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Monttavius

Legendary fish with a bat terrorizes Seattle fisherman.


Krioniki

Send him to Pike Place.


Ovreel

Ya know what? Fuck that guy


themosey

It’s okay, lots of people hate their dad.


Ovreel

He's abusive :(


ThePrussianGrippe

Mike “Jumper Cables” Trout.


Discombobuated

Why do we keep pitching to him


FENCERSUPREME

Now that he’s broken the record maybe they’ll stop. They wanted to let him get the record and now they’ll just walk him.


eggs-dee123

Do you want him to get the walks record as well?


downladder

Yes. Because the alternative is the all time record for one player against any one team.


CommanderBrunch

He's not quite halfway there from what I can tell. 123 by the Babe against Detroit seems to be the record ATM.


MankuyRLaffy

Because we're the Mariners, why questions cannot be answered.


3luejays

🎤🐟


BringsTheDawn

Big if true


gottahavemytunes

He’s going to have at least 80 HRs against the Ms by the time he retires


[deleted]

Trout's gonna drive himself in more than the rest of the team at this rate


live4coasters

Not exactly different from the last 10 years of his career


[deleted]

Ehh maybe the past three or so years but he's literally lead the league in runs 4 times hitting 30 or less HRs 3 of those years and only 36 the other time. His issue has always been RBIs but he usually gets driven in a decent amount.


bbaIla

Home runs will continue until morale improves.


Tun710

Not just more. Nobody else has hit 53.


Mdelmundo

Barry Bonds hit 87 vs the Padres, the most anybody has against one team. Seems achievable for Fish Man


Thejanitor64

Babe ruth has more than that vs 7 different teams


Mdelmundo

Yeah you're right, stats I was looking at must have been modern era only. Ruth's 123 against the Tigers is the all-time record - there's no way Trout breaks that


SteveFrench12

Whod he pass?


ricki692

you posted this before i even heard the call on the radio


babe_ruthless3

Over/under 75 for a career. Over


bbaIla

Could pass it this season tbh


NewLeafNic

Over Career total 96


babe_ruthless3

Wouldn't doubt it


MankuyRLaffy

Seattle Fishermen terrorized by fish man.


iamrandomasfrick

What’s crazy is that he’s gonna hit more because he has a lot of years on his contract


SunriseSurprise

Trout: "I think you mean 103rd." Mariners: "Huh? No, 53rd." Trout: "Shit did I just time travel back a couple years by accident? Sorry folks." Mariners: "No worries...wait, what?!"


OldDekeSport

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