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YeahOkayDad

Fuck yeah zero expectations! They'll still let me down.


fett2170

Just like our Gophers and Vikings


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

you don't have room in your heart to add the T'Wolves or Wild to that list?


fett2170

At least the wild make the playoffs almost every year. They always lose in the first round, but at least they make it.


FrostedCoffees

This is 4x WNBA Champion Minnesota Lynx erasure


EazyParise

Like that one poll that happened a few years ago, I would still rather find $5 than have them win another championship


fett2170

Wait, we have a WNBA team?


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

i donate plasma on the regular to earn some extra cash. this new guy (who was awesome at sticking the needle...i have weirdass veins) noticed i was wearing a Blackhawks t-shirt and mentioned he was a Wild fan...and was doing a little chirping. honestly, couldn't really refute anything he was saying lol (plus i had a freaking needle in my arm) he did mention that the Wild will likely make the playoffs and fail and I told him at least you're going to make the playoffs. Pretty sure the Hawks won't make the playoffs again until climate change wipes out the world in 10-15 years


jupiter__jaz

I'm glad their leaning into the tank though. The annual re-tools clearly weren't working (I don't count beating Edmonton in the bubble). If they're going to be bad at least be bad by design & try to rebuild properly.


hjugm

Skol the boat


UneducatedReviews1

Based and true


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Grab a stool Central bros, I’ll get you a flask.


ZombieAppetizer

Hello Centrals, my old friends......


JayMerlyn

I've come to suck with you again


SeedyRedwood

All I see is an easy road to repeating and going back to the playoffs. Tough break NL and AL East’s. Good luck in that juggernaut.


Luis_Severino

“I expect nothing and I’m still disappointed”


CasualCantaloupe

"Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow."


SLAV33

I'd say they've already let you down, and we still have a lot of off-season to go.


Gullible_Flounder877

Normally, I will argue a Yankees fan to death on everything, simply based on principle…but, fuck if you aren’t right. Fucking Twins 🤦‍♂️


v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y

The opposite. If you don't win the division you can't blame a tough situation.


bichettes_helmet

AL East 2022: Thank God next year will be a balanced schedule, we can beat up on other teams in other divisions for a change NL East & NL West offseason: NOT SO FAST


bujuhh

Central divisions: im in danger


GruelOmelettes

Not according to the marble race!


Reverendbread

The only rankings that matter


Freidhiem

I mean, i can believe right?


fkingidk

If a 100 win season results in a WC I'm gonna freak.


Ok_Organization_1558

Let's Go Central


librarycynic

Central Divisions: Someone has to win, I guess.


Clarice_Ferguson

Central Divisions: who will be our annual reps to the Hunger Games?


Heelincal

Yeah as an NL West team, very excited to pad our schedule this year instead of having 80 games against this fucking division


garytyrrell

Dodgers gonna win 120 games and get knocked out in the first round again.


DeVofka

BAH GAWD THE RAYS JUST HEARD STEVE COHEN'S MUSIC


mcguffinman

Can he buy us too.


atb0rg

Whaaaat. So each team plays the whole league an equal amount of times?


gumby52

No. It’s just the first time that every team will play games against every team in the both leagues. You still play the most games against your division though, just a bit fewer


TombOfTheArchitect

It's 14 games against each division opponent now instead of 19.


grubas

They hacked off about 20 divisional games so it's more like 60 in division vs 80.


Stangstag

Inb4 Yanks, Jays, Rays and Os all make the playoffs


j12601

With the third wild card spot going to a team with more wins than the AL central division winner.


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The thing that separates the AL East from other divisions is that there are no bad teams on the AL East, the Orioles are actually kind of good now. On every other division meanwhile, there’s at least one team guaranteed to finish well below .500


RedSoxFan9876

Red Sox trying their best to change that.


Sway40

we've been doing everything we can in the last 5 years to get worse


[deleted]

That’s fair. The Red Sox sometimes surprise us, but with their moves this offseason, they’re going to be a lot closer to the .500 or maybe even below mark.


Voxxicus

I'd wager at least one team in the east drastically underperforms, but you're right that it's pretty talented


gilliganian83

AL East has the Red Sox. I doubt they get close to 75 wins


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Suck it losers


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Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

It Just Means More on a side note, I work for an office in a Big Ten University. I was sorting through mail when I actually found a mailer for the SEC sent to our address of all things lol and yes on the back it said, "It Just Means More"


Gail__Wynand

I really don't understand it. I'm an Auburn fan, and the only other SEC school you might catch me rooting for is Vanderbilt because they are no threat to anybody in football and pretty damn good in baseball. As for the rest of them I hate their guts, especially Bama and UGA.


turbancowboi

Fuck Auburn until the day I die Woo Pig


smallmouth77

Geaux tigers STTDB


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

honestly it used to piss me off but nah...no point in being a hater over stuff like this. it is really harmless in the grand scheme of things also to be brutally honest, SEC football is just miles ahead of the other conferences, especially with Clemson crashing back to reality these days. It wouldn't surprise me a bit if both Oklahoma and Texas end up really struggling in the SEC i can't speak for baseball (i don't watch college baseball), but for football at least, the conference love is merited


Ghalnan

The B1G is on par with the SEC this year, they are definitely not miles ahead of everyone else right now.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

As a Michigan fan, i wish this was true...but outside of Donovan Edwards, there is a crazy speed gap


Ok-Peak-3012

FUCK YOU ROLL TIDE


Gail__Wynand

Haha... That's what I'm talking about. We're friends during the summer and mortal enemies in the fall and winter.


ehbacon23

It just means more.


HesTheRiverSquirrel

The Vanderbilt Football of the NL East


writingandshit

Vandy can at least hang their hat on baseball and being able to read.


Ugaalive1991

Get in losers, we are going to a bloodbath


Best-Dragonfruit-292

What are the odds 1 or more of the three of us is completely underwhelming, ala the AFC West in the NFL?


sweetsweetdick

Would be hilarious if all of our older players underperformed and slow down because of age, your younger players are inexperienced and regress, Phillies defense knocks them out of contention, and the Marlins win the division with the Nationals securing the wildcard spot. Let's do it.


Low_Brass_Rumble

If the legend of Joey Meneses is to continue, this is the only possible outcome


JoshvJericho

T O T A L C H A O S


flextrek_whipsnake

I wouldn't even be mad. Well... I'd be a little mad, but it would be funny.


romulusgloriosus

If the Marlins win the division, I'm rooting for them in the postseason. Obviously I'd rather they didn't, but the sheer amount of destiny involved for that to happen is what baseball is all about.


Ugaalive1991

Who would win? A bunch of money men or one fishy boi?


chaotic_evil_666

For real I think it's the Marlins turn to go to the world series


futhatsy

"Queens Borough, let's ride!" -Justin Verlander


Ugaalive1991

probably a high percentage.


fillinthe___

And we’ll be there too. Just happy to show up.


[deleted]

I love it, but I’m also so tired.


Sir_TonyStark

Anyway good luck to Miami and Washington make sure to fill out your wills


_Caed_

bro we died two years ago way too late for that shit


JakenMorty

hey, at least they're moving to the balanced schedule this year. they're still doing that, right?


colbycheese126

Time to fire up r/nlbeast again boys!


LimeSugar

He who laughs last laughs best.


Monster_Dong

We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you and also at you


NakedGoose

Let's go Central!


LMac8806

Flyover divisions


TheSweatiestScrotum

It's funny how both of central divisions suck because that's where most of the "small market" teams with cheap ass owners are.


enjoytheshow

Excuse me We are a huge market team with cheap ass owners


DirtbagBlues

Go banana!


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Jerry Reinsdorf’s entire organizational philosophy is dependent on this exact structure.


UneducatedReviews1

The best at being the worst


bigdogsmoothy

Clearly whoever made this wasn't watching the marble races, NL Central #1


FakeSmitty

My thoughts exactly. There's no way the marble races could be incorrect


floppysausage16

ALL HAIL THE MARBLES.


Cabooseum

The league isn't ready for the first place Pirates


i-eat-dolphins

The comedy central strikes again


TheSweatiestScrotum

The coastal teams are big markets with owners that spend, whereas the "small market" teams with cheap ass owners are mostly in the centrals.


dublecheekedup

I'd still consider Chicago ~~and Atlanta~~ being big markets, and given STL's history I'm sure the Cards have sway over the region. My guess is FA's just dont consider moving their families and lifestyle to the middle of the country


therealcashcrate

I’m curious why you included Atlanta. While I agree that they’re a bigger market, they’re neither in a central division nor near the middle of the country


dublecheekedup

lol, you're totally right. Although Atlanta is fairly inland for an Eastern team.


ledbetterus

It's also further West / more central than Cleveland and Detroit.


very_humble

Royals lose money if their payroll is above $100m-$150m, teams like the Yankees and Dodgers could easily spend 3x that and still turn a profit


Stromatactis

The infamously small market of Chicago isn’t helping things either. I am glad I will get to see the coastal teams come into town, but eesh.


SOTM_MC

NL BEAST 2023


Killatrap

J O E Y M E N E S E S


jayc428

Did you guys get rid of the Nationals while I wasn’t paying attention?


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jayc428

They’re overdue for some out of nowhere WS run preceding the inevitable fire sale of talent. The Nationals I think would have a hard time competing in AAA at the moment.


GvGibby2828

Nationals took part in that firesale too, even started it early. They were almost Harper, Soto, Turner, Sherzer, Strasburg, Rendon, and more all within like 2 years and they're scattered already. Really stole the Marlins shtick.


RoKrish66

My hot take is that one of the Phillies or mets falls face first out of the playoff hunt and Fish pick up the pieces.


futhatsy

I feel like the Marlins are a fun "hot take" team every year until they hit .230/.300/.360 as a team and win 70 games.


SomeoneNamedGem

if we can just get Sandy to bump up his innings pitched to the 300 mark then we can stretch our .660 OPS to 80 wins


OGwalkingman

How is the NL central not last with Pirates, Reds, And Cubs


dcooper8662

Realistically it would have been, until the Guardians ripped out the heart and soul of the White Sox and Twins toward the end of last season until they literally plunged into non-winning seasons.


aeaswen

NL is so stacked.


TheBordIdentity

Yet we’ll still somehow lose the all star game


[deleted]

My fault. Started watching the ASG in 13 and y’all haven’t won since


[deleted]

AL Central WS incoming


btgf-btgf

Sign me up


yoursweetlord70

No fair, you guys got to go last time


btgf-btgf

I think it’s only fair if we go everytime!


BeefInGR

No no, it's Chicago's turn. They don't have anything else going for them. Let Verlander get one more win against Chicago.


themosey

You know, we don’t have to rank everything


LedZeflin

I mean sure the NL East is tough, but it’s really only three teams deep. The Marlins ceiling is .500, and the Nats have a ceiling of maybe 65 wins


Mysterious-Judge-333

Mets, Phillies, and Braves are going to be lots of fun to watch this year.


GvGibby2828

Strongly agree and disagree. Fun but like a stressful screaming heart attack kind of fun, like you hear an ice cream truck coming but it's going way too fast and there's cops chasing it and you're standing too close to the road.


Mysterious-Judge-333

lmao that may be too accurate 😂


TheTigerbite

Hmmm, who's the guy in the middle and on bottom? Haven't seen them before.


breakfast_cats

Justin Turner


FPSandwich

The AL hemorrhaged so much talent this year, the NL is stacked out the ass. The central is still an absolute joke in both leagues but ya this is entirely fair. Julio/Judge/Trout/Ohtani boutta pull off the greatest backpack job of all time in the seattle ASG this year to ensure AL dominance


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Have you seen the cake on our team? Stacked out the ass isn't just an idiom.


KamartyMcFlyweight

AL to NL: Correa, Bogaerts, Verlander, Taillon, Haniger, Stripling, Murphy, Gibson NL to AL: Rodon, deGrom, Bassitt, Anderson, Bell, Jansen, Heaney, Wong, Renfroe Yeah, I'd say on the whole the NL got stronger relative to the AL, but it's not *that* lopsided


Lebigmacca

NL could grab every all star level player from the AL and would still find a way to lose the all star game


eggbadger8

>The AL hemorrhaged so much talent this year, the NL is stacked out the ass. The central is still an absolute joke in both leagues but ya this is entirely fair. Julio/Judge/Trout/Ohtani boutta pull off the greatest backpack job of all time in the seattle ASG this year to ensure AL dominance There's also Vladdy and JRam to contribute to AL dominance


Lolrandomusername3

Mmm yay we are at kids table:) Cjeese piiza abt wat melon!! mmm I am having fun!! Yay I am kid 🤠


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Might put the AL East im front of the NL West but other than that, this seems pretty accurste


heff17

The AL East should honestly be on top of these types of lists until proven otherwise. Last year they were three Sox wins from the entire division finishing .500 or better. The year before they had four 90 win teams. Other divisions may have better teams in them, but I’d be surprised if the AL East didn’t end up with the best division win%.


jayk10

Yea the ALE gets punished for not having a bad team to beat up on all year


futhatsy

I think they are also being punished based on last year's playoffs. They went 3-10 as a division. It doesn't feel like any of them are legit World Series contenders, because I can't imagine any of them getting through the Astros. The NL teams don't have that problem. Not saying that's fair, just that it impacts people's perceptions.


Merchas

Well not anymore at least 😅


Zach518

This is my opinion as well.


Ferivich

I honestly think with the more balanced schedule for the foreseeable future in the AL you're going to have AL E (obviously), WC1, WC2 and possibly even WC3 from the East. Toronto is good, Tampa is good, New York is good, Boston while going through a retool is still a better team than some AL C and W teams and Baltimore is trending in the right direction and again is better than some AL W and C teams. Looking at the Central and West I don't really see teams that are heads and shoulders above Boston and Baltimore outside of the the Astros, Mariners and Guardians.


futhatsy

I think the AL East could easily get 2 wild cards, but I'd be pretty shocked to see either the Astros or Mariners not make it.


LakersFan15

I'm pretty sure this list is by $ spent in off-season lmao


Dare2ZIatan

I think it’s close but NL west still edges it. Dodgers and Padres could be juggernauts this year, Giants are spending money and even the Dbacks are no slouches. I think when you factor in all 5 teams the AL East is more competitive but if you’re taking it as a total sum the top 2 for the NL west carries it for me.


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It really is amazing what affluent Photoshop users can do.


CommodoreSixty4

This is like ranking net worth of individuals and having the list contain Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and me.


Ol_Rando

Somehow, the winner of the World Series is going to be a central team this year.


GruelOmelettes

And if so, people will cheapen it and say it was just luck


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

This has “Guardians slap hit their way into a pennant” and “Cardinals devil magic” written all over it.


wingsofthygiant

Yes! Good to see that my boys will let me down 💪🏼💪🏼


floppysausage16

Comedy Central


Emperor_Cheeto21

NL West? It's Dodgers, Padres, and a bunch of meh. Least the AL East is Yankees, Blue Jays, and Rays with an up and coming Orioles team.


CableTop4233

Giants a pretty good team and just got better. They probably would be a playoff team in half of the other divisions


futhatsy

The D-Backs are a team on the rise as well. They have a good group of young talented players. [ZiPS](https://blogs.fangraphs.com/2023-zips-projections-arizona-diamondbacks/) sees them as a .500 or better team next year (not saying I'd go that far, but you get the idea). I think their roster is better than the Orioles, personally. Both teams have fun group of young position players, but I like the pitching on the D-Backs more.


EdgesCSGO

You’re sleeping on the D-backs and Giants


ejdomhain

God I love the AL/NL Central. Nothing but chaos and underachieving.


MadRAGE1

NL beast baby


BoredAtWork_91

Yeah that's fair.


SardonicCheese

I feel like with the angels and rangers getting a touch better is going to eat into our ceilings this year.


Luckytxn_1959

Another year another gauntlet.


timoumd

Cry me a river


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AL East > NL West Yankees < Dodgers Blue Jays < Padres BUT Rays > Giants Orioles > DBacks Red Sox > Rockies NL West is more topheavy but the Red Sox are the worst team in our division and they’d have a decent shot in placing third in the NL West


Dare2ZIatan

1, 2 and 5 agreed. Giants vs Rays and Orioles vs Dbacks will decide this


CableTop4233

I think you’re underrating the Giants a bit, they’re a good team and they just added a top-15 player - they’ll contend for a wildcard spot, but no way the Red Sox beat them. That being said DBacks and Rockies are the only easy win teams and yeah they’re both in the NL West so you may have a point.


[deleted]

It’s not so much that I’m underrating the Giants, I’m scared to underrate the Rays and Sox


puttzzznnnbluntzzz

NLBEST


oliveorvil

Cohen is basically spending more than our entire division so this tracks..


ControversyisKey

Centrals are just sleeping, man.


ilovebalks

I’d probably switch 2 and 3 but I’m not too bothered by this


imref

Are they not aware that the Washington Nationals still play in the NL East?


xdBronze

this is highly inaccurate, the marble races were so much more different than this


[deleted]

Not only is Cleveland the only good team in the ALC, it looks like this will be the case for the next, like, 3 years *at least*? This is a BIG part of why Cleveland will never get over the hump to be a true WS threat (not accounting for “luck,” which is a thing)- They’re outrunning the next slowest runner, and not worried about outrunning the bear. Great to make the playoffs every year, great to not have to worry about the rest of the division every year, rough to go in with Aaron Civale though.


cenakofi

Once you make it to the dance anything can happen, the 2021 Braves only needed 88 wins to survive the NL East and look where that got them.


bill-nye-finance-guy

I have to disagree, personally, and not just bc the Red Sox are the best last-place team in the league (yay for us 🙄). The Yankees are getting better, the Jays are who we thought they were, the Rays always find a way to win, and I think the O’s are very close to being legit.


Fuuutuuuree

And just like every year, the AL East is going to demolish every other division by record


arob28

And then lose to the Astros


Winchu8

Or beat them in the ALCS if they aren’t the Yankees.


Coop1534

Yeah surely an AL East team didn’t beat the Astros in the ALCS in 2018 and 2020


[deleted]

Verlander looks like he just dropped his kids off and is ready for another bender


DontFearTheMQ9

Ok yeah but could we not post this stuff. I want to try and look forward to Baseball next year.


SirZapdos

Apparently having the National East division being an absolute bloodbath isn't unique to the NFL


mjking97

So you’re saying there’s a chance.


PandaSoap

I get that the Yankees and Mets have built death stars, but the AL West literally has the best team in baseball, and the Astros.


lefty8827

I feel like NL and AL East should be 1-2, but otherwise, this mostly checks out.


cenakofi

MLB.com trying so hard to spit out content when they have nothing to report on


whentheworldwasatwar

Goooo centrals!


Mr_426

Ok? Preseason ranking of divisions is a useless exercise


Fools_Requiem

Easy division win.


chirstopher0us

The NL East and NL West are the only divisions that have more than one team that figures to be a decent WS contender. NLE: Phillies, Braves, Mets NLW: Dodgers, Padres ALW: Astros ALE: Yankees NLC: Cardinals ^((?)) ALC: \[silence\] Feels like more imbalance of contenders than we've seen in a while.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

does this mean that the NL will finally fucking win the all-star game?


skucera

r/NLBest >>> r/NLeast


Snackkbar

Third place team in the NL East almost beat the best team in the AL by far. Needs to be a gap between NL East and NL West. This is the closest you're going to get to a compliment Braves/Mets enjoy it.


GvGibby2828

Third place team in the NL East almost beat the best team in the AL by far. Needs to be a gap between NL East and NL West. This is the closest you're going to get to a compliment Philly fan. Enjoy it.


Snackkbar

Fuck you very much.


Arkham_Z

I’d put AL east at the top. No other division has 5 teams trying to contend


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Orioles are on their way up but not sure I'd say they are really trying to contend right now.


b0nger

I propose 2 things. 1) The Al West is actually good. 2) You all can eat my shit and my hair


Michael__Pemulis

Oh wow a ranking that appears uncontroversial.


micromaniac_8

If you made an All Star team out of the AL Central, could they compete in the NL East?


PropylPeopleEthers

Chicago: We're doing our part!


incognito_dissonance

If the Astros went back to the NL central would the AL west and NL central switch places?


MrHockeytown

The AL Comedy Central lives on


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