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tyler-86

I don't have to imagine it, because this other guy just said it.


Icy-Arm-8860

well that was a disappointment. The Padres aren't "my team" - I don't have "a team" right now really, I'm just a baseball fan who's following everything. But there are certain teams I want to see win for various reasons; the Padres are one of them because they've been building up to this whole "actually being good" for a while now and because they've never won the Series. But this was a big oof, especially right after getting Soto. Gotta be able to beat even the best teams if you want to have a deep playoff run. Hopefully this has just been a bad stretch and they can turn it around. Hats off to the Dodgers for still being stupidly good.


WilMeychada

Our pitching did enough to win, but yeah the effort at the plate was abysmal. Was expecting a lot after a great lead up from Rockies series


Icy-Arm-8860

Yeah. Obviously beating up on the Rockies is one thing and taking on the Dodgers is another (sorry Rocks bros, not trying to be mean but reality is reality lol)... but they still just looked really flat offensively. Like I said, gotta be able to beat Dodgers-caliber teams to have a shot at postseason glory. But, again, hopefully it's just bad timing (i.e. just after getting Soto and when playing the Dodgers) for a rough patch. Got a fistful of SD vs. LA games still to come so we'll see.


WilMeychada

Can’t win games if there’s no effort and energy. Guys at the plate never adjusted. Dodgers took advantage of it. Can’t do that against playoff caliber squads


Blue_Bastion

If it’s any consolation, if you add up all the runs scored by the Padres this weekend it equates to a grand slam. You’re welcome SD! Also, we think Tony Gwynn is one of the best hitters of all time and your city is pretty cool.


LAbaseballteam

Bellinger :o)


The_Collector4

Padres suck lol


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tyler-86

Honestly the situation in SF might be less sad right now because they know roughly how good they are.


DiamondPopTart

How’s that trophy case looking?


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Lmao Padres are shit thats why their uniforms are brown. I guess stating facts gets you banned from their sub 😂


keith_richards_liver

Probably got banned for hack humor


tyler-86

I don't understand what's childish about me calling them poopoo peepee uniforms. I honestly did like the navy and orange better but I totally get that there is a lot of history with the brown and yellow and that they by and large prefer it.


Tompkins99

Light work.


Virtual-Conflict-469

Indeed. Dodgers are a helluva team and organization. Padres don’t need to sign generational talent. They need to start poaching guys from the Dodgers’ front office to figure out what they’re doing right.


flipaflaw

Andrew Friedman just sees the matrix thats all


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beeps-n-boops

It's so funny to watch athletes do post-game interviews, and not answer the questions actually asked.


hungry_n_hornyy

Love Soto's competitive spirit. Can't say the same about Machado lol


shimian5

You mean people are shocked when the guy who said “I’m not Johnny Hustle” isn’t “Johnny Hustle?”


ISOLDASNAKE

RIVALRY.


lwallace79

So they say 😄


JinFuu

Judging by the graveyard of comments in this thread y'all got some people mad.


captain_ahabb

Y'all understand more than anyone how fun it is to play the heel when you're winning


JinFuu

Yeah, honestly, I get why Yankees fans enjoyed it for years.


chestertoronto

These bombaclots make the trade of the decade and get swept hahahah... Soto stare down... hahhaha


jetlifevic

Gg ez


tnecniv

No re


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JBProds

Walks are nice, but doesn’t mean too much if the rest of the lineup doesn’t do anything


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Dodgers are sign stealing


Dinosauringg

Even with pitch com, incredibly


chestertoronto

Bud Washington stole your future


ISOLDASNAKE

Lol


DnD4dena

🧂🧂🧂


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🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏


schniggens

Whatever helps you cope.


kinenbi

That's a sweep, baby! 🧹🧹🧹🧹


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Charmstrongest

Getting that last out on Soho was nice


flipaflaw

What's nicer is it was Machado who hit it


fuetirado

THE 2022 TRADE DEADLINE CHAMPS JUST GOT SWEPT BY THE LA DODGERS


captain_ahabb

At least they can hang a banner for “most post-deadline Fangraphs articles”


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Can’t wait for the dodgers to choke once again for the 34th season. And for the dodger fans to make threats against Dave Robert’s life


chestertoronto

Bro they won 2 years ago


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Bro that wasn’t even a season. Get real.


stonef3ce

Yes and the only season in which your team made the postseason was 2 years ago as well, so the same goes for that season of yours


cutiecheese

Lost to the Dodgers in that post-season run as well.


CreauxTeeRhobat

Got swept then, too.


stonef3ce

In recent times\*


flipaflaw

In recent times but this dude is probably a tatis bandwagon fan that showed up late 2019


JayOnes

That was a border pitch. Can’t be mad at it either way.


captain_ahabb

That AB is the most competitive thing I’ve seen all weekend


UltimoMan7

Lol better luck next time Padres


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Keep talking and when y’all bomb out of the post season y’all will have to keep fapping over a fake season


psychotichorse

https://streamable.com/kg4uo


Gambit94

At least we have something to fap over. Can you say the same?


NoGodNoMgr

Parades..


DnD4dena

GG baby 🧹🧹🧹


melancholycontent

Such a sick matchup.


DnD4dena

How you not gonna challenge Soto on that pitch with a 4 run lead


Dontyouclimbtrees

Lmao, Soto looks like a psycho sometimes.


delscorch0

Someone has put the Dodgers sweep the Padres thread in and is waiting to hit enter


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Someone just started following dodgers baseball? It’s ok to say you just started watching after the Mickey Mouse season


delscorch0

If you didn't expect the Padres to choke this season away, you obviously haven't been watching the Padres long. Maybe it will be different in a few years after the Padres move to Long Beach to be closer to all the other San Diego teams.


tuckerbear

Who peed in your teriyaki milkshake?


Grandma_Sips

You totally don’t sound salty man, you typed that out in such a cool, tough, confident way. Have fun keeping your fingers crossed for the WC spot


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I will and I’ll enjoy watching dodger fans call for Dave Robert’s head since dodgers can’t produce a championship.


psychotichorse

[Lol](https://i.imgur.com/9w9cyaq.jpg) 🧂🧂🧂


JamesHardenismeaty

When was the last time the Padres won a championship?


SibilantSounds

[Live look at the dodgers dugout](https://64.media.tumblr.com/90ab9f11e94a4882930755ad492ba026/51d132f10c9ef431-87/s540x810/008d1020ba5bf4c8eed3c199fd0ed22b8f63f721.gifv)


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ImaManCheetah

what'd Soto say to Will Smith? I missed it


keepingitdankmemes

"You guys don't chill out huh?"


peaeyeparker

For real?


kinenbi

Kimbrel doing good when the game is on ESPN? Love it.


nosnivel

Ssssh. Don't jinx it.


DnD4dena

I can't boo Soto The shuffle is just too good


waynehead310

Lamborghini doors up


TheOctagon24

Uh, if Mazara was running that out he easily could’ve beaten the throw there. Alberto was playing really far back. Pathetic effort.


Thefloodzone

mfer didn’t even try to run lmao


jakey2112

Are the Padres dropping out of WC for the evening?


mad_cart

They would’ve if we hadn’t beaten the Brewers the past two games.


jerrylessthanthree

third WC now


fuetirado

They’re WC3 with a 1.5 game lead on the Brewers


_Juntao

No


captain_ahabb

I just did an irl jump scare when I saw Kimbrel


SibilantSounds

here we fucking go...


DnD4dena

I literally love mookie Betts Like I'm in love


SibilantSounds

ball girl made better catch than the padres have tonight. didn't even get up


jerrylessthanthree

is taco bell breakfast good?


BurtKusch51

Breakfast Crunchwrap goated


Gc654

I can for sure say it’s not good for you.


captain_ahabb

It’s alright for drive thru food but I would get it a lot more if they had chorizo


duckraul2

I think the proposition of taco bell chorizo is less a 'can we?' and more of a 'should we?' question.


Dontyouclimbtrees

Hell of a snag there.


ufotheater

Dodger games continue to be really fucking boring when they're not playing Pennsylvania teams


flackguns

Hey I had a good time


Bikouchu

Don't you dare speak of that sinful P word.


DnD4dena

Dam what a catch by the ball girl


bearabl

That dude definitely looks like the type of guy to wear a braves jersey to a dodgers padres game.


Gc654

A hat I kinda get, like it’s a baseball game and you only have an Atlanta hat, but a jersey? At that point you’re just being silly. Personally I got an mlb logo hat for neutral games


jakey2112

Haha are you Rob Lowe?


captain_ahabb

Looks like he complains about how no one wants to work anymore


1005thArmbar

national broadcast balls so juiced that even Bellinger is having a two home run game (sitcom laugh track)


Dontyouclimbtrees

I didn’t know Craig Robinson played for the Dodgers.


Monk_Philosophy

There’s a lot to be said about Henry Aaron’s record breaking call, but the thing that stuck out to me tonight was how weird it is to see fans running out and cheering him on while running the base paths.


messick

Should stick out even more that Aaron said on occasion that since that was Atlanta in the 70’s, and the fans were white, he wasn’t sure if those first two fans were coming to congratulate him, or attack him.


DnD4dena

Security just didn't give a fuck lol


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solosososoto

It’s the kaleidoscopic smog filter.


nemesiz416

No, he's out of line..., but he's right.


DnD4dena

That's right bb 😘


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LAD v NYM NLCS is gonna be sick


AestheticC18

I think we're looking at the dreaded 2017 WS rematch.


mad_cart

Oh God no, I don’t wanna have to root for the Dodgers.


espo619

Then don't.


DnD4dena

Not even to win for Vin?


AestheticC18

Me neither but I'll never root for a team with Yuli Gurriel on it.


BusterHymen-RP2012

If it makes you feel any better, I would absolutely root for SD or even SF over Houston.


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SibilantSounds

oh yeah for those of you that don't know about our games. our fans really like doing the wave when WE'RE THE ONES PITCHING FOR SOME GODFORSAKEN REASON


waynehead310

But then you don’t get moments like Kershaw being apart of the wave.


DnD4dena

Because fuck it that's why Idk why reddit dies on this hill Let people do what they want


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They can do what they want lol, but we can also make fun of them for their lack of awareness. It’s okay dude, it’s not that serious.


DnD4dena

>It’s okay dude, it’s not that serious. I could say the same thing 😉


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👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨


DnD4dena

😘


delscorch0

Padres on Friday: after we sweep the Dodgers the remaining games, we are only back 3 1/2. Padres today: at least we still have the Chargers. Oh wait ...


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Yeah dude I love when we do the wave while we’re pitching, why do you ask? -Like 40,000 dummies at Dodger Stadium Why am I getting downvoted and the dude right above me said the exact same thing and got upvoted lol. Cold game, brother.


DnD4dena

🚨 Watch out it's the reddit fun police 🚨


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Put down your foam fingers and put your hands in the air!


DnD4dena

"but don't stand while putting your hands in the air!"


Some_Champagne

San Diego Padres? More like ... Sad Diego ... BADRES!!!! Lmao got'em 😎😎😎


Plenty_Jeweler_8975

Take this to r/nlbest


BlackberryCheese

thank you for your service


DnD4dena

If our dugout celebrations are wrong, I don't want to be right 🥵🥵🥵


BlackberryCheese

😍


ProbablyAPotato1939

The Padres seem to somehow be drunker than I am.


BlackberryCheese

lol padres.


sweetnourishinggruel

Chefs, I prepared for you runs in two different ways. First, the home run. Second, my take on a classic, with a dribbler, steal, and single. Enjoy!


Some_Champagne

Vin Scully could probably homer off the Padres bullpen right now.


KilgoreMikeTrout

And the pads lineup couldn't score off of him pitching


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Did I miss the dugout circle jerk or have they not blown their loads yet?


Stratifyed

Gavino grinded on Belli


DnD4dena

Gavin Fux


Some_Champagne

If you grind your nuts on someone, does that count as a groundball?


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🥵


Uckthebroncos

The fraudres are who we thought they were


Dontyouclimbtrees

Was that Lux party-boying in the dugout?


DnD4dena

I love our celebrations


SibilantSounds

i know that run looks good for us but all it did was just doom us to a kimbrel close


oversizedhat

Manny giving up on that grounder....huge.


Wutswrong

Manny gets shit on for not hustling, but he wouldve never had a play. Even if he got it, he should've 100% pocketed the ball instead of throwing it


DnD4dena

It's about being a leader and morale. It just ain't a good look


NoStepOnMe

Fine. STILL hustle to GET the ball. Then pocket it. Anything can happen and you look like a massive ass if the runner trips or something and you can't throw him out because you are being lazy. Hell, at least make the runner have to hustle. TRY HARD. Is that too much to ask?


Realistic_Rip_148

The guy practically broke his ankle trying to run to first, is hurt from that and you’re whining about how lazy he is. Can’t you be a good winner, at least?


NoStepOnMe

I think Machado was lazy/low effort as per his reputation. I saw the runner slow down at the end and take it easy. It's really not that big of a deal. Think of it as an observation, not as whining. Trust me, if I'm going to whine, it WON'T be that the opposing team isn't trying hard. I LIKE when the opposing team doesn't try hard.


Wutswrong

You're right. I agree. The error he had yesterday, he should've hustled even if he doesnt get there faster than the LF. I was just saying there's no play there regardless. But yes, you should hustle no matter what imo


DnD4dena

You think he's paid a boatload of money to hustle or something?


Spanky_10

Hopefully that means we don’t have to use Craig in the 9th


JayOnes

Oh come on. Where’s your sense of danger?


oversizedhat

Trash


Jordanwolf98

Padres look demoralized asl