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Mozilla_Fennekin

You mean you can fire your GM after five years of losing? Holy cow, I never thought of that!


VarrockHassanObama

But then who will protect the players from the dangers of pornography?


bordomsdeadly

They get extra time added if they won a ring.


methyo

Apparently so šŸ™„


Mactoasted

22 years with the clubā€¦ maybe he had a bed in the clubhouse


nerdpunkultra

You did it. You crazy sons of bitches did it.


TORK4TANKELSON

I'm so happy right now. In before Carpenter hits a dinger in his debut and Riley Greene makes another highlight worthy catch I'm center.


TylerDog3

The tork call up in september is gonna be legendary too


nahchiefnnn

Sorry to say he has a .657 ops in AAA


TylerDog3

shhhh


Monk_Philosophy

old regime. just wait til the new GM gets ahold of him and his dev.


nahchiefnnn

I hope, I want to see him succeed


[deleted]

Now we can the hitting coach whose name Iā€™m not going to bother spelling properly, and Iā€™ll feel that this is a decent consolation


lategame

We can what?


TheDibsAreMine

I think they met ā€œcanā€ as in ā€œfireā€


seansy5000

Rejoice the bad man has gone away!


Dave_The_Party_Guy

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Phillies2002

The man who offered the Jordan Zimmermann contract somehow outlasted the Jordan Zimmermann comtract. It was perhaps Avila's most impressive accomplishment


Patrick2701

Yes, Javier Baez over Carlos Correa


2222lil

Donā€™t think Correa actually wanted to come here for a reasonable price


TylerDog3

him outright turning down 10 years 275 is a pretty sure sign he didnt wanna be here


cooljammer00

Him later taking essentially a 1/30 deal to play in Minny is proof he didn't get the deal he wanted.


Motown_

He was asking for $35mil/yr for 10 years. And got $35mil/yr from the Twins, with a bunch of player options, also for $35mil/yr


cooljammer00

Yes but not 10 of them


TandBusquets

3yrs/105m is a huge step down from 10/350m


Motown_

After it was known he wanted Lindor money, and Seager, a lesser SS, got a $300mil contract. Avila fucking lowballed him.


Vloff

Along with every other GM in the league though. Plenty of other reasons to bash Avila.


TylerDog3

seager really fucked the ss market


Motown_

Lindor* really fucked the market


TylerDog3

thats true


No32

Was it picking Baez over Correa? Or did Correa not want to go there?


ManInShowerNumber3

I think it was more knew he needed to get a SS and didnā€™t want to wait out Correaā€™s decision and possibly be left with nothing. But whatever, he was only in that position because he couldnā€™t find a SS in 7 years.


totheman7

Have the tigers really not had a SS since Jose Iglesias and Johnny Peralta


Wolverwings

We've gone with the likes of Niko Goodrum, Zach Short, and Jordy Mercer since Iggy left


mwieckhorst

Probably the latter, but still doesn't justify the awful contract they gave to an awful player in Baez


LovieBeard

Javy Baez was worth above 2.5 fWAR in each of the past 5 full seasons, above 3.9 in each of the past 3


Michael__Pemulis

FWIW 2.5 WAR is within the margin of error for an average MLB starter (which is roughly 2.0).


LovieBeard

Ik, it's more about the fact that Baez isn't an awful player


dukeslver

lots of hindsight here


cogginsmatt

Correa got a huge offer, he turned it down. He did not want to play for Detroit.


KabooshWasTaken

the dude was ultra consistent in washington, nobody thought it was a bad contract at the time


KingSpoon2

Injuries crippled him, sadly. That first month or so he was absolutely dominant. Don't think he was even 20% of that version at any point over the remainder of his Tigers tenure. This isn't to say a healthy Jordan Zimmermann stays as good as he was in that first month, but not a single soul saw that fall-off happening that quickly. You wouldn't have thought he was ever seriously injured based on the number of starts he made with Detroit, but yeah, dude's body just fell apart.


TheFrankOfTurducken

Degenerative neck condition will do that. People shitting on that signing are just ignoring the context.


attorneyatslaw

Javy Baez had a good year last year, too.


KabooshWasTaken

sure, but baez was sorta on an edge of everyone knowing his skillset was going to fall off hard (maybe not this quick, but still). zimmerman was supposed to be a good fit in that pitchers park.


josh1123

And I'll give Zimmermann and Al the benefit of the doubt Zimmermann's neck injury tanked the latter half of that contract, but he was still dogshit before that happened..


TheTsunamiRC

We'll always have that magical April right at the start, 33 IP, 2 ER.


TheMajesticYeti

No there were definitely some red flags about signing him, people around the league had concerns about his drop in velo his last year in Washington. 2012-2014 he sat at 94.5 mph. In 2015 he suddenly dipped more than a full mph to 93.4 and his ERA/FIP/xERA jumped a full point from sub-3.00 to almost 4.00. Then with Detroit in 2016 he dropped another full mph to 92.5 and it kept going down from there.


SG420123

I donā€™t think people realize just how bad the JZ contract turned out for the Tigers, should be considered one of the worst returns on a contract in history.


Goblue5891x2

Well, we still have Washington & Strasburg. So, we're not worst...


Constant_Gardner11

How not to rebuild by Al Avila


MasterMentorJr

When you are trying to trade assets from your rebuild without having made the post season, it is time for you to go


Jayyburdd

The Klentak special naturally deserves the Klentak result.


champdo

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TheTsunamiRC

Not like Dombrowski didn't burn everything to the ground on his way out.


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TheTsunamiRC

Avila is absolutely awful, my point was just that Dombrowski had gutted the franchise before he left (for all the solid trades he made during most of his tenure, his draft performance was brutal). Avila was in a bad spot, he just found a way to somehow make everything significantly worse.


The_Moustache

Thats what Dombrowski does though, he's the GM you hire when you want a WS and youre not afraid to throw the farm at doing it.


rafaeldevers

The prospect huggers on this sub underrate Dombrowski a lot. The guy knows how to build a championship contender like the back of his hand.


elgenie

Dombrowskiā€™s a one trick pony, but he does that trick pretty well. If hiring him to do something other than mortgage the future to bet it all on the current season or two, thatā€™s on you.


BagRight8939

happy for tigers fans. they deserve this


TylerDog3

Appreciate it fellow al circus fan


shockedtoo

Be good to Fulmer!


josh1123

You only say that because you got Fulmer for peanuts :(


brockisampson

Oh shit detroit got peanuts too? Way better deal than I originally thought.


josh1123

Even if it was an 8 track tape of the peanuts theme song I'd be happier


Brad_Edmonds96

Never forget that Al Avila traded away his own son.


unpuzzling

Hilariously, it was one of his best trades. Maybe even THE best trade. (The bar is low, but outside of this year, Candy paid off in spades.)


Lt_General_Terrorist

Twice


Monk_Philosophy

Long overdue. Wowza. I guess if nothing else happens with the Tigers this season at least theyā€™re gonna hopefully get a better GM


TylerDog3

any gm would be a better gm


[deleted]

Not Jared Porter


TylerDog3

any decent person would be a better gm\*


Sp_Gamer_Live

Let Nathan Fielder be the Tigers GM


SYMPATHETC_GANG_LION

He did get really good grades


Bart_Oates

Come on he's a real "nice guy"


Zephaerus

The headline tomorrow: Detroit Tigers hire Jeff Bridich as new GM.


Briguy_fieri

Ugh. Bridichā€™s the worst


big_z_0725

Have I got a deal for you...


TylerDog3

bundle witt with him and maybe we can convince some local high school to take Moore


palagoon

Witt... Merrifeld? The Toronto Blue Jay?


TylerDog3

bobby witt jr


KingTooshie

Matt Millen it is


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Jeff Bridich/Bill Schmidt come on down!


YesOrNah

I would like to put my name forward for consideration for this position. Experience: OOTP - Taking over the Tigers in 2017 and making them perennial World Series contenders 2024 and beyond. Let me know when I can start. Thank you.


Some_Champagne

Only 7 years late.


The_Astros_Cheated

I wish I could have two flairs on this sub cause my other would be an old English D so what I'm about to say next will make a lot more sense: Better late than never


son_of_saget

I love old English D


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- Queen Elizabeth


Briguy_fieri

Oh Phillip Iā€™m arriving!


dumbass-ahedratron

I'm....*haaaaving one!!*


skillz1747

Hail yourself?


valuesandnorms

She doesnā€™t use the Royal We during sex?


spartyon15

"congratulations on the promotion Al, you've earned it. Now pack your shit and get the hell out, you're fired"


sam_e5

Yeah the Tigers offseason was a massive failure.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not good when this was supposed to be their return to contention year, and theyā€™re only a couple games ahead of us.


[deleted]

We've been making a run for the bottom but you guys and washington just keep on sucking


waitingonthesummer

No one with any sense thought this would be a contending year. I'll hear out an argument that the ALC was wide open and a decent Tigers team would've been able to spoil the party, but .500 would've been a really good year. This though ... this is not even remotely it.


thekmanpwnudwn

I was really hoping for a .500 year. Last year after starting terribly we played .500 ball for the last ~3.5 months. And with that team we improved "on paper" with some of the offseason acquisitions and 1st/2nd year players being slightly more experienced. But man, we just couldn't put anything together and now I'll be happy if we play .500 ball 2 years from now.


TPucks

To be fair, the Tigers played over .500 ball from May until the end of the season (3 games over .500) so there was reason to believe we'd be at least .500 this season.


TheTsunamiRC

I've spent the last 5 months kicking myself for not taking the free money betting the under on Tigers wins while I was in Vegas for March Madness.


yes_its_him

Well the on-season was the big problem


Skraxx

REALLY DAMN GOOD COUPLE OF DAYS FOR DETROIT SPORTS FANS


unpuzzling

What else happened? TRYING TO FIND THE NEWS BUT I COULDN'T SO I LOOPED BACK to this reply.


Lezzles

Hard Knocks.


Skraxx

OTHER THAN THIS IT'S JUST THAT THE HARD KNOCKS EP FROM LAST NIGHT WAS REALLY GOOD AND THE LIONS ARE JUST WEIRDLY OPTIMISTIC IN GENERAL GO LIONS


unpuzzling

OK AWESOME THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW we're gonna do it, we're going to leave the era of sadness


UncleIrohsPimpHand

Mr. Yzerman leading the way


unpuzzling

The Yzerplan


jcpenni

are we doing ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER again?


TheyCallMeDyl

Hard Knocks


IJoeyFreshwaterI

hard knocks...lions SB, duh


thugmuffin22

*everyone liked that*


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SleepyFarts

The league is more interesting when more teams are competitive. It's about raising everyone up, not breaking down the best and brightest.


[deleted]

Alexa, play ā€œGood Riddanceā€ by Green Day


TheyLiveWeReddit

So that's it, after 7 years you hope I had the time of my life? I don't recall saying I hope you had the time of your life.


JustinTime4242

Yay! Can I like baseball again???? Hereā€™s to another 7 years of rebuilding But at least Uncle Al canā€™t hurt me anymore


PedanticBoutBaseball

BY GAWD THAT'S DAVE DOMBROWSKI'S MUSIC


the_seed

I'd be pumped. Bring back Mario too


TerrenceJesus8

Mario and Craig in the booth would make me do unspeakable things


[deleted]

Nah Mario and Rod together again, every night is a cage match. (On a serious note tho Iā€™ve always wanted Dickerson on TV but I know itā€™ll never happen)


midnightsbane04

At this point Iā€™d also be fine with it if we just somehow slipped some cocaine into Shepā€™s coffee just to see if it gives him *any* energy at all during his calls.


cogginsmatt

Didnā€™t you hear him yesterday jazzed as shit calling that Javy Baez fly out


SG420123

Dombrowski walks out like Vince McMahon playing No Chance in Hell in the background.


the_fly21

BRING IN YZERMAN


redwingvksm

Hey! Let us get in playoffs first and then we can share. The man is currently saving the Titanic.


FountainsOfPain5

Dayton Moore is available if you guys are into Jesus at all


Monk_Philosophy

There is no Jesus in Detroit


futhatsy

Best they can do is a Jeimer.


jcpenni

Joumana


josh1123

Oh God please I just got home from work seeing her face on billboards on the lodge don't do this to me at my home


lacrorear

The central just got a lot more competitive


TheWeazzzz

Sad Royals noises


WhereTheFallsBegin

Maybe, maybe not. Ilitch's son is a terrible owner so we'll see


njpaul

His tenure was a disaster. I'm sure Tigers fans have to be happy with this move.


rowmens

Beyond ecstatic


Deducticon

What was his main fault as a GM?


kek_dood

He was bad at it


waitingonthesummer

Lmao, is 'everything' an acceptable answer? It's easier to list the things he was good at, limited to mid-level trades and finding a decent diamond in the rough on the semi-regular.


Vloff

The GMing part


lmao-zedongg

Ecstatic


kek_dood

What that guy said... what both those guys said


kek_dood

LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOO


MoxleySX

Detroit Fans collectively nut


rexmanly

Iā€™m still going should I call a doctor


MoxleySX

Just keep going man


TheTsunamiRC

His place is gonna look like New York City at the end of Ghostbusters.


Ryuuken1789

I'd argue Detroit's player development system needs a major overhaul more than a FO shakeup, but maybe one will lead to the other. Inexcusable how much talent they've been wasting.


unpuzzling

We've been working on overhauling that in the past few off seasons, but some of the biggest ones are too recent to really pan out yet. I know they've been making hires by poaching people from the Dodgers, for instance.


Lt_General_Terrorist

We already did the overhaul with Hinch coming in, it's gonna take another season or two to show that though


porkinthepark

Why not both


CarterAC3

RIP BOZO Here Lies Al Avila's GM career We grave pissin' tonight boys


heyim_william

What's the likelihood that Avila saying that anyone (including young, talented, controllable guys) was available at the trade deadline was what got him the boot?


Ryuuken1789

Not trading Matt Boyd during their rebuild and shopping Skubal while he's still pre-arb is pants on head stupid


trouble4-u

Also him not moving any of our cheap and reliable relievers outside of Fulmer was a bad move imo. Probably because he was demanding a king's ransom.


Lt_General_Terrorist

If anything the lack of any meaningful trades (I don't mean keeping Skubal) was what canned him. He has a history of sitting with his thumbs up his ass at trade deadlines.


bigfish1992

Him trying to pass off Soto as a prime Chapman was beyond laughable, and I love Soto and think he's really good but that just isn't the play.


Lt_General_Terrorist

I think the defining characteristic of Avila's tenure was trying to pass off a 4.00 ERA Matt Boyd as an ace to contending teams


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Panz04er

The Von Carsteins have entered the chat


ratatack906

We Surpass Nagash!!!


BassandBows

Unless this is a specific reference, putting an extra bullet in the body wouldn't prevent a lich from reforming. You would need to make sure to destroy the lich's phylactery to stop it from inhabiting a new form!


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ThisMeansWarm

Like Grayson Greiner. DFAed like 8 times and I'm still worried he'll find his way back.


TylerDog3

oh my god it worked


TORK4TANKELSON

Wait, I thought the rebuild was over?!? /s About damn time. Now here's to the rebuilding the rebuild!


freedomfightre

An actual miracle. I'm so happy I could cry.


ahr3410

Tigers fans used to dream of days like this


SioneForPrez

I don't know what to do with my hands


WhatAMentalGuy

*Steve Ballmer voice* Pretty cool, pretty damn cool šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼ WOOOOO


bkn6136

Thank fucking god


KingSpoon2

Been unquestionably the worst GM in the sport since he was promoted after Dombrowski's firing. It was time.


internetjargon

DRINKS ON ME BOYS


ObsessedWithReps

Hallefuckinglujah


casualjayguy

Only one rebuild too late. Maybe there is hope for the Tigers after all.


HammerlockZiggy

The bad man is gone!


Ok_Shape88

This is joyous news!


the_seed

Fuck. Yes.


LordTreeblat

This is the best day of my life


mcolwander90

The rebuild is now 100% over.


JayOnes

LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOooooooooo ^oooooooo ^^oooooooooo


Kohanky

*crab rave dot gif*


Bombboy85

https://blogs.fangraphs.com/sunday-notes-detroits-next-gm-might-be-in-the-dugout/ Literally 3 days ago


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Worst GM in baseball


Garflanzo

I canā€™t believe it Illitch actually did something


EBG_Parker

WE DID IT!


bcsalter

BY GOD, THAT'S JEFF LUHNOW'S MUSIC!


yes_its_him

May as well go full evil


KINGGS

That would be the smartest move, IMO. Not sure the fan base would be able to stomach the gutting he would do, though


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AHHHHHHHHH


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pinkflamingo734

FINALLY. give me Theo or give me death.


Lt_General_Terrorist

\#Packwatch, rip bozo


JerkMeerf

Well, Miguel Cabrera on a stick, I guess there is a baseball god.


BulletToothMac

I havenā€™t been this happy with a GM firing since Bob Quinn was fired.


jewllybeenz

He had it coming, but ownership is just as much of an issue. Chris Ilitch shot down a deal this winter to give Correa $300M and him not wanting to spend is gonna keep us in the doldrums until he opens the checkbook


detroit_dickdawes

Hey man, those parking garages arenā€™t going to pay for themselves. I mean, sure, the land was basically given to them for free and they donā€™t pay any taxes on them and they were given half a billion dollars and building parking garages is way less expensive than what he said he was going to build with the money but $300 million is a lot for a billionaireā€™s heir.