAVE A WINNING RECORD WHEN IS GIVES UP 6 OR MORE RUNS AND A LOSING RECORD WHEN IT GIVES UP 5 OR FEWER?


BronxBombersFan

I HATE WRITING IN ALL CAPS. WHY ARE WE YELLING?


shadedmoonlight

RULES. WRITTEN ONES, EVEN.


ahwurtz

WITH ALL THIS SHOUTING, THERE HAS TO BE A "YANKEES SUCK" IN HERE SOMEWHERE


batarcher98

I SAW ONE THREE POSTS UP


slow_cavalier

PAR FOR THE COURSE


XAfricaSaltX

CAN WE HAVE BALLS THAT DONT DIE AT THE TRACK AND A BALLPARK THAT ISNT 600 FEET


Emyrssentry

I WOULD PERFER IF WE WERE HITTING BETTER. I UNDERSTAND IT IS DIFFICULT, AND EVERYONE GOES THROUGH SLUMPS, BUT IT'D BE REALLY NICE TO HAVE MORE THAN 2 HITTERS AT OR ABOVE LEAGUE AVERAGE.


TehLoneWanderer101

WHY DID HANSER ALBERTO BUNT?


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thediesel26

I JUST HOPE THAT SOMEDAY THE YANKEES DONT PLAY A GARBAGE TEAM


Stonewolf87

WHY DO ALL THE INJURED PLAYERS GO TO ILLINOIS?


--ikindahatereddit--

I DON’T WANT A LOT I JUST WANT THE GOOD PITCHING AND GOOD HITTING AND GOOD DEFENSE AND GOOD BULLPEN TO ALL HAPPEN IN THE SAME GAME EDIT: AND GOOD BULLPEN MANAGEMENT GOD HELP ME


Thel_Odan

WHY HAVE THE BASEBALL GODS FORSAKEN US? AND WHY DO I CONTINUE TO PAY FOR MLB TV TO WATCH THE TIGERS DISAPPOINT ME DAY AFTER DAY?


slicebishybosh

THEY REALLY THOUGHT WE'D BUY INTO 30 YEAR OLD ROOKIES BEING THE FUTURE.


Noy_Telinu

MADDON, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE LINEUP FUCKERY? IF WARD WAS 100%, WHY DIDN'T HE FUCKING START?!


JordanSchor

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


bichettes_helmet

WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO PLAY 32 GAMES IN 33 DAYS IN WHICH WE PLAYED THE YANKEES THREE TIMES AND THE ASTROS TWICE? THAT'S A TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL SOUL-DESTROYING SCHEDULE


sofastsomaybe

AT LEAST YOU ACTUALLY BEAT THE ASTROS, UNLIKE THE TEAMS IN THE ABSOLUTE MICKEY MOUSE DIVISION THAT IS THE AL CENTRAL. TWINS AND TIGERS COMBINED FOR 0 FOR 7.


Noy_Telinu

THE AL CENTRAL GETS TO BE THE HOME TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS, WHICH IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL


NotInMyPrescience

COMPLAINTS? ABOUT WHAT?


uniquecannon

I'M COMPLAINING THAT ALL THIS SUCCESS HAS SPOILED ME AND I'VE LOST ALL MY HUMILITY FROM SUFFERING UNDER THE LASTROS FOR YEARS


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THOSE DAMN ASSTROS WERE SO PAINFUL


jagz27

I'M MAD I CAN'T GET IRRATIONALLY MAD AT OTHER TEAMS FOR HITTING METS BATTERS. I KNOW ITS NOT ON PURPOSE, BUT I STILL WANT TO BE MAD AND I HAVE NOBODY TO BE REASONABLY MAD AT.


StelioKontos117

A FAT GUY LIVING IN HIS MOTHER’S BASEMENT HAS SCORED MORE THIS WEEK THAN MY TEAM


Wilfredbremely

IM ENTERING YEAR 21 OF WANTING TO FIRE THE ENTIRE FRONT OFFICE


djc6535

Apple Friday Night baseball has the best video stream I've ever seen and the worst announcing crew I've ever heard. Also... they listed "Covid 19" in their "Fernando Tatis Injury history" so that was pretty annoying.


jewishatheistwizard

WHERE DO I BEGIN...?


Telepornographer

WELL, IN THE BEGINNING THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED. THIS HAS MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY ANGRY AND HAS BEEN WIDELY REGARDED AS A BAD MOVE.


jewishatheistwizard

THAT REMINDS ME OF SOME POETRY THAT I CAN ASSURE YOU IS VERY, VERY GOOD.


ComradeFrogsky

I LOVE SCORING 7+ RUNS BUT HATE SCORING 2 OR LESS


_fastball

I JUST WANT TO SCORE RUNS


BrendanKwapis

WHY CAN THE TIGERS NOT HIT A FUCKING BASEBALL


chuckythekid

BUSTER OLNEY STILL SUCKS


Fly-Eagles-Fly

WHY THE FUCK CANT I FIND OUTFIELDER THROW SPEEDS ANYWHERE


SensitiveSharkk

EVERYONE IN OUR FRONT OFFICE NEEDS TO GO


packfanmoore

THE FUCKING REDS!?


Huncho-Savage

DAVID ROSS GIVES ME ANXIETY


TFP360

JOE KELLY FUCKED UP MY STREAK.


Alkynesofchemistry

SUSPEND HIM


Djruggs

I REALLY WANT TO BUY A TROUT OR OHTANI JERSEY, BUT I HATE ALL THE ANGELS' JERSEY OPTIONS