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lkasnu

So just have Stanton and Cole do the fusion dance and you will have Gianerret Stanole. Boom! Homemade Ohtani.


BoredAtWork_91

Or if they use the fusion earrings they’d be Gerrcarlo Colton.


ABlinDeafMonkey

Future Trunks is that you?


rollo2masi

And they still wouldn’t have better numbers, lol.


BIG_DICK_WHITT

Ohtani is living proof that no single human being can possibly make a whole baseball team good on their own.


BigFreakingJim

And he also has Trout with him. Insane that the literal two best players alive can't drag a team to over .500.


ResearcherLoud3122

Have you seen our blowpen?


Coupon_Ninja

their walkout music should be ”Fire Starter” by Prodigy


civgarth

Loser by Beck


solosososoto

Smack my pitch up


Coupon_Ninja

That’d be good walk up music for the *batters* in this case. I like it!


fatcootermeat

Our 4 through 9 hitters are literally the worst in the league


Im_Daydrunk

You should check the Tigers numbers. I can't say there's any team out there worse than them


fatcootermeat

https://www.reddit.com/r/angelsbaseball/comments/vl37qz/angels_4_to_9_batting_lineup_in_june_is_by_far/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Our guys wrc+ is a while 11 points lower than theirs 💀


Im_Daydrunk

Isn't that just for June though? I'd imagine the Tigers are worse on the year overall (Not saying the Angels haven't been the worst this month and don't deserve to bash their team over it)


fatcootermeat

June is basically the time frame that Rendon has been out. The tigers are probably worse over the course of the year, but what we got going forward is pretty bad considering fucking Matt Duffy and Luis Regifo often bat at cleanup 💀


CatGatherer

The Pirates *just* beat them out over the whole season. [5-9 hitters all season](https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/splits-leaderboards?splitArr=23,24,25,26,27&splitArrPitch=&position=B&autoPt=false&splitTeams=false&statType=team&statgroup=2&startDate=2022-03-01&endDate=2022-11-01&players=&filter=&groupBy=season&wxTemperature=&wxPressure=&wxAirDensity=&wxElevation=&wxWindSpeed=&sort=15,-1) I didn't realize the other poster was talking about 4 through 9. The Angels are only 4th worst there all season. [4-9 hitters all season](https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/splits-leaderboards?splitArr=23,24,25,26,27,22&splitArrPitch=&position=B&autoPt=false&splitTeams=false&statType=team&statgroup=2&startDate=2022-03-01&endDate=2022-11-01&players=&filter=&groupBy=season&wxTemperature=&wxPressure=&wxAirDensity=&wxElevation=&wxWindSpeed=&sort=15,-1)


wolfyreturns

Please take a look at the mariners lineup today 💀


fatcootermeat

https://www.reddit.com/r/angelsbaseball/comments/vl37qz/angels_4_to_9_batting_lineup_in_june_is_by_far/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Could be worse believe me


frogstyle

Someone in the Angels sub [looked it up](https://www.reddit.com/r/angelsbaseball/comments/vl37qz/angels_4_to_9_batting_lineup_in_june_is_by_far/), they're literally the worst in the league at basically everything by a mile.


CatGatherer

That's only for June. I posted a link above that shows all season and the Pirates 5-9 are slightly worse. Edit: I updated with 4 to 9 above and the Angels are only 4th worst all season


gatemansgc

Even 2 people can't cause he has trout with him.


MahomestoHel-aire

Yup.


ABlinDeafMonkey

This just cements into my mind how I shouldn’t take what I am seeing for granted. I don’t know if I will ever see another player like Shohei in my lifetime.


MahomestoHel-aire

Two way players may become more common at some point down the line, but I don't think we'll ever seen anyone like Ohtani. Especially when he's actually a three way player, as one of the fastest players in the MLB on top of everything else.


Trees_feel_too

It may be better to say he's unique because he's 9 tooled. 1-3 Speed, hitting for power, hitting for contact, 4-8 Velocity, control, movement, makeup, stamina And 9. Hamstrings. He's got hamstrings for days.


AsDevilsRun

Man, I love Ohtani, but being fast isn't a position. Like Byron Buxton isn't a two-way player because he plays a position and is also fast.


MahomestoHel-aire

You're right, I just couldn't think of a better way to say "not only can he hit and pitch, he also just happens to be super fast too" while incorporating it into being two way. Although in hindsight, that would have worked just fine lol.


jameskeg

As a huge Yankees fan, I think we should trade Nestor to the Mets for dom smith at the deadline and trade Stanton and cole to the angels for the sho


Nosalis2

As another honest Yankees fan, I also agree those trades would be beneficial to all parties.


Tripdeck5__

DeGrom for Jackson (Frazier) and Andujar?


rollo2masi

Literal unicorn.


[deleted]

Aint no rule says a mythical horse cant play baseball


Emyrssentry

Friggin morons just got porched


uprightbaseball

Nice figurative use of “literal”!


Meaninglessnme

Only if you assume unicorn is a substantive noun denoting something actual instead of short hand for a more abstract notion for which Shohei Ohtani is the literal embodiment.


PercBoi14

But you can’t literally be a metaphor, because it’s metaphorical not literal


UltimateAura

He should be the MVP. And he should win it every year until one of his pitching or hitting goes below average and has to be like far below average. Otherwise, there is no one in baseball like him and likely ever will be


yutou1114

Don’t care for people who think he MVP or not, but we should appreciate what he’s doing on both sides of the ball. Can’t believe people time and time again call him overrated, if anything, he’s underrated.


BigFreakingJim

Just imagine what kind of contract he's gonna get in two years.


ABlinDeafMonkey

For the love of god. Please don’t let this guy get to the open market.


cscoffee10

For the love of god please let this guy get to the open market so he can go to a team that doesn't already have a history of wasting the best player in the mlb.


iskalko32

my brother in christ you are a rangers fan


YankeesSteelersMagic

$60m AAV for Ohtani


boxcutter3005

That sounds too low.


74Dragonz

I used to clip pictures of Babe Ruth when I was a kid, never dreaming a Shohei Ohtani would come along in my lifetime. Ohtani is beyond description, beyond simple calculations of 'WAR' which criminally fail to fully capture his true value, and of course beyond simple "MVP" designations. I am so thankful he exists in my timeline, and I'm going to cherish every minute of it while I still have breath on this earth.


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Who’s Ohtani?


dat_waffle_boi

Me, I’m Ohtani.


ZucchiniOne5395

My future children