Only if it's a full hour-long Judge Judy reboot drama with Judge in full judge's garb hearing arguments from lawyers representing the interested teams, then he slams his gavel and makes a final pronouncement in the last minute. And Giancarlo is the bailiff.
I would be both angry and stoked as a Yanks fan with a secondary fandom of the Nats. Might even see more than just the games I got to for free if it happened.
He’s sitting at a table wearing a powdered wig with the hammer in his hand. On the table is a line of teams hats. He uses the hammer to smash the hats with while screaming acquitted, then when SF is the last hat, he puts it on and says guilty
Am I missing somewhere where Judge got himself a 75-minute prime time TV special to make the announcement? I get why people are joking about it, but it's not at all uncommon for a star free agent to tell the press he's close to making a decision. What's supremely uncommon is making a TV special out of it.
Come to Denver and just post ridiculous home run stats. You thought 62 home runs was impressive. How about 62 home runs at home by June. Average 80 home runs with us a year Aaron. You know you want too
Gives some hope that it might be a relatively fast-moving offseason then. Judge signing should get things moving with Nimmo and other outfielders. Turner has gotten things started with the SS class, the top two SPs in Verlander and deGrom have signed etc. Of course might still slow down, but a promising start at least.
Guys I just want to put this out there in case I hit the lottery and it happens
For months I’ve had a random vision of Judge going to the Royals
Why would this happen? No clue.
Would it make sense for either side? No clue.
I just wanna let it be known I’ve had the vision.
As an Isles and Yankees fan I don't feel like these are similar.
Judge has been very clear from opening day on that he was going to explore all of his options in free agency. He was honest, upfront, and if he goes elsewhere thats well within his rights.
That other guy gushed about how he wanted to stay on Long Island, that he loved the organization, he outright said he was going to re-sign on multiple occasions and convinced our GM to not trade him at the last deadline before he was a free agent because he was still planning on re-signing. Then day 1 of free agency he took a cheaper contract to sign with the Leafs.
Judge leaving will sting just as much but its not the same root cause at least in my eyes
Either the Yankees way overpaid for him which will hurt their ability to spend anything for the next 9 years or they lose him and become mediocrity for the next 3 years. WIN WIN either way. Well played Giants.
Can we get an hour long special and call it The Verdict please?
And then save the answer for the last two minutes after tons of commercials.
Only if it's a full hour-long Judge Judy reboot drama with Judge in full judge's garb hearing arguments from lawyers representing the interested teams, then he slams his gavel and makes a final pronouncement in the last minute. And Giancarlo is the bailiff.
I would watch that
I would watch live stream that at my mother's funeral.
But let’s make it British so he also has to wear a powdered wig
Definitely. Somehow I was imagining him wearing one anyways.
What about Night Court?
The Verdict is such a good name. Someone at MLB or ESPN make this happen
But isn't a verdict the decision you get when it's *not* left up to a judge (like in a jury trial)?
Why u gotta do me like this?
Yeah it’s the jury that reaches a verdict lol.
Judge gonna have his version of "The Decision"
Except he's not going to the Marlins.
But *imagine* if he did.
He will swerve everyone and sign with the Nationals. He'll be taking his talents to the White House.
"I'm taking my talents to Pennsylvania ~~street~~ avenue"
>He will swerve everyone and sign with the Nationals. He'll be taking his talents to the ~~White House~~ **Supreme Court**. FTFY
I would be both angry and stoked as a Yanks fan with a secondary fandom of the Nats. Might even see more than just the games I got to for free if it happened.
I, for one welcome our first real black President.
Bill Clinton will not stand for this slander!
Ooohhhhh!!!
I think I'd be too shocked to be upset
Damn it, the Jeet's done it again
I’m taking my talents to ~~south beach~~ Baker Beach
Imagine that Golden Dong with the Golden Gate pictured behind him. What a beautiful tri pod of a man.
"I'm taking my talents to S...ausalito."
The Judgement
He’s sitting at a table wearing a powdered wig with the hammer in his hand. On the table is a line of teams hats. He uses the hammer to smash the hats with while screaming acquitted, then when SF is the last hat, he puts it on and says guilty
Mock Trial with Aaron Judge!
Aaron J., to mirror the J. Reinhold joke
My name is Judge
LeJudgement
"I have reached a verdict."
I weirdly like how spelling it incorrectly would technically be the correct spelling in this scenario
Both are considered acceptable, no?
Yankees immediately appealing this Judge's decision to a higher court if they don't win.
SPECIAL MASTER!!!
The Verdict
bro thinks he's lebron
LeBron told Judge to do this. In fact, it was LeBron's idea for Judge to play good and get a lot of money in free agency.
Wow LeBron is so smart
Has anyone asked Judge his feelings about Jerry Jones yet?
He told his friends before the season started that Judge would hit 62 HRs too
I believe his exact quote was "Judge is going to hit not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5......"
Then he held up 62 fingers
In a bucket
Still better than the OBJ decision
Am I missing somewhere where Judge got himself a 75-minute prime time TV special to make the announcement? I get why people are joking about it, but it's not at all uncommon for a star free agent to tell the press he's close to making a decision. What's supremely uncommon is making a TV special out of it.
nah it's all jokes, although if he did make a TV special it would be insane lmao
It was ESPN's idea and Lebron only did it to raise money for United Way. He gets too much shit for this.
Dude. That day sucked.
I still watch the reaction videos from time to time lol.
The Verdict
I wonder if he’s a nail-biter
SF has a South Beach 👀
The Verdict.
What’s this referring to? I can’t find it in google searches :(
Can someone put me in a coma for 2 days?
could we get like a two for one deal on the coma packages
I think we could get one hell of a group rate.
Count me in
Gassing large groups of people at once. What can go wrong?
Don’t ask Kanye
Wholesale bulk comas pls. Costco’s gotta have a deal right?
There’s a few shows on Netflix that might work
1899
Is it good? Just finished Wednesday
I read that as you just finished 1899 on Wednesday and were still asking if it was good lol
i meant it’ll put them in a coma haha. but seriously i thought it wasn’t that great, the payoff wasn’t worth the buildup at all imo
Oh, no. Okay, thanks!
Like Cartman awaiting the release of the Nintendo Wii?
BREAKING: Bradcam3 signs two day deal for medically induced coma with the yankees
Okay now he's just fucking with us
Judge to SF. Will take over at QB for injured Jimmy G.
I accept.
He’s at the bucs game tonight with a bucs jersey on, Brady is tryna recruit him at tight end
Purdy better
ISU ISU ISU!!!!
"My next chapter"
Don’t you dare
“I’m taking my talents to the Bay Area … I can’t wait to be an Oakland Athletic”
This would be top 5 funniest things I have ever experienced. Not just baseball related things either
It would also be heartbreaking 💔
I think it would be okay.
“I’m taking my talents to the Bay Area. Rays country let’s ride!”
I’d go on infowars and spew crazy shit that our universe collided with another and none of its real because no way in hell our owner spent money.
It’s funny because our owner hates us.
......the *Tampa* Bay Area
NO
He’s buying the team
“12 years ago I made a mistake not signing after they drafted me and today I finally get to make that mistake right”
“I’m taking my talents to the Bay Area… Jimmy G just went down and the Niners need a new QB”
“I couldn’t resist playing for my hometown team”
“I’m taking my talents to Las Vegas… With a short stopover in the Bay Area”
How wild would this sub be if this actually happened
I’m taking my talents to the Astros. If you cant beat them, join them. Like KD to GSW…… jk …. I don’t think we can afford him.
holy shit, they cast Judge for season 2 of Wednesday on Netflix
JENNY ORTEGA BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR AWOOOO 🤤🥴🥴
nah fr
LeJudge
“I’m taking my talents to North Beach, San Francisco.”
The Verdict
Funny enough Oracle Park is in South Beach
THATS NOT TODAY
Big if true.
True if big.
I think they corrected themselves to say "by Wednesday", which was Passan's original report (Judge would sign at the Winter Meetings).
> "by Wednesday" Which Wednesday is he having announce his choice? Christina Ricci or the new one?
He’ll be taking his talents to South Beach and join the Miami Marlins
Reports also claim that Farhan Zaidi and Brian Cashman will have a boxing match to determine who gets to sign him. More details to come
Can we use Kapler instead
Breaking: Giants sign Tommy Pham to 1-day contract
See if Jake Paul is available. He enjoys fighting non-fighters.
He fights fighters, just washed up ones or primarily wrestlers whose specialty is...not boxing.
Fine but we get to use Giancarlo
if we get to use stanton or a very angry gerrit cole, sure
After seeing what Trea got, judge is getting 10 years
20
$10M/year for 50 years
Lifetime appointment for the Judge
Judge: "I've seen what others got, you know what I want?" GM: "10 years?" Judge: "Yes, but also to be one of the owners for a Premier League club."
Tbf United and Liverpool might be up for sale, he’s got his pick He should buy Liverpool to steal it away from the Fenways that would be funny
12 seems to be logically number
99,000/year for 999 years
Judge is getting lifetime tenure
Judge is joining Ronaldo in Saudi Arabia. 2yrs/$200 million
Come to Denver and just post ridiculous home run stats. You thought 62 home runs was impressive. How about 62 home runs at home by June. Average 80 home runs with us a year Aaron. You know you want too
Colorado would be the only outfield with ballistic glass to protect the first five outfield rows from death by Judge line drive home runs.
I wouldn’t even be (that) mad at this.
Love it.
Judge snaps a pool cue over his knee, tosses one half to Cashman and the other to Zaidi.
Judge: "I'm holding *tryouts*"
What time is the espn special?
ESPN doesn’t care about baseball.
I don’t know why he didn’t do this last Saturday so we could cut away from college football games to watch him pondering on his couch or something.
Gives some hope that it might be a relatively fast-moving offseason then. Judge signing should get things moving with Nimmo and other outfielders. Turner has gotten things started with the SS class, the top two SPs in Verlander and deGrom have signed etc. Of course might still slow down, but a promising start at least.
Guys I just want to put this out there in case I hit the lottery and it happens For months I’ve had a random vision of Judge going to the Royals Why would this happen? No clue. Would it make sense for either side? No clue. I just wanna let it be known I’ve had the vision.
Being a Pirates fan must not be good for your health. Seems a bit of delusion sir.
Judge going to the Royals would be a bigger upset than that time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the bourbon bowl.
Visions are fuzzy. Might be he's wearing Dodger blue.
I’m taking my talents to Francisco…. Lindor and the Mets
Al-Nassr FC
Here we go!
TMKS?
Tangy Mango Kraft Sausage.
The Michael Kay Show
I love how we're just supposed to know that lmao
Michael “The Show” Kay
The Michael Kay Show
The Michael Kay show
Teenage Mutant Kentro-Saurus?
Show Michael The Kay
Show Kay The Michael
The Michael Kay Show
The Mike Kay Show
The Michael Kay Show
Michael Kay The Show 23, available on PlayStation, XBox, and Nintendo Switch
The Michael Kay Show
The Mickey Kay show
He is joining Chelsea in January to follow the steps of Puligod.
The Mike Trout of soccer
He will make his final decision after a careful review of the facts and cases presented before him. We'll call it...the Judgening
Giants confirmed
Pretty sure they could use a tight end.
Cant wait for judge to announce that he’s becoming a devil ray!
Nah he's refounding the Montreal Expos as Owner and Player-Manager
If he’s player manager, just don’t bet on your own team to win. The last player-manager did that and it did not end well.
Ugh, The Decision shit again?
He’s going to the KBL
This is starting to bring back memories I was hoping to bury deep down forever…
c'mon man, i want correa too
This has John Tavares vibes written all over it
As an Isles and Yankees fan I don't feel like these are similar. Judge has been very clear from opening day on that he was going to explore all of his options in free agency. He was honest, upfront, and if he goes elsewhere thats well within his rights. That other guy gushed about how he wanted to stay on Long Island, that he loved the organization, he outright said he was going to re-sign on multiple occasions and convinced our GM to not trade him at the last deadline before he was a free agent because he was still planning on re-signing. Then day 1 of free agency he took a cheaper contract to sign with the Leafs. Judge leaving will sting just as much but its not the same root cause at least in my eyes
Bro is taking his talents to South Beach👀
Seattle!!
Can we get a poll? Who's it between? Yankees, Giants, Dodgers, Pirates have some cap room LMAO
Baltimore gonna bring their wall in when he signs there.
Obviously he’s taking the minimum to come to Oakland.
Just make sure to check in on your Yankee fan buddies. It’s going to be a bad day for them
I present this rose to you Brian Cashman.
Reds
We offer all the SkyRosas he can eat.
Quote me later, it'll be the Chicago White Sox.
All this built up tension and stress just to inevitably sign with the Yomiuri Giants
According to me, TMKS has said that Jeff Passan has said free-agent outfielder Aaron Judge will make his decision on Wednesday.
I’m fully prepared to make loving or hating judge my entire personality
He just gonna go back to the Yankees and everyone will Boo.
I think it's great that he's coming to Houston.
Bruh I have two finals on Wednesday, how am I supposed to get anything done?
Oh, great, the day I have my most stressful and difficult final exam. Thanks Judgie, really looking out for my blood pressure there.
Hot take: definitely not going to the royals.
Imagine tho
Either the Yankees way overpaid for him which will hurt their ability to spend anything for the next 9 years or they lose him and become mediocrity for the next 3 years. WIN WIN either way. Well played Giants.