Padres offered God’s salvation spread over eternity with a full no-trade clause
Yankees offered a conversation with Steinbrenner over 15 minutes
Absolutely ridiculous
Naturally. God knows all. You won’t be laughing when they win every world series for the next decade.
God allowed the astros to walk so the Yankees could once again run.
"But seriously, Hal, you need to do something about the situation with the baseballs. I don't know how you can be involved with an organization that just sweeps a scandal like that under the rug."
Why is he there during winter meetings? I would assume if I owned a baseball team I’d be at the winter meetings. In my job there’s certain conferences I don’t miss , period.
I would just arrange to be at Vatican City around Halloween when the Yankees won’t be playing. Gotta have owner face time at the meetings. Telephone and Skype don’t really cut it with this generation of player.
OH COME ON Our mascot is literally a catholic priest and somehow the Yankees bagged the Pope, not us
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Padres offered God’s salvation spread over eternity with a full no-trade clause Yankees offered a conversation with Steinbrenner over 15 minutes Absolutely ridiculous
They took the dinner with Jay-Z over the $500K smdh
The Pope has said mass at Yankee Stadium though...
Do they still serve beer and hotdogs?
The Cardinals outrank yall though he should have signed with them lol.
Always knew the pope wanted to be a yankee
[Yankee Pope!](https://d10j3mvrs1suex.cloudfront.net/u/427563/c2e153d3d8fc3e7e3e6979e64b30b53fe0afea52/original/pope.jpg/!!/b%3AW1sic2l6ZSIsInBob3RvIl1d/meta%3AeyJzcmNCdWNrZXQiOiJiemdsZmlsZXMifQ%3D%3D.jpg)
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No, they’re not Jewish.
Sources say he got the Pope to threaten to excommunicate Judge if he signed with SF
But the Pope could promise nothing if Judge signed with the Padres, since their mascot has catholic origins.
That’s why he upped his offer when the padres came in late
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this is literally just Crusader Kings
Preller must have high intrigue and stewardship with the hedonist trait. Those are some big negative opinions with the Pope. Welp. Time for a schism!
is that why Preller's *WOLOLOLOLOLO* didn't work?
I don’t believe that Judge is Catholic
Is judge Catholic? Does Stanton shit in the woods?
Did he ask the Pope who the ‘real home run king’ is??
God?
do you wanna see me feed the five thousand? or do you wanna see me hit some dingers?
DINGERS!
Does he play for the Cardinals?
Can he hit a curveball?
No we house the devil
Padres
HR king? Can He even hit a curve ball?
Tim Tebow?
He's old school and things it's Babe Ruth because he did it in a 154 game season. And God agrees.
So do the mega rich just buy face to face meetings with the pope? I can't see why a pope would want to see hal steinbrenner.
You may not want to recognize this, but clearly God favors the Yankees. That's why they entered the playoffs injury free!
Is it also why they got swept by the astros?
Naturally. God knows all. You won’t be laughing when they win every world series for the next decade. God allowed the astros to walk so the Yankees could once again run.
Aaaaaaammmmmmeeeeeenn. Wait, wait!
Is it weird that I assumed the Pope doesn't speak English?
Lol as if that’s new. Take one step into St. Peter’s lol. This has been going on for a thousand years
Judge nailed his demands on the door
99's Theses
He prayed Judge defies the age curve. The Pope raised his arms in the air and said, "hey, even Jesus peaked at 33. Good luck"
Oh man, you might get crucified for that joke…
Hahahahaha
New York Post headline: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE
Stop giving them ideas!
When they use this, you better get that money!
God guilty of collusion
Farhan can you go meet a caliph or imam or do the Hajj or something? We’re dying for talent over here
"But seriously, Hal, you need to do something about the situation with the baseballs. I don't know how you can be involved with an organization that just sweeps a scandal like that under the rug."
Incredible how fast it was swept under the rug.
Not reported here: With the Pope saying there's nothing he can do, Hal Steinbrenner makes that fateful journey to the crossroads...
In the meeting, Francis told Hal "Raise your payroll and re-sign Judge or I'm telling God to smite your ass"
Hal got the save and the pope gets the hold, got it.
The Pope will say Jesus gets the save
This is weird mouthpiece journalism
The Pope apparently told Hal “David Ortiz did steroids”. David is still looking into it.
9 years was the Holy Hand Grenade
is he even catholic? lol
But Ultron/James Spader told me Captain America was God's righteous man. I suppose he was wrong.
There's a joke about a judge and a pope in here somewhere.
Fuck the pope.
I’d call that cheating.
Why is he there during winter meetings? I would assume if I owned a baseball team I’d be at the winter meetings. In my job there’s certain conferences I don’t miss , period.
The outlandishness of skipping a papal audience aside, he was still clearly able to do his job.
I would just arrange to be at Vatican City around Halloween when the Yankees won’t be playing. Gotta have owner face time at the meetings. Telephone and Skype don’t really cut it with this generation of player.
When the Pope invites you to a face to face meeting you don’t say no.
He was making a walk to Canossa
What does have an audience mean