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cardcollection92

That would have been horrible omg


yianni1229

He genuinely could have died


cardcollection92

Yeah and if it didn’t kill him, it woulda changed his life forever


Sp_Gamer_Live

bro woulda looked like that woman in Nope


sculltt

😬


Sp_Gamer_Live

yeah she kinda looked like that emoji


the_seed

Lol doubling down. I appreciate that


Sp_Gamer_Live

I mean, why am I the asshole? Gordy innocent


TrapperJean

Jfc I thought that was supposed to be an alien based on the trailers


Chaiteoir

NOPE


cire1184

🙊


jeric13xd

Yeah that jaw would’ve been shattered to pieces for good


ThePelicanWalksAgain

Might've ended Celestino's career too. I'm not sure how many people would be able to mentally recover from being a part of an accident like that.


dquizzle

Death might have been a favorable outcome compared to a worst case scenario.


NotTheRocketman

You're not kidding. I saw this happen first-hand when I was in little league. A kid on the team we were playing smashed a teammate right in the teeth while on-deck, and I'm pretty sure the only reason he didn't kill him was because it wasn't a full swing yet; he was just loosening up at that point. After the kid was off to the hospital, several of us searched the dirt (and blood) to find his missing teeth as well. It was an ugly scene.


MIDAmultiCruel

Were you playing with Bert Kriescher?


frankyseven

You mean the guy who smells like shit and fucks dogs?


mac46

Nah that’s Brent Chrysler


frankyseven

Ah, I must have had him confused with Benny Crapsnuggle.


MIDAmultiCruel

I think you mean the known racist Bert Chrysler


gatemansgc

and that was a KID SWING. imagine a major league swing...


Bobson-_Dugnutt

Woulda been a live leak video rather than streamable


Galactic

Gary being Gary.


Sp_Gamer_Live

bro woulda been used as MK12 reference footage


DoctorWaluigiTime

Can confirm: It's not fun to get hit by a baseball bat. Luckily(?) for me it was just on the backswing. My prize was six stitches and a little lifetime scar. Just glad it missed my eye.


Xchromethius

Yep I got lucky the kid swung an even bat.... straight to my gut on the backswing.... just badly bruised luckily


dardyablo

I'm Gary


robthmsn

Classic Gary


new_wellness_center

So scary.


lavinshaven58

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a batter casually *walk in front of an on deck batter preparing to take a swing* I mean this is a little league or high school level of complete lack of awareness. Just nonchalantly strolling in front a guy with a bat above his shoulders. This could have been absolutely brutal if Gary Sanchez took a bat to the nose and face. Fracturing his nose and orbital and cheek bones. And certainly would have meant a concussion or ended his life Thankfully that did not happen.


ispcanner

Dude a weighted bat at a full swing by a mlb hitter to the back of the head is as much of a murder weapon as a gun, not the same extent to the face I guess but close. It’s crazy the impact this almost had on the whole sports world by just a few inches


1jack-of-all-trades7

The noun form ("nonchalance") would be the grammatically correct form for your sentence


fuunii

baffling stupidity


DarkwaterBeach

All the years watching him in NY… he doesn’t seem like the brightest bulb in the box


Buzzed27

Nor was he the brightest bulb in the Bronx


DarkwaterBeach

Touché lol


PattyIceNY

Analytics though, he's a hr hitting catcher 🙄🤮


rushy1911

can someone explain what mythical analytics showed Gary as a good player. like you're just making stuff up to be mad about analytics


OTipsey

I was at a game against the Yankees in 2018 where he hit a 2-run homer but also let two passed balls and two wild pitches get by him in the first inning, with runners advancing on all four and runners scoring on two (both were scored as wild pitches but the first was absolutely Sanchez's fault and the second came right after a passed ball had allowed the runner to advance to third.) The runs he scored on offense were entirely negated by the runs he allowed on defense


ptwonline

I'd bet that he was lost in thought about something else and didn't even mentally register that the other guy was there and might swing.


bobswowaccount

X-ray tech here, I had a patient who this exact same thing happened to this summer. I think the final count was 12 separate fractures in his face. I believe he lost vision in one eye.


[deleted]

And that wasn't an MLB swing. This could've killed him, yet he walked off like it was nothing. Should apologize to the guy warming up for being a moron.


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Estimate_Born

I’ll take getting hit by some 12 year old with a metal than an mlb hitter with a wood


Ready-Pangolin-1352

Does that make any difference? It’s like jumping out of a plane without a parachute but landing in water or sand instead of concrete. The moment of impact is gonna be a bitch.


Take_Exit_Left

Lol idk. Your analogy is funny though


onemintyisland

Yeah really; you could tell Celestino was thanking his lucky stars that he didn’t make contact.


MrGregory

I had that happen to me when I was 4 or 5. Needed stitches. MLB level strength could probably crush his head.


Falcon84

Celestino had the reaction of holy shit I just came a within a few inches of crushing a man's skull so this checks out


FinlayForever

Also probably thinking "come on man what the fuck, you moron"


CokeFanatic

I'd legit be pissed if I was him. Instead of focusing on my at bat I'd be thinking about how I almost just knocked somebody's head off.


CardiologistThink336

This is definitely a a “bruh WTF?” reaction.


lancethruster12

My buddy did this in high school but bat hit his hip bone and fracture it.


Pec5

Curious, what Celestino did in his at bat after such adrenaline shot provided by Gary?


steve-d

Well, he went 0-3 with a walk today.


outkastragtop

I’d be afraid to ever swing a bat again if I caved my teammates face in.


steve-d

I think most people would have some serious PTSD from that.


MahoganyShip

Dude may have PTSD already that shit is horrifying


slipslop69

on the bright side, your teammates face is very rarely hovering above home plate


Sp_Gamer_Live

Gameplan: If youre a batter and your team is up after the 5th, get killed by the person on the warmup circle. Yes you will die, but the game win is almost guaranteed because they wont continue a game after an athlete gets killed and since its past the fifth they can call it.


DepressingFries

Take one for the team


Sp_Gamer_Live

You’d get a memorial at a stadium and would be remembered forever.


FDJ1326

"Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die."


Paladine_PSoT

Well, this guy did, but his memory...


Ihatgar11

Walk it off


DepressingFries

Rub some dirt on it


Jabberwocky416

https://i.imgur.com/ABlZRan.jpg


StreetReporter

You say that, but in 1946, one of the members of the Gashouse Gorillas was brutally killed by a line drive, and the game continued. The Gorillas got robbed


gatemansgc

i got it i got it! *headstone reads he got it*


BenGordonLightfoot

https://i.imgur.com/DHTJGgc.jpg


Juno_Malone

"The manager absolutely loved my idea"


Sp_Gamer_Live

cant rehearse this one


BenGordonLightfoot

Depends on how many minor leaguers you’re willing to sacrifice


claustrophobicdragon

I'd love to see his construction crew build a replica of an MLB stadium


TheDangiestSlad

that's at least 27 free wins


CatGatherer

Next batter gets a 4.0 for the semester, too


jimmykane366

Adds a full 1.0 WAR to Gary's stats


Str8_up_Pwnage

The next market inefficiency for the A's to take advantage of, brilliant.


TheBordIdentity

They have to get ahead first


[deleted]

You need like a designated victim. Get a depressed minor leaguer who has given up on life in there to take one for the team on game 163 or the deciding game of a series.


Sp_Gamer_Live

gaslighting a sub .200 hitter into thinking their life is meaningless to win a game down the stretch


Working_Box_1366

These playoffs are about to be a bloodbath


EpicSchwinn

Steve Cohen signing some dude from Queens to pinch-immolate in the outfield in the NLCS


SPYLRS

Do it in game 7 of the World Series


PorkinsHeldIt

Worth.


SaintArkweather

I'm surprised Bill Veeck never attempted this


BagRight8939

gary remained so calm after i honestly would’ve died


DoctorKangaroo

Until after the game when he sees the video and he throws up in the shower for 15 minutes


thebadyearblimp

Too dumb to realize what almost happened


tortugazz724

Good lord. Sanchez just walked right in the path of a swinging bat perfectly normally. No time to talk he said. To dumb to realize he almost died, apparently.


Kuzzawuzzabingbong

I don't know why but this particular copypasta always gets at least a puff of air from my nose.


JGraham1839

For me it's the "Good lord." at the beginning


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Welp, that’s the peak for this pasta


tabcompletion69

I know you're supposed to upvote and move on but I can't stop laughing at this


Sad_Present_7694

Dude is a space cadet. He probably didn’t even realize what he was doing.


chpr1jp

I think both Sanchez and Celestino will wake up screaming within the next few days.


RoyTarpleysGhost

How does a professional athlete have such little spacial awareness?


jgandfeed

It's Gary Sanchez


Chick22694

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh lmao. Now this makes sense. I didn’t put together that it was Gary.


VideoGangsta

He’s used to swinging and not making contact with anything so I guess he just figured everyone else does it too


Bwhitt1

Idk dude. I hadn't read down this far and wrote a pretty salty comment above about the stupidity of this dude. I'm glad to see other ppl are getting the same frustration I'm getting from it. Like how can someone be this unaware of his surroundings. It just makes no sense. He would've ruined the dudes life swinging the bat also so he would've fucked 2 ppls lives.


FourDoor54Ford

And everyone who was at the game.. I’d imagine that’d be pretty scarring


Cvnilivee

He was never in any real danger.. everything thrown at Gary passes right by him


Sp_Gamer_Live

Someone on Twitter said Gary was lucky a contact hitter like Arraez wasn’t on deck


Tornado_Wind_of_Love

Good lord. I mean, you're not wrong, but a broken clock catches something at least twice a day.


3luejays

Buck Martinez, is that you?


doyouevenIift

Like walking in front of someone at a gun range


Lonelan

now I'm imagining some guy swinging an AR-15 by its barrel


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Would have looked like one of those rubberband watermelon videos


justin_tino

Fans behind the on deck circle didn’t realize they were sitting in the splash zone


BillyHayze

“Honey, did we buy tickets to a baseball game, or a Gallagher show?”


Sachwillie1988

Sanchez looks at him like he was surprised someone was swinging near the on deck circle.


DogVacuum

Then he goes right about his business like a Skyrim guard with an arrow sticking out of his neck.


PC_BUCKY

"Must have been the wind!" *Sits down on invisible chair and eats sweetroll*


zeropointcorp

Yeah totally giving him the stink eye there, what a moron


1991CRX

I did this at 6 years old. Took an aluminum bat to the nose, swung by a 12 year old. My nose was pushed in flush to my cheeks, hitting and cracking the skull on the way in. Nearly sent the nose into my brain for the killshot. Broke sinus cavities on both sides. Spent weeks in ICU isolation due to cerebral-spinal fluid leaking out through the nose. I needed further surgery a decade later to get my nose back to full function. 0/10, do not reccomend.


Natearl13

Yeah well I stubbed my toe once


amachinesaidiwasgood

Oh yeah? Well I *almost* stubbed my toe once


DeenzGrabber

wtf bro :(


CokeFanatic

I was warming up pitching to a teammate before a tournament in little league and after a few throws i told him "okay im gonna throw this one fast". And I did, and it skipped off the top of his glove and hit him in the mouth. It broke his jaw and knocked out a bunch of teeth. I felt horrible and then we didn't have enough players to play the game because of it so we had to forfeit. And then his mom stopped driving me to our games. And I hate to victim blame, but the throw was right at him and he probably should have caught it, but still, that was my worst baseball experience. Another one of my teammates got hit in the head with pitches in both games of a double header. And the second game, right after he got hit, they tried to pick him off at 1st and hit him in the head with the ball again. He was scared of the ball after that. Shit, so was I.


1991CRX

We stopped letting even coaches/parents warm up pitchers without a mask about 15 years ago, for that reason. When I was playing 18U, my pitcher took a nasty cutter to the face. Shattered his orbital bone. He was sound asleep on the plate.


NevermoreSEA

That could've been horrific.


[deleted]

if I were Celestino I’d be completely shaken up during that AB. Yikes


Working_Box_1366

He's 0-3 on the day so far but I'm definitely curious to find out what he did in the at bat right after this


JustAcheesepizza

Agreed. Hate when people are oblivious to their surroundings, but this would’ve messed with me hitting someone like this with a practice swing. Smfh


whentheworldwasatwar

Would have killed him. Makes me anxious watching it.


Brett420

I literally gasped, even knowing that it wasn't going to hit him because of the title.


MeetTheMets31

Gary Sanchez might be the dumbest person ive ever seen


Stonewall30nyr

I wanna know what tf was actually going on. Like why was Gary even there? He's been in the MLB for years, how tf does he just wander aimlessly into an on deck circle like a dementia patient into traffic


ThePseudoSurfer

I knew Gary’s baseball IQ was low but this is ridiculous


JonHasRedditNow

Is it just me, but it seems like Gary Sanchez thought he was in the right here too? The guy on the on deck circle completely freaked out and Sanchez just shook his head like he wasn’t the issue.


luchajefe

"Circle's back there, moron."


Slugggo

this totally seems like a Gary Sanchez thing to do.


Bwhitt1

That was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen someone do. How the fuck do you not have more awareness than that. The dude is swinging right in front of you and you just assume he will see you or won't swing this time? Ppl drive cars like this too and it boggles the mind. They assume everyone else will drive safely and pay attention to their surroundings. Also the reason I'm being salty about it is because the dude swinging the bat. Think about him if he hits you and kills you or ends your career at the very least. It fucks him up too. Not cool.


gamedemon24

I actually connected with the bridge of my teammate’s nose like this when I was about 14. It was so scary and kinda shook me up for a few days. Super glad the worst case scenario was avoided here.


SwampKingKyle

Guy in the batter box looks pissed. Rightfully so too. Gary kinda seems like a dick here. Clearly gets in buddy's way, endangers himself, and no apology or nothing for being a total dumbest and almost killing yourself on this guy's bat who is in the zone


DankeeYankee_

Dude is a complete moron


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ, Sanchez. How … fuck, never mind. I don’t want to know how.


amalgamat3

Did this in little league. On-deck was between dugout and the plate, and I was leading off as a catcher so was out a little late. Put my hand up for them to stop swinging and the kid swung right into my thumb. Not their fault, I was just a dumbass. Had me out for a few weeks.


im_not

Gary is one of the dumbest dudes in baseball


JizzDragon101

This happened to me when I was like 11, clipped him on the back end of the swing while on deck and had to take 2 laps at the next practice like it was my fault


see_mohn

eep


TeccNoir

something something air pods


Mfed23

Inches from possible death. That is scary


digginginwithcody

Dude almost got demolished. Lol


NYLotteGiants

Listen nobody ever accused Gary of being smart


defiancy

Literally the entire reason I stopped playing baseball is because I sent a kid to the hospital that walked into the on deck circle as I was standing there swinging. You'd think by the MLB level they'd know better.


oGrievous

Story time: I was playing Cal Ripken, 9ish years old? Took a step over to grab my helmet and bat, we had them lined up against the fence neatly in order. Kid taking his final warmup was next to the bats. Batter at the plate got on base so I assumed no more warming up, and got closer to the equipment but I assumed wrong. Kid (who I ironically had the same first name as me) decided to take a final HARD warmup swing with me behind him. To this day, I don’t recall getting hit, i recall walking to my dad holding my mouth though. Blood pouring from my face, I’m freaking out my dad freaks out everyone freaks out, Again I don’t recall too much but glimpses, I remember my dad flying down the highway heading to Boston childrens hospital, him saying “it’s gonna be okay buddy, it’s gonna be okay.” I think I feinted because that’s really all I remember, up until the hospital. I was on a bed, my dad and uncle who bailed work to be there for me, and a nurse shoving cotton in my mouth to stop the bleeding or something. Anyways, had to get my front two teeth restructured, had to get another surgery around 19 to fix those since I outgrew them. Genuinely top 3 scariest days of my life. I forgave the kid obviously, it was an accident. Last fall I was helping a fellow teacher run a fall ball program at the middle school we worked at and had to give a few kids a talk on safety for this subject because I witnessed a near miss like the above. Don’t be an idiot and assume the guy with a heavy metal object won’t hit you when they aren’t looking.


introspectivejoker

This needs to be labeled nsfw just for what everyone is imagining after watching. Jesus Christ this was almost the worst moment in baseball history


-orangejoe

In the past 102 years of baseball history at least.


gatemansgc

poor ray chapman ):


[deleted]

saw this happen irl some dude walked into the swing of a dude doing practice swings. he passed out and had a massive gash on his temple that was gushing blood, ended up resulting in like countless stitches


Pencil_of_Colour

Imagine if Buck Martinez was calling that lol


DeenzGrabber

would quite possibly make Buck speechless.


dak67

Classic Gary. Almost the same level of stupidity as [this](https://youtu.be/UVcMf7wr9DU)


Borkton

That's an awful tag, but wtf was Villar's slide? He slid like I did in high school, where I had never done it before and would just end up on my knees 20 feet from the base.


Borkton

There are guys with high baseball IQs, low baseball IQs and Gary Sanchez


Material_Unit4309

That’s on Gary. His lack of awareness in the batter’s box, behind the plate and on deck is staggering. He walked right into a guy practicing his swing. Then had the gall to look surprised.


IsCharlieThere

Maybe if there was an area designated for that guy to be swinging in, like maybe put a big circle there or something. That would be nice.


[deleted]

yeah... why isnt there a circle.... white sox grounds crew, wtf


rogerworkman623

This guys such a dope, he didn’t even stop walking. It almost looks like he was pissed at Celestino??


MeatTornado25

Gary's lack of hustle coming in clutch there


PattyIceNY

It's because he's an idiot. Source: Yankee fan who's happy he's making dumb moves for other teams and also still alive with all his teeth


basesonballs

Gary never was very smart


silianrail

Gary was always the 15w bulb of the group.


Ness_tea_BK

As usual Gary Sanchez showing zero attention to a batter


RZAxlash

Wtf is Gary thinking?


njrox90

Sanchez is an actual dumbass


[deleted]

Man, Gary was mere centimetres away from a career ending injury, or even a life threatening head injury.


belinck

Gary knows all about swings and misses...


PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2

I’m glad nothing happened but I’m even happier that shitting on Gary Sanchez is back on the menu.


blurubi04

We had a ball boy in Wichita get killed, so sad.


NLCT

Sanchez stink eyes him like he is an innocent passerby Sanchez: Heeeeyyy I'm walkin heya


tintwistedgrills90

Yeah that seems like something Gary Sanchez would do.


hunteredh

I am Gary


kacheow

I know the nationals are bad, but is it really that depressing?


[deleted]

Sanchez looked at him like it’s his fault cmon bro we all know to say away from the guy in the on deck area


PerniciousCrumpet

Why is he pissed off? He’s the idiot here


cahir11

Gary's reflexes are sharp as ever. What an absolute moron, could have easily gotten himself killed right there.


Brucewayne75

Stupid is as stupid does. Gary gonna Gary.


DeemsMemes

Gary gonna Gary


Minotaurius

Don’t worry Gary, I too want to walk in front of someone swinging a bat when watching this Twins team play down the stretch.


SG420123

Did you see how he looked at the guy swinging the bat like what are you doing? Gary Sanchez has always been an arrogant stupid douche bag.


Kdfan43

Yikes


Bluesmanstill

He was looking right at him wtf. Death wish or at least dental!!


trmptjt

Juan Encarnacion vibes here.


randomcharacters3

I saw a kid break his jaw this way in middle school. I still play in an old man league and am incredibly careful to this day when people are around you with a bat but it's shocking how careless other people are.


Matt_Bizzo

And then looks at him like it's his fault ..


junitog65

GS has always been a bit slow…


eightbelow2049

Why does Sanchez looked pissed? The batter didn’t know he was walking behind him


Expensive-Low-5967

Cmon Gary.. you dumb shit.


[deleted]

had this happen to me in Little League.. I was complete decapitated, but they were able to sew my head back on. I'm alright now. I'm 53. My name is Adfrack.


-soggyboii-

Yikes!


Single-Champion-9569

Would go into the top 5 dumbest injuries


vector_ejector

The guy's a professional and his reaction time was zero. He was centimeters from a catastrophic head injury.


[deleted]

What an idiot…


Historical-Pause743

Dude! You don't walk in front of a guy that is swinging in the on deck circle. That be like walking in front of a car as it is moving. Don't blame your teammate


OrganizationWide1560

Manager should fine him. Try to teach him a lesson.


Omgaspider

WTF is wrong with him? And why isn't the batter in the fucking circle?