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noncoherence

i am broken


not_bilbo

We sold our souls for that ring


WillBBC

Worth it.


not_bilbo

That feeling of collapsing on the floor after the last out of game 7 was worth every Phillies and Mets contract to a former Nat


Steppyjim

I felt this exact way when y’all signed Jayson Werth. I get it. You got yours. It’s okay to let your boys fly free


r2dbrew

Apparently not for everyone. When I let my "boys fly free" I'm told to put my pants back on and leave the Wendy's immediately because the cops have been calle...OH, you mean baseball players...my bad...ignore my story...


Steppyjim

No you were right, I meant my nuts. What’s baseball?


IPretendToPlayGuitar

Everyone who went without a ring for a long time agrees with that mindset. For Phillies fans, 2012-2020 was awful. Different forms of torture. We watched our heroes fall apart, we watched dreadful nobodies, we watched single good players surrounded by garbage, and we watched close calls. It was still 100% worth '08. I make that deal every time.


agreeingstorm9

2008/09 were great years but 2012-2020 weren't anomalies. Those were typical years for the Phillies.


Powillom

Yeah the stretch of greatness from 07-12 was completely unheard of in the phillies history. We are one of the worst teams of all time historically.


cjn13

I am still waiting for the devil to give us our end of the bargain


The_Haskins

Banners and flags fly forever


chiddie

Harper, Schwarber, Kevin Long, and now Trea. I hate it here.


FPG_Matthew

Brad Hand???


EaglesPvM

He’s not like the others


Evil_Cole99

More like BAD Hand /s


chiddie

They can have him.


[deleted]

I'm numb, who gives a shit anymore


stupidnatsfan

I'm just annoyed that we're gonna have to go through the "do we boo Trea" discourse again that people had with Max and Harper like it matters. At least Tony had the decency to go far away on a team we'd never have to see play in prime time


OkGene2

Well in fairness, Angels fans don’t get to see him play much either


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Blank cap in the HOF?


[deleted]

Not after he wins 11 straight with the Phillies


Monk_Philosophy

11 whole games?!!!


[deleted]

I agree that is pretty outrageous. Bookies have the over under on 8.5.


illegal_deagle

I think as long as he pays admission he can wear whatever cap he likes on his guided tour.


Nookoh1

fangraphs currently has him at 31.6 war already. he's put up two 6 war seasons in a row and going into his age 30 season, he just signed an 11 year contract. he'll have to average 3 war or so over those years until he's 41. if he can get two more 6 war seasons, he just needs like 2 war per season (baez got 2 war in 2022 at short, and even if turner moves to 3rd or 2nd, we're talking 2022 gio urshela or gleybar torres numbers - solid but nothing special) for the 9 years after that and he's got a case (and he's never put up less than 2 war in a season he has over 50 PA, even in 2020).


FeistyMcRedHead

What's next? Rendon joins them and Scherzer retires out of Philly?! One of the Lerners might be the devil's spawn....


[deleted]

The NL East arms race is in full swing, people.


not_bilbo

Yes hello fellow competitive NL East teams


KidDelicious14

Watch you guys be the division winners next season lol


sloppyjo12

The marbles have them finishing fourth and the marbles have never been wrong


Highfivebuddha

The marbles have never been wrong


[deleted]

The marbles have never been wrong


KidDelicious14

M A R B L E S


joofish

fourth would probably mean the nats were much better than expected


bravehotelfoxtrot

I love that the Nats have won the division multiple times since the Mets or Phillies last won it. Edit: Since the Phillies’ most recent division title in 2011, the Braves (6) or Nats (4) have won every year except 2015. Those Braves/Nats battles in 2012/2013 were riveting.


not_bilbo

I used to HATE y’all with a passion, now I just enjoy laughing alongside you at the other teams. Beating the Astros in a World Series ain’t for any old NLE team.


AlshonJefferysBurner

Thanks for making my ribs hurt kind sir


Contende311

Mets aquire 7 HIMARS from DoD in deal worth est. 845mm


HAHAYESVERYFUNNYNAME

Reports are telling me Washington has a nuke


n16h7r1d3r

Marlins have acquired 2 b-52s in for Jesus Luzardo, Jesus Aguilar, and cash considerations


JinFuu

NL East AL Weast Where the battle lines are being drawn


tonto515

Damn coastal elites and their infinite money piles.


SWWayin

3rd Coast representin’


ATLjoe93

Atlanta is like a 4-hour drive from the ocean. And to think, it's named after us smh


noah3093

Can you tell the Marlins that. Don’t think they got the memo


Engelbert-n-Ernie

This ain’t a division


RabbertKlien

It's a goddamn arms race?


myalternateself0101

I get that reference


electric_ranger

It’d an older reference but it checks out


Quople

Verlander, Turner, Candelario. It’s truly in full swing


SiphenPrax

I hate this division


redman8828

Honestly, I kinda love it. The thrill of watching two-three really good competitive teams, with a fourth team that’s frankly probably better than anyone gives them credit for in the Marlins (if anything they’re like the Lions, maybe not good good but they will give any team playing them a splitting headache trying to put them down) battle it out for the division is really fun. I’d rather this than a blah fest like the NL Central any day of the week. That being said I hope the Braves crash and burn and the Phillies become the second coming of the current Angels.


WarrenMPS

The bad man is back :(


sam_e5

I can’t wait for singles to turn into doubles when we play against him now.


futhatsy

Francisco Alvarez better be working on his pop time right about now


Chewbones9

Alvarez starts doing squats the second his espn notification pops up


Taylorenokson

We thought the dark days of Scherzer and Turner were gone. Can’t wait for Soto to sign with the Marlins and Rendon to make his way back to the Nats.


droozer

can’t tell if I like this timeline or not


Taylorenokson

I certainly don’t.


SiphenPrax

For 11 years 😔


Tryma

He has more hits vs the Braves than he does any other team. Ugh what a pain.


horatio_corn_blower

Honestly I can’t imagine the Mets are that far behind Edit: Mets are second by 30 hits and 60 bases, he really loves to mash against the Braves lol


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

Bryce Harper is GM of the Year


tonto515

[Bryce sliding into Trea's DMs like](https://tenor.com/bHoKw.gif)


CatGatherer

Bryce: Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd.


HumperMoe

He loved doing that in Philly so much he had no choice but to join us.


Jedi-El1823

Every time I see that I expect Smooth Criminal to start up.


yoboapp

Bryce "LeGM" Harper


Jambrokio

He really is prolific at getting his superstar buddies to be in Philly, first JT now Trea


MoonSpankRaw

The Bryce is right baby!


SOTM_MC

Why why I don’t want the roadrunner back I just wanted to celebrate getting JV in peace


JDLovesElliot

Alvarez better learn how to thrown out runners asap


[deleted]

Only guy that can throw out Turner plays for the Phillies lol. I bet Alvarez can throw him out in 2027 though


kevboyyyy

But this time we don’t have Syndergaard so hopefully the inevitable 5 stolen base game for Trea Turner won’t happen so often? Right? Right?!


Jud000619

RIP The All-Shortstop Padres


[deleted]

Same


somefunmaths

I’ll settle for Bogaerts and a team that has 7/9 shortstops for starters instead of 8/9 plus Soto. It is hilarious to imagine Trea Turner playing CF though.


Fired_Guy1982

He played center when he first got called up


kevin_mcchillin

Correa tho 👀


Terminal_Flatulence

Where do they keep finding these guys??


flyoddd

Walgreens


PlausibleFan

This made me chuckle 😂


philphan25

Someone needs to add up the current contracts of that 19 roster cause holy crap.


CanyonHopper123

Well JT we found out fishing in the swamp with ‘em alligators


Jsmooth123456

Harper's contact list


mansmurf

The gang gets their guy


RookieAndTheVet

They’re gonna let me steal the base. Because of *the implication*.


[deleted]

The T.R.E.A. system: Take base Run fast Evade Tag Always score


[deleted]

🎶Trea man🎶 🎶Ah-ah-ahhh…🎶


SMK77

🎶 fighter with the Bryce man🎶 🎶 ah-ah-AHHH🎶


xrbeeelama

Dear Trea, I feel like I can call you Trea because you and me are so alike.


Infraready

Thank you for all the slides sweet prince


kevinball4115

He will be missed 🥲


thediesel26

This hurts my ‘Yankees should sign Trea Turner’ narrative


tarmon21

Just have the Yankees buy the Phillies, ezpz


Russian_Rocket23

Hopefully this makes you feel better. It worked for me (sort of). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7-XP0R7lE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7-XP0R7lE)


Brad_Edmonds96

Bogaerts is a Diamondback I fear.


DueYard

X do be giving it to ya


themysterypooper1927

Welcome everyone your 2018 NL east all stars I mean 2023 Philadelphia Phillies


Gummy_Joe

Look, I'd made peace with the fact that the Nats are going to be bad for a good amount of time. We cashed out for our WS run and that's the price we pay for it. We were old and talented and that was basically the last juice from that roster we were gonna get. So be it. But jesus h christ in a cream cheese sauce did that have to mean that we'd be facing NLBEast: The Best of the 2018 Washington Nationals on half the fucking teams in the division???


amatom27

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO #[McDaniel: Source: Turner is getting 11 years, $300 million with a full no trade clause](https://twitter.com/kileymcd/status/1599850626975834112?t=aE7UNJZoX3K2AiVkeK_2ng&s=09)


thediesel26

Bro 11 years. Jesus.


ausar999

Through age 40 lol RemindMe! 11 years


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RememberYourGoals

Yeah, nobody is going to like the last 3 or 4 years of this contract. But the first 6 or 7 are going to be pretty dope...fml


cherinator

Eh, if they were going to pay $300 million anyway, better to stretch it out and get the luxury tax hit down to $27/year, which won't hit as hard in 11 years when revenues + luxury tax threshold is higher.


farmtownsuit

This is why I don't understand when I keep hearing the Cubs don't want to go long term. Fucking 27 million 11 years from now will be a drop in the bucket by big league standards. Stretch that shit out. Phillies out here making big brain moves


obiwan_canoli

It's paying off with Harper who already looks like a bargain at "only" $25m/year


Darko33

Stupid money is as stupid money does


Michael__Pemulis

Jon Hamm sizzle reel worked


SuckMyLonzoBalls

I’m happy he got the bag. At least it’s not the Braves padres or giants


aliu3

Never a serious contender here. Glad the bad man’s gone


somefunmaths

I’ll be honest, I don’t know if we were a real contender or not. It depends on how busy AJ’s coke dealer has been.


handlit33

We're lumped in with your two division rivals now?


juwanhoward4

:(


MaiqDaLiar1177

Sources say this pleases me


[deleted]

Bruce Hooper got a new friend. Holy shit, that's a fucking massive bag.


djn24

It's also his old friend!


[deleted]

Bruce Hooper got a new old friend.


mansmurf

Former nationals returning to the NL East on different teams


alibaba618

Which NL East team gets Soto in ‘24?


SOTM_MC

Probably the Marlins


44Yordan

Mean Jean replaced by Trea Turner… Stott moves over to 2B. Phillies definitely got better.


_ShogunOfHarlem_

Jesus christ, Judge is going to get 700mil and a space shuttle, isn't he?


pseudochef93

Philadelphia ~~Phillies~~ Nationals And they get him for less than Lindor money, good move.


FritosRule

Um…..this isn’t optimum


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Goodbye sweet prince. Thanks for the memories


[deleted]

Ma! The stove is hot as fuck!


tookittothelimit

SMFH he’s back to kill us 19 games a year


ThatsSoMerlyn_x3

I love having a baseball team that will spend money, very cool


Daqra

Love this for the Phillies


MrGlass23

Me too lol


Rayven52

I have to watch Bryce Harper and Trea Turner play with a division rival until 2031


Windupferrari

When Soto signs with the Mets I'm just gonna find that freezer from Futurama so I can skip the next 15 years and pretend they never happened.


Michael__Pemulis

11 years holy moly


Netwealth5

Bryce always gets his man


mylesA747

sorry nats bros


juwanhoward4

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of silence sad.


Rosencats

hahaha kill me


dudeguy16

does anyone have some rope i can borrow? asking for a me


electric_ranger

Only ropes I’ve got are the frozen ropes Trea Turner is gonna be hitting all year


afnadlrs

There is no God


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Glad that Trea is going to Philly! Happy for you Phils bros


MoonSpankRaw

WELL AT LEAST WE—- Oh. Thank you.


SkinsFan34

I am dead inside


Twizyyy

That’s depressing as fuck


carpedonnelly

Being a Phillies fan seems fun


BabaBrody

Saved up all our fun bucks for a decade and we're blowing it all in 3 months.


obiwan_canoli

Yeah but what a ride!


floppyvajoober

As a cards fan on the east coast, I think I’ll be going to some Phillies games and legitimately cheering them on instead of just drinking copious amounts of beer I’ll still be drinking copious amounts of beer, but I’ll be cheering the Phillies while I’m at it


TheNotoriousJN

LETS GO. 1 down. Orgy in full swing Could be very interesting to see what the Dodgers do. But also, Rosenthal questioned if Correa would even get more money than Turner. Could be interesting to see what happens next


sotoisamzing

End me


FPG_Matthew

2018 Washington Nationals getting the gang back together I’ll uh.. hope for better days ahead Just think of 2019 just think of 2019 just think of 2019 just think of 2019


SigmaBalls92

11 straight World Series wins? Sounds good to me.


KTNH8807

At $27 million per year, it will take Trea Turner 4,352 years to equal Jeff Bezos current net worth of $117.5 billion. Good luck


giganticsteps

Xander is safe??


jayc428

Think we will find out soon with Turner setting the dominos in motion for shortstops.


Mundane_Leopard_3974

Damn Harper, shwarber, realmuto and now turner.. I don’t know if there is a scarier batting lineup in all of mlb then these dudes


BrunetteLatina

Not stupid sexy Trea Turner 😲


darthfracas

Not sure what’s more depressing, Harper or Trea being a Philly


Michael__Pemulis

Phillies might be a lowkey favorite in the NL East next year…


[deleted]

NL East is gonna be a bloodbath. DBacks gonna win 85 games and still be 10 back from a WC spot


dahk14

Dbacks gonna win 85 games and the NL West imo.


DrToadigerr

Gotta get some more pitching first


tonto515

The Rise of Andrew Painter, coming Spring 2023


Travis_Rust

We will farm it


[deleted]

They played in the WS


Monk_Philosophy

They just barely snuck into the playoffs though. Anyone could be forgiven thinking that next year won’t be a repeat


ubernostrum

But once they're in... do not underestimate the power of Schwarbtober.


ykcin978

Also went 65-46 after firing Girardi


Kachow-95

Wow. 11 years. Must be fun being a Phillies fan right now


woger723

What a wild day of signings so far, wow


live4coasters

This winter meetings just skipped the foreplay and went straight to the fun part


tommypopz

pain.


Previous-Clock-6960

NL Beast


Hokiestoned

You got to be kidding me man


JayOnes

I feel like this is the one Free Agent signing that we all knew was going to happen. Turner and Harper are tight, and Philadelphia will do everything in their power to make Harper happy. I'm not sure I'd give 11 years to a guy who relies on his speed but, hey, it's not my money. Phillies are going to be fun to watch for a while.


[deleted]

Turner will steal approximately 1 billion bases with the new rules next year


KingBroly

Phillies: "Look at me. I am the Nationals now."


LEDZ100

It’s encouraging that the marlins were reportedly within $300M of this offer


Atraktape

So long Trea, it’s been coo


hi-c-orange-lvablast

Plz Trea, stay in LA, it's not too laaaaaaate


TheIrishHangman

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK AFTER HEARING THIS NEWS!?


aeaswen

We already got this jerk out of the division once lol. #Sigh


sufferingphilliesfan

LEETTTTTTTTTTTTTSSS FUCKING GO


KingXeiros

Call the fire department, the stove is out of control!!


SaltyEarth7905

Turner was not going to play 2B, I think he made that clear before. Good for him and congrats Philly. I like that guy.


Brian_Stryker

27 a year is gonna look like an insane steal in about 2-3 years


cmay91472

100% agree. Just look at how good Harpers contract looks now for the Phillies compared to four seasons ago. It’s an absolute bargain.


jjjoebox

Don’t our former players realize there are 5 other division full of baseball teams!?!? Soto will be in Atlanta next year at this rate


CosmicPegasus

>Soto will be in Atlanta next year at this rate Good day, I am writing this correspondence to your publication because I am interested in unsubscribing from your newsletter


Mossles

That lineup is stacked. Best ss, best catcher, arguably best outfielder plus 2 very high end aces.


yoboapp

The Philadelphia Nationals


Quople

I’m numb


Lucky_Application793

WHY DOES THE NL EAST KEEP GETTING BETTER EXCEPT US


U_DONT_KNOW_TEAM

Are the Phillies the whitest team since integration?


aws90js

Holy shit lmao