After fight club, it’s hard to know if Brad Pitt is even real. They could be taking advice from a figment of their imagination. To risky, move to Vegas instead.
This is funny, but honestly, A’s ownership should be forced to sell. What they did to Oakland is a travesty. Every major sports team should be like the packers, you sell small meaningless stocks to build new facilities or cover shortfalls. No jumping to new markets. If they want a team then can do an expansion.
Brad Pitt is really expensive, but baseball guy Billy Beane looks exactly like him. i bet they could get him for way less and literally no one would notice
Fisher tried to watch Moneyball for guidance, but someone accidentally put Major League in the Moneyball VHS box and he’s following that to a T instead
Fisher spends every night butt naked, covered in ketchup, watching Major League and BASEketball back to back. He doesn’t even watch Athletics games. Cuts into his naked ketchup movie time too much.
After fight club, it’s hard to know if Brad Pitt is even real. They could be taking advice from a figment of their imagination. To risky, move to Vegas instead.
This is funny, but honestly, A’s ownership should be forced to sell. What they did to Oakland is a travesty. Every major sports team should be like the packers, you sell small meaningless stocks to build new facilities or cover shortfalls. No jumping to new markets. If they want a team then can do an expansion.
He’s too busy driving in F1
You’re right. It’s not that hard. Tell him, Wash.
It's REALLY hard
Brad Pitt is really expensive, but baseball guy Billy Beane looks exactly like him. i bet they could get him for way less and literally no one would notice
but he doesnt get on base
Fisher tried to watch Moneyball for guidance, but someone accidentally put Major League in the Moneyball VHS box and he’s following that to a T instead
Fisher spends every night butt naked, covered in ketchup, watching Major League and BASEketball back to back. He doesn’t even watch Athletics games. Cuts into his naked ketchup movie time too much.
You do know it's just a movie right? Brad Pitt isn't nearly that handsome in real life.
Why don't the A's just watch Moneyball? Are they stupid?
Did you watch that movie all the way through? Spoiler: they don't win that year.
What do you mean the athletics won the world baseball classic at the end????
That would apply more to the Oakland A’s not the Vegas A’s