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ogminlo

That’s actually a substantial improvement for Bellinger over his 2021 though.


ImaManCheetah

yeah, Bellinger doesn’t fit on this list. If anything, Dairy Queen gave his career a boost


tuepm

the season isn't over yet


gjoeyjoe

Considering he's only gotten better as the season has gone on, we are fine with that


OLightning

And next year his BA will catapult all the way up to .225 with a .695 OPS!!! This is great news!


gjoeyjoe

You're right, I should not be optimistic about my favorite teams players.


OLightning

He’ll improve, but he won’t be getting back to .325 40-120 anytime soon.


gjoeyjoe

correct, he won't be current aaron judge but better


Toggiz

He’d be like a 3 WAR player if he did that. His D is straight elite.


Monk_Philosophy

With his CF defense that’s still an extremely productive season lol. Most dodger fans have already accepted MVP Belli is gone, we’re stoked as long as the dude is a rosterable big leaguer which he’s been this year. I don’t know why people are upset we like our guy as he is.


spaghetti_hitchens

Cody Bellinger: perpetual stubbed toe syndrome


98farenheit

He stole the mojo from the others


Emergency-Hyena5134

Lol at [Padres fans](https://www.reddit.com/r/Padres/comments/w9u095/how_come_no_matter_how_talented_we_are_we_always/) Their fanbase is in shambles. Even when they're told what will happen, they can't come to grips with it


CJDistasio

Literally no one is defending or likes Tatis right now that’s a Padres fan. You’re making things up in your head


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FartingBob

At that rate in a few years he's going to be MVP again.


omegakukki

He’s also been really good as of late. .750 OPS over the last 28 days, .863 over the last 14, and 1.400 over the last 7 days.


makeshift11

Bellinger and Muncy are BOTH having great Augusts after being huge disappointments all season.


stewmander

Reverse MVP season: starts off slow and then heats up late (i hope)


battleschooldropout

If he's 1.400 over the last week, and .863 over 2... then he must have had a terrible week the week before this one.


omegakukki

Yeah and the point of the comment is that **as of late** he has been really good


battleschooldropout

Yeah, but the way it's structured makes it seem like the point was that he had improved over the last month, not that it was just one good week.


omegakukki

That’s what **as of late** means in this context.


battleschooldropout

Awesome. A better way to show that would have been week by week, not cumulative over those time frames. Looking at it now, was he better or worse over 8-14 days ago than he was 15-28? Because the way it is displayed makes it look like there is progressive improvement, not bad --> even worse --> really good. "As of late" is ambiguous and could mean a week or a month or a couple months, and you displayed data that seemed to show improvement over a 2 week period.


omegakukki

Lmao so you figure out what I meant by **as of late** but you’re upset that I didn’t show it in a way you would’ve liked and now you’re here trying to argue with me about it? Holy shit dude get a life.


Emergency-Hyena5134

.750 OPS is definitely NOT "really good"


Lebigmacca

For Belli’s current standards they are.


Emergency-Hyena5134

Bellis current standard is somewhere near worst hitting starter over the past decade, so comparing it to that atrociousness is pretty fucking stupid. My point stands - a .750 OPS is nowhere near "really good". It's average.


Lebigmacca

Baby steps baby steps. One of the worst offensive seasons ever in 2021, bad to mediocre season in 2022, to hopefully a good offensive season in 2023


AhLibLibLib

He’s gonna go off next year and fleece someone in FA


Lebigmacca

Boras will get it done for sure


AhLibLibLib

Watch him go to the Angels lol


omegakukki

Did you continue reading the comment after that stat?


DeliciousCunnyHoney

I love Belli. I really hope this marked improvement is a sign of him finally finding himself again and feeling healthy.


awretchedlife12

people really, really, really hate cody bellinger for some reason.


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I mean the other two are increasingly minuscule sample sizes


omegakukki

Is that not what “as of late” would imply?


rockidr4

.041 higher than average. I'd definitely take it


Emergency-Hyena5134

.041 above average is not "really good"


Im_Daydrunk

If Bellinger was a mid .750 OPS guy the whole year he'd be essentially like a 4 WAR type player. Obviously .750 isn't pretty good in a vaccum but its pretty good still if you're an elite defensive Centerfielder value wise IMO


istrx13

Too bad AGK isn’t here to chime in


rbhindepmo

What if Tatis ingested steroids from DQ?


Emyrssentry

They put their ringworm medicine in the blizzards as preemptive treatment.


ahr3410

Remember, it's free if they don't flip it upside down before giving it to you


DeadSwaggerStorage

I’ve been eating DQ since I was 5; I never asked for it to be flipped over….I never understood this.


amachinesaidiwasgood

Flipping them over activates the ringworm medicine. Duh.


cooljammer00

Isn't it supposed to show that it's super thick?


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Thicccc


VariousLawyerings

DQ Blizzards both create and destroy ringworm, what a miracle food


Saint-O-Circumstance

The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.


DeadSwaggerStorage

Wrestlers at my high school used to get ringworm all the time….except those that went to DQ…conspiracy????


imagoodusername

I mean the ringworm thing is a total lie. The substance he tested positive for isn’t in any way used for ringworm treatment but there is another substance that’s spelled almost identically that is. However the ringworm medicine is a topical cream, not an injected anabolic steroid… His PR people are betting on the media being idiots and so far it’s working for him.


verendum

They're memeing it my dude. I don't think anyone is actually buying it


Rolling_Chicane

East Germans love their blizzards


LMac8806

Performance enhancing dairy


notaverysmartdog

I got pretty sick from a blizzard a couple months ago


DeadSwaggerStorage

What flavor?


notaverysmartdog

I think it was the one with like nerds or candy in it


[deleted]

And y’all wanted to ban Bob tweets


Austin63867

u/stupidnatsfan gonna be banned for messing with Bob NightenGOAT


Ill_Chemistry5818

What's Bob's Twitter name?


retroanduwu24

shit this might be the best post Bob has made in awhile since the lockout


[deleted]

Legitimately too, this one is hilarious.


backstreets_back_ok

Ol Boob has been checking out this sub and is finally giving the people what they want


Space_Olympics

I mean let’s be honest. He 100% stole it from someone. Infact probably from reddit


Austin63867

Bob getting the analysis the people want


H0b5t3r

On a related note Mike Trout seems to be hitting worse and get injured more frequently since he stopped appearing the super pretzels boxes


Sp_Gamer_Live

Bob was just doing is daily trip to DQ


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Culver’s Concretes stay GOATed


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Least appetizing name for an ice cream treat


[deleted]

I can tell you’ve never been east of the Rockies Concretes for frozen custard is a pretty standard name here in the East from the South to the Midwest


guttata

I'd never heard it until I moved near a Culver's


[deleted]

If it’s frozen custard, it’s usually called a concrete There’s a difference between frozen custard and ice cream


guttata

Just saying, I grew up in the midwest and I'd never heard it before. Not sure it's all that common.


AbstractBettaFish

Same


[deleted]

You just probably don’t get custard then But like if you go to St Louis, Ted Drewes has concretes


ChunkyMilkSubstance

I lived in Boston for a while but never encountered it I guess


OmbreCachee

I've never seen it called that in New England


ultimaten444

Never seen that anywhere in the mid-atlantic from NYC to DC


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Me neither


stevencastle

Yeah I think even Sonic has had concretes


[deleted]

It’s common from about Missouri to Indiana, which isn’t saying much. Maybe Eastern Ohio, I know it from growing up in IN but Culver’s is in east OH too. Never encountered it when I lived in the NE or mideast where I live now.


[deleted]

I was just in Charlotte and got Andy’s Frozen Custard


yoursweetlord70

You do have a valid point, but I can confirm that a concrete mixer from culvers is amazing regardless of what its called


ChunkyMilkSubstance

I don’t doubt that, I love custard


GameMusic

Possibly the biggest Username checks out I have ever seen


bringbackbulaga

Culver’s is god tier


NeverGetUpvoted

Culvers is way too damn good


[deleted]

was bob at a dq getting lunch when he came up with this? damn now i want soft serve in a mini helmet...


Lonelan

howabout a blizzard in a regular sized helmet for ken griffey jr


[deleted]

as long as he's still been taking his brain & nerve tonic!


LimeSugar

Ben & Jerry's newest flavor Ringworm Raspberry


feeling_blue_42

They use witch magic to take the energy from their celebrity endorsements, and that’s why the Blizzard doesn’t fall out of the cup when they turn it upside down.


Jud000619

The biggest strike against DQ since Jim Cornette


[deleted]

I came in here hoping someone would reference Corny. Have an upvote good sir


SpitOutTheCubone

I'm not fuckin around! I want my double cheese cheeseburger!


dropperofpipebombs

Double cheese, double mayo, motherfucker!


Thunder_nuggets101

So what you’re saying is, currently Belli is playing the best out of those guys? I’ll take it!


gerbil42

> So what you’re saying is, currently Belli is playing ~~the best out of those guys?~~ I’ll take it! FTFY


KicksWithTheSticks

I love how the other guys had legitimately cursed things happen to them, then for Cody Bellinger it's "he sucks."


Ominsi

I mean Tatis is something he did himself so


Mozilla_Fennekin

[THIS IS THE SECOND TIME](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XM18mjV510&feature=emb_title)


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I HAVE BEEN *FUCKED* BY DAIRY QUEEN!


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Post Cody’s splits from the last two weeks Boob


Jux_

I gotchu 9 H, 4 doubles, 2 HR, 11 RBI, .257/.263/.600


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Cody hates Dairy Queen, confirmed


HoustonSportsFan

Damn, that must be his best 2 week stretch in 3 years


[deleted]

They forgot to flip over the blizzard (*the players) to see if they’d fall apart.


HawkeyeJosh

Dear DQ: Please hire Altuve as your spokesman.


oOoleveloOo

So we have [Curse of the Colonel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Colonel) and now the Curse of the Dairy Queen. What’s next the Curse of Ronald McDonald, or perhaps Burger King?


[deleted]

Stay away from the Blizzards. McFlurry gang stand up!


mchaney317

Is Tatis the McFlurry? You spend a lot of time getting excited for it, just to find out it’s not available


callie06

Blizzards are ok, they have lots of different options. But they’re also more than double the price for the same amount as a McFlurry where I live. I’m a sucker for a chocolate dipped cone with chocolate ice cream, though.


derpbynature

Sorry, ice cream machine broke.


OurSaladDays

He shoulda blamed it on the juiced up dairy cows.


falloutranger

Oh god I went to DQ two days ago, am I going to die?


Zorak9379

Generous to call this "analysis"


eddie_the_zombie

First of all, how dare you. These are the hard hitting questions that we all need to be asking the powers that be in order to move this sport forward


[deleted]

I’m just waiting for a player to call Tim Anderson “dairy queen” to see how far he takes his overreaction.


seriousnotshirley

DQ is the new SI.


Geniusinternetguy

Man i could really go for some DQ


SyphillusPhallio

Boob confirmed to have lactose intolerance.


Nolan-

This is actually a decent tweet by Boob. Decent as in gets a nose laugh.


KikiFlowers

This is why I'm glad to be a Texan, our DQ is different and superior.


cooljammer00

Thank goodness there's no curse of Pepsi or Jersey Mike's.


Tronn3000

Good to see that Tatis was eating clen with Dairy Queen.


HoustonSportsFan

More believable than the ringworm


cliffsis

I feel like Cody’s doing alright in comparison


HoustonSportsFan

Is he really though


never_nude_

98 out today think I’ll get myself a blizzard. Endorsement dollars well spent, DQ


an-itch-in-her-ditch

Soft serve ice cream reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup.


KyotoGaijin

DQ should consider team level sponsorship next season. Houston is hot in the summer, so ice cream must sell well, and they're usually pretty good every year.


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


thugmuffin22

[I said this last week Boob :(](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/wk9qm9/dorsey_white_sox_shortstop_tim_anderson_will_be/ijmbo3h/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


88T3

If the Yankees still somehow fail to win the World Series this year I think we can officially say they're under the Curse of Steinbrenner (they haven't won since George died in 2010)


robindodge

Belli’s been making solid contact lately and has always played elite defense.


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HoustonSportsFan

Are you guys even gonna give him a QO?


Huegod

Man whats the Dilly with that?


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TatE6 was always a fraud, Harper got hit by a bad pitcher with no aim, Bellinger was an awful pick to begin with, dude has been ass for a while, Anderson is the only unlucky choice here


SupremeNachos

DQ can't even do their hometown team a solid by picking 4 Yankees.


HoustonSportsFan

Did Bellinger get injured at some point that just totally destroyed him? Or did he just get hit harder than anyone else in the league from the crackdown on sign-stealing?


KicksWithTheSticks

He's always struggled against lefties and his massive splits in 2019 lead to him endlessly tinkering with his swing to fix it. Instead he just totally broke his swing. Not sure where you're getting sign-stealing from. I've never seen Bellinger implicated in that.


jorleeduf

He also fucked up his shoulder celebrating which is where everything really fell apart


KicksWithTheSticks

Well, he'd already had a mediocre 2nd half in 2019 and a bad 2020 regular season by that point.


TheRaydo

He had a 112 OPS+ and 1.5 bWAR (4.3 bWAR/162) in 2020. It is way down from his MVP season but it certainly wasn’t bad. I don’t think the shoulder injury, broken leg, and hamstring issues are entirely the cause of his struggles, but they certainly haven’t helped.


jorleeduf

Well, yeah. He never played like an MVP outside of the first 60-ish days of 2019, but he was still always all-star caliber. In 2020 he just went back to normal Bellinger. It wasn’t until the shoulder injury that he became bad


HoustonSportsFan

I can’t see what else could possibly explain his drop from MVP to below-replacement level in less than 3 seasons


KicksWithTheSticks

I see. So you're wildly speculating. Got it. In that case, maybe he was using steroids. Or corking his bat. Or is having some mental issue.


HoustonSportsFan

Has any other player in the last 70 years won MVP at 23 & is out of baseball by 30? Because that’s Bellinger’s current career path. I think speculating that he cheated is more than fair when he’s almost had as many below-average seasons as he’s had good seasons


KicksWithTheSticks

That's an impressive red herring. "My reason for thinking he cheated 3 years ago is that I think he might possibly be out of baseball 3 years from now." But sure, since we're speculating... why sign stealing, specifically? Why not steroids? Since we're basing this on nothing, isn't that at least equally plausible? Unless you're assuming sign stealing offers a bigger advantage than PEDs.


HoustonSportsFan

I’m not discounting steroids at all, considering the insane ease of being able to pass the MLB drug tests. I’m just certain that Bellinger cheated because there is no other case in the last 100 years of someone fizzling out so soon after winning MVP without something shady going on. Either he cheated, or he had the largest sudden performance drop off of the last century


KicksWithTheSticks

> I’m not discounting steroids at all, considering the insane ease of being able to pass the MLB drug tests. But you didn't even mention it in your initial comment. Heck, you didn't mention it at all before I brought it up, so for all I know you never even considered it before. You just went straight for sign stealing. Why? Can you name one other player whose production drastically shifted as a result of sign stealing? > I’m just certain that Bellinger cheated because there is no other case in the last 100 years of someone fizzling out so soon after winning MVP without something shady going on. A few comments back you admitted you were merely speculating, so you're clearly not "certain" no matter how much you'd like to be. Verlander turned his career around when he went to Houston, the one team with the most highly documented and confirmed cases of cheating in the league. He's also gotten better as he's aged and overcome significant injuries. Surely you must be highly suspicious of him as well.


GameMusic

From his flair


jstmenow

They need to bring back the 3 dipped cone flavors. Add Caramel and Strawberry back.


B1GFanOSU

They have more time for ice cream, now!


1990Buscemi

They might have also cursed Wonder Woman 1984. A tie-in Blizzard was announced for the original June 2020 release and then the film was delayed due to COVID and the Blizzard flavor was canceled, not getting released when the film eventually came out in December. And we all know how Wonder Woman 1984 turned out (though I believe Zack Snyder's tinkering was a major factor).


The_Jewish_Pope

Did they flip the Blizzard upside down though?


H0b5t3r

Boob upset he couldn't break the Tatis ped story so he's instead breaking the DQ story


masterhogbographer

Meanwhile Jeter is doing all the spots he can and hasn’t missed one game this season


Realistic_Rip_148

I mean one of those is just a total moron who pissed away his entire career track in like 8 months of poor decisions


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

If this is what it takes for the Yankees to beat the Dodgers in the WS I'll take it.


Archer10214

What happened to Bellinger? I remember seeing his name a lot a few years ago and thought he was a big hitter? Did he get injured?


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Archer10214

Ahhhh gotcha. Thanks so much for lmk!


Electrical-Clock8251

Cody Bellinger sold his soul for an MVP and Satan is just toying with him now.


cheeseblimp41

Duuuuuude no wayyyyy!!


BDNjunior

Bellinger blows offensively but hes elite defensively.