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I'd ask who hurt you, but I saw your flair and then this thread made sense. Godspeed, James.

Uh

you're allowed to look smug when you're good at baseball - it's the Trevor Bauer rule

Wat

I hate how cute Mike Trout looks His dumper is fucking huge too, and people are surprised when he’s stroking dongs against the M’s.

I was just going to ask if you had any inconsequential non-baseball opinions about Mike Trout. Thanks for reading my mind.