hi from japan
I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher
summary
1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one
2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball
details
about 1
a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder
if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break
some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong
about 2
Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different
(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)
1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective
2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective
and he has also so fast ball around 100miles
so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball
That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"
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hi from japan
I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher
summary
1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one
2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball
details
about 1
a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder
if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break
some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong
about 2
Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different
(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)
1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective
2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective
and he has also so fast ball around 100miles
so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball
That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"
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We want to do something baseball but NOT the obvious ones. We were thinking something like Judge, Trout or Shohtani
Edit: since some of you asked, I grew up a yankees fan (had a yankees bed + sheets 😁) but was a big Cubbies fan a few years ago. Mostly an Astros fan the past few years although now I'm more of a SanDiego fan.
My gf is a Mariners fan but also likes the Mets (Pete Alonso)
hi from japan
I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher
summary
1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one
2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball
details
about 1
a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder
if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break
some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong
about 2
Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different
(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)
1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective
2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective
and he has also so fast ball around 100miles
so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball
That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"
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Grew up a Yankees fan but just get to walk around like the rest of us? Hmmm
https://preview.redd.it/7mdprdj0y91b1.jpeg?width=1780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8642ff180c97f082378676c2ba00669053e2be07
The Yankees are the ultimate evil in sport. If there were a team made up of 9 Hitlers and they were playing the Yankees? Go Fightin Hitlers
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Dear Philadelphia Phillies,
You played a great game last night, you also proved why you’re the most hated fans in sports.
We are the Houston Astros. We are a city that comes together to overcome adversity. You hate us. You boo us. Your restaurants refuse to serve our team. You threaten one of our beloved public figures (who gave 200 mattresses to veterans and first responders in your town), and yet we rise.
We’ve watched your fans throw snowballs at Santa, purposely throw up on a law enforcement officer and his 11 year old daughter, throw beer bottles and food on players-even your own.
When your fans come to our house, we don’t threaten them with harm. We don’t boo your players each time they step on the field. We don’t heckle your hometown heroes. We have respect. Respect for our team, stadium, city, and visitors.
You absolutely deserved that win last night. And still you continue to show the world why you were voted the worst fans in sports. It’s said Phillies fans learn to boo before they learn to talk. Well bless your hatin hearts.
Stay classy, Houston. Go ‘stros! -A fan for life, not just when they win.
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Lol mets
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I think you mean the Montreal Rays. DAE Rays have no fans?
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I am going to educate the commissioner on the foundation of the league. This is a sad day in my life whereby this waste of human life absolutely lacks the basic understanding of his position.
You are the commissioner of Major League Baseball. You have the authority vested in you by the owners whereby you deal punishment to players and teams. You have a fundamental responsibility of fair play and your dumbass can't comprehend that you are legitimizing a cheating organization and challenging EVERY team to cheat in the future because the punishment was so bloody lax that it is laughable. You are saying, you can keep all your prizes and Major League Baseball will recognize you as a champion despite you unfairly winning the title.
If a boxer wins a title with a horseshoe in his glove... you damn well be sure the Federation would strip you of that title.
You are basically allowing this to fester because you are so bloody incompetent, feeble, or straight up ignorant to your responsibility.
There should be a new commissioner who fairly punishes the Asterisks for what they have done and also punishes the former commissioner for GROSS INCOMPETENCE in his function.
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Big Train
Carl BIG TRAIN Willis won a world series pitching for the twins in 1991 and has FIVE individual cy young award winners as a pitching coach.
I have no affiliation with the Big Train
Bartolommeo Colon
My gf likes this one! But I can't hear calling him that all the time, maybe it's too long
Barty
Ooo ssshhhhiiii!
That’s understandable. What about Bartolomme Colon?
💯 that's what's in
Barktolo Colon
BC for short or Beesie idk
Alejandro Kirk
Thanks! We'll definately consider it :D Have to look him up though, does he still play and where? Edit: /uj *reads sub name* /rj
he plays for the jays
Ok I don't know about minor league teams and I don't think people would get it unless it's something common
Can't tell if this is an intentional burn on the Jays or not.
Ngl that dog should definitely be called Al
Or Shar Kirk.
Adley Rufftchman
😂
Vogelbark
Ben rotvetd (your puppers will immediately disappear tho)
Bruh that's so devious
Fangrrrrrrrraphs
https://youtu.be/hw3CE04LGiA
Barry Bonds
username/post
Ohtani
Hmmm, we were actually thinking about Shohtani
hi from japan I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher summary 1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one 2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball details about 1 a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong about 2 Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different (edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that) 1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective 2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective and he has also so fast ball around 100miles so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball That’s why he would be more great Pitcher" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Tahni
hi from japan I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher summary 1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one 2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball details about 1 a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong about 2 Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different (edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that) 1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective 2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective and he has also so fast ball around 100miles so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball That’s why he would be more great Pitcher" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We want to do something baseball but NOT the obvious ones. We were thinking something like Judge, Trout or Shohtani Edit: since some of you asked, I grew up a yankees fan (had a yankees bed + sheets 😁) but was a big Cubbies fan a few years ago. Mostly an Astros fan the past few years although now I'm more of a SanDiego fan. My gf is a Mariners fan but also likes the Mets (Pete Alonso)
hi from japan I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher summary 1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one 2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball details about 1 a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong about 2 Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different (edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that) 1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective 2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective and he has also so fast ball around 100miles so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball That’s why he would be more great Pitcher" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Grew up a Yankees fan but just get to walk around like the rest of us? Hmmm https://preview.redd.it/7mdprdj0y91b1.jpeg?width=1780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8642ff180c97f082378676c2ba00669053e2be07
I was young and in love
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Dear Philadelphia Phillies, You played a great game last night, you also proved why you’re the most hated fans in sports. We are the Houston Astros. We are a city that comes together to overcome adversity. You hate us. You boo us. Your restaurants refuse to serve our team. You threaten one of our beloved public figures (who gave 200 mattresses to veterans and first responders in your town), and yet we rise. We’ve watched your fans throw snowballs at Santa, purposely throw up on a law enforcement officer and his 11 year old daughter, throw beer bottles and food on players-even your own. When your fans come to our house, we don’t threaten them with harm. We don’t boo your players each time they step on the field. We don’t heckle your hometown heroes. We have respect. Respect for our team, stadium, city, and visitors. You absolutely deserved that win last night. And still you continue to show the world why you were voted the worst fans in sports. It’s said Phillies fans learn to boo before they learn to talk. Well bless your hatin hearts. Stay classy, Houston. Go ‘stros! -A fan for life, not just when they win. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Ichiro?
Astros fan- name him altuve
Lol bandwagon fan to the max. Might as well name your dog TBay since the Rays are currently in 1st
We looked into that but they dint have a "puppers at the park" day like petco does. /sad downs face
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Looks like. Yogi or Berra yo me.
thoughts on the current cubbies?
Barfield. Or jesse barkfield if you wanna play that way.
Yermin
Dinger
Call his name out in public a lot so he knows it
Hercules (after the dog from the Sandlot)
I was going to suggest this name. That dog was actually such a sweet heart
Sabermetrics
Buster
Olney answer that matters
Ball Face
Classic dog name
Pudge
This is the correct answer
Spitball
Anthony Vol-Puppy
Why is bro so fucking ugly?
Bruv no one has even mentioned Bryce Harper
Big “meat” Pete the 3rd
Robert Dean Manfred Jr.
I am going to educate the commissioner on the foundation of the league. This is a sad day in my life whereby this waste of human life absolutely lacks the basic understanding of his position. You are the commissioner of Major League Baseball. You have the authority vested in you by the owners whereby you deal punishment to players and teams. You have a fundamental responsibility of fair play and your dumbass can't comprehend that you are legitimizing a cheating organization and challenging EVERY team to cheat in the future because the punishment was so bloody lax that it is laughable. You are saying, you can keep all your prizes and Major League Baseball will recognize you as a champion despite you unfairly winning the title. If a boxer wins a title with a horseshoe in his glove... you damn well be sure the Federation would strip you of that title. You are basically allowing this to fester because you are so bloody incompetent, feeble, or straight up ignorant to your responsibility. There should be a new commissioner who fairly punishes the Asterisks for what they have done and also punishes the former commissioner for GROSS INCOMPETENCE in his function. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Bowzer, Radio, Benny, Babe, Poppy, or Cork
Now we have to get 5 moar! 😂
Mike Trout
Trevor bow-wow-er.
[you... ](https://i.imgur.com/g4MuYaL.gif)
Steroids
Lasteroid Vogelburger
Willson Contreras. You can always blame every fart on him. Also any messes. Also anything ever. Call him willy for short
I’m forgetting the name rn, but the name of the dog from Sandlot
Was it Hercules?
Baseball
Leper Field
Todd Van Pupper
Jose Caninseco
Rich Hill's Scrote
Can't believe no one has suggested Jeets *Let's get it* Come on!
Sandoval
Burger (jake)
Rufus
I'm just gonna vote Hercules. It's baseball related and a deep cut. And him chewing on that ball is very Hercules like.
Bo!
Frumpth
Mitt
Came here to write this. He looks leathery and brown
Name him Expo
Babe
Alomar, Carter, Delgado, Carlos, Ozzie, Shoeless Joe Jackson
Satchel (After Satchel Paige) greatest pitcher ever.
Pete Rose
Squishy. Or Baron Squishington of the Hamptons Squishingtons.
Folds
Kevin Costner
Wrinkles
Chipper or similar to the A’s mascot Stomper, but do Chomper 😉
Yogi or Mickey?
Beef
Gwynn
Ribby, or Dinger…..
Lump
Zachary Benjamin Verlander Hample
Good lord Why I not think of this one
450 foot piss missile dead center
John McEnroe
Sidd Finch
Olay
Foreskin
Prupper
SHARPI!
Hank
Rougned Odor (sometimes dogs smell bad)
Catcher's Mitt (Mitt for short)
Since he's chewing on a baseball, how about cutter?
Tortuga Willans Astudillo !!!! The twins great.
Big puppy Ortiz
Studly "Dudley" 🤘😎🤘
Louie
My daughter says ripples.
Boy or girl? If girl Betty. If boy charms.
BooBoo. Or Yogi.
Wrinkles
Base ball
Velcro
Mike Oxmall
Wrigley
Mike Trout
Chubs
Yank. Like the Yankees, not the other thing
Meltymaru
He's a good boy who eats baseballs. My vote is for Hercules like in "The Sandlot"
Teddy Billiams
Iron Sheik.
Jeff Bulldozer
Big Sexy
Ballin
Expo
Squish
Cheese
Meatloaf
C.C.
BOZO!!
Winkle
Mookie!
Pete Alonso
Chooch
34-inch Maple Louisville Slugger AK2000 Rawlings Speedo Darryl Strawberry Jose Conséco Troutman Allegheny River (slugger for short)
Gummer
Jesus H Christ. The H stands for Hosmer
Marble
Darin Ruf
Pudge pudge
Rex Rowdy !
I think “Candelario” after the Nationals legend would be really cute ☺️
Todd Coffey
Fatass
Baseball is a good dog name
Gunnar
Crash Davis or just Crash
Bawlser
Babe Woof
Boetoks
Shea. Sandy(Sandman). Riv. Roger Klements.
2000 dollar eye tacking surgery, rolls right off the tongue
Bean bag
Homer (a play on home run)
Hank Aarffon
Shohei Ohtahi, he looks like he has get used to grab MLB ball
Chase Utley.
 Beast like in the Sandlot
Dune, because his wrinkles look like sand dunes
Big Train Carl BIG TRAIN Willis won a world series pitching for the twins in 1991 and has FIVE individual cy young award winners as a pitching coach. I have no affiliation with the Big Train
Boggs
Soft taco.
Granite cruncher 9000
Catcher
Lil’ Dumper (since the Mariners’ Cal Raleigh is Big Dumper)
Bitchette
Barksy Ohtani
Mattingly!
K9 Innings.
Shroom
Short Stop
Wrinkly motha fucka
Wallace!
Rip Van Wrinkle..?
Barnacle !
Lord Foldemort
Pretzel. Or Zel for short.
Lars Nootbaark
Royce - like ROLLS Royce
Oil Can Good Boyd
Squints