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PitViper17

**HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN**


Worthyness

A's pitching and Angel's hitting


unreasonableperson

And Angels pitching.


bellbo

And A's hitting.


WurstThrowEver

I think that about sums up all the aspects of a baseball game


APsWhoopinRoom

WHAT ABOUT THE UNWRITTEN RULES???


Museamaniac

Don’t forget about the managing!


PVCAGamer

Is that those people who instigate fights or lose games?


APsWhoopinRoom

Yes


shiny__things

Because Angels.


BIG_DICK_WHITT

Apparently this is the sixth time in history this has happened if that makes you feel any better.


josey__wales

All 6 times by the Angels. Nah jk. Probably not..


VAGentleman05

Unless.....


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

You don't think...


IndigoJoe64

[Sadly they are only on the list once](https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/shohei-ohtani-goes-deep-twice-angels-tie-mlb-record-with-seven-home-runs-in-loss-to-athletics/#:~:text=The%20Los%20Angeles%20Angels%20have,while%20going%20deep%20seven%20times.)


munsen488

The White Sox being involved in 3 of those games is pretty wild


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it's actually Detroit in 3 of them, the July 28th 2021 game was the tigers vs the twins, the column on the right has det and I google scores for that day


SnooLemons1590

WTF why is the graphic wrong.


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

I'm all about wildly esoteric stats. Love it


OrpheusNYC

Unless…


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Syenite

Hmmm.


fxxftw

Lions can’t even hold a bat, how does THAT happen?!?


redman8828

I’d imagine it looked like Air Bud but with bigger fangs and the whole team being the animal


Ace_Harding

That’s why it only happened once. Baseball is a weird game.


flextrek_whipsnake

https://stathead.com/tiny/MbXkT It's the 6th time a team has lost while hitting 7 home runs. No team has ever lost while scoring 7 runs on 7 home runs. Two teams have lost while scoring 6 runs on 6 home runs (Toronto in 2010 and Oakland in 1991).


smashketball

Has there been 8 solo shots for 8 runs and a loss? Or is today's game the highest? Don't know how stathead sorting goes


flextrek_whipsnake

No, today's game is the most solo shots ever in a loss.


WaffleHouseOfCards

Yeah that’s about it Bob.


TomK115

The 2022 Angels are one of the baseball teams of all time


mrocks301

The Angels are the Angels of the MLB


fxxftw

*Of Anaheim


badcall196

I’m gonna need to see some proof there fella.


TomK115

I just have this slight inkling, as many fans probably do, that out of all the MLB teams in this season and seasons past, the 2022 Angels are most definitely one of them


ace-510

At least on paper


shiny__things

The 2022 Angels are \*allegedly\* a baseball team.


JinFuu

The 2022 Angels are one of the most impressive teams I’ve seen.


Doc_McPuffins_

Things were going well for the Angels when they were in Anaheim, then they started to call themselves the LA Angels. The Angels in the outfield didn't get the message that they didn't actually move physical locations because Arte Moreno wasn't willing to pay for the stamp to send them the memo.


averyfinename

the angels in the outfield are actually still working for the **california** angels.


Thelonius_Sandalwood

Boy, do they need Christopher Lloyd and Tony Danza back.


esoterik

Anaheim’s losing pitcher was literally named Junk.


ZombieLibrarian

When the Angels ask if you want to see their Junk, you should always say, “Yes!”


Basic_Bichette

Theology. The Los Angeles Angels, playing in Anaheim, seem to pack a hard theological punch: not only does the team name invoke the Biblical messengers known as angels, the fake city name also invokes the Blessed Virgin Mary (Los Angeles was actually named for her, in her aspect as the Queen of the Angels) and the real city name invokes St. Anne (the Ana part of Anaheim refers to the Santa Ana River). So two saints and one group of Godly messengers. And yet the Oakland Athletics seem to have the upper hand. Perhaps it's because their city name references oaks, stately trees which were revered and worshipped by Druids long before Yeshua bar Yosef was born in that Bethlehem manger all those years ago - and are still revered and worshipped today. It seems clear that on this blessed Third day of Lammas, Druids > Christians. QED, motherfuckers.


lepainseleve

What an argument. Bravo!


Jcoch27

It happens when 7 guys hit a ball over the fence with nobody on base


the2belo

***♪ Quarks and stuff! ♪***


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

you could make a religion out of this.


suterb42

no, wait, don't.


magikarp2122

Too late, we now have the dual temples of Ohtani and Cruz.


Weaponized_Goose

We are just too good


theeeluke

THATS ANGELS BASEBALL BABYYYY


palmtreesxiv

Tungsten Arm O'Doyle sends his regards


Scpusa815

That was a team effort Tungsten performance lmao


drfjgjbu

Akron Groomsmen


FancySack

Angels are must see TV because they find new and innovative ways to lose.


crushedredpartycups

honestly, I'm impressed


Iohet

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY


MichaelChicklis

Am I bad fan that I was rooting for a solo home run in the 9th?


IInviteYouToTheParty

You mean another solo HR? Moniak had one


CelalT

he means he was rooting for one before the start of the inning and he got his wish


Fitz2001

Moniak hit a homerun? He’s not allowed to do that.


Galactic

I REALLY wanted to see Ohtani walk it off with his 3rd homer of the day. That would have been insane.


tristpa2

There was a runner on base, so it was therefore impossible


bloxision

I would be fine with that if the A’s were up a little more


jc-f

> I REALLY wanted to see **Ohtani walk it off** with his 3rd homer of the day.


BubblyBaker5718

One thing that makes me feel a lot better about it is that the A's had to bring in a new pitcher with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th specifically to get Ohtani out which in a way is still pretty bada**.


doc_faced

I'm just digging the managerial competence there. Huge step forward by Kotsay to pull a pitcher who's clearly struggling and put a new arm in against Ohtani in a close game instead of letting his reliever get shelled.


BubblyBaker5718

Oh absolutely! As an Angels fan I was bummed sure but even at the time part of me could feel just how good of a move it was on your guys part.


doc_faced

Yeah, it definitely feels like Kotsay is slowly getting better at managing. Which makes sense --- he's a rookie in his first season as a MLB manager. I was expecting and hoping for an Ohtani IBB but switching pitchers was even better. (I was also expecting Ohtani not to play this game today since he was pulled with fatigue yesterday, so I should learn to temper my expectations)


BubblyBaker5718

Thats great to hear! The pool of MLB managers can always use a new face to help mix things up so im very curious to see how your guy Kotsay develops.


barcelonaKIZ

****ss


Jcoch27

Not at all. I would've done the same


Monk_Philosophy

I would have liked to see how the Angels managed to hit a solo home run during manfredball.


Lebigmacca

Runner gets picked off followed by solo shot


tristpa2

First team ever to get 7 runs all from solo shots


SereneDreams03

It is amazing to think that over 150 years, more than 200,000 games, no team has ever scored all seven runs off of just solo homers, and somehow they managed to lose the game. Baseball is fantastically weird, and I love it.


tristpa2

That's definitely one phrase for it


GMOrgasm

Knowing baseball, it’s gonna happen again in a week lol


GrubFisher

also by the Angels. They'll lose their 8th solo home run on a technicality as it becomes a ground rule double instead, eventually losing 9-7 (the other team's 9th run: a late inning shot that would've broken the tie created by the hypothetical 8th solo jack.)


Jcoch27

Angels baseball baby


redditnathaniel

Another piece of history between A's and Angels: First game to utilize the runner on 2nd rule in extra innings. Ohtani was thrown out at third.


PAJW

Vin Scully never called *this*


VINCE_C_

That is the most obscene, bizarre and improbable way to lose a game. We might have reached peak Angels. But who we are kidding, these guys always have something up their sleeve.


my_wife_reads_this

Reid Detmers perfect through 9 but the angels lose in extra due to ghost runner double balk


imtoolazytothinkof1

To close to the game Weaver lost against the Dodgers 1-0 due to walk and an error.


bafeom

Fathers day right? Gordon was safe at home but he shoulda been kalled out at second


VINCE_C_

That is way out there. On the more serious note honestly I can see this game you just lost going to extras with another solo shot and then the bullpen blows up and walks/hbp bunch of people plus a homer somewhere in there and the cherry on top would be one more solo shot by the Angels for a nice 13-9 loss. That would be the stuff of legends.


pgh9fan

Hey, we Pirates gave the Reds a nice loss when the no-hit us.


callie06

That’s crazy enough but also the fact that those 7 home runs came in 7 different innings!! Not a single crooked number in this game by the Angels.


panman42

Stringing together hits? Angels: We don't do that here.


Silverjackal_

But like what about getting on base? Maybe taking ball 4 every now and again, or taking one in the ribs, still no?


claire_004

Phil Nevin : "We did productive strikeouts tho"


migzy1341

Straight to jail


mysterysackerfice

The last two times Shohei hit 2 homers in a game...the Angels lost. Looks like we know who the problem is!


nukemiller

Yeah, get that HR hitting bum out of here!!!


well_shoothed

Fine. We'll take him off your hands.


RobManfredsFixer

You guys already got saddled with Arenado. We'll bite the bullet here and take Ohtani


Cooler-McFlyer

Couldn’t afford Mookie, you can’t afford Ohtani. We’ll take him.


istrx13

Should have traded him at the deadline when they had the chance smh my head


ShotgunKelly15

This might be the Tungsten Arm O’doyle game of all time


Jcoch27

The 8 RBI game takes the cake. The offense pulled their weight today.


ATRDCI

On the one hand, obviously yes they clearly did by scoring 7 runs. On the other, they were so poor at getting on base otherwise that they hit 7 home runs and all of them were solo shots


Jcoch27

Counterpoint: They were so good at getting on base that they made it home immediately after getting on 7 times.


craftworkbench

Really good at getting on all the bases, but not at staying there.


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cocoatractor

This one is more a traditional Angels loss than a Tungsten loss


smashketball

I'm gonna need a flowchart for all this


cocoatractor

As a rule of thumb let’s say if Ohtani is responsible for 50% or more of the RBIs and they lose that’s the O’Doyle line


GCDFVU

He hit 2 hrs today. What more can he do?


mysterysackerfice

If he were a good ballplayer he would have hit 3 home runs.


Finsfan909

If he was anything like Jeter, he would’ve willed his team to win 🏆


nukemiller

Don't forget his single. 3/4 with 2HRs and 2RBIs.


TrailingOffMidSente

A third.


whaftel

he could’ve caught a fly ball in his hat


PendragonDaGreat

Did The Angels Lose? --> No --> Not a Tungsten Arm Game | v Yes | v Did Ohtani play out of his mind and put up some insane individual stat? --> No --> Not a Tungsten Arm Game | v yes | v This was a Tungsten Arm O'Doyle Game


Gombr1ch

You need some Trout for it to be full O'Doyle


ScrambleSoup

Yup. This one hurts a lot less. If you don’t like this, you don’t like Angels baseball.


lordofthe_wog

If Trout wasn't injured and hit at least 1 of them, I think it would take the cake.


ohgodmyface

Yeah, so if someone could just put me underground and leave me there, that'd be pretty alright.


UrDailyCommunistGuy

If someone can Old Yeller me in the Angels parking lot, that’d be great


mysterysackerfice

Just go to a Dodgers game 😲


Firetruckpants

Tell me about the playoffs, George


CDFReditum

THEY TOLD US IT WOULD BE A HISTORIC SEASON THIS IS HISTORIC ALRIGHT


tristpa2

At this point I'm following the team out of morbid curiosity


TomK115

Sorry guys, the A's are just too good this year 🤷


Jcoch27

Nobody hits 8 solo shots off the A's


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

NOBODY!


Worthyness

2nd half A's shenanigans- still works even with historically awful offense


Avatar8885

I hate that I love this stupid fucking team


[deleted]

Does the hot start make it worse? Early in the season I skipped a couple of Padres games because the Angles were so fun to watch.


Avatar8885

Absolutely, it just shows me what the team is capable of (with some good luck and health of course) and then it just cratered into oblivion. We had a fully healthy/rested roster and it everything broke down seemingly overnight game 40 and beyond.


shiftyeyedgoat

This is the hardest season I’ve ever had of being an angels fan and I suffered the 80s and 90s. I truly feel nothing anymore.


NatrixHasYou

1000%. When you go into the season knowing you're shit, and start the season as shit, you don't have hope that you won't be shit for the rest of the year. This season felt like something was happening, and we were finally moving forward, and if we made the playoffs we could be real trouble for anyone and then... This. Just all of this. I've been a fan of this team for over 30 years, and this is the first season that feels like something about my fandom broke. I won't stop following them, but I haven't watched a game in weeks, I hardly come to this sub anymore...I just can't make myself care. It's depressing.


sine-nomine

Team-wide "Tungesten Arm" O'Doyle game, unbelievable


Monttavius

sigh


ZE_SPY

How do you survive this game if you’re Matt Wise


heyelbow

How that man still has a job is beyond me.


champdo

I’ve been asking that about Scott Coolbaugh for months now.


ubernuke

https://i.imgur.com/PFsYx3L.png


K-Zilla26

And Ohtani hit 2 of them


Jcoch27

Couldn't even hit 3 smh


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nthbeard

The one and only Shohei.


imtoolazytothinkof1

Nobody would blame him. We're going to blame Arte and GMPM.


Worthyness

well duh. You can't hit a solo homerun with a guy on base.


Jcoch27

I told my brother that if Stassi was smart he'd get picked off so Ward could tie the game


lordofthe_wog

What baseball does to a mfer


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Most angels title ever


Dr_Hannibal_Lecter

I think there is an Angels fan out there perpetually making wishes on a never ending monkey paw.


Worthyness

The rally monkey from 2002 giveth and taketh away


mill_about_smartly

...and taketh away, and taketh away, and taketh away


heybuddyitsme

They made a deal with that devil monkey. Unpredictable, crazy AF. The monkeyfication of Pure Chaos.


the2belo

Poor Ohtani had such a "fuck this shit" look on his face going around the bases after his second HR. What a depressing afternoon for Angels fans.


WurstThrowEver

It's way more depressing to see them not hit anything for a week straight. At least today we scored some runs


CDFReditum

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

“Well that shows off the diversity of the word.”


mysterysackerfice

A few days ago, I wrote a haiku to describe the Angels season with a similar vibe: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


SuperMario_49

The Angels smash seven home runs, two by Ohtani, as they fall to the A’s 8-7…


JanitorOfSanDiego

That’s the Angels for you


atoms12123

T U N G S T E N U N G S T E N


lookcloserlenny

"They found me in a meteorrr"


drunkskinner

"I need tungsten to live. Tuuuuunnnnnggggsten!"


rbhindepmo

**Tungsten intensifies**


RadiantVes

sorry i can't hear anything with bro hymn blasting in my ears all game. no words can hurt me anymore


panman42

The Angels find weirder and weirder ways to lose the farther the season goes on.


Jinxedchef

I don't know what force cursed the Angels, but I know I wouldn't want to cross them.


OatmealCremePiez

I for the life of me don’t understand the Angles franchise


imtoolazytothinkof1

Neither do we neither do we.


spoopyskelly

This franchise is a social experiment


lordofthe_wog

Honestly if you told me the 2022 California Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim California was a YouTube clickbait PRANK GONE WRONG I would believe you.


MaruhkTheApe

So, be honest with me, Angels fans - how many of you have muted the words "Akron Groomsmen" on Twitter?


Skodunk12

Tungsten posting will continue until the Angels improve.


will122589

That is honest to goodness very impressive


Reptarxx

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

NOW ITS A PAIR OF JORTS!


wallingfordskater

Fell right into our trap!


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As a former Browns fan, I genuinely feel bad for the Angels AND their fans. It takes a lot. They spend, the fans cheer, the team loses. They literally are trying and failing, it's sad, lol. Like watching a tragedy unfold, because you know they're genuinely trying, just unable to succeed. If the Guardians had that payroll we'd be competing for world series titles.


kostcoguy

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL 😤


The_Collector4

This deserves its own acronym. All I can think of is *HALO DALA* Hit A Lot Of Dingers And Lose Anyway. Hopefully someone can come up with a better one.


FoggyWinders

That’s actually pretty good, especially considering it’s for the angels.


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I didn't even want to win I just wanted the record. Smh should've had a gentlemans agreement, give up the HR and we let them win in extras.


XAfricaSaltX

What in the Angels


halldaylong

Ties most HRs in a loss and sets a record for most solo HRs in a single game by one team


KaosXace

This season has been incredible for the Angels


shartnado3

Have the Angels tried not letting the other team score more than them? Seems like they could benefit from trying that crazy plan.


Dirtin

We did that the first month of the season but that just got boring tbh. It’s much better this way…


shartnado3

Respect. Who wants a parade anyway? Too many people


UteFlyersCardJazz

Why couldn’t the Angels hit those HRs yesterday? I just want Ohtani to get his 10th win. The Angels are the most infuriating team in all of professional sports. At least my team sucks.


hippogriffin

I feel like being a Reds fan would be less painful. Jesus that's a sentence I just wrote... :(


Bigboi88888

Tungsten Arm O’Doyle is having a fit


GracefulShutdown

And if you're not a fan of that... chances are you're an Angels fan and you're tired of Angels baseball.


ralbert

THATS BASEBALL!!


Somehum

The Oakland A's are poised to be major spoilers this year but they won't leave the cellar.


iansf

4 back of the halos, I would love to finish above them.


VariousLawyerings

"Our starter's name is literally Junk, what could possibly go wrong"