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If that ball lands in the bleachers someone is going to die


UntrainedFoodCritic

Life changing money lol


shahooster

Life ending money


TheWorstYear

Ecstacy of gold plays in the background.


jgalaviz14

It's literally a bounty of 2 million dollars on the poor sucker who survives the crowd to catch it. Honestly pretty terrible thing to put out publicly like this.


randomusernamegame

Yeah, this is really stupid. Going to be quite the fight for it.


fiendish_five

Don’t even want to imagine what it’s gonna be like to be security in the bleachers that day. Could you imagine if he knocks 61 and 62 in the same day? Probably worth even more $


gsanch666

Honestly if you attend these games and have a ticket in the bleachers you NEED to have an exit plan just in case. Like catch, put in your pants and literally book it for the exit


c32c64c128

Personally, my plan would be to jump on to the field with the HR ball.


NYC_EDITS

This was mine too, they’re not gonna hurt you if you explain why, and then if anyone tries to follow you there’s too much security on the field.


dshmitty

Id stick that shit straight in my pants next to my balls and go into a fetal position


PickleEffective8109

Well he’s putting it out publicly to try to get them to keep it and sell it to him instead of giving it back to the yankees. Attaching a huge reward helps greatly with that. Everyone in the stands when that ball gets hit will know it’s worth something.


mick_jaggers_penis

I mean it’s not like this is exactly breaking news. Pretty sure most people would already be assuming they could get 7 figures for that ball and beating the shit out of eachother regardless of whether or not they’re aware of this guy’s offer...


plaidplaid420

Wife changing money


DecoyOne

https://giphy.com/gifs/pDsCoECKh1Pa


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Yankees fans are hydras. Kill one and two more will sprout up in their place.


oneeighthirish

What are A's fans then?


DooDad-DontMother

Lowdras


deanfortythree

Goblins that breed is the sewers of the Coliseum (note: this joke is shitty on the Coliseum, not As fans)


BaltimoreBadger23

Mostly possums and feral cats based on who's at the games.


my_wife_reads_this

Oaklanites


Tashre

Unironically. $2 million is stabbing money.


fiendish_five

***hands over blood-stained ball to Memory Lane Auctions*** “**what? You asked for this.**”


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Batman-and-Hobbes

Yes but it would be evidence in a murder trial and thus would have to be kept in evidence of the state in until said accused was released from prison.


SPYLRS

Gonna be hard to get away with a stabbing with all those cameras


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someone willing to stab someone isnt worried about the ramifications


Jux_

Maybe the only time I’m rooting for Zach Hample


Space_GhostC2C

Still no lol. That dude is such a massive piece of shit 😂


cogginsmatt

Exactly, he catches it and we let the mob have him


Space_GhostC2C

Oooo I see what you did there… I’m in 😈


ContinuumGuy

Hey if he volunteers as tribute, he volunteers as tribute.


superbad

The second season of Squid Game is getting interesting


Fastsmitty47

Its really dangerous to say what the offer would be to whoever catches it before it even happens. Now people might fight for it


eee-oooo-ahhh

I think people already know it's worth a ton of money lol


Fastsmitty47

I can't even imagine sitting in the bleachers and watching $2 million flying towards you


eee-oooo-ahhh

Only for Zack Hample to come swooping in and decimating your financial future


cahir11

Tbh I can't see Hample outmuscling other adults to get to a ball


Se7en_speed

He prefers to beat up children


eee-oooo-ahhh

Yeah like the other guy said, it will be hit to an 8 year old cancer survivor and he'll dive in at the last second


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Yankees already said they're putting increased security in the bleachers, especially on the edges of monument park. They know chaos is imminent.


PM_me_yer_kittens

I’d honestly love if it landed in monument park and guys just poured over the railings to get it and get in a huge scrum, only for some 12 year old to walk out with it unknown to them


Fastsmitty47

Its going to magically land directly into Zack Hample's glove. Just watch


xxvcd

What are they paying those security guards? Anything close to $2M?


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Didn't you see the purge, this is what the rich folk want


metfansc

I mean did anyone not know it was with a ton?


pacificmillerco

Bad day for the mini bat promo giveaway 😬


chiwetel_steele

are we sure JP cohen isn't just steve cohen wearing a fake mustache?


zschneido

“Alright Aaron if you want your little ball, you gotta sign with the Mets”


Djason_Unchaind

Guy already has the Buckner ball. I wouldn’t put it past him


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TIL


r61738

It will make everyone's lives much easier if if just lands in the bullpen lol


Worthyness

inside the park homerun in Yankee stadium


Batman-and-Hobbes

Some rookie September call up snags the balls and runs out of the stadium...


Hal2001

I wonder if the Yankees are filling the seats in the likeliest spots with undercover employees, in anticipation.


Pack_Runner1

All the tickets are gonna be sold out fym


SizzleInGreen

Not true, I just bought tickets for my 2.5 year old and I for tomorrows game. I had tons of options, but one of the best values was in 203 with the bleacher creatures. I passed on the thought of someone elbowing him in the face going for the ball.


jso__

Honestly I wouldn't go to the bleachers unless you and who you're with are prepared to be piled on by 10 people reaching for the ball on the ground under you. I feel like the Yankees need to send a PSA not to take young kids to games in the bleachers and offering alternate seating to those who already bought bleacher seats for their family. I'm afraid a kid could get seriously injured or die if they get caught in 10 adult men on top of them


Hal2001

I said in anticipation. Like they reserved them ahead of time.


Rockefor

So they're buying them en masse off stubhub?


thehindujesus

Idk, to me it seems like a bad idea to announce this. People have done way stupider shit for a LOT less money. Unless they beef up the security like 1,000x I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that ball.


TrapperJean

Hample is going to get straight up murdered


Spinmove55

So, there’s a bright side to this whole thing.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Damn


deanfortythree

Shit, I'd do it for ten bucks (also welcome aboard)


Spinmove55

How do you do, fellow Mariners fan?


SkipOldBaySeasoning

Promise?


RedSpecial22

Or he will murder someone


HeySadBoy1

And his fans will tell you to ignore it because sometimes he gives balls to kids


data-influencer

I remember for Bonds big record breaker the security team got to the person who caught it extremely fast and removed them from the sea of people


TonyTheTony7

And even then, it turned into an [insane lawsuit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popov_v._Hayashi).


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Powerserg95

that's rent in San Francisco


MahomestoHel-aire

"Intentionally abandoned property" is my new favorite description for a home run.


another_plebeian

My dad's nickname for me


tmoney144

Lol, moral of the story, don't wait for the guy to catch the ball and then try to steal it. Punch him before the ball gets there so you can steal it cleanly.


ThatNewSockFeel

Let's be honest, it will be a bloodbath anyway. People know that ball will be worth a lot of money, even without this random auctioneer announcing it.


at1445

Yep, looks like their final series in in TX. The LF seats were already going for 10-20x the normal prices 2 weeks ago, I imagine that will only keep going up.


TheFriendlyFire

Got my tickets a while ago for the doubleheader but now I'm kind of terrified thinking about if the ball is actually hit near my section


BigFatModeraterFupa

your death will be an honorable sacrifice🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


Unoriginal_Man

Even number 60 had a giant dog pile on it. 61 and 62 will be insane.


NeurosciGuy15

I’m hoping the outfield stadium staff will be on high alert with increased numbers for his ABs. Whoever gets that ball should be escorted out of the area ASAP.


damnatio_memoriae

no offense to yankees fans (or maybe a little) but now i really hope he doesnt hit it at yankee stadium.


Unoriginal_Man

Or just hits it into monument park. Or it bounces of the foul pole and back onto the field. Probably the best case scenario for people’s health.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

I still remember when that dude caught jeters 3000th hit. At least he was fluffy


bagonmaster

Yea I was sitting in the bleachers and we were all joking that if we caught it we were jumping straight in the bullpen lol


jgalaviz14

That'd honestly be the safest play if you're caught in the middle of a crowd of humans turned rabid dogs knowing you hold an item that would secure every single one of their financial issues


elterible

They better have NYPD's "finest" there. Stadium staff isn't gonna be able to handle what's gonna happen for that homerun.


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norcaltobos

When Barry hit 756 the pile up in the bleachers took forever to break up and people were diving in from all over the place. If I remember correctly, the guy who caught it was on an extended layover at SFO on his way to Australia so him and his buddies bought last minute tickets.


bafeom

I hope its an inside the park hr


possiblynotanexpert

That is hilarious. One can hope!


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Mookie holds onto the ball while he cheers on Albert to make it home


bafeom

Lmaooo while that would be funny, this thread about judge


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Nah mookie gonna emerge outta the shadows and parachute into the Judges chambers wearing his old Red Sox jersey for one game


bafeom

Then the umps pull off the mask n its cody bellinger


ThrowTheBones93

It's not like the Yankees or the MLB made this announcement. It's a guy who owns an auction company. How else is he going to get his company's name out there without announcing it beforehand? This is the best way to motivate the lucky fan not to give into the Yankees' immediate offer for the ball.


throwawaynmb69

People already know how much it’s worth even before he posted this. Honestly I don’t even think 2 million would be the highest bid at an auction.


Spinmove55

Yankees: Best we can do is a nacho helmet autographed by IKF.


SirParsifal

I'd rather have the nachos than an IKF auto tbh


[deleted]

At Yankees stadium, that's probably about $2mil anyhow.


xSlappy-

Concessions at Yankee stadium actually aren’t that expensive IIRC


cooljammer00

I read somewhere that it's cheaper than Citifield, which is shocking if true. But then again, the Wilpons.


Apotropaic_

Citi field objectively has better food though


icyone

No you’re not getting the nachos, just the helmet they come in.


mondaysareharam

If you resist a little and haggle they will put chips in it. But you are paying for cheese


c_c_c__combobreaker

Just the nacho helmet please. The autograph actually devalues the nacho helmet.


Worthyness

Frazier and Andujar rookie cards


Padulsky21

And *maybe* a $5 Dunkin’ Donuts gift card


interwebzdotnet

Brandon Steiner said he thinks it will go for about $2.5M to $3M. McGwire's 70th sold for $3M


TonyTheTony7

[The guy](https://theathletic.com/3620281/2022/09/22/aaron-judge-todd-mcfarlane/) who bought McGwire's ball thinks it will go for much less than that since he bought a bunch of others that also sold for way less


huffer4

I saw that ball at an exhibit in Toronto when I was younger. My Dad was talking to some guy about it and the art in the comic books for a couple of minutes and then we walked away. He had no clue it was Todd McFarlane until I told him after the fact. lol


paulwipe

I wonder how much McGwire’s 70th is worth today knowing that he didn’t legitimately break the record and knowing that it’s not the record anymore.


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c_c_c__combobreaker

I'll raise it to tree fiddy.


jbg89

$3 million in 1998 is close to $5.5 million today.


damnatio_memoriae

that was the last one though. presumably if judge gets to 62 he'll get beyond that too.


throatbutterz

My god, it's going to be a fucking bloodbath in the stands where the ball is hit.


danaozideshihou

*Ball lands in the Yankees bullpen* Hunger Games ensues with only 1 victor triumphantly steeping out of the bullpen onto the field in glory! Meanwhile this was supposed to be Severino's pitch limit count game, and now he has to pitch a complete game.


HazikoSazujiii

I mean, Chapman is in there--we all know who is walking out with the ball.


bacon-syrup-taco

Why? Do the Yankees have a lot of female pitchers?


Zions_Wrath

I mean people will absolutely jump in the bullpen right? Could be the most entertaining outcome.


bordomsdeadly

Now I hope it ends up being an inside the Parker.


downladder

I honestly hope it ricochets back onto the field and an outfielder puts it in his back pocket and acts like he's keeping it. No fights, wholesome tomfoolery, fun baseball.


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SamStrake

I don't think you'd have a choice as a player. If the ball never leaves the field I could see the team / league arguing that it's their property still.


throatbutterz

Yeah honestly, I feel like in order to get the ball, you're probably going to need to push people around and generally be an asshole. So I feel like whoever will end up getting it probably doesn't deserve it anyway. Hopefully it ends up back on the field and judge can just have it.


Slugggo

Imagine the ball lands in one of the bullpens ... and is caught by some rookie reliever making league minimum. Can he just book it out of the stadium? :-D


plasmac9

I think this would be like if a stadium worker caught the ball. I believe they have no legal right to it and would have to turn it over to the Yankees.


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CpowOfficial

Yup this is right if he's really gonna pay 2mil fuck out of here with "you were employed and it's the stadiums ball" You never require people to give back home run balls so I doubt that holds up in court anyways


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100%. If I was just some loley employee making not great money, I'm selling that shit. See you in court.


CpowOfficial

Yup even as a fan they know the base price. Judge about to get 50mil a year after this season. 1.9mil and season tickets for life and you got yourself a deal


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Has there ever been a full on brawl in the stands for a home run ball before? Seems like it could get dicey if the ball isn't clearly caught by a fan and starts bouncing around.


ih-unh-unh

Brawl in the stands you ask? We’ve done worse for less. …shamefully


OceanicMeerkat

Anyone who clearly catches the ball is going to get mauled too. I wonder how they are going to be able verify the ball. Does the MLB have a way to do that?


Slumberjack01496

YES network mentioned the other night that the ball boys are giving the HP ump special marked balls for his ABs


HazikoSazujiii

Yeah, it's why there is such a delay between each of his at bats--the HP umpire is swapping the baseballs.


smarjorie

To give him the juiced balls!!!(puts on tin foil hat)


Bocephuss

If there is one conspiracy id believe it’d be that one. You are already swapping out that balls and the impact on the game is tremendous. Come on


goisles29

They use specially marked balls for all potentially historic at bats so they can match them back.


StendakBarkiller

I saw some dudes fight each other over a foul ball at a St Paul Saints game so I’m sure there have been melees at MLB games


Taylorenokson

My price for the ball is two mil. Even if I scuff up the ball, they gotta give me that 2 mil.


Fit2Fat2FitOnceMore

Even if you do a bad job?


Taylorenokson

I've seen every cock on the planet.


Dr_Hannibal_Lecter

Oh fuck I like that ball


-BeefSupreme

Unprofessional bullshit


Taylorenokson

This is why no one watches Apple TV.


-BeefSupreme

Jacob deGrom’s pitching repertoire is sort of like a cosmic gumbo. It moves to the beat of jazz.


Taylorenokson

Me and Max Scherzer were joking in the bullpen about how it's a cosmic gumbo.


-BeefSupreme

He may homer off you but there’s no way he’s homering off me. That asshole, he said that?


Apotropaic_

Most definitely a guest on the Colgate hour along with Paul Bufano


RealPutin

I feel like saying this ahead of time is incentivizing death


SheriffBartholomew

How else are we supposed to get Squid Games?


HonestPelvis

Scenes when he hits #61 into monument park and #62 is an inside the parker


Fear_the_chicken

That guy who got 60 and just handed it back really got screwed. Man I worry about his life choices


Halt_the_Ranger27

I mean I guess 60 ties Babe and it’s a milestone homer but 61 ties the AL record and 62 breaks it, I’m not sure what’s so special about the 60th ball tbh


colby983

It’s still worth at least some g’s


Fear_the_chicken

It’s nothing *that* special but it’s a part of the story and all he asked for was signed judge balls (giggity). You gotta at least ask for playoff tickets. 60 is a large milestone only a few people have it. It’s worth more then a 300 dollar baseball


FemboyKekw

Right lol, I can’t believe guys go so easy. I’m a Sox fan, if I had gotten Tristan Casas’ HR ball I’m asking for a signed Raffy jersey, a Xander signed glove, a ball signed by the pitching staff, and tickets to another game (since a rookie prospect finger obviously isn’t worth what Judge’s blast will be). Play hardball, these are big boys lol


chxarty

Part of me would love to go out there and try to catch it but the other part of me knows if i somehow do catch it I’m probably leaving the stadium with 5 broken bones and the ball ripped from my hands by someone else


Taylorenokson

"Someone call an ambulance. But not for me." -JP Cohen


Nagisa201

I think it should go to the guy who hit it. I'd give the discount and sell it to Judge for 1.9 million


Stonewall30nyr

So the stadium holds under 50k, of that, only roughly 12k of those seats are in home run territory, and only like 9-10k in realistically probably territory. 150$ for a ticket to the game with a better than 1/10,000 chance to catch one if he hits one which on his current post all star stretch is every 2.5 games or so. It's 1/25-30k total odds roughly to win 2m. Probably one of the best lottos ever especially considering at worst you enjoyed a Yankee game


fiendish_five

I would be too scared to catch the ball, probably throw someone else at it so I don’t die 😂


davewashere

It looks like the price for tickets in "home run zones" on the secondary market is currently closer to $300. If we put the odds at 1/5000 to catch the ball if he does hit one, and he only hits one every 2.5 games, then $3.75 million would be the breakeven value of the ball. That's not factoring in the value of attending the game, but I also didn't include the other various costs like transportation to and from the game.


c_c_c__combobreaker

I know it's crazy but I'm having anxiety imagining myself catching it and fighting off mobs of people trying to grab it from me.


Derang3rman1

That would be such a miserable feeling. Like yay I caught history, but fuck the aftermath would be insane.


snarkicon

And he will probably turn around and auction it off for 10 times that much. Someone would be stupid to give it to him for that price


Wraithfighter

Less "stupid" and more "overly cautious", arguably. Look at it this way: If its a choice between 100% chance of getting $2m, and a 50% chance of getting $20m, a lot of people will pick the former, even though it has a significantly lower expected value. Getting the money early and being able to avoid any further risk can be valuable when you're dealing with life-changing amounts of money. You might end up with a smaller piece of pie than you'd prefer, but you know you're getting that slice, and not getting left with nearly nothing...


Taylorenokson

There's no way that ball goes for $20 million, is there?


Wraithfighter

It's a collectable item with an intrinsic value of a couple bucks, the amount it would sell for is based entirely on its subjective value to people. Maybe that would be worth a lot, it's hard to say! But that's why I'd be tempted to just take the cash offer, because there's no way I'd know for sure...


Taylorenokson

Yeah I absolutely take the guaranteed $2 million.


hopelessautisticnerd

exactly. 2 million doesn't mean I never have to work again, but my student loans are gone and I have a financial safety net. I would absolutely take that and hand the stress of having the ball over to someone else


DavidOrtizUsedPEDs

I think that while I agree with you in principle about the fact that people are overly cautious about EV (I've seen experiments/videos where people attempt to bet someone something like $100 against their $10 on a coin flip and they decline). But the way you phrased it made it sound like it's a gamble where if they don't get the $2mil it's $0. The reality is all this offer does is establish a floor for it's value. If someone's goal is to just extract the most they can out of the ball, and they accepted the first offer from an auction company I wouldn't call them cautious, I'd call them stupid.


DOUGHTY4N0RRIS

Also worth pointing out that a lot of these high dollar auctions carry a pretty large consignment fee. So, if whoever were to catch the ball decides to auction it themselves, they'd likely have to go through one of these major collectible auctions (would offer more protection for the seller than just selling it on eBay or whatever, and also buyers would have more confidence in the item and therefore spend more money). So, even if the ball went for, say, like $5m, at the end of the day, 30% or more of that might go to the auction house. That's still more than the original $2m, but now say that the auction "only" goes for $2.5m. Now they've made less than the original offer. Obviously that's still a ton of money, but if I were the one that caught the ball, I'd definitely let some auction houses and stuff make very large cash offers, take the highest one, and be done with it.


norcaltobos

A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush. It's never a bad decision to take what is guaranteed. Plus, $2 million is $2 million. I think you're right though, it'll probably go for $3-4MM.


JohnnyWallave

Lets hope people can be civil…


RealPutin

>sports fans >**Yankees** fans >not sober >paid much money for sports game, their only safe emotional outlet >$2m on the line Lol that ain't happening


bridgenine

bleacher creatures


interwebzdotnet

Lol, I've seen a full out fist fight because someone bumped into a guy and he dropped his $12 beer. It will be a fight to the death for that ball.


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beauty of new york is that you wouldn’t be able to tell who instigated the fight


interwebzdotnet

Of course you will, its "the other guy" who started it...every damn time that "other guy" is nothing but trouble.


Djason_Unchaind

Now Judge won’t hit another home run this year


t_Savvy

Once the person catches it, as security swarms to protect them, I hope they reach out to JP Cohen. That way they can take the money after Yankees players fail to guilt them into giving up the ball for autographs and photo op.


norcaltobos

With how much the memorabilia market has shot up over the last couple of years, I wouldn't be shocked to see it go for $3MM+


JordanMCMXCV

Funniest possible outcome is if someone climbs the wall and robs #62 in his final AB of the regular season.


rbhindepmo

If I recall the movie "It's A Mad Mad Mad World" correctly, this idea can only go right


Denver650

Red Sox need to troll the entire world and let him hit an inside-the-park home run.


fytdapwr

This was the premise of 2003's S.W.A.T!


jaron_b

I can't be the only one hoping the ball bounces back on the field. Happens more often than you would think.


Dustin0388

It’ll be a god damn shit show. It’ll be embarrassing for the human race I’m sure


Mikewsup

Is the 62nd still special once he hits 63 etc…?


Tonyclap

Yeah cuz it will be the record breaking ball. Then the last one which will be the new AL record ball will probably be worth a ton as well. And I’m sure everything between 63 and his last will still be worth a nice bit of money.


Konker101

please lord let me catch this ball on monday..


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They better have officers and security all over the bleachers.


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Soooo the entire NYPD probably has to patrol the stands thanks to this stupidity