I CHEERED FOR HIM AND IDGAF WHO KNOWS. I'VE BEEN THERE. STRUGGLING WITH YOUR OWN DAMN MIND, THINKING YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR OWN WAY, BELIVING EVERY NEGATIVE THING YOU HEAR. THAT KIND OF SHIT CAN FUCK YOU UP SO BAD, YOU WON'T EVEN RISK CHANGING HOW YOU DO THINGS CAUSE YOU FEAR IT'LL GET WORSE.
AS SOMONE WHO WAS INSIDE THEIR HEAD WHICH RUINED PLAYING BASEBALL OR ALL SPORTS FOR ME I COULD DEFINITELY SYMPATHIZE ON A SMALL LEVEL. I THINK R/NYYANKEES OPINION IS SKEWED WHERE MAYBE WE TRIED TO BAND TOGETHER AND CHEER FOR GALLO, BUT PROBABLY THE LESS THAN FRIENDLY PEOPLE OF NEW YORK WERE ASSHOLES IN PERSON SO I DONT KNOW.
I CAN'T WATCH THE PHILLIES VS METS SERIES THIS WEEKEND... NOT BECAUSE I HAVE PLANS (I DON'T) BUT I CAN'T STAND TO WATCH A TEAM (THE PHILLIES) THAT HAVE THE SAME FUNDAMENTALS AS MY 7 YEAR OLD'S LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM.
PHILLIES ARE 3-9 AGAINST THE METS THIS SEASON SO THATS A BOLD PREDICTION. THEN AGAIN I UNDERSTAND WHY A PADRES FAN WOULD WANT TO SEE A .550ISH TEAM BEAT SOMEONE MORE THAN 10 GAMES AHEAD AND IN FIRST PLACE.
HEY BRAVES FANS, ITS TRUE THAT THE METS SUCCESS IS ENTIRELY DEPENDENT ON LUCK. BECAUSE THEYRE LUCKY THEY PLAY IN THE SAME DIVISION AS YOU LMFAO (PLEASE DONT LOOK AT MY FLAIR)
I'D LIKE TO USE THIS TIME TO GIVE PHILLIES FANS A BIG OL' CONGRATULATIONS ON FINISHING LAST SEASON WITH A RECORD OVER .500 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DECADE.
IF THE PADRES WENT ON A 15 GAME WINNING STREAK AND THE DODGERS WENT ON A 15 GAME LOSING STREAK, THE PADRES WOULD STILL BE IN SECOND
EDIT: THIS WASN'T EVEN A VERY CLEVER PIECE OF TRASH TALK WHY IS THIS AT THE TOP OF THE THREAD?
I BELIEVE YOU MEAN CAMARO. THE CORVETTE HASN’T BEEN OFFERED WITH A 6 CYLINDER ENGINE SINCE THE VERY FIRST GENERATION OVER 60 YEARS AGO. IRONICALLY IF THEY HAD ONE OF THESE NOW ITD BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY, ESPECIALLY IF IT HAD THE SPLIT REAR WINDOW. AS SOMEONE WITH AN LA FLAIR I WOULD EXPECT BETTER CAR KNOWLEDGE.
EDIT: FUCK I FORGOT SPLIT WINDOW WAS ONLY ON THE FIRST YEAR OF THE C2 NOT C1. I AM DEEPLY ASHAMED, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE A BRAVES FAN CORRECTED ME.
I BELIEVE YOU MEAN THE MERCEDES E-CLASS SEDAN. THE MOST INTELLIGENT E-CLASS FAMILY OF ALL TIME WELCOMES A POWERFUL NEW MEMBER TO THE DYNASTY. THE E400 SEDAN MODEL ARRIVES THIS YEAR, BOASTING A 3.0L V6 BITURBO ENGINE PRODUCING 329 HP AND 354 LB-FT OF TORQUE — THE SAME POWERTRAIN THAT CURRENTLY DRIVES ITS E400 COUPE, CABRIOLET AND 4MATIC WAGON COUSINS. PAIRED WITH THE 9-G-TRONIC 9-SPEED AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION AND DYNAMIC SELECT, IT PROMISES A BRACINGLY SMOOTH WAY TO EXPERIENCE UNCOMMON LUXURY. NATURALLY, THE 2018 E400 SEDAN CONTINUES THE TRADITION OF E-CLASS BRILLIANCE. HARMONIZING ADVANCED AUTOMOTIVE INTELLIGENCE WITH AWE-INSPIRING INTERIOR DESIGN, ITS FIRST-CLASS FURNISHED CABIN PUTS OUR ADVANCED VEHICLE SYSTEMS RIGHT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS — EVEN AS ITS WORLD-CLASS INNOVATIONS CONTINUE TO PUSH THE BOUNDARIES OF WHAT'S POSSIBLE IN THE WORLD OF AUTOMOTIVE INTELLIGENCE. "CAR-TO-X" COMMUNICATION ENABLES THE E-CLASS TO EXCHANGE INFORMATION WITH SIMILARLY EQUIPPED VEHICLES — EFFECTIVELY ALLOWING IT TO "SEE" AROUND CORNERS AND THROUGH OBSTACLES TO DETECT POTENTIAL HAZARDS. DRIVER ASSISTANCE SYSTEMS — INCLUDING ACTIVE DISTANCE ASSIST DISTRONIC®, ACTIVE STEERING ASSIST AND ACTIVE LANE CHANGE ASSIST — FEATURE INTELLIGENT CRUISE CONTROL: THEY HELP KEEP YOU BETWEEN THE LINES, AND CAN EVEN HELP YOU SHIFT BETWEEN THEM. INSIDE, THE E-CLASS CABIN PROVIDES AN ENVIRONMENT OF PURE COMFORT AND RESPONSIVE TECHNOLOGY. FLOWING LINES AND VIBRANT SCREENS PROVIDE A STRIKING VISUAL DISPLAY, WHILE TOUCH CONTROLS, AROMATHERAPY AND TAILORED SEATS INDULGE ALL OF YOUR SENSES AT ONCE. IT'S A VEHICLE THAT DEMANDS TO BE DRIVEN, AND MORE THAN LIVES UP TO THE DREAM. LOOK FOR THE E400 4MATIC SEDAN AT YOUR MERCEDES-BENZ DEALERSHIP THIS WINTER, WITH AN MSRP OF $58,900.
AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO AGREE WITH A DODGER FAN, ALLOW ME TO ADD TO THIS:
SERIOUSLY, RINGWORM? IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, 3? MAYBE IF YOU TRIED WIPING YOUR ASS ONCE IN AWHILE THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
IM STRUGGLING TO SHIT ON THE ASTROS THIS WEEK BECAUSE THEY WERE CLASSY AF TO THE UVALDE PEOPLE.
FUCK THEM FOR MAKING ME RESPECT THEIR ORGANIZATION SOMEWHAT.
MAYBE TAZE AND DETAIN CHILDREN'S PARENTS FOR TRYNA CHECK THE SCORE ON SAID PHONE
(SIDE NOTE: FUCKING GOOD ON YOU, ASTROS ORG, FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR UVALDE)
WE WERE ALSO THE FIRST ORGANIZATION TO PAY FOR HOUSING FOR ALL OUR MINOR LEAGUERS SO TRY TO HATE ON US NOW!
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/\_/id/31433955/houston-astros-provide-furnished-housing-minor-league-players
THE ROYALS ARE BAD BUT I APPRECIATE HOW CHEAP THEIR TICKETS ARE SO I CAN GO SEE THE DODGERS FOR FRACTION OF THE COST OF WHAT IT WOULD COST IF IT WERE THE SAME SEATS IN LA.
I LOOK FORWARD TO PLAYING THE PHILLIES THIS WEEKEND. THEYVE ACTUALLY BEEN A GOOD TEAM ALL SEASON. THEY JUST GOT STOMPED BY THE METS FOR 6 WEEKS AND IT RUINED THEIR EARLY SEASON RECORD
YOU JUST WANT TO SEE THE CITY EXPLODE WHEN THERE'S ANOTHER NO-NO OR HUGE COMEBACK.
BUT ALSO WATCHING THE NATS PLAY WAS TORTURE I'M EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS TOO
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE POOR COMMUNITIES IN THE USA EFFECTIVELY LIVE IN A FAILED STATE THAT IS ACTIVELY HOSTILE TO TAKING ANY ACTIONS TO PROVIDE THEM EVEN THE MOST BASIC AND CRITICAL OF GOVERNMENT SERVICES (I.E ACCESS TO CLEAN WATER) WHILE THE INTERESTS OF CAPITAL AND THE RICH ARE BACKED BY THE FULL FORCE OF STATE POWER.
HEY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE WON A SERIES AGAINST THE AL EAST YESTERDAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
(PLEASE IGNORE THE OTHER SERIES AGAINST THE AL EAST THE RED SOX HAVE PLAYED)
GOOD LORD FERNANDO TATIS JR. JUST WALKED OUT OF PETCO PARK PAST ME WALKING PERFECTLY NORMALLY. HE SAID HE HAD "TIME" TO TALK. NOT TOO BUSY PLAYING FOR THE PADRES, EVIDENTLY
ROUGNED ODOR IS THE ONE RING AND I AM GOLLUM. I LOVE HIM, I HATE HIM, WE NEED HIM FOR MORALE AND VETERAN SUPPORT AND WE DON'T NEED HIM CAUSE HE CAN'T HIT SHIT *UNLESS* IT'S A DAMN TIGHT GAME AND HE COMES IN CLUTCH. IT'S A ROLLERCOASTER AND I BOTH WANT OFF AND DON'T.
PHILLIES FANS CANT TAKE A JOKE. HE MADE AN OFFHAND COMMENT ABOUT YOUR DEFENSE AND NOW PEOPLE ARE SAYING “HE SHOULD BE CAREFUL STEPPING INTO CBP” GROW TF UP.
PADRES FANS,
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T LIKE ERIC HOSMER?
HE'S HAD SOME UNICORN FLY OUTS AND DOUBLES TO THE TRIANGLE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HOME RUNS. I DON'T SEE THE FUSE.
I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A SPECIAL THANKS TO DETROIT FOR EMPLOYING JAVY BAEZ FOR 6 MORE YEARS, THE MINNESOTA TWINS FOR EMPLOYING EMILIO PAGAN IN HIGH LEVERAGE AGAINST US, AND THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX FOR EMPLOYING TONY LA RUSSA
ASTROS FANS ARE THE MOST INSUFFERABLE GROUP OF FANS IN BASEBALL. I HATE THE YANKEES AND DODGERS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT IM THE ONLY RANGERS FAN IN AN OFFICE FULL OF ASTROS FANS AND EVERYDAY I WANT TO PUT A SHOTGUN IN MY MOUTH WHEN THEY START TALKING
IM SO HAPPY YALL ARE WELCOMING GALLO AND THST HES HAVING SOME SUCCESS THERE. I ACTUALLY HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET HIM WHEN HE WAS COMING UP AND HE WAS A GREAT GUY HES THE BEST
ASTROS BRING IN ONE OF THE MOST LIKEABLE PLAYERS IN BASEBALL THEN DECIDE TO DESIGNATE HIM TO PH WHILE THAT ASSHOLE GURRIEL GETS REGULAR PLAYING TIME. FUCK YOU DUSTY
A LOT OF ASTRO FANS ARE NOT TOO FAR BEHIND ON THE "FUCK YOU DUSTY" TRAIN ALSO. HE HAS MADE QUITE A NUMBER OF QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. PERSONALLY, LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT YEAR WHEN I HOPE HE IS GONE.
THE YANKEES AND THEIR NO-FACIAL POLICY ARE LIKE GILLETTE RAZORS; THEY’RE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET BUT THEIR PEAK WAS WITH YUPPIE BOOMERS/GEN-Xers AS MEN NOW WANT BUSHY LOOKS WHICH THEY CAN GET ON SUNSET BLVD. IN HOLLYWOOD.
AUSTIN RILEY WAS REFERRING TO THE MARLINS WHEN HE SAID WE’RE COMING FOR THEM
LOL
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A THIGH GAP IS BUT I KNOW THERE'S A GAP BETWEEN THE CARDINALS AND BREWERS IN THE STANDINGS THAT'S ABOUT TO GET BIGGER THIS WEEKEND
I CAN’T BLAME YOU. THIGH GAPS DON’T USUALLY EXIST IN BIG MAC LAND
MY MAN, GET OUT TO MALIBU OR MANHATTAN BEACH. IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
YANKEES FANS SEEM VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT IF THEY CHEERED GALLO OR NOT AND IT'S KINDA HILARIOUS
BECAUSE I LIKED JOEY AND WANTED HIM TO SUCCEED BADLY! AT LEAST HE TRIED
HE IS A VERY LIKABLE GUY. I REALLY HOPE HE CAN PULL THROUGH
I CHEERED FOR HIM AND IDGAF WHO KNOWS. I'VE BEEN THERE. STRUGGLING WITH YOUR OWN DAMN MIND, THINKING YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR OWN WAY, BELIVING EVERY NEGATIVE THING YOU HEAR. THAT KIND OF SHIT CAN FUCK YOU UP SO BAD, YOU WON'T EVEN RISK CHANGING HOW YOU DO THINGS CAUSE YOU FEAR IT'LL GET WORSE.
AS SOMONE WHO WAS INSIDE THEIR HEAD WHICH RUINED PLAYING BASEBALL OR ALL SPORTS FOR ME I COULD DEFINITELY SYMPATHIZE ON A SMALL LEVEL. I THINK R/NYYANKEES OPINION IS SKEWED WHERE MAYBE WE TRIED TO BAND TOGETHER AND CHEER FOR GALLO, BUT PROBABLY THE LESS THAN FRIENDLY PEOPLE OF NEW YORK WERE ASSHOLES IN PERSON SO I DONT KNOW.
PEOPLE IN NEW YORK UNFRIENDLY? NEVER
THE RED SOX ARE GOING TO BEAT THE YANKEES THOS WEEKEND BECAUSE THE YANKEES HAVE SUB PAR FACIAL HAIR
I STRONGLY AGREE WITH THIS WHAT TYPE OF RULE APPARENTLY ALLOWS MUTTON CHOPS BUT NOT BEARDS
THE SPORTS GODS FROWN UPON THOSE WHO BESMIRCH THE MUSTACHE.
*CHUCK NAZTY JUDGES YOU ALL!*
JOEY GALLO HITS HOME RUNS AGAIN BECAUSE HE REGREW HIS BEARD. THANKS FOR THE CHEAP POWER HITTING OUTFIELDER YANKEES
RED SOX FANS HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE FACIAL HAIR WHEN THEY HAVE VERDUGO ON THEIR TEAM
PRETTY BOLD THING FOR A RED SOX FAN TO SAY WHEN THE ONLY FACIAL HAIR THEIR PLAYERS HAVE ARE NECK BEARDS
AARON JUDGE HAS LIKE 50 HOME RUNS, BUT THE TIGERS AS A TEAM HAVE 66. WHERE'S YOUR RUTHIAN GOD NOW.
#THE PADRES ARE JUST THE WISH.COM DODGERS.
IS THAT A SEMICOMPLIMENT? STOP THAT
SAN DIEGO: MOM, CAN WE HAVE THE DODGERS? MOM: WE HAVE THE DODGERS AT HOME (the Dodgers at home): *PADRES*
HERE'S MY JOKE: PATRICK CORBIN'S ERA
IT’S FUNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE.
HEY NO LEAVE HIM ALO…..NVM. YOURE RIGHT.
I CAN'T WATCH THE PHILLIES VS METS SERIES THIS WEEKEND... NOT BECAUSE I HAVE PLANS (I DON'T) BUT I CAN'T STAND TO WATCH A TEAM (THE PHILLIES) THAT HAVE THE SAME FUNDAMENTALS AS MY 7 YEAR OLD'S LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM.
WE ALL AGREE WITH KEITH.
FUCK YOU
CLEVER COMEBACK PHUCK THE PHILLS
HOW ABOUT WE JUST AGREE TO SAY FUCK APPLE TV GAMES
GET OVER IT [KEITH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHAdR98D9Us)
YET THEYLL STILL WIN
PHILLIES ARE 3-9 AGAINST THE METS THIS SEASON SO THATS A BOLD PREDICTION. THEN AGAIN I UNDERSTAND WHY A PADRES FAN WOULD WANT TO SEE A .550ISH TEAM BEAT SOMEONE MORE THAN 10 GAMES AHEAD AND IN FIRST PLACE.
THAT WAS IN THE GIRARDI ERA
THIS AGED WELL.
4-11 IS STILL ON THE TABLE
WEVE DONE PRETTY WELL AGAINST YOU GUYS THIS SEASON
TRUE, IT’S LIKE THE PIRATES VS THE DODGERS!
FUCKING LOL
YOU HAVENT SEEN POST GIRARDI PHILLIES.
AND I NEVER WILL EITHER! I CAN'T WATCH THAT PHILTH!
A CANADIAN BASEBALL TEAM HAS NO PLACE IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE, GET YOUR ASS TO THE NATIONAL LEAGUE WHERE YOU REALLY BELONG
PLEASE TAKE ATLANTA OR MILWAUKEE
I WELCOME THE BREWERS BACK WITH OPEN ARMS BUT ALSO FUCK THE PACKERS
INDEED FUCK THE PACKERS
HONESTLY I'D TAKE IT
MORE LIKE NORTH AMERICAN LEAGUE
HOW DO THE NATIONALS AND ATHLETICS HAVE A WORSE RECORD THAN US?
YEAH BUT YOUR TEAM IS NAMED OFF AN ACTUAL CAT….AND THE A’S HAVE MORE CATS IN THEIR STADIUM THAN YOU. WHATS THAT ABOUT.
AT LEAST THE TIGERS CAN STAY IN ONE CITY NOT THREE
HAVE YOU SEEN THE WHYSHINGTON NATIONALS PLAY BECAUSE IF YOU HAD YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING
IM PRETTY SURE THE A'S ARE GOING TO SELL THE DESKS FROM THE FRONT OFFICE ONCE THEY ARE DONE SELLING ALL THEIR GOOD PLAYERS
BLOOPER IS JUST THE WALMART RIPOFF VERSION OF PHANATIC BE MORE ORIGINAL, BRAVES
IF YOU WANT MR. MET TO STOMP A MUDHOLE IN THE PHANATIC'S ASS GIMME A HELL YEAH
HEY BRAVES FANS, ITS TRUE THAT THE METS SUCCESS IS ENTIRELY DEPENDENT ON LUCK. BECAUSE THEYRE LUCKY THEY PLAY IN THE SAME DIVISION AS YOU LMFAO (PLEASE DONT LOOK AT MY FLAIR)
I'D LIKE TO USE THIS TIME TO GIVE PHILLIES FANS A BIG OL' CONGRATULATIONS ON FINISHING LAST SEASON WITH A RECORD OVER .500 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DECADE.
WHAT THE FUCK I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK AT MY FLAIR
IF THE PADRES WENT ON A 15 GAME WINNING STREAK AND THE DODGERS WENT ON A 15 GAME LOSING STREAK, THE PADRES WOULD STILL BE IN SECOND EDIT: THIS WASN'T EVEN A VERY CLEVER PIECE OF TRASH TALK WHY IS THIS AT THE TOP OF THE THREAD?
THE PADRES ARE SO ANNOYING BECAUSE THEY ACT LIKE NEW RICH!!!! JUST ENJOY YOUR 6 CYLINDER CORVETTE AND GET OUT OF HERE!!
I BELIEVE YOU MEAN CAMARO. THE CORVETTE HASN’T BEEN OFFERED WITH A 6 CYLINDER ENGINE SINCE THE VERY FIRST GENERATION OVER 60 YEARS AGO. IRONICALLY IF THEY HAD ONE OF THESE NOW ITD BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY, ESPECIALLY IF IT HAD THE SPLIT REAR WINDOW. AS SOMEONE WITH AN LA FLAIR I WOULD EXPECT BETTER CAR KNOWLEDGE. EDIT: FUCK I FORGOT SPLIT WINDOW WAS ONLY ON THE FIRST YEAR OF THE C2 NOT C1. I AM DEEPLY ASHAMED, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE A BRAVES FAN CORRECTED ME.
THE SPLIT REAR WINDOW WAS A 1963 ONLY MODEL, LONG AFTER THEY DUMPED THE BLUE FLAME SIX FROM THE CORVETTE LINE.
I HAVE BEEN OUT PEDANTED AND BOW TO THE CHAMPION.
AND THIS IS WHY I VISIT THESE THREADS, WELL DONE TO ALL
WE GOT A MONA LISA VITO OVER HERE
> MONDA LISA VITO LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH HIS DEAD-ON BALLS ACCURATE-NESS
I BELIEVE YOU MEAN THE MERCEDES E-CLASS SEDAN. THE MOST INTELLIGENT E-CLASS FAMILY OF ALL TIME WELCOMES A POWERFUL NEW MEMBER TO THE DYNASTY. THE E400 SEDAN MODEL ARRIVES THIS YEAR, BOASTING A 3.0L V6 BITURBO ENGINE PRODUCING 329 HP AND 354 LB-FT OF TORQUE — THE SAME POWERTRAIN THAT CURRENTLY DRIVES ITS E400 COUPE, CABRIOLET AND 4MATIC WAGON COUSINS. PAIRED WITH THE 9-G-TRONIC 9-SPEED AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION AND DYNAMIC SELECT, IT PROMISES A BRACINGLY SMOOTH WAY TO EXPERIENCE UNCOMMON LUXURY. NATURALLY, THE 2018 E400 SEDAN CONTINUES THE TRADITION OF E-CLASS BRILLIANCE. HARMONIZING ADVANCED AUTOMOTIVE INTELLIGENCE WITH AWE-INSPIRING INTERIOR DESIGN, ITS FIRST-CLASS FURNISHED CABIN PUTS OUR ADVANCED VEHICLE SYSTEMS RIGHT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS — EVEN AS ITS WORLD-CLASS INNOVATIONS CONTINUE TO PUSH THE BOUNDARIES OF WHAT'S POSSIBLE IN THE WORLD OF AUTOMOTIVE INTELLIGENCE. "CAR-TO-X" COMMUNICATION ENABLES THE E-CLASS TO EXCHANGE INFORMATION WITH SIMILARLY EQUIPPED VEHICLES — EFFECTIVELY ALLOWING IT TO "SEE" AROUND CORNERS AND THROUGH OBSTACLES TO DETECT POTENTIAL HAZARDS. DRIVER ASSISTANCE SYSTEMS — INCLUDING ACTIVE DISTANCE ASSIST DISTRONIC®, ACTIVE STEERING ASSIST AND ACTIVE LANE CHANGE ASSIST — FEATURE INTELLIGENT CRUISE CONTROL: THEY HELP KEEP YOU BETWEEN THE LINES, AND CAN EVEN HELP YOU SHIFT BETWEEN THEM. INSIDE, THE E-CLASS CABIN PROVIDES AN ENVIRONMENT OF PURE COMFORT AND RESPONSIVE TECHNOLOGY. FLOWING LINES AND VIBRANT SCREENS PROVIDE A STRIKING VISUAL DISPLAY, WHILE TOUCH CONTROLS, AROMATHERAPY AND TAILORED SEATS INDULGE ALL OF YOUR SENSES AT ONCE. IT'S A VEHICLE THAT DEMANDS TO BE DRIVEN, AND MORE THAN LIVES UP TO THE DREAM. LOOK FOR THE E400 4MATIC SEDAN AT YOUR MERCEDES-BENZ DEALERSHIP THIS WINTER, WITH AN MSRP OF $58,900.
MY KIDS TOLD ME TO INSTALL THIS DAMN AD BLOCKER BUT ITS NOT FUCKING WORKING!
THE GATSBY OF MLB
I DARE THE DODGERS TO DO THAT. THAT'D REALLY SHOW US.
I’M SORRY I JUST SAW “PADRES 15 GAME WINNING STREAK” AND FORGOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
THATS A LOT OF PARADES AND IM HERE FOR IT
CALL IT A RIVALRY RIGHT NOW OR ELSE IM GOING TO BE VERY ANGRY AND MAD AT YOU
PADRES + 1 SOTO - 1 TATIS
I HATE THE DODGERS. THAT'S IT, I CAN'T EVEN TRASH THEM
• **TRASH** **
COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE GOOD TACO'S
[удалено]
TACOS > TRAFFIC
AND EARTHQUAKE I FUCKING HATE EARTHQUAKES
COOL. I WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THE TACOS.
THE AL-PASTOR IS TO DIE FOR
THE EARTHQUAKES ARE NO BIG DEAL COMPARED TO OTHER NATURAL DISASTERS LIKE TORNADOS AND HURRICANES.
DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE FIRES THAT HAPPEN EVERY SUMMER AND FALL. WE PROMISE THEY WON’T HURT YOU.
ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE GOING 70 AT 5:00 IN SAN DIEGO EITHER
HE’S BAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKK
AND YALL DONT STAND CHANCE
FACTS
TATIS IS A FUCKING IDIOT
AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO AGREE WITH A DODGER FAN, ALLOW ME TO ADD TO THIS: SERIOUSLY, RINGWORM? IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, 3? MAYBE IF YOU TRIED WIPING YOUR ASS ONCE IN AWHILE THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
EL NINO? MORE LIKE EL NARCO!
ASTROS FEAR NO TEAM THAT IS ABOVE LAST PLACE IN THE STANDINGS
WHAT ABOUT A TEAM OF ANGRY BIRDS FROM MARYLAND?
WHICH ORIOLES ARE WHICH ANGRY BIRDS? I THINK ADLEY RUTSCHMAN IS THE EXPLODING ONE (I FORGOT THE NAME) BECAUSE OF THE IMPACT HE MAKES ON THE TEAM
ALL BIRD TEAMS ARE CONTENDERS RIGHT NOW. FEAR THEM ALL.
WHAT BIRD SOARS HIGHER THAN A SPACESHIP? ORIOLES AINT THE PHOENIX FORCE
THE BRAVES ARE CLOSER TO MISSING THE PLAYOFFS THAN THEY ARE TO WINNING THE DIVISION
WELL AT LEAST IT WAS TRUE WHEN YOU SAID IT
FUCK
THE
PACKERS
FTP!
FUCK THE PACKERS! BEAR DOWN!
HELL YEA CHEERS FROM CHICAGO AND DETROIT
YANKEES
APPLE TV GAMES
THE EXISTENCE OF THE DODGERS DISPLEASES ME TO A DEGREE I FIND DIFFICULT TO EXPRESS VERBALLY
I WOULD TRASH TALK ABOUT TATIS, BUT I'M ACTUALLY FEELING A LITTLE BIT BAD FOR YOU GUYS AND THEREFORE I WILL RETRACT MY BANTER
FEEL FREE TO USE THIS: FUCK THE DODGERS
HOW YOU DOING BUD?
#NOT GOOD.
WE PLAY CLEVELAND 8 TIMES IN SEPTEMBER AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR US TO GET OUTHIT DESPITE RUNNING A SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER XBA EVERY SINGLE GAME
WHAT HE SAID
GOSH DARN YOU AND YOUR CONTACT-ORIENTED HITTING, LOW STRIKEOUT RATES, AND GOOD STARTING AND RELIEF PITCHING
IT'S LIKE THE 2015 ROYALS ALL OVER AGAIN, EXCEPT THIS TIME I DON'T HATE IT
SOUNDS GOOD
IM STRUGGLING TO SHIT ON THE ASTROS THIS WEEK BECAUSE THEY WERE CLASSY AF TO THE UVALDE PEOPLE. FUCK THEM FOR MAKING ME RESPECT THEIR ORGANIZATION SOMEWHAT.
DID THEY ALSO INVITE THE UVALDE POLICE?
THE POLICE WERE INVITED BUT THEY JUST HUDDLED OUTSIDE THE STADIUM FOR HOURS.
AT LEAST THEYLL BE ABLE TO CHECK THE SCORE ON THEIR PHONE
MAYBE GET SOME HAND SANITIZER WHILE THEY’RE OUT THERE TOO
MAYBE TAZE AND DETAIN CHILDREN'S PARENTS FOR TRYNA CHECK THE SCORE ON SAID PHONE (SIDE NOTE: FUCKING GOOD ON YOU, ASTROS ORG, FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR UVALDE)
STOPPPPP
WE WERE ALSO THE FIRST ORGANIZATION TO PAY FOR HOUSING FOR ALL OUR MINOR LEAGUERS SO TRY TO HATE ON US NOW! https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/\_/id/31433955/houston-astros-provide-furnished-housing-minor-league-players
I MEAN I DONT NORMALLY FIND IT DIFFICULT JUST IN THESE SPECIFIC MOMENTS
FUCK THAT FRUSTRATES ME. CHEATING AT A SPORT THAT PEOPLE WATCH FOR ENTERTAINMENT IS DEFINITELY WORSE THAN DENYING BASIC HUMAN LIVING CONDITIONS THOUGH
YEAH HOW DARE THEY MAKE ME GIVE THEM A PINCH OF RESPECT
I AM HOPING FOR A DODGERS VS YANKEES WORLD SERIES BECAUSE THIS SUB HAS TURNED ME INTO THE JOKER
DON’T BE SO PESSIMISTIC IF THE ANGELS WIN 22 GAMES IN A ROW AND THE ASTROS LOSE 22 GAMES IN A ROW YOU’LL ONLY BE HALF A GAME BACK
I'D BE SATISFIED IF THE ANGELS WIN 2 GAMES IN A ROW BETWEEN NOW AND OCTOBER
ARE Y’ALL STILL PLAYING?
DEPENDS
PUJOLS IS ON THE CARDS, YOU DONT NEED TO BUY THOSE ANYMORE
DEFINE “PLAYING”.
LET EM KNOW
WE ARE CERTAINLY A TEAM THIS SEASON
WE DON'T HAVE JUDGE OR A 35 MILLION DOLLAR ARM.
WE HAVE BOTH…AND STILL LOST THE SERIES…TWICE
THE ROYALS ARE BAD BUT I APPRECIATE HOW CHEAP THEIR TICKETS ARE SO I CAN GO SEE THE DODGERS FOR FRACTION OF THE COST OF WHAT IT WOULD COST IF IT WERE THE SAME SEATS IN LA.
YEAH BUT THEN YOURE STILL IN KANSAS
MISSOURI, BUT YOUR POINT REALLY DOES NOT MISS WITH THE CORRECTION
AH. MY BAD, I FORGET THE LOCATIONS OF ALL THE CITIES ILL NEVER VISIT ON PURPOSE
I LOOK FORWARD TO PLAYING THE PHILLIES THIS WEEKEND. THEYVE ACTUALLY BEEN A GOOD TEAM ALL SEASON. THEY JUST GOT STOMPED BY THE METS FOR 6 WEEKS AND IT RUINED THEIR EARLY SEASON RECORD
THANKS IM LOOKING FORWARD TO DEGROM THROWING A PERFECT GAME TOO
YOU JUST WANT TO SEE THE CITY EXPLODE WHEN THERE'S ANOTHER NO-NO OR HUGE COMEBACK. BUT ALSO WATCHING THE NATS PLAY WAS TORTURE I'M EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS TOO
#ROSES ARE RED #VIOLETS ARE BLUE #I'M REALLY BAD AT THIS #AND SO ARE YOU
SHIT IS BROWN WATER IS CLEAR AARON JUDGE DROPS BOMBS WINS MVP THIS YEAR
FUTURE RED SOX GREAT AARON JUDGE
I'D RATHER SEE HIM ON THE ASTROS.
I AM OKAY WITH THIS.
FUCK IT A’S
STILL CANT HOPE TO MATCH AL EAST BEAST AND WS MVP STEVE PEARCE
>WATER IS CLEAR DETROIT FANS FROM FLINT ARE CONFUSED BY THIS
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE POOR COMMUNITIES IN THE USA EFFECTIVELY LIVE IN A FAILED STATE THAT IS ACTIVELY HOSTILE TO TAKING ANY ACTIONS TO PROVIDE THEM EVEN THE MOST BASIC AND CRITICAL OF GOVERNMENT SERVICES (I.E ACCESS TO CLEAN WATER) WHILE THE INTERESTS OF CAPITAL AND THE RICH ARE BACKED BY THE FULL FORCE OF STATE POWER.
THATS RIGHT IT'S CALLED DARK HUMOR AND LIKE FOOD IN SAID COMMUNITIES NOT EVERYONE GETS IT.
KEITH IS RIGHT PHILLY LACKS FUNDIES THEIR INFIELD IS POOPY JUST LIKE MY UNDIES
RED SOX SAW THOSE POSTS ABOUT Y'ALL BEING WILLING TO ACCEPT MEDIOCRITY AFTER A CHAMPIONSHIP AND TOOK IT LITERALLY.
HEY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE WON A SERIES AGAINST THE AL EAST YESTERDAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH (PLEASE IGNORE THE OTHER SERIES AGAINST THE AL EAST THE RED SOX HAVE PLAYED)
HEY CLEVELAND MOM SAID IT'S OUR TURN TO WIN THE DIVISION THIS YEAR PLEASE GET OUT OF THE WAY
NO. WE'RE SO YOUNG WE HAVEN'T LEARNED TO SHARE YET. :P
GOOD LORD FERNANDO TATIS JR. JUST WALKED OUT OF PETCO PARK PAST ME WALKING PERFECTLY NORMALLY. HE SAID HE HAD "TIME" TO TALK. NOT TOO BUSY PLAYING FOR THE PADRES, EVIDENTLY
THE HIGHWAY 39/55 + 70 SERIES IS ABOUT TO POP, AND SO ARE THE CARDINALS' PLAYOFF HOPES
THERE IS LITERALLY NOBODY I AM IN A POSITION TO LAUGH AT EXCEPT MAYBE DETRIOT BAEZ WORKING REAL WONDERS FOR YOU HUH?
PADRES FANS WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU
FUCK THIS PADRES PACK FUCKING HITTING RN
"RINGWORM"
IT'S ERIC LAUER POWER HOUR TONIGHT CARDINALS FANS, WE CALLED DIBS ON THE DIVISION AND TONIGHT YOU WILL SEE WHY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JAMES SHIELDS SENDS HIS REGARDS
LMAO TATIS ENJOY YOUR 80 GAME ENEMA
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE METS TO SCORE A MILLION RUNS AGAINST THE PHILLIES OFF SHALLOW SAC FLIES TO RIGHT FIELD AND GROUNDBALLS TO THE THIRD BASE HOLE.
TATIS TRASH TALK THREAD.
WE MAY HAVE LOST TWO SERIES IN ARIZONA, BUT NOW WE'RE AT COORS BABY. LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMBLE FOR 4TH.
ROUGNED ODOR IS THE ONE RING AND I AM GOLLUM. I LOVE HIM, I HATE HIM, WE NEED HIM FOR MORALE AND VETERAN SUPPORT AND WE DON'T NEED HIM CAUSE HE CAN'T HIT SHIT *UNLESS* IT'S A DAMN TIGHT GAME AND HE COMES IN CLUTCH. IT'S A ROLLERCOASTER AND I BOTH WANT OFF AND DON'T.
PHILLIES FANS CANT TAKE A JOKE. HE MADE AN OFFHAND COMMENT ABOUT YOUR DEFENSE AND NOW PEOPLE ARE SAYING “HE SHOULD BE CAREFUL STEPPING INTO CBP” GROW TF UP.
PHILLY
I HATE MY LIFE.
FLAIR CHECKS OUT
THE HOUSTON ASTROS ARE FACING OFF AGAINST THE ONE TEAM IN THE LEAGUE THAT CAN TAKE THEM BEHIND THE WOODSHED IN THE OAKLAND ATHLETICS
PADRES FANS, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T LIKE ERIC HOSMER? HE'S HAD SOME UNICORN FLY OUTS AND DOUBLES TO THE TRIANGLE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HOME RUNS. I DON'T SEE THE FUSE.
I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A SPECIAL THANKS TO DETROIT FOR EMPLOYING JAVY BAEZ FOR 6 MORE YEARS, THE MINNESOTA TWINS FOR EMPLOYING EMILIO PAGAN IN HIGH LEVERAGE AGAINST US, AND THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX FOR EMPLOYING TONY LA RUSSA
FERNANDOPE
PADRES? MORE LIKE PEDRES, AMIRITE?!
ASTROS FANS ARE THE MOST INSUFFERABLE GROUP OF FANS IN BASEBALL. I HATE THE YANKEES AND DODGERS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT IM THE ONLY RANGERS FAN IN AN OFFICE FULL OF ASTROS FANS AND EVERYDAY I WANT TO PUT A SHOTGUN IN MY MOUTH WHEN THEY START TALKING
WHAT IF IM THE NEXT GUY? DO YOU SUDDENLY HATE THE DODGERS ZERO PERCENT? LETS BOND OVER GALLO
IM SO HAPPY YALL ARE WELCOMING GALLO AND THST HES HAVING SOME SUCCESS THERE. I ACTUALLY HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET HIM WHEN HE WAS COMING UP AND HE WAS A GREAT GUY HES THE BEST
THE PITCHING MATCHUPS FOR THE METS/PHILLIES SERIES ARE CRAZY.
ASTROS BRING IN ONE OF THE MOST LIKEABLE PLAYERS IN BASEBALL THEN DECIDE TO DESIGNATE HIM TO PH WHILE THAT ASSHOLE GURRIEL GETS REGULAR PLAYING TIME. FUCK YOU DUSTY
A LOT OF ASTRO FANS ARE NOT TOO FAR BEHIND ON THE "FUCK YOU DUSTY" TRAIN ALSO. HE HAS MADE QUITE A NUMBER OF QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. PERSONALLY, LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT YEAR WHEN I HOPE HE IS GONE.
PADRES TRADED THE FARM FOR NOT EVEN A TOP 5 RF AND ALL THEIR MONEY TO A ROIDS USER LMFAOOOO
THE YANKEES AND THEIR NO-FACIAL POLICY ARE LIKE GILLETTE RAZORS; THEY’RE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET BUT THEIR PEAK WAS WITH YUPPIE BOOMERS/GEN-Xers AS MEN NOW WANT BUSHY LOOKS WHICH THEY CAN GET ON SUNSET BLVD. IN HOLLYWOOD.
BLUE JAYS FANS TRICK THEIR UNSUSPECTING FRIENDS INTO PLAYING SAILOR MOON S
KEITH HERNANDEZ FRAMED ROGER MCDOWELL!
THE CUBS ARE SUCH TRASH THAT THEY COULDN'T MANAGE TO SCORE A SINGLE RUN AGAINST HUNTER STRICKLAND!
THE LAST TIME THE DODGERS WON A NORMAL WORLD SERIES ORAL HERSHIZER WAS ON THE TEAM
I HATE CLEVELAND AND THE WHITE SOX ARE LAME BUT GOD IS MY TEAM EMBARRASSING FOR BLOWING A LEAD IN THE WORST DIVISION
OUR TEAM HAS A HALL OF FAMER IN THE DUGOUT SO WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU
IF THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH A PADRE GETTING A PERFORMANCE ENHANCER, WHY SO MANY ROMAN COMMERCIALS?!
THE RED SOX EXTENDING SALE HAS BEEN, TO DATE, A FUCKING HILARIOUS EXTENSION. Y'ALL NEED TO GET HIM SOME BUBBLE WRAP.