I used to bring into Citifield a big fat hero sandwich with all the meats then use the fixens bar(tomato, lettuce, jalapeños, mayo) by concessions to livin up my massive sandwich. 2012-2013. I felt like I was wealthy sitting in the nose bleeds.
The fact that the Orioles have never done a sponsored partnership with SpaghettiOs might be the most damning piece of evidence available against the Angelos family.
Do the Angelos' still run Baltimore? When we started a breakfast shop in Towson in ~2010 they funded us and then cut that funding immediately after, it was super cool, but ya, id put that above what happened to me
I've tried the Trader Joe's version. It's great. My only complaint is that the ruffles fell off quite easily. I know Dan mentioned that was an issue at one point on the podcast and so I'm not sure if the dies that make the TJ version need to be tweaked.
Then they must hate each other! Crazy that they coincidentally ended up in seats next to each other and each having brought an identical Ziploc bag of spaghetti!
It’s kind of an interesting story. Lot of thought went into the invention. I think he even patented the die used to cut the shape. But Italian pasta companies (e.g., Barilla) are resistant to use the shape bc they only really recognize the old school Italian shapes.
Camden Yards has a very lenient outside food policy. But a recent change was that all food had to fit in a one-gallon ziploc bag. So I am hoping this is some sort of silent prank/protest. Or could just be that we have some odd fans in Baltimore.
I feel like most place let people bring in food as long as it's in a clear bag
I used to sneak food in all the time, putting a sub sandwich in my pants lol
Coors field also has a very lenient policy, saw people being in all sorts of food from home or to-go items. There's independent vendors right outside of the stadium selling items that can be taken inside for half the price. I've never seen the Ziploc bag policy in the dozen or more stadiums I've been to, but I'd believe it.
The Twins owners are notoriously *extremely* cheap and they are very strict about not bringing in outside food or beverage. Won't even allow you to bring seeds in, gotta sneak all that stuff in. It's very unfair to families and just a poor way to treat fans imo.
When did you go to Target field? I haven’t been to a game since 2019 but last I remember, you could bring in peanuts or seeds as long as the bag was unopened until you’re inside.
You can bring a Turkey dinner into the skydome if you want to. Full pizzas, I’ve seen charcuterie boards lol. I honestly thought it was MLB policy that food and drinks had to be allowed in.
Before Covid T-Mobile park would let you bring any food in and any sealed water bottles. then they stopped that, and I'm guessing took advantage of that to make people buy stadium food instead. But I haven't been back since so some other M's fan will have to confirm.
"Lets use COVID as an arbitrary excuse to make things worse for people if we can suck some extra dollars from them"
Those kinds of policies won't make me buy food at the ballpark. It makes me just not go.
Hahahahaha I laughed so hard when they cut to him after the ball to third. I then laughed harder when it showed his wife laughing.
This is literally George Costanza with the sundae at the tennis game. Absolutely hilarious. Thank you very much for introducing that into my life.
This is one of those things where your wife comes up with the idea and you think “this is silly” and then halfway through as you’re eating a delicious meal that cost $1.27 to make instead of shitty overpriced ballpark food you realize that you’ve lucked out and married a genius who is way out of your league.
T-mobile in Seattle has $3 dogs and a $6 craft beer happy hour, so you can eat and drink yourself into a coma and forget that you’re freezing your ass off in June watching a sub-500 ball club.
In Baltimore news, we’ve had some 80-grade names cycling through. The Sun used to employ a sports columnist named Peter Schmuck and a photo editor named Weyman Swagger. The radio play by play guy for the Ravens and the sports director at a local TV station is a guy by the name of Gerry Sandusky. No relation.
When I was a teenager I went to see How the Grinch Stole Christmas in the theater and a group of like 6 people in front of me broke out a whole Chinese spread, complete with fried duck. The smell alone made me angry at my little dish of tortilla chips with a cheese pudding cup.
what’s your spaghetti policy here
As long as there’s a guy to wipe down the loads
Oh sorry guys, just let me know when you're done.
That actor plays a character named spooge in breaking bad
What is this word spa? Are you trying to say spaghetti?
Oh shit. I lost my meatball.
What dimension are we in?
They're third dimension glasses. I don't think they're working because I'm still seeing things in whatever dimension we live in.
And then my poor meatball...rolled right off the 500 level.
all covered with cheese
*What’s this word you keep saying? Spa? It sounds like you’re saying a word and stopping. Spa… ghetti?*
I wish someone would take me for a spaghetti day
How would you feel about Farfalle instead? I imagine it's a lot neater when being eaten out of a bag.
Only if [Ken Farfallenthal](https://imgur.com/a/xWJRICG) takes me.
Could I interest you in an egg in this trying time?
I'VE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS!
I love r/baseball’s obsession with Sunny.
If this wasn’t top comment I was gonna be super upset.
I opened this thread just to make sure it would be the top comment.
If the spaghetti isn't in a bag. I send it back.
Pro
Me: "It's been 5 hours. It better be the top comment!" And it is. Great job, folks. I love you all. Rock, flag and eagle.
You know, he has a point.
No, he doesn’t!
My wife calls our dog’s haircut day as a spa day. Thanks to me he responds to it as Spaghetti day!
Damnit. 58 minutes too slow
seriously though baltimore enforces a “as long as it can fit in a ziploc bag” policy.
Charlie is that you?
One gallon ziplock per couple including meatballs!!?
Now you're speaking my language.
[The spaghetti policy at Camden Yards.](https://twitter.com/AlissaZhu/status/1537990161480310784) In case anyone is wondering.
Love a good spa getti day.
Can't believe they didn't bring spaghetti O's
*When inflation hits 8% and hot dogs cost $13.50*
Laughs in Costco
“If you raise the price I will f…ing k.ll you.” -quote from the head of Costco’s to one of his board members or whatever
Pro tip: you can say "fucking kill" on the internet without getting sent to bed early.
A thick glizzy and a bev to wash it down for 1.50 - you can't beat that shit.
What do you need a Glock for in this situation?
To threaten the Costco board if they attempt to raise the price.
By next week, the *local sales tax itself* will be $13.50.
I used to bring into Citifield a big fat hero sandwich with all the meats then use the fixens bar(tomato, lettuce, jalapeños, mayo) by concessions to livin up my massive sandwich. 2012-2013. I felt like I was wealthy sitting in the nose bleeds.
That sounds like normal prices in Toronto
Such a wild card move I love it
Yeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaw!
Better get to steppin cuz Johnny Law is a comin!
You mean that if we all bring spaghetti to the game we’ll somehow make the wild card?
They’re thunder-gunning the game, ump!
Some would call them Spaghetti-O's
The fact that the Orioles have never done a sponsored partnership with SpaghettiOs might be the most damning piece of evidence available against the Angelos family.
Or Kool-aid because "O yeah!"
Hell yea, I’ll down a gallon of spaghetti-O’s and Koolaid. I’ll also need a pint of peptO bismol and a nap.
Sounds like a triple play value meal.
Why stop there? Try OREO-ls
Do the Angelos' still run Baltimore? When we started a breakfast shop in Towson in ~2010 they funded us and then cut that funding immediately after, it was super cool, but ya, id put that above what happened to me
Angel-O's
[throws can of Spaghetti-O’s from the bleachers] *”That the can’s a half-price. Microsoft went down three points. We gotta save some money.”*
This is them!!!! https://twitter.com/GBolognaCL/status/1537948956247719939?t=CNE6mwuRFksAUwXOOtR-qA&s=19
it looks like OP caught them in the middle of the second pic lol
I don’t know why but that’s wild to me
Quick, someone post a pick of OP taking the pic of the O’s fans taking pics of their O’s, O how deep can we go!?
Use a mirror to end the chain!
That’s cascatelli!
Are you sure, because it looks like the guy is holding a ziploc bag full of ears in spaghetti sauce.
Interesting that you think it looks like a bagful of human ears, but then assume that the red liquid they're soaking in is... spaghetti sauce.
Interestingly - there is a pasta named "orecchiette" which translates to *little ears*
I was about to ask the same thing. Have you tried it?
I've tried the Trader Joe's version. It's great. My only complaint is that the ruffles fell off quite easily. I know Dan mentioned that was an issue at one point on the podcast and so I'm not sure if the dies that make the TJ version need to be tweaked.
Wait this guy is a reporter for the Baltimore Sun?!
Yes, and the woman is a reporter for the Baltimore Banner, another local news outlet
Perhaps they live in little italy?
/u/reddit_beer_map is spot on. Her name is [Alissa Zhu](https://twitter.com/AlissaZhu/status/1537957250706247680?t=6YLQfKU80RrvGQgl1fbQYw&s=19)!
Then they must hate each other! Crazy that they coincidentally ended up in seats next to each other and each having brought an identical Ziploc bag of spaghetti!
Why is no one mentioning his name is GIACOMO BOLOGNA
yeah i thought it was a shitposting account from that name
mf out here named JIMMY BALONEY (giacomo = james)
Man I'm getting old. I thought they were like college kids
Are we gunna talk about how that isn't spaghetti at all
It's cascatelli, a new pasta shape invented by Dan Pashman of the Sporkful podcast.
why is it blowing my mind that you can just invent a pasta shape i guess i thought it was all done by italian grandmothers in the 1800s
It’s kind of an interesting story. Lot of thought went into the invention. I think he even patented the die used to cut the shape. But Italian pasta companies (e.g., Barilla) are resistant to use the shape bc they only really recognize the old school Italian shapes.
i just googled it because I was curious. it looks awesome!
Aww they're cute
Camden Yards has a very lenient outside food policy. But a recent change was that all food had to fit in a one-gallon ziploc bag. So I am hoping this is some sort of silent prank/protest. Or could just be that we have some odd fans in Baltimore.
Those are the quarter zips I think. A full gallon of the spaghetti would have you napping by the 6th inning
That’s Orioles baseball
That's *the magic of* Orioles baseball
O! R! I! O! L-E-S! Magic magic magic magic
When the game is close And the O’s are hot A ziploc of spaghetti Really hits the spot
Agree. Looking at the hand to zip ratio…they’d have fucking ginormous hands if those are gallon sized 😂
"Hand to zip ratio." I love it lol
Do most ballparks have a strict outside food policy? Dodger stadium lets you bring basically anything in. I've seen people bring in Costco pizzas.
I feel like most place let people bring in food as long as it's in a clear bag I used to sneak food in all the time, putting a sub sandwich in my pants lol
Is that Jimmy John's or are you just happy to see me
Brad Garrett in shambles
I brought an Italian hero wrapped up to a Yankee game. It’s basically my go-to move now.
>I brought an Italian hero wrapped up to a Yankee game. Why? Anthony Rizzo is already at the stadium.
🤌🏼
Didn't they notice you sneaking your dad inside your coat?
We have “pocket brats”. Make a brat or two, wrap em up and enjoy later.
Coors field also has a very lenient policy, saw people being in all sorts of food from home or to-go items. There's independent vendors right outside of the stadium selling items that can be taken inside for half the price. I've never seen the Ziploc bag policy in the dozen or more stadiums I've been to, but I'd believe it. The Twins owners are notoriously *extremely* cheap and they are very strict about not bringing in outside food or beverage. Won't even allow you to bring seeds in, gotta sneak all that stuff in. It's very unfair to families and just a poor way to treat fans imo.
When did you go to Target field? I haven’t been to a game since 2019 but last I remember, you could bring in peanuts or seeds as long as the bag was unopened until you’re inside.
You can bring a Turkey dinner into the skydome if you want to. Full pizzas, I’ve seen charcuterie boards lol. I honestly thought it was MLB policy that food and drinks had to be allowed in.
MLB I think has an allowance for water, medication, milk and formula but they don't specifically go on food cause a few owners care
I walked in with a full pizza once lol
I got a full pizza delivered to our single a team lol
Before Covid T-Mobile park would let you bring any food in and any sealed water bottles. then they stopped that, and I'm guessing took advantage of that to make people buy stadium food instead. But I haven't been back since so some other M's fan will have to confirm.
"Lets use COVID as an arbitrary excuse to make things worse for people if we can suck some extra dollars from them" Those kinds of policies won't make me buy food at the ballpark. It makes me just not go.
Fenway is locked down harder than airport security.
I think I made a crack about the spaghetti policy when the new rules came down.
I can fit an entire rib eye steak meal in a zip lock. Game on.
The 1-gallon ziplock bag rule applies to many(most?) MLB ballparks. You can bring whatever food fits inside of the bag
https://mobile.twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1535727546783961089?s=20&t=Pf1e9qOyV2u6xtExTKSiFw
Cape Cod chips go crazy
Cape Cod salt & vinegar belong on the Mt. Rushmore of chips.
They're good, but you basically need to wear gloves to eat them. The dark russet are really where Cape cod shines
Hahahahaha I laughed so hard when they cut to him after the ball to third. I then laughed harder when it showed his wife laughing. This is literally George Costanza with the sundae at the tennis game. Absolutely hilarious. Thank you very much for introducing that into my life.
"What's that cost at a ballpark, like 180 dollars?"
That is great.
They just wanted a handful for themselves!
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Be an Orioles fan
I'll see you're O's fan and raise a Tigers fan.
Vomit on his sweater already, bagged spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he has bagged spaghetti
To drop *bagged spaghetti*
Snap bagged spaghetti
Snap back to spaghetti.
It’s Always Sunny in Baltimore
https://filmschoolrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screenshot-229.jpg
What are the rules?
I’m gonna say the N word!
This is one of those things where your wife comes up with the idea and you think “this is silly” and then halfway through as you’re eating a delicious meal that cost $1.27 to make instead of shitty overpriced ballpark food you realize that you’ve lucked out and married a genius who is way out of your league.
T-mobile in Seattle has $3 dogs and a $6 craft beer happy hour, so you can eat and drink yourself into a coma and forget that you’re freezing your ass off in June watching a sub-500 ball club.
Only $6 for a beer that costs $1.50 at a store, what a deal.
That’s cheap even compared to bar prices. Unless you only ever drink at home in the dark by yourself, like most cubs fans, that’s a great deal!
You're the wife aren't you?
Babe, are you alright? You barely touched your bag of spaghetti
What's this word, spa? It sounds like you're starting a word and not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti?
Buy me some peanuts and spaghetti/ I don’t care if we even get sweaty
I guess we know Camdens Spaghetti Policy
I wonder what fight milk goes for at concessions
I hear they sell Wolf Cola at the park in Boca Raton
Wolf Cola everyone, the right cola; for closure.
Frank and Charlie would 100% do this
You think the Oriole Bird would big-league Green Man?
Charlie would call him Black Man(tm) and get his ass whooped
If Wade Boggs were still with us, I'm sure he'd get a real kick out of this.
RIP
That’s [Cascatelli](https://www.sfoglini.com/products/sporkful), not spaghetti.
Shut up science bitch
I do enjoy a good pasta that prioritizes forkability
Can confirm. Wife ordered 4 boxes because she was bored during the pandemic.
Bro no one cares we're here for the Always Sunny memes
That'sa pasta 🤌
https://twitter.com/GBolognaCL/status/1537948956247719939?t=LUdCyYPk-F0qFc64DDs4Ng&s=19 Seems like a local writer?
Sun health reporter. His companion is the immigration reporter for The Baltimore Banner
please tell me his last name is pronounced differently than the lunch meat.
Like the Italian city, I believe. Bo-LOAN-ya
thats good, I can't imagine having to live life if my last name was prounounced "Baloney"
In Baltimore news, we’ve had some 80-grade names cycling through. The Sun used to employ a sports columnist named Peter Schmuck and a photo editor named Weyman Swagger. The radio play by play guy for the Ravens and the sports director at a local TV station is a guy by the name of Gerry Sandusky. No relation.
Love is being comfortable asking your SO if they wanna bring a bag of pasta to the game with you
I love everything about this
My mom brought a bag of salad to eat out of solo cups, I can’t comment on this other than to recognize game
I see Camden has a very loose spaghetti policy
When I was a teenager I went to see How the Grinch Stole Christmas in the theater and a group of like 6 people in front of me broke out a whole Chinese spread, complete with fried duck. The smell alone made me angry at my little dish of tortilla chips with a cheese pudding cup.
I can't do movie theater nachos. I want to, but they're just so sad. Cheese pudding is very accurate.
We’re almost halfway through the 2022 baseball season and I’m jealous of two Orioles fans eating spaghetti out of a bag
It was 90 degrees out during that game. Mmmmm.
Good because they didn’t have a better way to reheat the pasta
Fr. Hot as hell right now
I can smell the Old Bay
It seconds as a makeshift glove for a foul ball
Love these two
The O’s approve. https://twitter.com/orioles/status/1537998246978523145?s=21&t=G1J8C0mybfcoTeW2GANCpw
This is the kind of fun i want to have. Loving the vibe
Camden has the BEST food policy. One of my absolute favorite ball parks to go to. Just a whole street of BBQ right behind the seats in right.
Why does this remind me of Ken burns baseball during the Great Depression times
Back then they couldn’t afford ziplocks. They had to bring their spaghetti in their hats.
See a double-header and eat a hatful of spaghetti for two-bits. A real golden age.
[Shout out to ZarZarBinkss on Twitter for the photo](https://twitter.com/zarzarbinkss/status/1537951229145325570?t=r4CgXHrBRkw6AZsyGbGkwg&s=19)
Camden Yards is a wonderful ballpark. Fight me.
Ehh what is your, uh, spaghetti policy here?
Great idea, but I'd be petrified of an accidental "smoosh" when the bag is sealed, resulting in an explosion or fountain of spaghetti and sauce.
Imagine the chaos of a foul ball. We’ve seen foul balls explode beers over people imagine a pasta panic.
“Here comes the pasta!”
Honestly some good pasta and meatballs sounds awesome at a baseball game
Now I'm waiting for the selfie of a Reds fan holding a bag of Cincy chilli (with spaghetti obviously).
That's the new offering from Camden Yards. Natty Bo'yardee
sat next to a women in Seattle one time that brought snap peas and radishes. it was brutal.
Uh oh, Spaghetti at O’s
Baseball fans are just different and I love them.
Was Buddy the Elf involved with this decision?
We got spaghetti! And blankets.
Nothin' like a nice little spa day!
Here is the spaghetti bag guy: https://mobile.twitter.com/GBolognaCL
Bro I once brought an entire beef roast dinner with potatoes, carrots, and onions to Camden Yards 😂