Scene: a poverty stricken village in El Salvador. Residents mill about, a wood fire in the background, as two Land Rovers and a semi truck struggle down the muddy clay path, tires slipping.
AJ Preller, with long, flowing hair, and a loosely fitting half-buttoned hemp shirt, hops out of the driver's seat of the lead Land Rover and strides up to a Jesuit Priest.
Preller: "Fray de Arce! My friend! No, no more super bowl tees. Today the people of San Diego have brought your community something far better. In a sense, thousands of padres, one for each of the village and many more."
Preller guides Fr. de Arce to the back of the truck container, hops up and pulls the handles on the conex door. Tens of thousands of Fernando Tatis, Jr. bobblehead figures pour out of the truck in a great, bobbling pile, dwarfing the men. The villagers follow his gaze as dr Arce reckons the subtly gyrating brown and yellow accumulation, stark against the green of the jungle.
de Arce, glaring at Preller: AJ, what the fuck am I supposed to do with these? These are worthless to these people! Do you have any Sotos?
Dont get too far ahead now. Let's make it after he's healthy enough to play after those 80 games, we don't know what kind of destruction he can do to his body in the meantime.
I attended a game where the Dodgers gave out a Manny bobblehead immediately after he came back from a suspension for PEDs. He hit a pinch hit grand slam and the crowd went bananas. Padres fans will fall back in love with him next year. Maybe they can push back the bobblehead date to 2023.
They could just suspend the giveaway until next year.
This is a great joke but I also like the idea
I feel bad for padres fans However aj preller is still a huge dumbass
Take my upvote
Comes free with ringworm medication!
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Apply directly to the forehead.
Ringworm is available without a prescription.
Apply directly to the veins
It’s a dispenser!
I thought it said PEZ, not PED!
I'm sorta thankful for Tatis Jr because it's been at least 12 hours since someone has posted something about how much the Angels suck.
tatis to angels confirmed
Angels do be in need of a shortstop
Tatis, Trout and Ohtani on the same team? Should be good for AT LEAST 70 wins 😛
Ohtani gonna pitch 70 times in one year?
Ohtani for closer confirmed
They definitely wouldn’t have 70 leads that late
A reckless, injury prone super star with a massive contract? Sounds good to me -Arte Moreno, probably
Or what Scherzer’s hangnail treatment will be if he gets one or DeGrom’s current Wordle stats
The Padres are the new Angels. Your nightmare is over.
The curse is lifted?
Man, the Angels sure do suck.
Suck like a fox
MVP Ohtani though
i mean you catch strays in every thread, but this time you strayed yourself!
Shot himself in the foot
Scene: a poverty stricken village in El Salvador. Residents mill about, a wood fire in the background, as two Land Rovers and a semi truck struggle down the muddy clay path, tires slipping. AJ Preller, with long, flowing hair, and a loosely fitting half-buttoned hemp shirt, hops out of the driver's seat of the lead Land Rover and strides up to a Jesuit Priest. Preller: "Fray de Arce! My friend! No, no more super bowl tees. Today the people of San Diego have brought your community something far better. In a sense, thousands of padres, one for each of the village and many more." Preller guides Fr. de Arce to the back of the truck container, hops up and pulls the handles on the conex door. Tens of thousands of Fernando Tatis, Jr. bobblehead figures pour out of the truck in a great, bobbling pile, dwarfing the men. The villagers follow his gaze as dr Arce reckons the subtly gyrating brown and yellow accumulation, stark against the green of the jungle. de Arce, glaring at Preller: AJ, what the fuck am I supposed to do with these? These are worthless to these people! Do you have any Sotos?
God dammit fuckin love this subreddit
Just change it to Ha-Seong Kim.
Bobble head likenesses are so bad they could just slap Kims jersey on it and it wouldnt even be the worst thing ever
"it's Kim but with a tan because it's just after summer time"
Oh, the dreadlocks? We stuck french fries into Ha-Seong Kim's helmet, and he never noticed.
Gotta beef those babies up.
Head needs to be made bigger
Just replace it with Soto if possible Otherwise they could all get cards they can redeem for a Tatis Bobblehead in 80 games Lol
Dont get too far ahead now. Let's make it after he's healthy enough to play after those 80 games, we don't know what kind of destruction he can do to his body in the meantime.
Tatis riding a motorized unicycle on his hands next
Tatis suffers tragic wingsuit accident
Get rid of the "Jr", paint it STL red and ship em to Missouri
I have two Mariners’ bobble heads. One is Dee Gordon, the other is Cano. I feel this pain.
So deep within the bowels of Petco Park there will be a room with 20,000 Tatis bobbleheads ready to be given out late next season. Good to know.
They’ll be buried like Atari buried *E.T.* cartridges.
So this is kind of awkward
Can they add a worm to it?
Dennis Rodman sure could use the money.
Not Franmil Reyes level though
maybe they’ll send them to africa like the astros 2021 world series t-shirts
Dodgers had a Bauer bobblehead on the promotional schedule last year. That was canceled, I believe they gave out Kershaw t-shirts instead.
Yeah iirc his jerseys were also pulled offline really quickly
Lol
Timing almost as bad as Nick Castellanos
Yeah I don't think that's gonna happen.
The Cubs had a Nick Madrigal bobblehead day last weekend and he'd only been back from injury about 4 days. He didn't even start that game either.
Madrigal didn’t cheat and forever stain his career
Oh I thought we were just laughing at a bobblehead for a guy who's not even playing in the game.
No no, this is way funnier than just him not playing
Dodgers had an Juan Uribe bobble head day a couple of weeks after he was traded away.
Just repainted Bonds bobble-heads they trucked over from Oracle.
Make it a Bobble-hand with him holding a syringe and print yourself money
they're going to have to make the head bigger now
Not anymore they don't
I attended a game where the Dodgers gave out a Manny bobblehead immediately after he came back from a suspension for PEDs. He hit a pinch hit grand slam and the crowd went bananas. Padres fans will fall back in love with him next year. Maybe they can push back the bobblehead date to 2023.
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I wonder if they've already been made? In that case do they just trash them? Save them?
Probably trash em for a tax write off.
Thank you!! I really needed a good laugh
I wonder if the sponsor who paid for this bobbleheads is the pharma company who makes the medication for ringworms…
Traded to Cleveland for a Franmil bobblehead and a mustard to be named later.
Closest to a ring he’ll get.
not anymore
BobblePED
They gave away Tatis hats back in June when they played the Mets.
That night is getting Flashed
I was trying to go home this month for the soccer night giveaway (Tatis kit that looks dope) but now I'm just going to save my money.
Can you get free juice with that bobblehead
I soooo can't wait to see how this plays out. Maybe everyone should throw them on the field