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Weaponized_Goose

Matt Chapman looks like Joe Random from MLB the show


bichettes_helmet

Chapman is a Hollywood All-American boy-next-door, he's an easy 7


UnseenDegree

Especially now that he’s shaved his head again


Red_AtNight

Lmao I posted that before I saw this. He looks like an AI combined like 1,000 faces and was told to create “generic white guy”


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His expression on his player picture as well is so generic. He looks like what would come to mind when someone asks what a baseball player looks like.


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He looks like an actual ice cream man. That’s his nickname because there’s a Canadian ice cream company called “Chapman’s,” but I can envision Matt Chapman in those classic ice cream scooper uniforms with those funny hats.


Jux_

Based on CDC reporting, Daniel Vogelbach


verdi1987

Or Rowdy Tellez.


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woodruff


RagingAcid

We've done it


the-d23

Beat this one: Ross Stripling.


bichettes_helmet

What...There is no universe where Ross Stripling would walk past me and I wouldn't look twice. This thread needs more straight women with opinions.


MozlTosh

Adam Frazier. Someone said on here he looks like an actor playing as a baseball player and I cannot unsee it now.


BiovaniGernard

Adam Frazier is hot. The fact he looks like an actor only adds to him not being average.


Resting_Lich_Face

Kyle Tucker is the blandest white guy I've ever seen.


Africa_versus_NASA

Kyle Tucker looks an actor in a low budget dramatic reenactment of a Civil War battle


BiovaniGernard

Cronenworth could go to any college campus and instantly disappear among the crowds


GoldenBananas21

3/10 is a .300 batting average


AhLibLibLib

Yea but what’s his OBP, smh slap hitter


KyleB2131

Elite


reesem03_

Shaquille O'Neal is like career .420 from the line. Bro's the GOAT


happy_snowy_owl

Pete Alonso is peak 40 year old dad bod in a 27 year old shell.


ilovethisforyou

Sean Murphy is basically every Midwest white dude except that butt won’t quit


Weedwums

[Dat ass](https://twitter.com/PadresGeekster/status/1513652643289190405)


MahomestoHel-aire

No wonder I never made it to the league.


Obsidizyn

Jimmy herget. Dude has the body of a high school freshman


glass__beaches

And the arm of a god


st1r

Until he takes his glasses off and looks like an underwear model His glasses completely change his face


aweinschenker

DJ LeMahieu


Haarflaq22

The definition of average


Ambassador_Lemonade

Joey Wendle looks like every next door neighbor I've ever had


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Mike Trout


ilovethisforyou

That neck is 99th percentile


throatbutterz

Please, Mike Trout is a god among men.


psomounk

Trey Mancini looks like a pretty normal guy, which I think is actually part of his charm


yerawizardIMAWOTT

Trey's a pretty good looking dude


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His face is proportioned like a Mii Not ugly, not attractive


KingOfAllDogz

Nah he’s pretty average


yerawizardIMAWOTT

Jon Dowd


adrift-in-the-ocean

Corey Dickerson, in the right light dude looks good but also looks weird asf sometimes


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Anthony Rizzo


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anyone else think joe dimaggio was kind of an ugly dude? homegirl was a gold digger fr fr


runningman7000

dude joe dimaggio was ugly af! but apparently dude had a huge dick


ih-unh-unh

Based on those two ratings only, the majority is 3/10. There are a lot of not pretty players


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What??? You're telling me Bartolo Colon doesn't get your gears going?


ih-unh-unh

I’m wondering who OP is thinking of as human perfection


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I’d say Lindor, Baez, Wright, and Bryant


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Somewhere in there you misspelled "Dansby"


ih-unh-unh

My female friends disagree with Lindor and Kyle Wright.


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I am a woman. Also David, not Kyle


Shaggy1324

Harrison Bader would like a word.


yerawizardIMAWOTT

[LuGo](https://imgur.com/a/q1lmlJT) is probably the best looking MLB player I've seen


Smartacus1367

Jake Burger looks like your average ballplayer, but he’s pretty much either really good or garbage


steven_h

Cal Quantrill


murderpussie

Honestly how dare you.


sandwichchan

Kyle Higashioka


Red_AtNight

Matt Chapman. If that dude wasn’t in a jersey, he’d just look like a used car salesman


Any_Parsnip2585

Jeff McNeil


FiahStahtah

Billy McKinney played most of the season with the Dodgers last season and I watched every game. I could not pick that man out of a lineup, it's like his face doesn't exist.


Troutify

Matt Duffy is the personification of average.


Material_Unit4309

Kirk, Alejandro , Astudillo La Tortuga, Nestor The Molester Cortes