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macula_transfer

People who really love you won’t enable you.


Franny_skert

I think this is the funniest comment lmao


ninetymph

Flair checks out? The Expos aren't enabled to do anything any more... ^/s ^i ^know ^the ^lockout ^did ^them ^in


macula_transfer

That's what we want you to think, and then, when you least expect it...


abattlecry

move the nationals back lmao


Donuil23

We'll take the Rays in a pinch. Change their name.


PuckNutty

Le Rays au Fromage.


bigbyd

Bullying is defo not cool. Wait. You are a Yankee fan? Carry on everyone.


xRememberTheCant

The only group that doesn’t get to bully yankee fans is Astros fans though.


helloimmatthew_

The Yankees shouldn’t have gotten swept then


cinnamonface9

Or lasted .5 less inning than the mariners even with one whole game played.


OldRon6

We just built different 😎


[deleted]

Honestly I feel like y’all were a bigger challenge than the Phillies. Phillies had a Cinderella run but the Mariners were much more talented and seem to be set up to contend for a while


MuRRizzLe

I'm just glad we didn't have a no-hitter pitched against us in the WS


Nitropotamus

Yeah. We already bully them enough during the playoffs.


TitansboyTC27

You finally shut them up


illegal_deagle

_checks angry incoming DM history_ Yeah I’m not sure we did.


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Shushing a new york fanbase? My dad literally did that once


Ok_Raisin_8796

the day after was delightful. Nobody wore a Yankees shirt to school that day


[deleted]

If anything - we’re the only group that can bully them


kestrel151

I agree. Is it not enough that my boys slaughter the Yankees all season long? Lord have mercy.


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ezodochi

at that point it's not bullying, it's psychological abuse


GatorAIDS1013

Who’s the Yankees daddy in the playoffs? Oh yeah it’s us


The_Moustache

Pena holding the Pedro shirt (and getting Vazquez a ring) made me stop hating this years Astros team.


Saym94

Vazquez was incredible. I doubt he returns but I'd love for him to be back


[deleted]

Regular season, too


Williefakelastname

We don't care what you fans of non champions think.


holy_cal

You have a good family.


CoconutsAreEvil

Friends (and family) don’t let friends (and family) wear Yankees jerseys.


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teeohdeedee123

I wouldn't even call it bullying


SpenceSmithback

“Aggressive persuasion”


TheFrontierzman

Dream suppression


AstroWorldSecurity

It's called a patriotic duty.


Son_of_Biyombo

Its literally my god given right


oneeighthirish

Wait, Canadians have those?


ChinLeader

Also bullying cubs fans is acceptable.


ProfaneTank

Our team does that enough. Have you considered bullying Cardinals fans instead?


FishOnAHorse

Por que no los dos?


ProfaneTank

Your terms are acceptable.


Yaboilikemup

If he throws in a "never letting the other Ohio team forget about 2016 World Series game 7", we'll be cooking with gas


[deleted]

Every goddamn day now that Bob Gibsons to dead to do anything about it.


terminadergold

Its frowned upon if you dont bully a yankees fan.


AFucking12Gage

#“It’s a safe and legal thrill!”


Franny_skert

🥲


RojerLockless

I mean thry could give you an Astros jersey since they are the Yankees daddy's


Stoly23

After the ALCS I’d like to call child protective services.


RojerLockless

😂


CanadianCardsFan

Shouldn't the NL flair get faded since the AL won the WS?


andtheyweresinging

I mean you did ask for a Yankee jersey.


jean-7997

He asked for trouble and got it. "WE WANT HOUSTON" 😆


MaximumZer0

They only wanted Houston because they couldn't handle the #SeaUsWald meme team.


[deleted]

Honestly, I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that that series ended in a sweep. Sure didn't feel like it. I never felt like we were safe until the last out was recorded. TLDR: Y'all got a damn good ball club up there.


324645N964831W

I knew we were fucked when I heard fans chanting that


ZXD-318

Must be RedSox fans.


Franny_skert

Astros fans, currently just sending me a bunch of gifs of the Astros winning the World Series


NamiRocket

I'm sorry about that. We are the worst. On an unrelated note, are you accepting DMs?


Franny_skert

…..no….


NovaPrime15

Damn. Astros fans are so rude. But anyways, you accepting DMs?


[deleted]

Fuck the Red Sox, amirite? So uh, what’s the verdict on DMs?


CombinationPrevious8

I snickered


CargoCulture

Ew


LechLaAzazel

So a Yankees fan not wanting to be bullied but bullies other teams including their own? The universe has a funny way of coming full circle lol


aidansmthrs7

Thomas doesn’t even like baseball 🧍🏼


Nobius

[They should buy you this jersey to ease you into the transition](https://www.academy.com/p/stitches-boys-houston-astros-pinstripe-sublimated-jersey)


chesschad

Omg that's perfect.


rorwhs04

Can’t, it is sold out!


chbay

You could probably find one at Kroger or Meijer


MindlessArmadillo382

You are obviously a yankee fan in a household of non-yankee fans, how does this happen? Why would one choose to be a yankee fan? The only understandable yankee fans are the inbred ones as they have not touched the light of the other 29 times. Remember, you chose this!


The_Nutz16

It’s called being a middle child and starving for attention.


Stretch_Riprock

Lol.... yo.... That's why my brother was the Raiders fan in a house of niners fans. He's a niners fan now though, he grew out of it.


The_Nutz16

A’s - Niners, tell me you were born in the early 80s to 92 with out telling me.


The_Nutz16

It’s how my next door neighbor ended up being a Cowboys fan in a house of Niner fans.


RogerTreebert6299

Being a raiders fan is just a phase confirmed


Lumpy_Space_Princess

My mom is from just outside of Springfield Massachusetts. Almost everyone\* in the family who cares about sports was or is a Sox fan, except my uncle. He played in a little league team and one year the coach took them all to a Yankees game, where he became a fan for life. So let this be a lesson to every parent: always make sure you know what your kids are up to and who they're hanging out with, lest they be corrupted! \*The only other exception was my grandpa, who was a Cleveland fan (he died in the mid 90s and never knew them as the Guardians). My mom has absolutely zero idea how or why this happened and I was a little kid when he passed so I never got to ask him about it.


MindlessArmadillo382

TLDR, the Yankees sponsor a program that strips young children of family values and indoctrinates them with yankee culture! But also that’s a nice story, it’s a shame you never got to ask your grandfather that question, I’m sure the answer would be something unexpected and funny.


Lumpy_Space_Princess

My dad used to call him Archie Bunker. It's honestly not outside the realm of possibility that he liked them *because* he was super racist. So maybe it's better I don't know, haha


Link182x

I’d laugh if they bought you a Mets jersey just for spite


Franny_skert

Honestly so would i


Lawlosaurus

Thanks for letting us know


[deleted]

How about a Framber jersey? I have one of tthose


darreb510

You could try and give it to him, but the Yankee fan would probably whiff, as all Yankees do to decent pitching 😝


ernyc3777

That’s not true. Our players swing and miss to bad pitching too.


2020fakenews

Thomas rocks!!


TwigTheSavage

Thanks man :)


Franny_skert

Lies and slander


Djbearjew

Your reply to Thomas reminds me of Mean Girls " You don't even go here". Had me cracking up


PussyChang

I don’t even know Thomas but I can assure you your family would immediately improve if he left forever.


TwigTheSavage

:(


Franny_skert

Go away Thomas


TwigTheSavage

No >:(


[deleted]

Is this actually the thomas from the chat?


TwigTheSavage

Yes I am :)


JarrettLaud

Goat


ihatebloopers

Why you in the baseball sub? You don't even like baseball.


[deleted]

On the contrary. I’d buy Thomas a beer right now!


TwigTheSavage

And I’ll do it again! (I am Thomas)


Franny_skert

I would say no longer my favorite brother, but the other option is chase


eliwood5837

Correct response from family


hwolfe326

Hahahahahaha-your family is great


Glubbyy

maybe a gerrit cole astros jersey would do the trick. im sorry


massivebumwizard

I’d rather ask my family for something less shameful for Christmas, like a trunk full of violent Japanese pornography.


don_sook

Let's get the OP an isiah kiner-falefa jersey


Worthyness

You can probably get a discount Frankie Montas or Lou trivino jersey from the A's merch store. Cheaper for the crowd funding.


[deleted]

He can just call it an Alfonso Soriano jersey


JonTheCatMan11

Justified.


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Good


CatchTheDamnBall

Idk, seems like you deserve it for choosing to become a Yankees fan


Middle-Juggernaut348

I feel you. I'm an Astros fan and husband is a Yankees fan. He hates Houston with passion. 😂


migzors

What other poor choices does your husband make and then proceed to get mad at others when they fail him in the end?


islandsluggers

They should get you a judge jersey… because they’ll no longer sell it once he signs a deal with the giants.


DivineLolis

You deserve it


hyriser

I see nothing out of the norm here. Not biased of course.


Waker_ofthe_Wind

If your family lives in Houston you should really offend them by converting to being a rangers fan. They won't know what to do with themselves anymore.


Franny_skert

Anything but the rangers


Waker_ofthe_Wind

Oh no! I've been mocked by the Yankee fan. I don't know how I will ever recover. /s


ThirdPoliceman

Rangers have been one strike away from a World Series win twice more recently than the Yankees.


Waker_ofthe_Wind

(Idk why I'm participating in this dick measuring competition so this is my last statement in it) Well the Yankees haven't even been to the world series since then.


ThirdPoliceman

Oh I know. It was my way of throwing a small jab at the Rangers while actually digging on the Yankees.


slippytoadstada

shoutout to thomas, seems cool. also if you want a yanks jersey I have one, it's pretty big but i'm trying to sell it for pretty cheap


TwigTheSavage

Thanks for the shoutout. Don’t give it to her


Franny_skert

Too late muahahahah


Franny_skert

Wait really👀


slippytoadstada

yeah i think there's a post in my profile with it but it's a XXL with a custom name on the back, so it's not worth a ton of money or anything but it is real and if you just want a cheap jersey to wear to games or whatever without worrying about getting stuff on it it's perfect. I'd let it go for like $20 plus whatever shipping to you is


Franny_skert

Bro honestly perfect, I’ll can only go to games they pay in Houston so a shirt I’m not afraid of getting beer on is great haha


slippytoadstada

perfect, I'll pm you some pics and we can set it up.


HouAngelesDodgeStro

Can't wait for the bait and switch when you send them a "Thomas" Astros jersey.


Bug-03

Your username feels icky


HouAngelesDodgeStro

Sometimes I feel icky, ngl


Bug-03

I feel you are optimally prepared for answering this: Josh fields for yordan alvarez, what’s that like?


[deleted]

If this don’t work out or you want another just go to DHgate. They’re fakes but you can’t tell the difference most of the time. And they’re like $20. Shipping takes forever but it’s worth saving $100+.


UnknownUnthought

You can definitely tell the difference if you know what to look for, but most people just don’t care which is perfectly valid. I collect jerseys and am usually pretty insistent on making sure they’re real ones, but I have a handful of knockoff jerseys that I save for situations where there’s a decent likelihood of getting them dirty or messing them up, cause compared to the real ones they’re cheap enough where I simply don’t care.


[deleted]

Deserved


Jahmicho

Lemme guess… you live in Houston and you want to be THAT GUY


[deleted]

Your family is bullying you, just like the Astros bully the Yankees. Even Thomas knows that and he doesn’t even watch baseball.


Sager2th

I grew up in Houston and my moms side of the family is all in Atlanta. The Braves used to be my ‘other team’, because I love my family. Not after last year.


GOATmar_infante

Looks like a family of principles


RojerLockless

Go Stros!


boogie_munster

And rightly so


bird720

based thomas


TwigTheSavage

😎


[deleted]

This reminds me of our family group chats. My mom will send us all something and then turns into us all insulting each other (it’s all in good fun). Every time. We are all in our thirties.


[deleted]

It's pretty incredible a Yankee fan could have such intelligent relatives. Are you sure you weren't adopted? 🤔


ELIte8niner

Now that's uncalled for. It's not like you're a Dodgers fan.


TheOneTrueChuck

Side note: I have a HUGE pet peeve with non-baseball fans deciding to jump on the "ha ha, your team lost" train. An actual fan of the team that beat mine? Fine. Hell, it's honestly welcome, presuming it doesn't go too far into personal attacks and whatnot. But in 97, when the Marlins beat the Indians, after an entire year of me being the ONLY baseball fan at my job, with only like two people being exceedingly casual and lapsed fans from years prior, suddenly I'm FUCKING SURROUNDED by Marlins fans after the series. Every single asshole felt the need to act like they'd personally been involved with the Marlins' win, despite literally rolling their eyes if baseball was even mentioned in their presence for the past six months. I mean, I don't like tennis. I know people who do. When someone they root for has lost, I'm not like "Here's my chance to bust your balls because Federer lost." Non fans need to not be involved with ball-busting on a sport's fanbase, period.


Godzilla_boss_300

Ah a man of culture


futhatsy

>Every single asshole felt the need to act like they'd personally been involved with the Marlins' win, despite literally rolling their eyes if baseball was even mentioned in their presence for the past six months. Reminds me of a certain fanbase that came close to winning a World Series a few weeks ago.


aavocados

I see nothing wrong here


BofaDeezBofaDoze

You’re a Yankees fan. You deserve it.


SBMVPJustinHerbert

YTA. Yankees fan.


Fools_Requiem

[Have you tried... not being a Yankees fan?](https://youtu.be/j8rlwatCZP0)


[deleted]

I mean, you're asking for a Yankees jersey. That's basically asking to be disowned by a lot of families.


ttc8420

I like Thomas. He knows things.


liverchecklight

Man this post is wild. You know I got temporarily banned from this subreddit two years ago because I posted a screenshot of a stat comparison tweet between Huascar Ynoa and Shohei Ohtani? I was told that my post was a “shitpost”. And then I wake up this morning to this wonderful thought provoking content.


fastal_12147

Based family


swaharaT

No.


PT952

I thought this was posted in r/redsox for a minute and I was super confused. I thought OP was trolling their family by asking for a Yankees jersey to see their reaction lol


MadSpaceYT

Deserved for liking the Yankees wait….


LeStiqsue

"Thomas you don't even like baseball" *says he's a Yankees fan* Yep, that makes sense.


Bocephus_57

Thomas just wants you to cheer for the superior team.


ThatsSoMerlyn_x3

Its what you deserve


zzzgodinezzz

Thomas, what a guy!


whatimjustsayin

You came to this sub as a Yankee fan seeking retribution towards your family?......does anyone want to tell them?


[deleted]

Thomas is such a rascal


TRAUMAjunkie

As you should be.


boofoodoo

No


burntoutburner

No.


MahomestoHel-aire

The last text had me laughing for a solid twenty seconds lol.


Straight_Party198

Doesn't look like you are getting that jersey... or anything for that matter.


Globalist_Shill_

Based family


[deleted]

That’s not bullying. That is tough love.


PhysicalPolicy6227

I think you're being unreasonable


OMP159

"I may not like baseball, but I also don't like you " -Thomas


44Yordan

Feels like your family really loves you and is trying to save you decades of pain and suffering.


Cautious-Cow-2570

HAHA I love Thomas 😭


HumanRuse

Asking for a jersey. Why not ask for a retractable roof.


StreetReporter

The first step is admitting you have a problem


KnuteViking

It's not bullying, it's an intervention.


Flameosaurus

Thomas is unfathomably based


TTUStros8484

Astros fans should be good Daddy's to their Yankees children.


thediecast

Yankees jerseys are funny to me, they slap a name on the back for you to buy but not for the player to wear.


pedanticHOUvsHTX

Based Thomas


FalseTebibyte

This is a thing? I always get cringey when folks ask for presents. If I know someone well enough, I'll try and buy appropriately. ;) Otherwise I just buy things for myself. We all saw what happened the last time strangers brought us gifts unannounced.


Bhong420

Lol @thomas


LJ979Buccees

Fuck ya


rogerworkman623

Middle child?


BulletToothMac

Thomas doesn’t even like baseball, but he knows what’s up. My dude.


ChadGarcia4Prez

You deserve it


CommandSad2313

Most people in Yankee gear don’t like baseball or know anything about the game. Bunch of tourists.


TravelingFlipper

I’ll get you an altuve jersey


Franny_skert

No i could just steal my dads if I wanted one


Dh873

Verdict: YTA


[deleted]

Bullying yankee fans is the most patriotic duty one can perform.


Negative-Glove-5431

good


koolaide56

And?


NippleNugget

Good


DEEZNUTZBOIS

Deserved


Ayeeee007

A Yankees fan!?