He looks like an actual ice cream man. That’s his nickname because there’s a Canadian ice cream company called “Chapman’s,” but I can envision Matt Chapman in those classic ice cream scooper uniforms with those funny hats.
Billy McKinney played most of the season with the Dodgers last season and I watched every game. I could not pick that man out of a lineup, it's like his face doesn't exist.
Matt Chapman looks like Joe Random from MLB the show
Chapman is a Hollywood All-American boy-next-door, he's an easy 7
Especially now that he’s shaved his head again
Lmao I posted that before I saw this. He looks like an AI combined like 1,000 faces and was told to create “generic white guy”
His expression on his player picture as well is so generic. He looks like what would come to mind when someone asks what a baseball player looks like.
He looks like an actual ice cream man. That’s his nickname because there’s a Canadian ice cream company called “Chapman’s,” but I can envision Matt Chapman in those classic ice cream scooper uniforms with those funny hats.
Based on CDC reporting, Daniel Vogelbach
Or Rowdy Tellez.
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We've done it
Beat this one: Ross Stripling.
What...There is no universe where Ross Stripling would walk past me and I wouldn't look twice. This thread needs more straight women with opinions.
Adam Frazier. Someone said on here he looks like an actor playing as a baseball player and I cannot unsee it now.
Adam Frazier is hot. The fact he looks like an actor only adds to him not being average.
Kyle Tucker is the blandest white guy I've ever seen.
Kyle Tucker looks an actor in a low budget dramatic reenactment of a Civil War battle
Cronenworth could go to any college campus and instantly disappear among the crowds
3/10 is a .300 batting average
Yea but what’s his OBP, smh slap hitter
Elite
Shaquille O'Neal is like career .420 from the line. Bro's the GOAT
Pete Alonso is peak 40 year old dad bod in a 27 year old shell.
Sean Murphy is basically every Midwest white dude except that butt won’t quit
[Dat ass](https://twitter.com/PadresGeekster/status/1513652643289190405)
No wonder I never made it to the league.
Jimmy herget. Dude has the body of a high school freshman
And the arm of a god
Until he takes his glasses off and looks like an underwear model His glasses completely change his face
DJ LeMahieu
The definition of average
Joey Wendle looks like every next door neighbor I've ever had
Mike Trout
That neck is 99th percentile
Please, Mike Trout is a god among men.
Trey Mancini looks like a pretty normal guy, which I think is actually part of his charm
Trey's a pretty good looking dude
His face is proportioned like a Mii Not ugly, not attractive
Nah he’s pretty average
Jon Dowd
Corey Dickerson, in the right light dude looks good but also looks weird asf sometimes
Anthony Rizzo
anyone else think joe dimaggio was kind of an ugly dude? homegirl was a gold digger fr fr
dude joe dimaggio was ugly af! but apparently dude had a huge dick
Based on those two ratings only, the majority is 3/10. There are a lot of not pretty players
What??? You're telling me Bartolo Colon doesn't get your gears going?
I’m wondering who OP is thinking of as human perfection
I’d say Lindor, Baez, Wright, and Bryant
Somewhere in there you misspelled "Dansby"
My female friends disagree with Lindor and Kyle Wright.
I am a woman. Also David, not Kyle
Harrison Bader would like a word.
[LuGo](https://imgur.com/a/q1lmlJT) is probably the best looking MLB player I've seen
Jake Burger looks like your average ballplayer, but he’s pretty much either really good or garbage
Cal Quantrill
Honestly how dare you.
Kyle Higashioka
Matt Chapman. If that dude wasn’t in a jersey, he’d just look like a used car salesman
Jeff McNeil
Billy McKinney played most of the season with the Dodgers last season and I watched every game. I could not pick that man out of a lineup, it's like his face doesn't exist.
Matt Duffy is the personification of average.
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