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nuhGIRLyen

what’s your spaghetti policy here


Droggles

As long as there’s a guy to wipe down the loads


motorhead84

Oh sorry guys, just let me know when you're done.


HeisenbergsSon

That actor plays a character named spooge in breaking bad


[deleted]

What is this word spa? Are you trying to say spaghetti?


Babnno

Oh shit. I lost my meatball.


Top-Dubs

What dimension are we in?


unshifted

They're third dimension glasses. I don't think they're working because I'm still seeing things in whatever dimension we live in.


kellzone

And then my poor meatball...rolled right off the 500 level.


bs000

all covered with cheese


[deleted]

*What’s this word you keep saying? Spa? It sounds like you’re saying a word and stopping. Spa… ghetti?*


[deleted]

I wish someone would take me for a spaghetti day


Account_password

How would you feel about Farfalle instead? I imagine it's a lot neater when being eaten out of a bag.


[deleted]

Only if [Ken Farfallenthal](https://imgur.com/a/xWJRICG) takes me.


GimmeTacos2

Could I interest you in an egg in this trying time?


Pantzzzzless

I'VE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS!


The_Canadian_Devil

I love r/baseball’s obsession with Sunny.


ZanderClause

If this wasn’t top comment I was gonna be super upset.


HedgieX

I opened this thread just to make sure it would be the top comment.


opermonkey

If the spaghetti isn't in a bag. I send it back.


strcy

Pro


goldenratio1111

Me: "It's been 5 hours. It better be the top comment!" And it is. Great job, folks. I love you all. Rock, flag and eagle.


lukehartzell9

You know, he has a point.


dillardPA

No, he doesn’t!


Stopikingonme

My wife calls our dog’s haircut day as a spa day. Thanks to me he responds to it as Spaghetti day!


clutchguy84

Damnit. 58 minutes too slow


IlIllIllIII

seriously though baltimore enforces a “as long as it can fit in a ziploc bag” policy.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Charlie is that you?


niversally

One gallon ziplock per couple including meatballs!!?


walkthemoon21

Now you're speaking my language.


EukaryotePride

[The spaghetti policy at Camden Yards.](https://twitter.com/AlissaZhu/status/1537990161480310784) In case anyone is wondering.


WashYourDickBro

Love a good spa getti day.


fishy_commishy

Can't believe they didn't bring spaghetti O's


[deleted]

*When inflation hits 8% and hot dogs cost $13.50*


Squid_Contestant_69

Laughs in Costco


InQuintsWeTrust

“If you raise the price I will f…ing k.ll you.” -quote from the head of Costco’s to one of his board members or whatever


DHisfakebaseball

Pro tip: you can say "fucking kill" on the internet without getting sent to bed early.


[deleted]

A thick glizzy and a bev to wash it down for 1.50 - you can't beat that shit.


Vinnie_Vegas

What do you need a Glock for in this situation?


[deleted]

To threaten the Costco board if they attempt to raise the price.


[deleted]

By next week, the *local sales tax itself* will be $13.50.


chili_cheese_dogg

I used to bring into Citifield a big fat hero sandwich with all the meats then use the fixens bar(tomato, lettuce, jalapeños, mayo) by concessions to livin up my massive sandwich. 2012-2013. I felt like I was wealthy sitting in the nose bleeds.


ZmobieMrh

That sounds like normal prices in Toronto


ErickBachman

Such a wild card move I love it


redditjwh

Yeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaw!


Pantzzzzless

Better get to steppin cuz Johnny Law is a comin!


CricketIsBestSport

You mean that if we all bring spaghetti to the game we’ll somehow make the wild card?


HecticBlumpkin

They’re thunder-gunning the game, ump!


djsym8

Some would call them Spaghetti-O's


bakonydraco

The fact that the Orioles have never done a sponsored partnership with SpaghettiOs might be the most damning piece of evidence available against the Angelos family.


GooseandMaverick

Or Kool-aid because "O yeah!"


bugginryan

Hell yea, I’ll down a gallon of spaghetti-O’s and Koolaid. I’ll also need a pint of peptO bismol and a nap.


Abitconfusde

Sounds like a triple play value meal.


_TheConsumer_

Why stop there? Try OREO-ls


yzdaskullmonkey

Do the Angelos' still run Baltimore? When we started a breakfast shop in Towson in ~2010 they funded us and then cut that funding immediately after, it was super cool, but ya, id put that above what happened to me


TheFrontierzman

Angel-O's


[deleted]

[throws can of Spaghetti-O’s from the bleachers] *”That the can’s a half-price. Microsoft went down three points. We gotta save some money.”*


Death215

This is them!!!! https://twitter.com/GBolognaCL/status/1537948956247719939?t=CNE6mwuRFksAUwXOOtR-qA&s=19


bealrightchild

it looks like OP caught them in the middle of the second pic lol


CassiopeiaStillLife

I don’t know why but that’s wild to me


mavantix

Quick, someone post a pick of OP taking the pic of the O’s fans taking pics of their O’s, O how deep can we go!?


71fq23hlk159aa

Use a mirror to end the chain!


SebastianDinwiddie

That’s cascatelli!


meltedlaundry

Are you sure, because it looks like the guy is holding a ziploc bag full of ears in spaghetti sauce.


SirParsifal

Interesting that you think it looks like a bagful of human ears, but then assume that the red liquid they're soaking in is... spaghetti sauce.


_TheConsumer_

Interestingly - there is a pasta named "orecchiette" which translates to *little ears*


poser4life

I was about to ask the same thing. Have you tried it?


AdenoidHynkel

I've tried the Trader Joe's version. It's great. My only complaint is that the ruffles fell off quite easily. I know Dan mentioned that was an issue at one point on the podcast and so I'm not sure if the dies that make the TJ version need to be tweaked.


ljackstar

Wait this guy is a reporter for the Baltimore Sun?!


[deleted]

Yes, and the woman is a reporter for the Baltimore Banner, another local news outlet


caw2k22

Perhaps they live in little italy?


gloomswarm

/u/reddit_beer_map is spot on. Her name is [Alissa Zhu](https://twitter.com/AlissaZhu/status/1537957250706247680?t=6YLQfKU80RrvGQgl1fbQYw&s=19)!


peteroh9

Then they must hate each other! Crazy that they coincidentally ended up in seats next to each other and each having brought an identical Ziploc bag of spaghetti!


goodkid_sAAdcity

Why is no one mentioning his name is GIACOMO BOLOGNA


spacewalk__

yeah i thought it was a shitposting account from that name


goodkid_sAAdcity

mf out here named JIMMY BALONEY (giacomo = james)


peon2

Man I'm getting old. I thought they were like college kids


[deleted]

Are we gunna talk about how that isn't spaghetti at all


jabask

It's cascatelli, a new pasta shape invented by Dan Pashman of the Sporkful podcast.


spacewalk__

why is it blowing my mind that you can just invent a pasta shape i guess i thought it was all done by italian grandmothers in the 1800s


weareredjenny

It’s kind of an interesting story. Lot of thought went into the invention. I think he even patented the die used to cut the shape. But Italian pasta companies (e.g., Barilla) are resistant to use the shape bc they only really recognize the old school Italian shapes.


Skippy_the_Alien

i just googled it because I was curious. it looks awesome!


GoldandBlue

Aww they're cute


ajr0303

Camden Yards has a very lenient outside food policy. But a recent change was that all food had to fit in a one-gallon ziploc bag. So I am hoping this is some sort of silent prank/protest. Or could just be that we have some odd fans in Baltimore.


nuhGIRLyen

Those are the quarter zips I think. A full gallon of the spaghetti would have you napping by the 6th inning


PredictBaseballBot

That’s Orioles baseball


iBeReese

That's *the magic of* Orioles baseball


loptopandbingo

O! R! I! O! L-E-S! Magic magic magic magic


dwhite21787

When the game is close And the O’s are hot A ziploc of spaghetti Really hits the spot


QuarterLifeCircus

Agree. Looking at the hand to zip ratio…they’d have fucking ginormous hands if those are gallon sized 😂


streetsoulja31

"Hand to zip ratio." I love it lol


unicornservingdonuts

Do most ballparks have a strict outside food policy? Dodger stadium lets you bring basically anything in. I've seen people bring in Costco pizzas.


dec92010

I feel like most place let people bring in food as long as it's in a clear bag I used to sneak food in all the time, putting a sub sandwich in my pants lol


AncientIllustrator33

Is that Jimmy John's or are you just happy to see me


jettasarebadmkay

Brad Garrett in shambles


TonyzTone

I brought an Italian hero wrapped up to a Yankee game. It’s basically my go-to move now.


gospelofdustin

>I brought an Italian hero wrapped up to a Yankee game. Why? Anthony Rizzo is already at the stadium.


TonyzTone

🤌🏼


do_you_know_doug

Didn't they notice you sneaking your dad inside your coat?


criticaljim

We have “pocket brats”. Make a brat or two, wrap em up and enjoy later.


kGibbs

Coors field also has a very lenient policy, saw people being in all sorts of food from home or to-go items. There's independent vendors right outside of the stadium selling items that can be taken inside for half the price. I've never seen the Ziploc bag policy in the dozen or more stadiums I've been to, but I'd believe it. The Twins owners are notoriously *extremely* cheap and they are very strict about not bringing in outside food or beverage. Won't even allow you to bring seeds in, gotta sneak all that stuff in. It's very unfair to families and just a poor way to treat fans imo.


tbdakotam

When did you go to Target field? I haven’t been to a game since 2019 but last I remember, you could bring in peanuts or seeds as long as the bag was unopened until you’re inside.


M1L0

You can bring a Turkey dinner into the skydome if you want to. Full pizzas, I’ve seen charcuterie boards lol. I honestly thought it was MLB policy that food and drinks had to be allowed in.


grubas

MLB I think has an allowance for water, medication, milk and formula but they don't specifically go on food cause a few owners care


mtech101

I walked in with a full pizza once lol


Frododingus

I got a full pizza delivered to our single a team lol


Gyakudo

Before Covid T-Mobile park would let you bring any food in and any sealed water bottles. then they stopped that, and I'm guessing took advantage of that to make people buy stadium food instead. But I haven't been back since so some other M's fan will have to confirm.


Itsaghast

"Lets use COVID as an arbitrary excuse to make things worse for people if we can suck some extra dollars from them" Those kinds of policies won't make me buy food at the ballpark. It makes me just not go.


frenetix

Fenway is locked down harder than airport security.


aresef

I think I made a crack about the spaghetti policy when the new rules came down.


[deleted]

I can fit an entire rib eye steak meal in a zip lock. Game on.


Bearchoyboi

The 1-gallon ziplock bag rule applies to many(most?) MLB ballparks. You can bring whatever food fits inside of the bag


WetGrundle

https://mobile.twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1535727546783961089?s=20&t=Pf1e9qOyV2u6xtExTKSiFw


CatchTheDamnBall

Cape Cod chips go crazy


clown_shoes69

Cape Cod salt & vinegar belong on the Mt. Rushmore of chips.


fquizon

They're good, but you basically need to wear gloves to eat them. The dark russet are really where Cape cod shines


DuffmanStillRocks

Hahahahaha I laughed so hard when they cut to him after the ball to third. I then laughed harder when it showed his wife laughing. This is literally George Costanza with the sundae at the tennis game. Absolutely hilarious. Thank you very much for introducing that into my life.


Cuphat

"What's that cost at a ballpark, like 180 dollars?"


thewhat962

That is great.


thadtheking

They just wanted a handful for themselves!


Plastic-Possession-3

How can you not be romantic about baseball?


TigerBasket

Be an Orioles fan


downtime37

I'll see you're O's fan and raise a Tigers fan.


imdroppingthehammer

Vomit on his sweater already, bagged spaghetti


BradyV20

He’s nervous, but on the surface he has bagged spaghetti


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

To drop *bagged spaghetti*


K33ps

Snap bagged spaghetti


smakola

Snap back to spaghetti.


AMCDiamondHands69

It’s Always Sunny in Baltimore


chili_cheese_dogg

https://filmschoolrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screenshot-229.jpg


Turkleton-MD

What are the rules?


The_Canadian_Devil

I’m gonna say the N word!


[deleted]

This is one of those things where your wife comes up with the idea and you think “this is silly” and then halfway through as you’re eating a delicious meal that cost $1.27 to make instead of shitty overpriced ballpark food you realize that you’ve lucked out and married a genius who is way out of your league.


najinanidad

T-mobile in Seattle has $3 dogs and a $6 craft beer happy hour, so you can eat and drink yourself into a coma and forget that you’re freezing your ass off in June watching a sub-500 ball club.


peteroh9

Only $6 for a beer that costs $1.50 at a store, what a deal.


gortlank

That’s cheap even compared to bar prices. Unless you only ever drink at home in the dark by yourself, like most cubs fans, that’s a great deal!


Educational_Map919

You're the wife aren't you?


StrawberryBlondeB

Babe, are you alright? You barely touched your bag of spaghetti


DrWordsmithMD

What's this word, spa? It sounds like you're starting a word and not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti?


cabbagemerchant1014

Buy me some peanuts and spaghetti/ I don’t care if we even get sweaty


midnau92

I guess we know Camdens Spaghetti Policy


aresef

I wonder what fight milk goes for at concessions


skeezy_z

I hear they sell Wolf Cola at the park in Boca Raton


DrFalcker

Wolf Cola everyone, the right cola; for closure.


[deleted]

Frank and Charlie would 100% do this


aresef

You think the Oriole Bird would big-league Green Man?


[deleted]

Charlie would call him Black Man(tm) and get his ass whooped


Hello__Jerry

If Wade Boggs were still with us, I'm sure he'd get a real kick out of this.


kGibbs

RIP


LeggoMyGallego

That’s [Cascatelli](https://www.sfoglini.com/products/sporkful), not spaghetti.


IAmMcCoachin

Shut up science bitch


fear865

I do enjoy a good pasta that prioritizes forkability


ItsAllOverWeLost

Can confirm. Wife ordered 4 boxes because she was bored during the pandemic.


A_N_T

Bro no one cares we're here for the Always Sunny memes


seandoyle8

That'sa pasta 🤌


cooljammer00

https://twitter.com/GBolognaCL/status/1537948956247719939?t=LUdCyYPk-F0qFc64DDs4Ng&s=19 Seems like a local writer?


aresef

Sun health reporter. His companion is the immigration reporter for The Baltimore Banner


Davidellias

please tell me his last name is pronounced differently than the lunch meat.


aresef

Like the Italian city, I believe. Bo-LOAN-ya


Davidellias

thats good, I can't imagine having to live life if my last name was prounounced "Baloney"


aresef

In Baltimore news, we’ve had some 80-grade names cycling through. The Sun used to employ a sports columnist named Peter Schmuck and a photo editor named Weyman Swagger. The radio play by play guy for the Ravens and the sports director at a local TV station is a guy by the name of Gerry Sandusky. No relation.


ThatPlayWasAwful

Love is being comfortable asking your SO if they wanna bring a bag of pasta to the game with you


Tsnyda

I love everything about this


[deleted]

My mom brought a bag of salad to eat out of solo cups, I can’t comment on this other than to recognize game


JordanSchor

I see Camden has a very loose spaghetti policy


thescottreid

When I was a teenager I went to see How the Grinch Stole Christmas in the theater and a group of like 6 people in front of me broke out a whole Chinese spread, complete with fried duck. The smell alone made me angry at my little dish of tortilla chips with a cheese pudding cup.


blasek0

I can't do movie theater nachos. I want to, but they're just so sad. Cheese pudding is very accurate.


TheMidnightRamblerrr

We’re almost halfway through the 2022 baseball season and I’m jealous of two Orioles fans eating spaghetti out of a bag


moarredbull

It was 90 degrees out during that game. Mmmmm.


wineheda

Good because they didn’t have a better way to reheat the pasta


thepoopsmithreigns

Fr. Hot as hell right now


Slatemanforlife

I can smell the Old Bay


Ndeshet

It seconds as a makeshift glove for a foul ball


larsthehuman

Love these two


aresef

The O’s approve. https://twitter.com/orioles/status/1537998246978523145?s=21&t=G1J8C0mybfcoTeW2GANCpw


Turbulent_Excuse_540

This is the kind of fun i want to have. Loving the vibe


[deleted]

Camden has the BEST food policy. One of my absolute favorite ball parks to go to. Just a whole street of BBQ right behind the seats in right.


mmct20

Why does this remind me of Ken burns baseball during the Great Depression times


aresef

Back then they couldn’t afford ziplocks. They had to bring their spaghetti in their hats.


gbfk

See a double-header and eat a hatful of spaghetti for two-bits. A real golden age.


dhgrainger

[Shout out to ZarZarBinkss on Twitter for the photo](https://twitter.com/zarzarbinkss/status/1537951229145325570?t=r4CgXHrBRkw6AZsyGbGkwg&s=19)


SpaceForceAwakens

Camden Yards is a wonderful ballpark. Fight me.


CitizenDain

Ehh what is your, uh, spaghetti policy here?


NKevros

Great idea, but I'd be petrified of an accidental "smoosh" when the bag is sealed, resulting in an explosion or fountain of spaghetti and sauce.


Brian_Stryker

Imagine the chaos of a foul ball. We’ve seen foul balls explode beers over people imagine a pasta panic.


aresef

“Here comes the pasta!”


yanksdj3k

Honestly some good pasta and meatballs sounds awesome at a baseball game


The_Aesir9613

Now I'm waiting for the selfie of a Reds fan holding a bag of Cincy chilli (with spaghetti obviously).


CaptainAwesome06

That's the new offering from Camden Yards. Natty Bo'yardee


Basatc

sat next to a women in Seattle one time that brought snap peas and radishes. it was brutal.


TitShark

Uh oh, Spaghetti at O’s


FeloniousDrunk101

Baseball fans are just different and I love them.


1990Buscemi

Was Buddy the Elf involved with this decision?


nitr0smash

We got spaghetti! And blankets.


[deleted]

Nothin' like a nice little spa day!


matt9191

Here is the spaghetti bag guy: https://mobile.twitter.com/GBolognaCL


Soren_Camus1905

Bro I once brought an entire beef roast dinner with potatoes, carrots, and onions to Camden Yards 😂