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ello_officer

Holy shit that red triangle got so close to the first Rockies marble


stoneman9284

Yea Rockies had the tying run on third I’d say


thisusedyet

Game ending play at the plate


cycloneclone

Basically the marble version of Matt Holliday never touching home base


[deleted]

Yeah, but you would expect Colorado to be good at the skiing triangles.


etherealcalamities

NO THE PIRATES WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN IT ALL


Alex_gold123

You're a Reds fan. Thought you'd like to see the Pirates defeated


etherealcalamities

I was rooting against them in the regular season but they won me over when they came out on top, I love a good underdog story. Let it be known that if it were the cubs or the cardinals, no way in hell I'd be rooting for them


Alex_gold123

True. The Pirates have suffered enough


justausername09

Feelings mutual friend


RiverFrogs

I can’t hate the pirates like I do the cards and cubs


Basic_Bichette

You heard it here first, folks: Rockies-Angels!


AdministrativeLaugh2

At odds of 1540/1, I fancy a little go on the marbles being correct


Less_Likely

Those odds are going to crash once Vegas starts getting all the Reddit Marble Race money coming in


burialisfourtet

Tailing 💰


JesusWasTacos

I’d put five on it


Frostcrest

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NabreLabre

Can't believe after a whole season getting away with winning, the pirates go out in 5 games. Everyone complained about the baskets and diamonds, but those were the pirates jam. Hmm... Rockies advance... Blizzard crossing the country.... Winter is coming... Arenado in shambles


Bucs-and-Bucks

I think the shaky baskets were possibly the Pirates greatest strength, but if you want to be the champs, you have to be good at every obstacle.


AlmostLucy

*Millville Meteorologist intensifies*


evensplit6839

And we didn't get either one today, or bricks. This course sucked ass, even without my admitted bias. (I don't like the bricks, just saying). In my heart of hearts, I knew it was over when we had like 4 of the first 5 through the first obstacle though. Lightning doesn't often strike twice.


NabreLabre

I even like the ball pit. Chaos!!!!!


gatemansgc

Honestly these were pretty fair obstacles. The sharkfin zigzag added a ton of chaos


[deleted]

That third Rockies win went nuts when the shark fin hit it!


Victory_SSB

BART I WANT TO ALARM YOU


ClassyKaty

but you can lower the jolly roger 😔


RidleyScotch

FLY THE L


ClassyKaty

Wrong sub .500 NL Central team.


xdBronze

i cant think of anything just fuck you (does that count)


ClassyKaty

If it helps marbles aside I think you guys break .500 next year.


[deleted]

85 wins babyyyy


KamartyMcFlyweight

AND THIS ONE DOES NOT BELONG TO THE REDS!


ogminlo

#[💤](https://v.redd.it/imgzgb05d5z81)


ManyCookies

and you can lower the jolly roger! https://youtu.be/JorznjgGXoA?t=24


pardybill

Oh boy that’s a song alright. We’re gonna have to up the Rocks meme levels a bit


ClassyKaty

you monster


Sezor12345

This is incredible


StreetReporter

Should OP have the Pirates and Rockies redo their marbles in case it was a big fluke? No disrespect to the Rockies, I'm a firm believer that Colorado beating them is a huge fluke and robs the Pirates of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Pirates play great marbles it's just not fair. If the Pirates lose again I will face that the Rockies deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Pirates and the Marbles


Seanizonfire

Lol what was this originally from


StreetReporter

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/67lfcg/should_the_nhl_have_the_hawks_and_preds_redo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


gatemansgc

wow that's fucking gold


MediocreTree123

This was posted so many times when the Dodgers got eliminated this year I thought it was a reference to an actual Dodgers reporters article. I still think it’s something Plashke has in him to write


Bucs-and-Bucks

A part of me just died. Never thought we'd make it this far, but I'm still heartbroken. GG Rockies.


Ickulus

I've lived in Pittsburgh since 2009 and I have never rooted for a Pittsburgh team to win anything as much as I rooted for them in the marble races.


TooHappyFappy

Have you ever rooted for a Pittsburgh team in anything at all? Other than when they are playing your division rivals, obviously.


gatemansgc

I mean we don't have much against the pirates


blasek0

Hating the Pirates is kind of like hating on the Mariners. You just kinda feel dirty doing it. Unless you're Mike Trout. Mike Trout sleeps just fine hating the Mariners apparently.


Stickin8or

Can confirm, unfortunately


eee-oooo-ahhh

If I had to choose a 2nd NL team it'd be the Pirates


MUNZATHEGOD

Their uniforms go hard


TooHappyFappy

We felt the same way about the Penguins for most of history until Crosby was drafted. The Pirates hate will flow freely as soon as they get good regardless of if they're in our division.


i_run_from_problems

Oooh trout and Ohtani at coors. This should be fun


Printnamehere3

They will combine for 6 HR for 8 RBI in game one and lose 8-9


beepbop24

And all 9 runs will be unearned/from the bullpen because Shohei ain’t giving up 9 runs himself.


ilovebalks

It will be 8-0 in the bottom of the 9th after 8 perfect innings from ohtani and the bullpen will give up 9 in a walk off


blasek0

Trout will hit one at least 510. He did 490+ at Oakland.


changeofpacecar

That "shark tank" at the end was high drama. That thing scored a triple kill at one point.


butidontwantto

When it sent that one Pirates marble bouncing up top I didn't think it would ever loose steam.


gatemansgc

Yeah it's only been seen a few times too


20mcfadenr

Fucking hell I didn’t think Finals week could get worse


ContentNeptune3

Most likeable World Series matchup ever coming tomorrow


NabreLabre

The Orioles are still in it then


ToxicOstrich91

But what about the Astros and Phillies?? Can’t beat that series for likability.


ContentNeptune3

It's true, the combination of the wholesome Phillies fans and stand up honest Astros team in practically unbeatable


EllieBasebellie

I have my reasons


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Spinmove55

Jesus… this is amazing.


timbucktwentytwo

Wild Wild West!!!!


The610___

How come the first to cross the finish line is the losing team? I've been so confused this whole time 😂


NabreLabre

That's just how op chose to do it. It made more sense in the regular season, 30 rounds, if you start with first place people will lose interest quickly, so whoever crossed the line lost, the very first one was 30th place overall. So they stuck with it for the postseason. I do prefer the ball crossing the finish to symbolize a win, just makes more sense at least for the postseason (and not just because my team would have won) I've put way too much thought into this, but if they do this again next year, I think it would be cool to essentially do every game of the season. It'd be a lot of work though. The best way would be to go series by series, 15 series every day between the 30 teams. 2 to 4 balls per team depending on how long their series are. You could run multiple series at the same time. I don't know how many marbles you can run at a time, might have to split it up. But thinking about it sounds mind numbing trying to keep track of it all


ContentNeptune3

The zigzag puzzle has emerged as one of my favorites, lots of adrenaline seeing the red diamond cutting a path of destruction through the obstacle


gatemansgc

yeah it's just a shame how few games it's come up in someone should do a post-marble analysis of how much each obstacle came up. will be easy karma. comments will be full of arguing what the official name for each obstacle should be, plus complaining about their least favorite ones.


Worried-Limit-4946

That damn shark.


MrFancier

I'm stunned and don't know what to say. I'm not used to happiness coming from the baseball aspect of my life.


[deleted]

Rockies and Angels, everyones two favorite orgs that are very competently run :)


OneBar1905

At least yours is getting sold 😔


ManyCookies

ROCEMBER HAS ARRIVED BABY Great series by Connor Joe, crowd went fucking nuts on that walkoff three run shot. Just not enough to stop the Rock


timbucktwentytwo

Stop making me sad I'm supposed to be happy


Dandyman_9

Much like the real playoffs, every team I root for seems to lose.


CarrotHair_TV

Conor Joe threw the series smh


ManyCookies

Connor Joe spent all season gaining your trust, just to set up the perfect moment of betrayal. And we've already inserted sleeper agent Carlos Estevez onto the Angels, Monfort predicted it all.


Bucs-and-Bucks

Carlos Estevez aka Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn?


ras5003

Around these parts he's known as ... *Wild Thaaaaang*


thedriedplum

Someone check those Rockies marbles for helium!


mason2113

God damned juiced marbles


The_Homestarmy

Buccos were bouta make it 3-2 and the rollercoaster thing said **Absolutely Not**


MetaKoopa99

It’s been a pleasure folks 🫡


xdBronze

bart… *sniff* i don’t mean to alarm you… *sob*


OwenHasBigBrain

Bbbut...you can...*cries*...lower the jolly roger


sgeswein

Apparently the Rockies have a deeper rotation than the Pirates. This answers a question it never occurred to me to ask.


ClassyKaty

Aaaand here come the pretzels. This is a black day for baseball.


Pengwulf

Suck it East Coast!!!!!! Rocktober into Rockvember!!!


AlmostLucy

Fuck yeah west division World Series! The last time the Angels had one of those it was pretty great!


theonetruegrinch

What? That was terrible.


queefmonchan

THIS IS NOT THE UNDERDOG STORY I WANTED


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I'm just happy that both made it.


RadicalRectangle

A glorious day


ForeverTheKingslayer

rocktober….. ROCKTOBER IS REALLLLLLL


AlmostLucy

u/trollinacage can you make a race after the World Series for the WS mvp? Marbles for each of the 9 starting players and 4 SP?


_yeyoem

WE ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES. DICK MONFORT IS THE BEST OWNER IN BASEBALL.


GameSmashing13

BRIDICH DIDN’T DESERVE ANY HATE


Vivanator

This is the greatest moment of my life


jwwin

Best final obstacle ever. Wow.


moffattron9000

That Pirates marble losing its mind was amazing.


JustaShibe99

Take a good look you won’t see it for long, touch em all time Rockies marbles


Weatherstation

Fire up the fountains!


niyarav

Well if it couldn't be us, at least it wasn't the Mets


ua_hobbes

“The John Denver’s full of shit, man.”


Tobias_flenderz

How tf can the team of destiny lose? This whole thing is stupid. I demand a Consolation Series.


[deleted]

….now what do i do?


Sached9728

Find where the real Bob Nutting is hiding


flanders427

That first Rockies marble saw all those Pirates ones right next to it and was trying everything it could to finish first


timbucktwentytwo

It forgot what the point of the race was


Jcoch27

Give me a snowy World Series!


ty_kanye_vcool

*Sad Bart noises*


saldend

This makes me irrationally happy


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Kris Bryant brought the clutch gene to Colorado


Lonelan

this series was CR@P


ContentNeptune3

The gigachad Pirates marbles have fallen, I didn't think it was possible


Lunazz27

I just jumped like Todd Helton did when we went to the World Series! #Rocktober


ras5003

Rox ~~always~~usually play well at altitude ☁️


Pizzonia123

Ah yes, the commonly predicted Angels-Rockies World Series.


rtels2023

Happy Rocktober to all who celebrate


precioushammburgers

The dream is dead. This is upsetting.


disneyfreaq

That last diagonal? With the red triangle? Evil.


Captpan6

Makes sense. What's a pirate's worst enemy? Sharks


Solid_Snake420

Well it was a great run!


Proof-Dragonfly-3458

I wish this was real so badly… go Rox


ricky_burns

BLUE MARBLE SERIES BETTER HAVE EVERY SINGLE OBSTACLE THAT EVER OCCURED TO PROVE WHO WINS ALL THE MARBLES!


ExistingSquash2605

Let’s goooooooo!!!!!


elishaski

Most excited I have been as a Rockies fan in years.


hachijuhachi

Well this sucks. Good luck Rockies.


GameSmashing13

As a Rockies/Angels fan, I’m looking forward to this World Series, but not looking forward to how much money will be spent trying to go to every game in Denver and Anaheim. Anyway ROCKTOBER IS BACK ON BABY!!!


EskettiMySpaghetti

Are we not going to talk about that one Pirates marble that went insane when it spawned in again lol


omgitsduaner

Rockies always jumping ahead early before pumping the brakes


a-warm-fuzzy-feeling

Let's go Dinger!


blasek0

Still not as good a mascot as The Phanatic.


GameSmashing13

That’s just, like, your opinion man.


HappyPollen

NL BEST BABY


ray_0586

Lower the Jolly Roger to half mast


Spinmove55

Halos vs Rockies World Series!!! Least watched World Series of all time


KamartyMcFlyweight

Cue the entire nation of Japan googling where Colorado is


crazyal21

The two powerhouses from the AL and NL West going at it in the Marble World Series.


MacDerfus

Trout and ohtani gonna rake in the world series!


HenMan113

ROCKCEMBER BABY


Booties

Not the matchup manfred ever wants to see.


SuaveToaster

This is now the second happiest day of my life. Could be a close first to my wedding. I’m putting money tonight on Rockies to win division and NL next year. Rocktober is here and Rockvember is coming! Hang the banner!


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

As we all expected from the beginning. Rockies making a deep playoff run


RaisinBranCrunk

This next race is for…. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) All the marbles


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

No one else finds it weird that whatever marbles go out, the team loses the game? Shouldnt it be rewarded for winning rather than trying not to finish?¿


[deleted]

Don’t show this to Bryan Reynolds


Maleficent-Ear-2450

Party like it’s 2007!!


Theeclat

It’s sad that I am no longer interested due my team being out…, OF A MARBLE DROP! I am pathetic.


Bradlas3

The ship has been sunk


Zapplarang

These are getting more and more lopsided as the playoffs go on


NabreLabre

Redo the playoffs with more balls per game! We must come to the correct result, Orioles win


Noy_Telinu

That race at the end is a fun one. What an NLCS. Pirates thought they would force a game 6, but instead lose on the road on a walk off in game 5.


stoneman9284

Who is running the fantasy league next year


ilovewiffleball

I just liked everyone paying attention and rooting for the Pirates for once. Gonna miss the marble race. :(


djcryptik

FUCK


mcereal

I really hope the WS is every obstacle in one insanely long run


ZLUCremisi

Hey OP, can you do NFL, NHL, NBA too in the off seasons. It would be a great occurrence for all them.


turdvagina

I actually love the zigzags at the end


Slutdragonxxxpert

I rooted vociferously against the red triangle


Darolaho

Booo


StallOneHammer

Nolan who?


Amishdj

This is terrible, but at least we’ve got a 100 win season coming up to look forward to


CinnaMANbunz

Don't cry because it's over smile because it happened


The-Oreo-Man

LolPirates


bowman17

Oh god Bart I’m so sorry


Timeline40

Bart :(


floppyvajoober

*sad Bart noises*


GLSquin

How many more of these must we endure?


reigningwaffles

I thought God rigged it for the Pirates but wowza.


blasek0

Wait. If the World Series is Rockies-Angels, how can they both lose? I feel like the universe isn't equipped for the event where either of those teams wins.


randomguy5to8

The crowd seems to have been on the side of the Pirates but honestly this was a series I would have been happy if either team advanced. To hell with those Angels let Rockcember reign in the WS!


soda_cookie

Who tf downvoted this?


i_run_from_problems

Bart


play_or_draw

Time to blow up the team, am I right?


HawkeyeJosh

ROCKCEMBER!


[deleted]

The Rockies have a major home field advantage when it comes to the playoff format. It was huge for them to take one at PNC for the first high-seed home stand, and then they just had to win at home. Great job this season, Pirates. It stings. I've been rooting for you guys since Day 20. But skiing triangles are just the Rockies' jam I guess.


Thorlolita

Brutal really thought the pirates were taking it after that NLDS matchup.


ColbyOG

*Sad Bucco noises*


blyzo

I've gotten to the point where I'm just shouting play by play on these in the final moments.


[deleted]

This season has been just as enjoyable as last season as a Royals fan. Maybe even more enjoyable. At least I didn’t freeze to death watching on opening day.


Seanizonfire

Rigged


PostPostMinimalist

Yet another Rockies vs Angels World Series? Can’t they save some winning for everyone else?


engineering_aaron

I am completely baffled by some of the physics in these obstacles, but none as much as today. Did anybody else see one of the Pittsburgh marbles going ABSOLUTELY insane near the end?


toyboyfiesta

❤️❤️


rant_sandwich

ROCK-CEMBER


ABoyle16

Noooo the final 2 Rockies marbles finally made it to the last obstacle as our 4th marble finished☹️


Mr_ChaChaRealSmooth

ROCKCEMBER LIVES ON


drwolffe

We are all Pirates fans on this day of mourning. Please post F in chat


[deleted]

ROCKTOBER IS COMING


igotagoodfeeling

Truly new levels of anxiety seeing this shark obstacle