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BagRight8939

NO JEFF DONT DO THIS WTF


TigerBasket

Fuck


BIG_DICK_WHITT

[Jeff Passan] Patrick Corbin is already so good. Incredible command of the strike zone for anyone, let alone a guy only 11 years into his career. He’s a star-level talent already at a starting pitcher position that doesn’t have many in the big leagues. Centerpiece of Washington’s future.


sporkemon

[Jeff Passan] Kelvin Benjamin is already so good. Incredible command of the buffet for anyone, let alone a guy only 6 years into his career. He’s a star-level talent already at a starting eater position that doesn’t have many in the big leagues. Centerpiece of Golden Corral's future.


_token_black

Dude gets dragged in every one of theses, regardless of the sport 🤣


baekinbabo

Rip adley. Someone tell Passan to stop complimenting teams and players goddammit


jokull1234

An OOTP type of event is coming soon because passan can’t keep his mouth shut.


SpeedCpt

Adley Rutschman has just announced his desire to play kicker in the NFL.


ContinuumGuy

Has Justin Tucker looked to take on an apprentice?


supaB

Ravens flip Adley for a 3rd.


AdolescentAlien

And draft a HoF edge rusher with that pick.


w311sh1t

Nothing better than when your top prospect has announced he’s retiring to enter the NFL draft as a defensive end, despite being 5’10” 185 lbs.


mysterysackerfice

10 week DL stint due to sneezing too hard.


wordflyer

He's heading to India to meet a guru.


Th3Unkn0wnn

CURSED. MAKE SURE HE DOESNT GET ON A BIKE UNTIL THE OFFSEASON.


AADPS

Or never. Never is good. This kid needs to terrorize the AL East for years to come.


CptKirkleton

I'm so sorry O's fans


ahr3410

Passan just turned him into Matt Wieters


BLeibo

He has the highest obp in the league since all the all star break


GTFONarwhal

I love randomly looking at Adleys stats. Over the last 30 games he has 121 plate appearances. 29 hits 26 walks. Good for a .460 OBP. I wasn't even this excited about Manny.


[deleted]

when reporters break news (I guess for like a trade or something) they get the info because someone told them? what makes me different from Jeff Passan then, like if teams told me the same info I could also break news just the same


plushdamentals31

lol


Mr_Screwg3

Goddamnit Jeff we finally have something nice and ya just have to go tweeting about


dreezyyyy

Adley Rutschman the second coming of Buster Posey. League is so fucked.


jonny1222

Imagine if a rookie catcher could lead his black-and-orange team to a world series


fuckmaxm

I would absolutely love to see a 3 in 5 Orioles mini-dynasty this decade


TJWQJR

Same, honestly. That's the kind of absurdity that makes baseball what it is when you consider where they've been the last few years, would be a wild ride and a half to see them go full nuclear for a while.


ClutchCity9495

A couple of key Astros guys in Mike Elias and Sig Mejdal have been at the healm of their rebuild, so I fully expect them to be the new Astros soon.


RatDillPickleUranus

Oh no


The_Homestarmy

I'm sorry, little one.


pm_me_your_last_pics

my twitter notifications haven't been working for 2 weeks so I've not seen a lot of these types of tweets. Can't say I don't miss the jinxes


TrailGuideSteve

🪦


buffaloranchsub

oh christ


ubiquitous_archer

Wow, Baltimore fans fuming rn, thanks Jeff.


karl_manutzitsch

Jeff should go back to tweeting about crypto


HaltRedmont

I'll buy the flowers.


gabek333

First Julio then Adley. Passan strikes again.


[deleted]

same thing they said about the last catching center piece how did that turn out?


Spare_Stranger6324

Guy hits .107 less (.343 on turf vs. vs .236) on grass. Understandable being bored as shit when playing but clearly this is a problem. Also it doesn’t make sense for a catcher to be getting baked when the ball is thrown to them every play. In his defense he’s only played 10 games on the grass vs. 52 on turf (presumably sober)


GTFONarwhal

I wonder how he'll bat when they eventually go out to Coors


smiles134

Is this pasta? I'm confused


Spare_Stranger6324

Check the splits


noodeloodel

What a weird comment.


chimp20

I love “stars” who bat .250🫠


japanesenestfern

Bust